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I think it’s only fair to agree on one simple thing. If an indoor space, or an outdoor one, for that matter, has a stairway, however long or short, it should serve its function. First, it should bring us up and down at least one level and second, it should be safe. That’s the bare minimum, right?

But it turns out, some stair designers out there have had their minds spun by invisible hamsters on a wheel. Right below, it becomes very clear why. You see, if the stairs cost you a potentially immeasurable amount of broken legs, you’d be better off without them.

Bored Panda has compiled the most absurd cases of stair designs gone very wrong that make a ladder look like a premium lift in comparison. My popcorn is ready, how about you?

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    fro_st puppy
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some poor bad eye sighted person or pretty much anyone is literally going to bash their leg on that or worse

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    Although the absurd stair designs may look quite funny from the comfort of a computer, in reality, they cause some very serious risks to people who use them. National Safety Council statistics rank stairway injuries second only to motor vehicle accidents among leading causes of accidents. Moreover, World Health Organization states that falls are the second leading cause of accidental or unintentional injury deaths worldwide.

    According to the representative of the Law Offices of Andrew D. Myers, a civil litigation attorney who focuses on personal injury, bankruptcy, business law and other civil matters, children and adults over 65 are especially at high risk. 

    “Each year, one in three elderly adults suffers a serious stairway fall. Such injuries can increase the chances of an earlier death and reduce the ability to live independently. The elderly face a higher likelihood of falling because they often experience muscle weakness and potential dizziness from taking a variety of medications. This risk rises as they age.”

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    They state that common injuries caused by stairway falls include internal bleeding, fractured bones, brain injuries, soft-tissue injuries, and dislocations. Moreover, Safety Council statistics indicate falls are among the most common causes of traumatic brain injury, so in no way can the possibility of falling down the stairs be looked at lightly.

    To prevent such injuries, premises liability law requires property owners to reasonably maintain stairways. According to the Law Offices of Andrew D. Myers, “The law also holds property owners responsible where injuries occur as a result of dangerous or hazardous conditions. If proven that injuries directly resulted from a property owner’s negligence, then the injured person may be able to collect compensation for pain and suffering, lost income, and reimbursement for medical bills related to the accident.”

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's take the stairs. Urgh...on second thought, how about we wait for the lift?

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    BigFish Artwire
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't for the wall to the left in the picture I wouldn't know that those are steps

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Sheepeggs
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine going down the stairs blindfolded, you finally get the hang of it when suddenly you reach the bottom. Now imagine yo have perfectly good eyesight, you finally get the hang of it when suddenly you reach the bottom.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Fire regulations changed. When I went back to my own high school for their 75th anniverary in 1997, there were a couple of stairways that had been blocked off like this since they were open and a serious fire risk.

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    Ian Koch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    along with other alternating stairs (not all of them though) if you get used to it, and you stay sober, or never traverse the stairs while tipsy, it will seem normal to you.

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    Ian Koch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that literally only makes the stairs more expensive. the people building this, and the people who wanted their stairs like this, are COMPLETE idiots.

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    Streamlining traffic in a safe (handrails) traffic. Many times, situations like the stairs becoming congested as the wider bottom blends with the rest of the staircase only show over time. So rather than removing and rebuilding, this is a safe compromise.

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    Ian Koch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 METERS! That's more than half a football field! (yes I'm from the U.S and yes I understand the metric system, for the most part, not all Americans are stupid. most of them are. but not all of them.)

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    Rob Chapman
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lighter concrete tells me the ramp was added later, and the stars were blocked off at that point.

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    Hugo Raible
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in my building. Not enough space to build full floor height stairs.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for the best. This is a murder stairway if there ever was one. 😬

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    Ian Koch
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say this could be ok if you got used to this, but those stairs look a bit too tall.

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