Mea culpa. I was 0 for 4. Bet I wasn't the only one.

no they dont because they are all good dogs

You've got a cool Dad Tina! :D

:D :D

they don't visit earth because there's nothing here - eg if spaceydudes be say 5 million light years away and look at us they'd see a nearly ice age, I think, and we'd be monkey dudes not yet even using tools

Also works for Halle.

How it feels when people who only speak English complain about how hard it is to pronounce, say, Irish names or so.

Tsunami dad jokes!

I drunk texted my Kung Fu instructor to ask how Chinese dictionary is organised. Had to do extra pushups.

The dividing driveway is a lot of help too...

"Some folks are born, born to wave the flag..."

The cat is always right.

Why are the boomers there?

If anyone corrects the pronunciation of the dude's name, they're admitting to a crippling humor deficiency. They should receive our pity, rather than disparagement.

my microwave is the best math teacher

Ole!

I'm Aussie and I can tell you that the spelling is completely wrong. It isn't "Oztraylia" it's " 'Straya"

I just had one made that reads: If you're not invited or making a delivery, you're facing the wrong way.

Always good to check, in case it's a different reason today.

RIght now, somewhere in the US, an illiterate guy is attacking his freezer with an icepick.

That phone is more indestructible and will last longer than any of those cars

Another idiot.

A once beloved author now trying her best to ruin her legacy.

The proper way to make angle food cake.

Bevor war war war, war war ist.

Feel sorry for the Dutch if they have no titties.

I'm in IT. So many people just add a digit at the end. We've now made it so you can't do that. The last password I saw was Welcome12345678!!!!!!!!! Oh my God

And at speling to it luks lyke

No... not yet

Valid point.

Christopher Eccleston was a better Doctor... fight me

I think I lost a few brain cells trying to read that

It is always after 8 in countries with 12-hour time readings.

I think she's not pregnant with twins

Don't buy a year book, forget high school

Ok finine, I'll talk two you tonieight. Weight four me

I guess the type of snack they are are Airheads

10????????

Innit 10?

Wtf...where is 10?

Why is there no 10?

42. The only answer.

Why is 10 not even on there...

What's often forgotten is that the right answer WASN'T ON THE LIST. People HAD to settle for a wrong answer. Given that, 16 is perfectly reasonable - you assume they forgot the brackets. Original tweet (through a proxy, don't give money to Musk): https://nitter.poast.org/Guediouzou/status/836328604988493824#m

Yes, the right answer is 10, but what bothers me more is how 26% got 13!

16. The rule is that you add and subtract before you multiply, so 2+2=4, 4x4=16

Ok, I can understand how the 16 people got there, but how do you get 13‽ That's a prime number!!!

12

it's 10. Homies didn't pass math.

10 or 16 - Depending on whether PEMDAS or BODMAS is used

16 I can understand - but the others????

Today's world in a nutshell...