What's a better form of entertainment in this digital age than scrolling through some funny memes? Especially when you've had a really tough day or week. Sometimes, even your favorite show or movie seems to require too much brain power. So opting for a quick but effective fix in the form of some random memes is often your best bet.
Today, we're featuring a community that shares hilarious content daily. The Funny AF Spiritual Memes group has 2 million members, so you know you're in safe hands, Pandas. Scroll down and entertain yourself with some memes about this weird thing we call life. And read on for our exploration of how memes have become a language in their own right.
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Well, but bear could try to improve a little bit before streaming.
Load More Replies..."Please do not shoot the piano player. He is doing his best." - Oscar Wilde
Glad I read the comments first, I was going to say that!
Load More Replies...This needs to be a thing, let's make it a thing right now! NOW!!!
Load More Replies...🎶 I just howled to say I love you, I just howled to say how much I care 🎶
My neighbor's dog Pepper would sneak into my house when i left the sliding door open, so technically i had 3 cats and a pitbull (honorary cat)
This could be a monetized service. There should be an app for this!
HELL YA! Not only for disaster dates or things like that, even if I'm talking to the long-winded coworker who's not getting the hint!
Load More Replies...mom on the phone w/ 12yo me : Banana if you want to be picked up, Watermelon if you want to stay
My mom once read somewhere that everyone should have a code that they can text to their parents. Like I could be at a friend's house and really want to go home, so I'll text her 'xxx' and she'll call me and yell at me saying that I didn't clean my room or I didn't make the bed and she's going to come and pick me up immediately. But in reality, I've done both of those things. I just need to leave but it has to be her fault. Everyone needs to have this.
I have that deal with all my friends. 1 blank text and I'll call crying that I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere and a rabid badger is making eyes at me
No badgers in my part of the world but I guess I could substitute hedgehog, or possum, or gecko or something like that.
Load More Replies...At this point, most of us are familiar with what the word 'meme' means. In 1976, Richard Dawkins called it "ideas that spread from brain to brain." In today's Internet culture, that's especially apt because memes tend to spread like wildfire on different social media platforms. The more accurate description for today would perhaps be that the ideas spread from device to device.
The first example of what memes look like is an image from the Judge Magazine issue in 1921. It's the original "Expectations vs. Reality" type of picture. Yet people don't consider it to technically be a meme. Why? Because it didn't have the virality aspect. For a picture, a video, or a quote to become a meme, people have to copy it and share it.
I swear it should be banned. The number of times I've slammed on the brakes because I thought something was coming.
NEVER SLAM ON THR BRAKES WITHOUT LOOKING BEHIND YOU! If you slam in the brakes because you hear a siren, you shouldn't be driving. Please tell me this is satire.
Load More Replies...I freaked out a little once when a new cassette ( It was a long time ago, OK? ) I was playing had a song that started with the sound of helicopters. I thought something was seriously wrong with my car. ( Billy Joel, "Goodnight Saigon" )
I know! Hlls kitchen has many weird sound effects, and one is specifically a violin screech that sounds like a tornado siren. There actually was a tornado one time and the sirens went off and I thought it was the sound effect. Then I thought, "Well it is quite longer than usual, huh?"
This isn't a problem for me, because I actually pay attention to my surroundings when driving, and not just the back of the car in front..
My ex used to love to speed down the highway to the beach and back. One time he had his usual gangsta rap on and we heard this siren fad in over the music. He literally thought he was getting pulled over but couldn't see the cop. Then the siren faded out weirdly and we found out it was in the song. We both had a laugh. Did he learn anything? Nope.
Good luck to you both :). In the Netherlands we have a foundation creating funny sayings: Loesje, printed on posters and calenders. One says: "ga je mee verdwalen? ik weet de weg!" Will you go get lost with me? I know the way!
Load More Replies...Create a new post! : what is your spirit animal and why :)
Load More Replies...At my age I sometimes forget why I got up so I go to the bathroom. At least I accomplish something.
This happens because our brains package our thoughts based on the environment. By entering a new room or something similar, your brain unpacks that room’s memories. If you really can’t remember, try going into the room where you had the thought, and it may come back to you
The size ratio between their bodies and their brains is quite intriguing
I've actually done that a couple times. The looks on their faces made me giggle a little. 😄
I've done that too. But I try to only do it to a-holes.
Load More Replies...But it is acceptable to say "Please excuse me. I'm just going to . . ." and walk away.
It’s not acceptable? Well that certainly explains a lot. No wonder I can’t make any new friends.
as long as they can do it with you too, preferably when you really wanna share something special.
And not the aggressive "don't care" but the passive "don't care". it's important to know which is which
It is acceptable, if you're 3 years old. Man I love toddlers, with their hilarious rudeness.
Little kids are great because they haven’t learned the duplicity of their elders just yet.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I don´t get, why it seems to be more acceptable to lie than to be frank. If the other person doesn´t get it (implying you sent signals, verbally and non verbally before) and wont stop Yodeling away, who is the more unsociable one? And I think it much more acceptable to (politely) ask for a stop of conversation, if it is necessary. Or it´s just me being German...
Load More Replies...I say,oh look at the time. Lift up my sleeve and stare at the watch im not wearing
The best part is the 👁👄👁 look on their face when you do it. Don't forget to throw in a "I thought you said you appreciated honesty" for a little flavor as you walk away😆
Nowadays, what we consider to be memes is so widely known that even a non-chronically online person would know them. There probably isn't a young person who wouldn't recognize Drake gesturing 'nuh-uh' from his "Hotline Bling" video or that screenshot from an anime with the butterfly with the caption "Is this [blank]?"
Yet, it is a sort of secret language. More niche memes allow individuals with similar interests to communicate things others might not know about. One person could be well-versed in philosophy memes but know absolutely nothing when they see a Formula 1 meme.
Playgrounds I played on daily as a kid would be considered child abuse today.
Same, it's a miracle any of us survived the '80s.
Load More Replies...I unthinkingly went down a slide on a hot Southern California summer day once. It hurt immediately, but I was also wearing shorts that rode up, so my thighs stuck and I didn’t slide all the way down. Then I burned my hands trying to push my way down the last few feet. The good old days!
*shudder* I was cringing the entire time reading this lol, at least you survived!
Load More Replies...I enjoyed our deluxe 80's playground so much. It was amazing and dangerous. We're lucky we didn't die every afternoon. I broke my tale bone on one of those spring animals you rode.
Load More Replies...Metal slides were bad. I remember getting scorched that first time I slid down one that was hot as f**k. That’s when you learn to test the slide part first with your hand. Talking about hazardous playground equipment of the past, anyone remember how easy it was to fall off the monkey bars? Especially since, back in the day, they just set it all up over the concrete and/or hard dirt on the playground. No soft landings there.
Yeah, so many broken bones from the monkey bars. Good times, good times. You think my dumb**s would learn from the first break. Nope m
Load More Replies...Not as bad as the seesaw, when the other would bang down hard and send you flying to outa space
I fell off the seesaw when I was about 7, I had a massive bruise on my hip 🤪
Load More Replies...But we mostly tried to run up the slide but slipped and burned our faces and hands and knees when our faces slammed into the hot metal.
M--- B--- fell off the top and knocked himself out, so ours was taken away. We kids of course thought this was a huge miscarriage of justice...
We had one of these in the school where I went for half of 6th grade.. let me tell you, you haven't slid down one of those til you've slid down one in 110 degree weather.. why someone would put that in an arizona school is beyond me. I got 2nd degree burns on the back of my legs..
My library maxed out at the price of the book itself.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the story about the book that was overdue by ONE HUNDRED YEARS. It was finally returned by the guy's descendant.
“Hey man, I think my great-great grandfather forgot his book, here it is”
Load More Replies...I'm lucky...I moved and threw a library book into a random box. Didn't find it until 6 months later. I was terrified returning it, only to find out that my local library doesn't charge late fees! That was when I became a quarterly patron.
My library changed its policy to not charge for this reason. They were sure people were not visiting the library because of old late fees.
Load More Replies...Some libraries forgive fines. However, I lived in a town where the local library sent letters to kids' parents saying that the DEBTS FOR LIBRARY FINES WERE GOING TO COLLECTIONS. We found out about this because my roommate taught English as a second language at a local elementary school and the parents, who did not speak good English, were TERRIFIED and asking her for help. She called the library and gave them a piece of her mind.
Our library lets kids read down fines, $1 off for an hour of reading in the library.
Load More Replies...My library doesn't care. As long as you give them the book, it's fine.
Mine gave up and had a forgiveness weekend, got something like 500+ books back
My college told me I couldn't graduate because there was no record of my turning in my towel in gym class freshman year.
How about you using this a a teachable moment about accountability and responsibility and pay the easy peasy dang $2.25 fee? {says the retired Daring Librarian) ;P
I engaged in an ongoing passive-aggressive war with the librarian at my local library when I was a kid. (She seemed to just dislike me for some reason.) After a while I just stopped going there and mostly depended on the books my best friend had available. Her mother reviewed children's books for a very well known newspaper so that worked out quite well.
Eating always makes me happy. Unless it's lima beans. Ick.
Load More Replies...My doctor told me that my cholesterol was a LITTLE high, so I should reduce my intake of eggs, fried foods, dairy, and sweets. After the appointment I realized that I would rather die young than have such a sad life.
That reminds me of an old joke... doctor tell patient that he needs to avoid alcohol, fried foods, sweets, salt, etc. Patient asks, "Will I live longer?" Doctor: "No, but it'll seem like it."
Load More Replies...I must spend a good 40% of my income on food. It's money well spent, imo.
Life IS food! Hear me out. One of the first things my mother noticed when she lost her home and had to move into a retirement community last year was how much free time she had when she didn't have to feed herself anymore. I mean, her meals are all made for her now, so she doesn't have to spend ages pouring over the flyers and clipping coupons, going to the shops to buy groceries, cleaning and cutting up all the veggies, cooking the food, and then washing all the pots and pans afterwards. Food is such a huge part of our lives, whether you're dieting or not, it's wild.
Linguist Rebecca Garcia claims that memes are not so much a language of their own but a graphic form of speech. "Just as language and writing is a form of communication, so are memes. Even though these images incorporate only short written messages, they’re usually understood by the receiver or audience."
Summer vacation is such an anachronism. When I was in college I started taking summer courses and they were a total game changer. I finished a year of Organic Chemistry in four months. Those intensive summer courses are great for knocking out the big ones like that.
I wish I could have taken Biochem like that, I absolutely hated it. Took microbiology over the summer and had an incredible teacher, loved it
Load More Replies...I love summer in England, because all other seasons are just rain, summer is nice sunny weather and you can actually go outside and do stuff
No.... I actually love the heat that summer brings... Give me +30°C year round and I'm a happy camper ETA currently where I live (Vancouver Island) it is pretty much, my idea, of spring year round. I moved here from a place where winter sits around -15 to -50°C and summer was between 20 to 40°C. There was no spring or fall, just second winter, third winter, and then second summer, and third summer. The change over would go from winter to summer at like -30°c one day then the very next would be +30°c, it was that drastic/quick!
I respect your preferences. When I read your statement, I literally said "ew" lol
Load More Replies...Yes, where I live summe ris the only season you can sit outside without your jacket on, if you're lucky. Also our winters are soooo dark.
Load More Replies...I love summer. I don't have to wear shoes, I can forget about coats, ice, fuel bills. The days are longs.
HAHAHA i just listened to this song earlier today, thought about singing it out loud around my family - thought better of it and didn't lol
Load More Replies...Women’s shampoo: Gentle scent of lilac and vanilla. Men’s shampoo: You will reek of army tank and battle sweat!
Yep. I use Palmolive dish soap for all those things and I only use that brand because it's the cheapest.
I use Dr. Bronner's castile soap for hair, face, body, carpet, car and dishes. Not joking.
One part castile soap to one part coconut milk, shake well. Add a drop or three of almond oil for dry hair.
Load More Replies...Too many choices just makes no sense. I guess everyone wants their chance to make a buck.
I (f) use Dr Bronner's for my hair, face, body and hands. When on vacation, also for washing clothes and emergency dishwashing, and they say it can even be used as a toothpaste. Have not had the courage to try that one. Am sure it will do fine for cars but too expensive to try out.
Memes don't represent the way we write. They're an expression of how we talk. The way we speak is more informal than how we express ourselves in writing. "We mirror our speech patterns in memes. Therefore, when we communicate with memes, we are communicating with a graphic form of speech," Garcia writes in her Public Linguist blog.
Got it. Develop the most attractive allergic reaction ever to makeup.
Same. I like watching makeup videos, but I couldn't wear it without my eyes watering and having to wash it off, just to also have an allergic reaction to the cleansers to get it off.
Load More Replies...I've watched a few of these on YouTube. There's so many different products they use, the person doing them is usually sponsored by a makeup company or gets a discount, which is fair enough because we don't have to watch them or buy the products 🙂 The ones that I find funnily ridiculous are the ones to achieve a "natural look" where you've to spend almost an hour doing base coat, wait for it to dry, concealer in strips, blend, then powder to set then foundation on top, wait for it to set, use setting spray, wait for that to dry and that's even before you're getting onto the eyeshadow and lips stage! It's just... I don't have that amount of time, a special event is different, but on a regular basis? I'll just stick with maybe a bit of foundation and powder to hide blemishes and then let's get going! My natural look is actually no makeup at all if I'm just nipping out to the shops etc for 20 minutes 🙂
He could be from Kentucky.. they have a squirrel cook-off festival 🤢
Load More Replies...You don't want to absorb too much serotonin. you need a field of it per se, to allow proper neuron communication. People with low serotonin are put on SSRI meds(Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor). This slows the re-absorption of serotonin, allowing the levels in the brain to rise and re-establishing effective neural firing (the lack of which can cause depression. I have inherited GAD anxiety myself, so SSRI meds don't work. I take SNRI [Selective Noradrenaline Reuptake Inhibitors] meds instead, as Noradrenaline is to anxiety as Serotonin is to depression).
I started taking a serotonin reabsorbtion inhibitor (fluoxotine) for anxiety around a year ago and have had my dosages raised twice since. It's worked for stopping the panic attacks but I seem to feel a lot less emotion now then I used to (one of my friends joked that I smile every 2-3 buisness days and that my emotions range from slightly bored to mildly confused). I'm considering asking about lowering my dosage as I don't particuarly want to be an emotionless sociopath (in saying that, can't be sure that it's the fluoxotine causing it)
Load More Replies...Nah, don't curse them, inpire them to do their job just like a boss in a good company would do :).
Load More Replies...The serotonin hypothesis of depression is just that, a hypothesis. The meds don't work for a lot of people, but no one ever really investigated which part of the group of depressed folks actually has low serotonin. Don't get hung up on believing this is what's wrong with your brain. It could be this! Could also be disregulated stress system or something else... or healthy reaction to the s**t show of war and climate change and globalization etc https://www.nature.com/articles/s41380-019-0385-5
Yes, I was mentor of several psychiatric patients, and the stuff the Mental Health Care subscribes like candy was truly a shock for me. Off course some people need these d***s, but the way Mental Health Care plays Russian Roulette with their patients is abominal.
Load More Replies...I could do with a bit more at 85.. not that I am at all mentally deficient..I forget a common word a day ( it comes back in less than 3 minutes but...)
We tend to communicate through pictures on social media more than with words. We send GIFs, emojis, and, of course, memes. But with memes, it's not about the image itself. In 2015, researcher Walter Jose Castañeda concluded in his study that the meme image is what matters, not the image in the meme. "[Memes] obviate any relationship that their components may have with the image from which they originate," he wrote.
Okay then I am afraid of Billie Eilish, taco trucks, trampolines, clarinets, music, art, Melanie Martinez, Jazmin Bean, that hot dude on the football team, Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid, dogs, fuzzy coats, muffins, cereal, shrimp, applesauce, root beer, french fries, watermelon, strawberries, every single fruit, a limousine, 1 billion dollars, and many other intricate things?
Personally im scared of a billion pounds, a loving life partner, self love, a gecko, more fancy crystals, a Blåhaj, different pins, the ability to get an autism evaluation and lots of other stuff lol
Load More Replies...I am afraid of equal rights and responsibilities for all people, an end to chronic and degenerative diseases including cancer, people solving conflict through discussion rather than violence, and the basic necessities of life for everyone. And unlimited financial resources for myself. I want my cake and not to feel guilty about it.
So scary!! 😱😱 Wouldn't just be AWFUL if 40 million just appeared right now?
I am so scared of 100 US million dollars! (I live on the West Coast of Canada)
I am absolutely terrified of 3 billion dollars, a tub of strawberry ice cream, that one guy on the football team, and my best friend.
My wife with every damn movie we try to watch together. Also my wife: absolutely awake for a Bridgerton marathon through the all night
My husband every time he's nodding off and I ask for the remote so I can change the channel.
My mom every single night! Good thing she has my dad or she's just permanently sleep on the couch.
how did you get a picture of me??? i tell you, these spies are getting more and more creative every day…
As a narcissist? Or is there a better term for being in love with yourself?
Load More Replies...When someone sends you a meme with a tearful cat, the conversation doesn't actually have anything to do with cats. The text and the context of the conversation seemingly have nothing in common with the cat picture. But when put together, they make up a complete composition and we get its meaning.
they once said "what's your goal for this year" apparently "June" isn't a valid goal.
i js talk and eat the whole day but atleast i learned the powerhouse of a cell
Both of mine do too. You get the hard side-eye as you go to grab them and then they swallow as fast as they can XD My younger cat does it too.
Load More Replies...Memes also have a strange power of bringing people together. They are a reflection of Netlore (Internet folklore) and reflect many different facets of the human experience. What was once an easy and new way to joke around with friends online is turning into a community-building engine. It's not just about the many faces of Doge and Pepe anymore -- memes now can be way deeper than that.
As I would be if I ever actually learned from my mistakes. (Yeah, guess who neglected to take a coat when I went out today, in winter. For the second time this week alone).
I have an attention span! It just so happens to be the attention span of a tater tot
God knew I would be too powerful if people liked me. I need a partner in crime
Sometimes I'll feel a little breeze against the side of my head and all of sudden I have an aching buzz in that ear. I kinda think sometimes that's a ghost trying to communicate with me! It's painful so go away ghost.
Load More Replies...I have glasses, and wiping them off is like a factory reset or something
exactly!! my family makes fun pf me for randomly wiping my glasses off with a small lens cloth because I hate smudges or streaks on my glasses
Load More Replies...Im sorry but "nappy" is already taken to mean the American word diaper. All i can tgink of is someone taking a nappy from a baby
I'm sure there are some people.... there's always some weirdo who likes.... anyway, move on.
Load More Replies...You only lose when you snooze because of booze. If you nap clean you stay keen, because everyone knows there's nothing better than a clean nappy.
From a 4th grader: "People say when you snoose you loose. But I say whenn you snooze, you win!"
"We can see not just the new ways people do things or the new ways people express themselves in public but also some of the themes, some of the anxieties or desires people have. All of these complex issues are reflected in things like memes," Director of the Centre for Digital Culture at Kings College London Paolo Gerbaudo told the BBC.
I propose that BP cease censoring posts.. Either decline to publish or return to sender with a "No Profanity--We're Tired Of It" stamp. Maybe people will learn. Who knows?
I was walking and found a snail on the sidewalk so I brought it with me to the park and then when I got home I worried it would be lost so I went back and got him and brought him to the area I found him and that was 1987 but I still think of that snail.
Used to live further south where it's warm longer during the year. You could set your houseplants out on the patio over the summer and not have to bring them in til late fall. One year I brought them in and found a snail on one of them. It didn't appear to be eating it so I left it alone. He stayed in my plant all winter and I let him go next spring. I named him Gary.
Snail POV: Minding its own business one day when suddenly BAM! light speed. Then it was in a strange land forever more among trees and flowers. “Nice diggs” thinks the snail “Is this paradise?”. OTHER Snail POV: Minding its own business one day when suddenly BAM! light speed. Then it was on a hard grey barren land. “What have I done to so anger the gods!” Little child: “There you go snaily. Back where I found you.”
They go "yoooooo¨, just like humans. Human babies don't realize which parts of their bodies they can control, it's really cute when a baby discovers how to move a body part, they can be so surprised and happy about it.
Book recommendation:The secret world of slugs and snails https://www.abebooks.com/servlet/BookDetailsPL?bi=31874360077&dest=usa&ref_=ps_ggl_17721428148&cm_mmc=ggl-_-US_Shopp_Trade_20to50-_-product_id=COM9781570616112USED-_-keyword=&gclid=Cj0KCQjwsPCyBhD4ARIsAPaaRf1kpgvW4RAJg8suaGG4QoQH9gZQkX2oD4WhCLWiTUSIIAWvqEbED0AaAsE5EALw_wcB
You know, I never thought about it, but I'll ponder this for the rest of the evening.
My 6 year old boy started drooling at the cake display. I told him cake is for a special moment, a celebration. He drooled and look sad. Then I told him 'but, today is your 6 and a half birthday! Let's celebrate!' Very happy kid. Remember everyday is a party, but you have to get the bunting up yourself.
About a decade ago I suddenly realised that I am an adult and can have cake anytime I want. That I don't have to wait for an occasion to buy or bake a cake. I have been happy since, atleast in the department of eating cakes
Saame. It was that moment I was anticipating all my teenage years. I've fulfilled the dream of buying my own cake, all to myself, just for getting through the week without maiming anyone.
Load More Replies...Like you needed an occasion to eat cake. Ok, how about it's Tuesday. 😁😁😁
Cake is important. Cake is sanity! Cake is life! (add ice cream for enhanced effects!)
Memes can help people feel less alone during hard times (this was especially evident during the pandemic), but they also can help marginalized communities. Sharing memes is a great way to build a collective identity. The founder of the Meme Studies Research Network, Idil Galip, said that this collective sense of identity even bleeds into real life.
Well what if the psychologist liked the joke and wants to remember it 🤔
That's called "reframing"... I learned that in therapy 😂
Load More Replies...It happened to me during a job interview last week. 4 people, not a laugh but 2 wrote something. I did not had the job
I like the joke about Hansel and Gretel sending others to nibble on cake house first. This technique is called Munch housen by proxy. Also: concentration camp? For ADHD? Seriously, though, these people focus on one tiny thing and make it look like you're mentally disturbed.
Or when you share a 'funny story' and a few minutes later the school councilor pulled me out of class. Oops.
Idk why, but this reminds me of one time in 4th grade, during the last 30 or so minutes of class one day, I was giggling about an episode of a show I had watched, Liv and Maddie, where some guy spray painted “Dump Truck was here” on the wall, which is found hilarious at the time. So for the last half hour if he day I was laughing and muttering “Dump Truck was here” to myself. After school that day, my teachers wanted to talk with my mom about some “concerns” they had for me. 😂😂😂
My parents have accepted that my cat is an important family member and they let me show them her photos and videos, and they watch it happily. My mum sometimes even asks if my cat ate food or not.
My cat gets birthday and Christmas presents from everyone
Load More Replies...I see nothing wrong in this picture. Only problem is that I cannot carry my five fur babies at the same time...
I wonder how many cats can go to public places and are carried like this for a long time without cat protests and escape attempts?
Mine crack, bleed and hurt if I don't pamper them. My face doesn't
Load More Replies...Every shower I give them a good scrub and put on lotion. But they still get rough.
"Niche memes are not meant to go viral," Galip explained. "They're meant usually to create things like in-group belonging, something that kind of strengthens a sense of identity." It's similar to speaking another language. If you ever stumble upon a meme that you don't entirely understand, it might just be that it's not for you.
I can be myself, but you might have to clarify what you mean by normal.
Pretty sure it’s bamboo, though I see how one may think bones.
Load More Replies...There always bloody well is. And I nearly dropped the F bomb in front of my mother yesterday. Obviously I didn't, cos I'm still alive
Load More Replies...Story of my life. Employment or lack thereof getting you down? Don't worry - now the toilet is backed up and cannot be flushed without flooding the house!
When you think you've hit rock bottom only to find there's another layer of problems underneath.
is this from one of those stupid science videois with the cheesy guy with a realy strong amrican accent
Young My Idiotic Imagination That Keeps Making Mind Movies And Singing Assorted Ivycomb Songs When I Need To Pay Attention Or Sleep Why Can't I Ditch This Brain And Get A New One
Hey everybody, Young My Idiotic Imagination That Keeps Making Mind Movies And Singing Assorted Ivycomb Songs When I Nees To Pay Attention Or Sleep Why Can't I Ditch This Brain And Get A New One just dropped a new banger
Load More Replies...Young Depression/Young Anxiety/Young Gender Dysphoria
Load More Replies...Newer shows have such disgustingly short seasons, and the months between those seasons are so long we just lose interest. Give me an older show with lots of episodes anytime.
I love it when I find the latter and the series is over. It means I won't have to search for something to watch for quite a while, nor will I have to wait for another season to come out. Bonus if it's good.
Load More Replies...uhmmmm Downton Abby.... i needed something that lasted long enough to watch while crocheting... i watched the first 5 seasons in 10 days... had to take a break because i started dreaming about it every night!
STRANGER THINGS, PEOPLE🤣💜😊ive wanted to watch this series since the 4th grade and love it lol, started over a year ago, but haven't finished
I prefer binging shows, which means I'm always behind the curve. It's okay. Not like we're being graded or something.
AWW, it would be because we are out and I have to go get some more 😻💖
Money can't buy love, but it will cover all sorts of necessities like housing, insurance, medicine, food, and education. Once you've got the basics nailed down, you'll be able to relax and go looking for love.
I'd rather have love personally. You can't buy love, but love can inspire the hunger for success. Imo.
Load More Replies...Money can buy quite a lot of happiness actually. My husband could quit his toxic job. I could get a hearing aid. We could visit our families and friends more…
Completely agree and wouldn't that be lovely! And it could also buy each of my kids an actual house and a car that doesn't leak oil!
Load More Replies...People always say "Money can't buy happiness" But I'd much rather cry in a mansion than cry in a tiny house
The peace of mind that comes with not worrying about the rent must be heaven.
Load More Replies...What would you need a heart for? You're going to get a cardiac arrest hauling all that heavy money around anyway.
If someone gives me a simple math problem (2+2) I panic and shout 847
I used to get shakey hands if people watched me do anything. Obviously no longer an issue
I cracked the egg open into the trashcan today. After doing so, I promptly attempted to fry the shells.
I could/can type like 90+ words a minute....but whenever my lawyer boss decided to come into my office to dictate something for me to type (rather than put it on a tape for transcription), I couldn't type to save my life. I would ask him to step into the printer room right behind my office and do it that way. I just couldn't type with him standing there over my shoulder.
I know exactly what you mean. I had to write out a new law with a couple (sometimes there were 3 of them) of lawyers standing over me discussing my punctuation.
Load More Replies...Should have seen the bride doll that was my mom's first doll circa 1950. My sister made her get rid of it because it was giving straight up Annabelle vibes.
Load More Replies...Yeah; they look like they would like a litte vengeance on their enemies: with their deliverance.
Load More Replies...When I was little I saw my moms old doll sitting on a shelf move it’s arm and I’ve never know if it was real or a dream 😂me and my friends were locked out of the house in the backyard and we could go in the basement but couldn’t get upstairs and our parents were up there watching us out of a window, laughing. When we went in the basement the 1st time the dolls arm was down but when we went back in the dolls arm was up 🤷🏻♀️ my mom said it never happened but it one of my 1st memories as a kid and I it might have been a dream ! I can remember other dreams I had as kid too
burn them. burn the house. burn the neighborhood. burn the planet. DIE DOLLS DIEEE
2. Add things to list that you’ve already done, just for the satisfaction of crossing it off. (Brush teeth ✅)
Load More Replies...and some days i make my list AFTER i've done stuff in hopes of having a nice long list to make me feel like i've been more productive
if you make your 'to do' list at the end of the day, i almost guarantee you'll have a lot more accompliments on it!
Nah, it's more devious to flip the batteries around. Takes forever to figure out why they don't work.
Load More Replies...I had a local bar near my house who happened to have the exact same television as I did in my bedroom at home. I would frequently go there for a meal and a beer, but inevitably somebody came in and changed the channel (requested I mean) that they put on golf or something. SOOOOOO, I started taking MY remote to the bar and every time they changed the channel, I clicked "last channel" and put it back to what I was watching without them every knowing what happened. It was great. I did it for years before I finally told the owner what I was doing!!!!!!
I lived with my siblings pre-remote control, so one of us would hide the vise grip used to change the channels.
I’m lucky. My sister and I have pretty similar movie and tv show tastes, so we don’t usually fight like that
I know what the joke is even though I’ve never had this problem with my siblings
My middle son, as a teenager, would sit in his room and call down the stairs for his littlest sister .. to come and change the tv channel. She has never let him forget it.
My younger sister once pulled a knife on me while fighting over the remote. Worst part was it was MY knife!
And shelter. These two essential requirements for survival should not cost so much.
Load More Replies...Money can buy a whole lot of not being stressed the F out, and I for one would very much like to stop waking up in a panic.
I'm willing to take the bullet for you all and be very, very sad with lots of money...
Aww Norm, so selfless, I can't let you bear this burden alone
Load More Replies...Money may not buy happiness, but it sure can alleviate a lot of unhappiness.
Well money can buy a jet ski! Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?
The one who said this sentence first did'n spend the money on the right things. Money can buy a lot of things that can make me happy, eg. free time to spend with my kids.
There's a couple of Gossiping Gerties and Gary's in my building, so if you want to get word around, just tell them it's a secret.
Trauma bonding isn’t two people bonding over trauma. It is what abusers do to keep their victim closer to them. The behavioral sciences are very clear about that but people still use it incorrectly.
And I will continue to use it incorrectly thank you very much
Load More Replies...Yeah, trauma bonding is more likely than finding a soulmate because "we understand each other". And it's true, up to a point.
When it's moldy and you already have 30 Tupperware containers your brain makes it a logical decision rather than a lazy one.
Load More Replies...I legit do this all the time.. usually cuz I've waited so long to clean it, it's grown mold..
In all fairness some of that plastic gets permanently stained by like... spaghetti sauce ...so yeah you can't clean it ...that's my story and I'm sticking to it
The damn things need culling once in a while, got a cupboard full. I swear they breed in there.
That's from one of my favorite Scooby Doo episodes with Batman, Robin, Penguin and Joker!!!
Would you believe I've seen this picture more times than I can count but only NOW did I even notice that was the Batmobile?
Load More Replies...I've offered unsolicited advice, but I'm not a control freak. Follow or don't, doesn't effect me.
Doesn’t AFFECT you. To EFFECT something is to do something. To be AFFECTED by something means that something has been done to you, or made you feel a particular way.
Load More Replies...Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Load More Replies...Ya Now if appropriate I will say “Would you like to hear what worked for me? Or not:)
We had to go all the way out to Acatgo... Where's Acatgo? In it's litterbox, hopefully!
You know how moms and teachers have eyes in the back of their heads? Rappers and TV commentators have MOUTHS back there.
Makes as much sense as those seals you can't get off of bottles cause there there for your "health".😬
This would never happen. I look at the menu online and practice before getting to the restaurant.
I could know what I want, but it always take about 1 or 2 seconds for that information to cross my mind and make it out of my mouth, and that's apparently too much time before I hear "If you need another minute I can come back" as they briskly turn and walk away. NOOOO COME BACK
I swear restaurants are the worst sometimes. I always end up stuttering like crazy and bathing my brain in anxiety chemicals when my order is literally chips and guacamole.
i like to take a picture of the menu and circle what i’m ordering so i don’t panic and forget
and u r at an italian resturant and all the meals r italian words
Unlike those who go to McDonald's and take 20 minutes to order... like A*****E! It's McDonald's! It's the same damned menu for 25 years Now order!
The knowledge that your PC takes 4 minutes to boot, and it's 20 seconds to the desk is very dangerous when you work from home and have a snooze button.
Standby mode paired with a timer could prevent a lot of problems
Load More Replies...There should be a warning to protect people before a photo of this turnip comes up.
Nah, it's just a weird picture. Ed doesn't wear make-up. But I suspect he does use brylcreem, hair dye and maybe a corset.
Load More Replies...Then you probably don't want to know what the mushrooms in the grocery store are grown in.
Load More Replies...We didn't have toilet mushrooms, just from a water leak that dad didn't have time to fix. Magically, once I sent him the photo of the mushrooms growing, the leak was fixed! Amazing!
But you didn't fry & eat them! Aargh. This photo and explanation have that "shock value" & nothing else. Don't even publish this appalling picture.
Load More Replies...So do I....but when you think about it, compared to the olden days, are we really 'doing laundry' when all we do is load a machine and press a button? lol I was just at the Laura Ingalls Wilder homesteads in SD and saw the 'super delux' washer that Pa bought for Ma in the very late 1800s which was 2 large metal basins, one with a scrubbing board and the other with a hand crank wringer. Now THAT'S 'doing laundry'. lololol
Load More Replies...That's me, for sure. I also often leave the last load in the dryer and just take items out asn I need them.
Tabitha, honey, have a cuppa. The literally mean the washing machine and dryer.
Load More Replies...Google photos does that and I hate it. Often it's something I don't want to see.
You can turn it off. I had to, photos of my parents, lost them both on 2023, too much to see.
Load More Replies...Pretty much. We are now estranged from my stepkids for some reason....after 8 years of being super close and tight with them. No idea what happened. FB memories punches me in the gut on a daily basis. I've now started deleting all old posts that tag or mention them, or pics of them.
OMG. Never going to NYC again with someone who thinks Grand Central is just a block from Battery Park. I’ve been suckered twice and that is enough. Didn’t mind the walk, but I rather have spent the time at the Strand.
The great unifier of everyone who has visited New York is that we all walked about 35 miles in the 4 days we were there. Its part of the experience, no?
Load More Replies...My brother in law. Nice easy walk just a couple of hours. For him maybe, but for my seriously unfit árse, five hours, lots of rests, and no good to man nor beast the next day. Oh, and he's over 80.
Trying to get back to being this friend. I'll accommodate, of course, but I just wanna be able to feel like nothing is ever too far.
Me, too. Oh, look, he's from, wait, I know it....
Load More Replies...I'm cursed with it. My weird brain knows their name, what they were in, what their kids' names are and what THEY played in. Before we watch a movie, my grandson now shouts at me "NO RESEARCH!"
This is my sister. And if actors were not enough she would start pointing out the background characters too. 'this one was that character in that show/movie'. A non speaking character! And if that wasn't enough she would point out some character wearing broken shoes or torn/mismatched clothes in the background. God!!!! Then there is me. Unless it is some really famous, I can never recall the name. But if you tell me the name I would know who it is
This is the same for me, but reversed. I'm just tryna watch don't tell me every time i've seen this guy *cough cough* mom *cough*
Me too, except my family doesn’t ask, doesn’t want to know, and I tell them anyway…
my names dan, and my names rose, and our son wesley kinda GLOWS
Ny husband asks me this, he doesn’t need to know I was up way too late on Bored Panda 😂
I am an Aries and had one junior who was Aries. I surely hated her guts. I was talking about her to another colleague who pointed out I was worst before I changed my ways.
As stars and their systems also orbit around the centers of their galaxies, the stars in question aren't actually where they were when all of this was sorted out.
I have two Aries in my life, my mum and daughter share a birthday. They are exactly alike, I clash with them both over the same sort of things, it's like my daughter is a clone of my mum just with a 50 year age gap. Classic Aries
gonna send that to my bestie… js kidding i woulda had to kill her she knows too much
i deleted this the second i commented it y yall downvoting?
Load More Replies...Y'all on your tablet in the back of the car? I can't even glance at my phone in the front (passenger obviously) anymore, that carsickness is real.
Dramamine is the best, I get motion sick just watching TV sometimes and that stuff really helps me
Load More Replies...Oh this is my nephew. He would ask us to switch off the TV, which everyone else in the house is watching, so that he can watch YouTube videos on phone. We shoo him off to next room
I love how parents create a problem, then complain about it. Tablets don't just fall from the sky, do they?
it would be so cool if there was some device that transfered the sound from your device directly to your ears...
Load More Replies...I remember when I was 15, back in 1975, when they came out with an LP called “20 Years of Rock and Roll”. F**k, it’s now almost 70 years of rock and roll. When did I get so old?
Slowly then all at once - but at least we saw the good bands
Load More Replies...Now That’s What I Call Music from 1983 is sat in my vinyl collection. The Cure, Howard Jones, Men at Work, Paul Young, Madness, Culture Club. No idea why, I was a metal / goth kinda kid, maybe The Cure would’ve got into my ears but the rest? I doubt it!
We in Germany have the "Bravo Hits" which is currently at 125 - It was in the lower 10's when I was in Kindergarden
???? Bravo Hits can't possibly be further than 50 or so!
Load More Replies...I remember the first Now that’s what I call music came out ,,, send like 100 years ago
Hey if you ever need to catch up on the popular music, you know where to go. I've got at least 17 discs to buy...
Ha, lightweight! Always buy a ton of socks then blame laundry day on underwear. Nobody feels bad for you over socks, EVERYONE identifies with being out of underwear! 😂😂
Load More Replies...My colleague was like this. Spend half her salary on Shein and then cry that she has no money
That is my house. My husband says oh, you got a package? And he has eight.
Quite literally. Got back on my rollercoaster videos nonsense recently and suddenly I have an incredible urge to get to Six Flags.
We need more of these, fewer AITAH stories (only the really good ones), and zero celebrity/TikTok updates
I often wonder if anyone even reads the text by the b.p. "authors" or if everyone ignores it and just reads the memes. I also often wonder how low one's iq has to be in order to think that their comments are seen by the people whose memes are curated for these "articles"
I never read the author text, should I? And also, in some threads the pics are actually submitted directly by the OPs. Have done that myself AND read the comments.
Load More Replies...So.much better than all the fake AITA stuff..if I wanted to read Reddit, I'd go to Reddit
We need more of these, fewer AITAH stories (only the really good ones), and zero celebrity/TikTok updates
I often wonder if anyone even reads the text by the b.p. "authors" or if everyone ignores it and just reads the memes. I also often wonder how low one's iq has to be in order to think that their comments are seen by the people whose memes are curated for these "articles"
I never read the author text, should I? And also, in some threads the pics are actually submitted directly by the OPs. Have done that myself AND read the comments.
Load More Replies...So.much better than all the fake AITA stuff..if I wanted to read Reddit, I'd go to Reddit
