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119 Funny Song Names That Are Absolutely Real

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What is it with artists and their creativity? Are we ever to understand the power of their imagination or at least get a glimpse of it in trying to understand everything they do? Highly unlikely. Especially when you take a look at some of these funny song names. They seem so very aloof to us, but what if there's an encrypted message in a name like "I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight?" And what if it means exactly what it means that Charlie Walker isn't thinking about taking his boo to watch a dog fight? Welp, this gets more confusing the deeper you get into it! But one thing is for sure - understand it or not, these funny named songs are a dose of pure, old-fashioned entertainment that we love so much!

We have to admit that we haven't listened to all of these funny songs before releasing this article, but our random selection of them crystallized one notion about them - they often speak the unvarnished truth. Like the one called "We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful" by Morrissey. Okay, so it might not be a universal truth, but it's not a lie, either. And, for all it is worth, it is a uniquely weird song. At least to our ears. But, besides the aforementioned ones, you'll find hilarious names galore on this list that don't necessarily mean what they say they mean. Getting cryptic here again; sorry for that.

Anyhoo, if you've ever wished to know all the possible funny names for songs, just scroll down below and check them out. Be sure to give your vote for the most hilarious songs you find on this list, and share this article with anyone who's into buffoonery just as much as you are.

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#1

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly" by Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn.

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#2

"Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued" by Fall Out Boy.

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#3

“Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow” by Frank Zappa.

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#4

“Did I Shave My Legs For This?” by Deana Carter.

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#5

“Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars” by Weird Al.

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#6

“Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?” by Frank Zappa.

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#7

“If You Love Someone, Set Them on Fire” by Dead Milkmen.

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#8

“Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue” by The Ramones.

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#9

“Please Don’t Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002” by Pet Symmetry.

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#10

“Ha Ha You’re Dead” by Green Day.

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#11

"Mmm mmm mmm mmm" by Crash Test Dummies.

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#12

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict” by Pink Floyd.

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#13

“Where in the hell did you go with my toothbrush?” by Reverend Horton Heat.

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#14

"If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me" by Jimmy Buffett.

15points

#15

"My Uncle Used to Love Me, But She Died" by Roger Miller.

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#16

“My Lucky Pants Failed Me Again” by Tom Rosenthal.

15points

#17

“If You Won’t Be My Number One, Number Two on You” by Roger Miller.

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#18

“We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows” by No FX.

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#19

“I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change” by Joe DiPietro.

14points

#20

“You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd” by Roger Miller.

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#21

“The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps” from Veggie Tales.

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#22

“Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” by Brian Hyland.

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#23

“Jesus Stole My Girlfriend” by Violent Soho.

14points

#24

“Birth, School, Work, Death” by Godfathers.

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#25

"I've Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart" by Johnny Cash.

13points

#26

"Drop Kick Me, Jesus (Through the Goal Post of Life)" by Bobby Bare.

13points

#27

"How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life" by Fred Astaire and Jane Powell.

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#28

"Please, Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas" by John Denver.

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#29

"If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?" by Mayday Parade.

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#30

“Every Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You” by Ramones.

13points

#31

“The World’s my Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum” by King Crimson.

13points

#32

"She Got the Gold Mine, and I Got the Shaft" by Jerry Reed.

12points

#33

"Put Your Big Toe in the Milk of Human Kindness" by Elvis Costello.

12points

#34

"This Song Has No Title" by Elton John.

12points

#35

“The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us!” by Sufjan Stevens.

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#36

“Everybody must get stoned” by Bob Dylan.

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#37

“Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey” by Beatles.

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#38

“I Kicked A Boy” by The Sundays.

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#39

“I Keep Forgettin’ That I Forgot About You” by Wynn Stewart.

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#40

"All I Want From You (Is Away)" by Loretta Lynn.

11points

#41

"If You Won't Leave Me, I'll Find Somebody Who Will" by Warren Zevon.

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#42

“I’ve Got all This Ringing in my Ears and None on My Fingers” by Fall Out Boy.

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#43

“The Eggplant That Ate Chicago” by Norman Greenbaum.

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#44

“Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends” by Fall Out Boy.

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#45

“Nobody Really Cares if You Don’t Go to the Party” by Courtney Barnett.

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#46

“Don’t Eat Stuff Off the Sidewalk” by The Cramps.

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#47

“I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas” by The Butthole Surfers.

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#48

“It’s Hard to Be Religious When Certain People Are Never Incinerated by Bolts of Lightning,” by Mayday Parade.

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#49

"Thank God And Greyhound (She's Gone)" by Roy Clark.

10points

#50

"I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight" by Charlie Walker.

10points

#51

"Satan Gave Me a Taco" by Beck.

10points

#52

"If My Nose Was Running Money (I'd Blow It All On You)" by Aaron Wilburn and Mike Snider.

10points

#53

"I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me (Than a Frontal Lobotomy)" by Dr. Randy Hanzlick.

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#54

"I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling" by Instant Witness.

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#55

“They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!” by Sufjan Stevens.

10points

#56

“I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Just Like Having You Around” by Billy Walker.

10points

#57

“I’m Full of Steak, and Cannot Dance” by Sidney Gish.

10points

#58

“Get Your Tongue Out of Your Mouth Because I’m Kissing You Goodbye” by Ray Stevens.

10points

#59

“Flying Microtonal Banana” by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

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#60

“You Know When the Trojans Got That Horse and They Were Like, Yeah This Is Totally a Gift? That’s How Sure I Am” by Panucci’s Pizza.

10points

#61

“A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat to the Person Who Intentionally Vandalized by 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate’s Apartment” by Pet Symmetry.

10points

#62

“Stoned Soul Picnic” by Fifth Dimension.

10points

#63

“How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?” by Web Pierce and Mel Tillis.

10points

#64

“Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)” by Homer & Jethro.

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#65

"If You Don't Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife" by Gary P. Nunn.

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#66

"Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over" by Devil Wears Prada.

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#67

"You Can Make Me Dance, Sing, or Anything…" by Rod Stewart and the Faces.

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#68

"Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes" by They Might Be Giants.

9points

#69

"Thanks to the Cathouse (I'm in the Doghouse With You)" by Johnny Paycheck.

9points

#70

“God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You” by N’Sync.

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#71

“I Did Something Weird Last Night” by Jeff Rosenstock.

9points

#72

“Sing Me a Song with Social Significance” by Harold Rome.

9points

#73

“Don’t Blame the World, It’s the DJ’s Fault” by Cobra Starship.

9points

#74

“Joy Division Oven Gloves” by Half Man Half Biscuit.

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#75

“Surgically Removing The Tracking Device” by Say Anything.

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#76

“The Voice of Cheese” by Frank Zappa.

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#77

“Jesus Chrysler Drives a Dodge” by Screaming Blue Messiahs.

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#78

“Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” by Pearl Jam.

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#79

“Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus With Needles” by Flaming Lips.

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#80

“Zungguzungguguzungguzeng” by Yellow Man.

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#81

“Who’s Gonna Take The Garbage Out (When I’m Dead And Gone?)” by Ernest Tubb and Loretta Lynn.

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#82

“The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful,” by Jimmy Buffett.

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#83

"You Take the Medicine (I'll Take the Nurse)" by William Penix.

8points

#84

"I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back in Bed While I Cry Over You" by Homer & Jethro.

8points

#85

"Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)" by Travis Tritt.

8points

#86

"I Bought the Shoes That Just Walked Out on Me" by Wynn Stewart.

8points

#87

"Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang" by Monte Video and the Casettes.

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#88

"Too Much Month at the End of the Money" by Billy Hall.

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

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#89

"I Wanna Find a Woman That'll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go" by Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band.

8points

#90

"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)" by Sly and the Family Stone.

8points

#91

"What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)" by Jerry Lee Lewis.

8points

#92

“Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da” by The Beatles.

8points

#93

“In Heaven, There Is No Beer” by Frank Yankovic.

8points

#94

“The World’s Greatest Bowler Is the World’s Worst Anything Else” by Panucci’s Pizza.

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#95

“Crippling Self Doubt and a General Lack of Self Confidence” by Courtney Barnett.

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#96

“Let’s Face It, Pal, You Don’t Need That Eye Surgery” by Don Caballero.

8points

#97

“Don’t You Know How Busy and Important I Am?” by Tom Rosenthal.

8points

#98

“Loop De Loop (Flip Flop Flyin’ In An Aeroplane)” by The Beach Boys.

8points

#99

“My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama” by Frank Zappa.

8points

#100

“Your Shirt Would Look Better With A Columbian Neck-Tie” by I Killed The Prom Queen.

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#101

“Mine Smell Like Honey” by REM.

8points

#102

“Alex Descends Into Hell For A Bottle Of Milk” by U2.

8points

#103

“The Mystical Potato Head Groove Thing” by Joe Satriani.

8points

#104

“I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone)” by Hoosier Hotshots.

8points

#105

“I’ve Got 10 Friends And A Crowbar That Says You Ain’t Gonna Do Jack” by Underoath.

8points

#106

“Redneck Martians Stole My Baby” by Hank Flamingo.

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#107

“She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger” by Chuck Mead.

8points

#108

"We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful" by Morrissey.

7points

#109

"You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith Too" by The Statler Brothers.

7points

#110

"Thanks for the Killer Game of Crisco Twister" by Minus the Bear.

7points

#111

“On The Bright Side, She Could Choke” by Fear Before The March Of Flames.

7points

#112

“Nothing’severgonnastandinmyway (again)” by Wilco.

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#113

“Rock Lobster” by B52s.

6points

#114

"She Never Told Me She Was a Mime" by Weird Al.

5points

#115

"Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens (I Cried All the Way to Sears)" by Ruby Wright.

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#116

"White & Nerdy" by “Weird Al” Yankovic.

5points

#117

“Minimum Wage” by TMBG.

3points

#118

“Jar of Hearts” by Christina Perri.

3points

#119

"Welcome to the Internet" by Bo Burnham

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

What a lazy list.

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The Radio Demon 2 years ago

Agreed. They forgot "I Am The Walrus" by The Beatles and "Yes We Have No Bananas" by Louis Prima and "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park" by Tom Lehrer

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PattyK 2 years ago

“Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor?” by Lonnie Donegan

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Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago

1) Napoleon XIV - "They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haa" (1966). Made it to #3 on the charts. The song is about the guy thinking he's Napoleon. 2)Yvlis - "What does the fox say?" (2013). If you don't remember this one, you are lucky.

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

What a lazy list.

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The Radio Demon 2 years ago

Agreed. They forgot "I Am The Walrus" by The Beatles and "Yes We Have No Bananas" by Louis Prima and "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park" by Tom Lehrer

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PattyK 2 years ago

“Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor?” by Lonnie Donegan

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Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago

1) Napoleon XIV - "They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haa" (1966). Made it to #3 on the charts. The song is about the guy thinking he's Napoleon. 2)Yvlis - "What does the fox say?" (2013). If you don't remember this one, you are lucky.

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