Mea culpa. I was 0 for 4. Bet I wasn't the only one.

no they dont because they are all good dogs

You've got a cool Dad Tina! :D

:D :D

they don't visit earth because there's nothing here - eg if spaceydudes be say 5 million light years away and look at us they'd see a nearly ice age, I think, and we'd be monkey dudes not yet even using tools

Also works for Halle.

How it feels when people who only speak English complain about how hard it is to pronounce, say, Irish names or so.

Tsunami dad jokes!

I drunk texted my Kung Fu instructor to ask how Chinese dictionary is organised. Had to do extra pushups.

The dividing driveway is a lot of help too...

"Some folks are born, born to wave the flag..."

The cat is always right.

Why are the boomers there?

If anyone corrects the pronunciation of the dude's name, they're admitting to a crippling humor deficiency. They should receive our pity, rather than disparagement.

my microwave is the best math teacher

Ole!

I'm Aussie and I can tell you that the spelling is completely wrong. It isn't "Oztraylia" it's " 'Straya"

I want that but putted in the other way

Always good to check, in case it's a different reason today.

dont tell me how to eat my pizza

That phone is more indestructible and will last longer than any of those cars

Another idiot.

A once beloved author now trying her best to ruin her legacy.

The proper way to make angle food cake.

Bevor war war war, war war ist.

Feel sorry for the Dutch if they have no titties.

I'm in IT. So many people just add a digit at the end. We've now made it so you can't do that. The last password I saw was Welcome12345678!!!!!!!!! Oh my God

And at speling to it luks lyke

No... not yet

i can hear this tattoo! (OUCH!)

I literally just checked every pattern I could find to see if there was some strange car, somewhere, that MIGHT have this pattern. So far, I think he's screwed!

Screech!

Dumbass.

We don't call it an anti-millennial theft deterrent for nothing.

OMG

Valid point.

Christopher Eccleston was a better Doctor... fight me

I think I lost a few brain cells trying to read that

It is always after 8 in countries with 12-hour time readings.

I think she's not pregnant with twins

Don't buy a year book, forget high school

I guess the type of snack they are are Airheads

Ok finine, I'll talk two you tonieight. Weight four me

10????????

because I am pretending to play son

if Olaf is only 5ft 4 how tall are the others

Its a draw then.

And that's why I don't bother to decipher emojis. Seriously. I could read the Compleat [sic] Works of Shakespeare in the original Klingon faster.

Well *deep breath* "the sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees"