This is Murphy's Law, which states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question, but to provide a wrong answer. People love correcting people more than they like helping.

Dedication 😝

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Uranium looks nice.

I don't work either 😄

Guess they had chemistry

He’s discovered the meaning of life

This is a hilarious dad joke 🤣

This took me too long to get. Delivering. De-liver. Removing the liver. Gotcha.

Funny joke, but (the first time I saw it), it made me finally understand the strange word, "deliver." A taxi or delivery service service is called a livery (because the vehicle is marked by a "livery," showing that they own a medallion giving them rights to function as a taxi); you are delivered when you get out of the taxi, or an item is dropped off by the delivery service. OR Livery is signifies ownership. When you de-liver something, you transfer ownership to the recipient.

Be careful, if you make this joke to your wife/gf in the delivery she may scream at you and/or hit you lol. Don't make those kind of jokes to a woman going into labor.

the dad's a dad before he's even a dad

that made me laugh

OMG I'm not going to admit how many times I read it before I got the joke!

dumb! hahaha

Just look at that picture! It fits the meme perfectly.

i love this

that took me too long, I have to go now, I do not deserve the rest of the post.

no i love livers

He looks as confused as I would be

Where do I sign???

Don't!!! I don't feel like going swimming again

I still laugh 😂😂 *smirking*

Haha, this is brilliant 😄

I drove my mother home from the hospital after her double mastectomy for terminal cancer. We got the the house with all the family there for support. It was very subdued and depressing. A bird came to the feeder. I thought I'd change the subject and talk about the lovely bird, maybe lighten the mood: "Oh, look, you have Great Tits!" It lightened the mood...

The “picture” of the exoplanets is mostly just light in different wavelenghts that passed through the planet’s atmosphere. Based on the wavelenght, we can roughly tell what elements are present on the planet but not accurately guess how it looks. Planets 5 billion kilometres away (those in our solar system) have been visited by probes that have sensitive equipment and they use indivisual images to map out the whole planet. Edit: Just added a small point I forgot to mention

why would they even word it like it

Not amused 😄

Presumably you get those extra two when you sit on a couch

As some smart guy said once: "Chemistry is like cooking... but don't lick the spoon!"

There's a story about a famous writer in my country, whose nephew once had to write a report on one of his novels for homework. The writer did the homework himself... and got a D!

This is ridiculously bad...

Security camera footage of me in bed ascending to heaven after realising I did that one maths question wrong

Theory (I am a mathematician, but it's a theory, so no charge.): Cutting the bread diagonally makes some bites less efficient, as in less sandwich per bite. (At four places you are eating triangular bites half the areas of your usual squarish bites.) Therefore, more bites and so the illusion of more sandwich.

"Your attachment appears to have fallen off" ;-)

Richard Hammond - I am a driving God! : The world is silent

Simply change your name to "Et AL" and claim you've co-authored thousands of papers.

Some of these mnemonic tricks are pretty neat.

The powers that be approve of this. :D

It's a Foxbun!

Procrastination, I know it well

Ah yes but what stops ChatGPT 😁

*sad blahaj noises*

The statistic remains true. If you flip a coin 100 times, and it comes out heads 65 times, it doesn't mean you're more likely to get tails.

There was a time I could solve differential equations. And yes, nowadays I have completely forgotten how it works :D

Meanwhile in the USA: "1 gram of diamond weighs something like 30 gallons and 7 degrees Fahrenheit."

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Yep… I feel this! C4B2E82A-B...cdcc6.jpeg

Anyone else read “4” ?

Who’s gonna tell him

I adore B99

I like this building

Depends on the shop