Or Falcor from Never Ending Story just took a magical s**t on your car

Smart dog! All of mine jump all over me until they get it!XD

Cant Unsee

"So uh...what happened to you guys? Did someone wash you with a red tshirt? Ha ha ha guys... Guys!"

The highlighter. Definitely the highlighter.

Very creative! XD

That would be the best name for a lawyer! XD

1st: that's sad.. 2nd: THAT'S EVEN SADDER

expect securim!!

Garbage man. Garbage man... Construction worker!!

Its Roman Cartman!

Saddest thing ever xD

That is actually dangerous! Somebody is gonna think it is driving towards them and freak!

This one actually make a me kinda sad... Unless the dog is swimming... But it kinda looks like it slipped in:( please correct me if I'm wrong.

When you sleep with a centaur

It's the monster in the closet in disguise! Don't let it make you believe it's "just sleeves"!!

This mad me laugh the most

That keyboard is epic! :)

"Sup?"

Hey, you are busy up stairs doing a paper. You decide to pop downstairs for a beer, why get dressed up?

HahahaXD

Be carful man those things are super deadly. And creepy too.

Actually lolled at this :)

This is why i have trust issues!

In my opinion, the bathroom wore it betterXD

lol

Uh, maybe you should call 911 instead of snap chatting? XD

"Hooman, you can have everything the light touches, except that shadowy place over there, you must never go there"

But you need pegasus boots to do so! Or a black bulb with a fuse sticking out of it...

Welcome to the club

This is to true.

Long. Live. The King!

To cute!!

It makes me mad that someone who doesn't even know how to CHARGE THEIR PHONE has an iPhone 6 :/

Turtle wax!

Pretty sure thats a legit Yoga Pose

Like they want to eat you? Jk, but I don't blame your dog, that pizza looks great.. Also the dogs super cute!

LOL that looks like SAND

LOL

No wonder his eyes are so wide and his mouth is openXD

Shia Laboeuf

ok i'm dead lololol

Well that went tits up!

Well played McDonalds, well played.

Yougottabefugginkiddinme

Just so, you know, you don't age ungracefully. *sarcasm detected*

Dumb f**k dave in accounting don't give a f**k

oh burn!

the struggle is real.

This looks like 395S after Arlington

Those things are real. I'm tellin ya

I hate it when that happens

...ah, then let me show you my breast!

Liek if u cri evry tiem

SKRAT!

Valar morghulis!

Concerning this was taken whilst driving...

Admit it. You sang it too. ',: ]

*sighs* dad jokes