omg...

Well, he tried! :)

Looool! The reply!

haha

That's why it's a terrible quote :)

seems to be a fan of "Pursuit of Happyness"

When the term "Burn" is not strong enough in that case...

One mistake per sentence. I think that's a good percentage! :P

I want to "like" the last comment!!!

Apply cold water on the burn area

I think his reaction is just a little bit rude. First give him the anwser and then correct his grammar.

I have so many questions...

Yeah... Nobody has manors thesw days... Rented flats everywhere...

Well, maybe he is gay and actually loves to f**k college guys.

Talk about some crazy s**t, one of the pharmacists at my Kroger store has a last name of "DeColon". Can you imagine the ribbing he takes on a constant basis?

Even with a comma it didn't make much sense to me. :-/

2 kool 4 skhool

She got the recipe from Hannibal Lecter.

I wonder if "Tama" is still her friend... or if Charitee is still on facebook :)

Also, you know it's bad when Jesus gets on your facebook page to criticize your post ;)

That is some fancy a*****e you had there. And a removable one! That's new :D

D.R.A.F.A. You know, drafa! Right...?

I wonder if someone came... :D

Eeeewwwww

Oh, he was talking about Mr. Bacon. *in a textbook Brittish accent*

*Libya

Awkward doesn't begin to describe it... You've got that right!

Did he take off his hat and boots?

That is one straightforward girl :D You go girl!

The disrespect towards his dad burns my eyes

Omg best response here.

At least he was a sport!

the last one though! lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, your future doctor.

She meant a different woman.

He worked so hard and this is what he gets in return :(

No you don't!!

Ha ha, Justin is just going to roll with it.

Free acupuncture for all!

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Bad Santa!

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grammar nazis' priorities

Apply cold water to burned area.

Probably their offspring! XD

YOU'RE*

"They made books from the Twilight movies"? Stephenie Meyer, how could you?

No, she's actually talking how happy she is for being cicked out of of something so she can attens an art competition. I mean... "Exiting"+"excepted". Couldn't be more clear than that. ^_-

people*

HAHAHAHAHA!

True. I mean... can a body be smart? :)

Oops!!

Momment. Lol.

"...helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse. "Would be the correct way of saying it.

Having high standards....

First!! And you now know what you need.

Dat pun tho.

Their what is gone...? Sorry, I had to ask :D