This is Murphy's Law, which states that the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question, but to provide a wrong answer. People love correcting people more than they like helping.

Dedication 😝

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This is almost as good as a guy who tweeted "My teacher asked if anyone heard of Pavlov, so I said it rang a bell. No one laughed. I'm too witty for this class"

NO. You will go to that corner and think about your sin.

And I thought Tommy Leonetti was a trio.

Albert Einstein was a nice guy, but his brother Frank was a real monster.

And this is a shining example of our wonderful public education system!

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Prove it!!

Lol

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Uhhh, he was. He was a physicist who dealt with theories of how this whole mess of a universe works. He was real, his ideas were theory.

Love it!!! 😂 😂 😂

Hehe

Because... homonyms

That's the best joke

This is maybe the best thing that I have ever seen on Bored Panda. Thank you, OP.

I laughed harder than I should have

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahaa.ummmm...hahahahahaha

HA!

Oh NOOOOOO! ACK it's just right there too, f***k

The Dad Jokes FB page would love this

Took me way too long to get this

this is some sort of twisted 4d dad joke that thoroughly impressed me.

BOO!

Uranium looks nice.

I don't work either 😄

Guess they had chemistry

He’s discovered the meaning of life

This is a hilarious dad joke 🤣

He looks as confused as I would be

Where do I sign???

Don't!!! I don't feel like going swimming again

I still laugh 😂😂 *smirking*

Haha, this is brilliant 😄

I drove my mother home from the hospital after her double mastectomy for terminal cancer. We got the the house with all the family there for support. It was very subdued and depressing. A bird came to the feeder. I thought I'd change the subject and talk about the lovely bird, maybe lighten the mood: "Oh, look, you have Great Tits!" It lightened the mood...

The “picture” of the exoplanets is mostly just light in different wavelenghts that passed through the planet’s atmosphere. Based on the wavelenght, we can roughly tell what elements are present on the planet but not accurately guess how it looks. Planets 5 billion kilometres away (those in our solar system) have been visited by probes that have sensitive equipment and they use indivisual images to map out the whole planet. Edit: Just added a small point I forgot to mention

why would they even word it like it

Not amused 😄

Presumably you get those extra two when you sit on a couch

As some smart guy said once: "Chemistry is like cooking... but don't lick the spoon!"

There's a story about a famous writer in my country, whose nephew once had to write a report on one of his novels for homework. The writer did the homework himself... and got a D!

This is ridiculously bad...

Security camera footage of me in bed ascending to heaven after realising I did that one maths question wrong

Theory (I am a mathematician, but it's a theory, so no charge.): Cutting the bread diagonally makes some bites less efficient, as in less sandwich per bite. (At four places you are eating triangular bites half the areas of your usual squarish bites.) Therefore, more bites and so the illusion of more sandwich.

"Your attachment appears to have fallen off" ;-)

Richard Hammond - I am a driving God! : The world is silent

Simply change your name to "Et AL" and claim you've co-authored thousands of papers.

Some of these mnemonic tricks are pretty neat.

The powers that be approve of this. :D

It's a Foxbun!