Join the Fun!

#2

Smartass

Final score:

474points

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Luis Milian 8 years ago

LOL. yep.

32points

#3

My Mom Told Me To "Clean The Bathroom Like The Queen Of England Is Visiting"

Final score:

462points

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Troux 8 years ago

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is an appropriate name for a bathroom.

124points

#4

You're Welcome

Final score:

436points

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Anna Brandigi 8 years ago

Tumblr is a sanctuary for the smartest of asses

79points

#5

Catch Me If You Can, Dr. Hedgehog

Final score:

400points

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Luis Milian 8 years ago

Seen this post before. Now I'm wondering if Dr. Hedgehog ever caught 'em

64points

#6

When Only Given Two Options You Don't Wanna Do, Just Improvise

Final score:

376points

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Kjorn 8 years ago

it's ok to ask. it's hard to be rejected, but when you don't give her a NO as answer choice, it's creepy

107points

#7

Helpful Advice

Final score:

348points

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Luis Milian 8 years ago

proof that you need to read everything before taking any actions

73points

#8

Forever In The Friend Zone

Final score:

341points

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Daria B 8 years ago

Cans think dating with me is way too consuming....

70points

#9

Siri's Being A Sarcastic B*@%ch

Final score:

325points

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Daria B 8 years ago

Now even computers have a sense of humour

67points

#10

No Problem

Final score:

321points

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Luis Milian 8 years ago

that one X is a rebel

93points

#11

Sarcastic Wall Photo

Final score:

289points

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Ronja Rövardotter 8 years ago

I really like that font style, I would love to see my life witten in that font. Now it is more in Comics Sans. So I'll take the tree, thank you :-)

28points

#12

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

Final score:

288points

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Happy Ghost 8 years ago

lol

17points

#13

First World Anarchist

Final score:

288points

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zombii 8 years ago

at least that's not that large

29points

#14

Okay, Who's The Smart Ass That Did It?

Final score:

278points

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Janice Foster 8 years ago

Lol!

16points

#15

Smartass Commentator

Final score:

274points

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Luis Milian 8 years ago

and gets more likes than your status

98points

#16

In The Truest Sense

Final score:

221points

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Titus Overway 8 years ago

Bad to the bone

37points

#17

Those Office Trends, I Don't Get Them

Final score:

208points

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Terhi Hendricksson 8 years ago

We have this one also in our offices fridge.

18points

#18

I Told My 5-Year-Old He Could Watch TV As Soon As He Ate Half Of His Hot Dog

Final score:

203points

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Hans 8 years ago

A future genius is born!

53points

#19

Do Not Remove This Seal

Final score:

190points

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Anna Brandigi 8 years ago

that gets my SEAL of approval hahahahahahaha

48points

#20

Funny Sign In Wisconsin

Final score:

182points

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Kjorn 8 years ago

good one. funny sign are the best

16points

#21

Someone's A Smartass

Final score:

181points

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Sashy Duluc 8 years ago

haha Fail!

10points

#22

There's A Smartass In My Town

Final score:

178points

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Cesi Baca 8 years ago

But what does "post no bills" mean?

24points

#23

He's In Everything

Final score:

176points

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Desiree Iannello 8 years ago

Brooklyn!

5points

#24

This Guy Driving An Electric Car

Final score:

174points

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Cameron Johnson 8 years ago

You can make that on a calculator, just type 710 707, and turn it upside down

34points

#25

Sacarsm At The Office

Final score:

169points

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Celia McDaniel 8 years ago

That technical difficulties sign under it...

33points

#26

Smart Ass

Final score:

168points

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Kjorn 8 years ago

he'll going to some place

13points

#27

Ha Ha, Very Funny, Netflix

Final score:

163points

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Cameron Johnson 8 years ago

When you're trying to find something to watch on Netflix

19points

#28

Smartass

Final score:

163points

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Tillie Martinussen 8 years ago

*slow clap*

0points

#29

Stuck In Traffic And My Gps Decides It's A Good Time To Be A Smart Ass

Final score:

161points

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Daria B 8 years ago

AI evolving faster than we thought. ^_-

20points

#30

Smart Ass Answer Is Smart Ass

Final score:

146points

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Renan Machado 8 years ago

Authors... the upmost villas of all time... all planned...

9points

#31

What A Smart Ass

Final score:

128points

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MagicalUnicorn 8 years ago

he's technically correct

35points

#32

I Think My Dog Is Being A Smart Ass

Final score:

126points

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Ronja Rövardotter 8 years ago

My dog whe she was a puppy did this to very similar book it was something like "How to train your dog. Turn it into fun." I am sure she did :-)

24points

#33

My Fortune Cookie Being A Smart Ass Today

Final score:

123points

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Nadia Hamilton-Jones 8 years ago

I once had one that said: "You will live a long life and eat many fortune cookies..."

10points

#34

Smartass

Final score:

122points

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Luis Milian 8 years ago

Following the rules like a pro

24points

#35

Mildly Sarcastic Vending Machine

Final score:

120points

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Cameron Johnson 8 years ago

"decisions, decisions"

11points

#36

Apparently I Was A Smartass Today

Final score:

119points

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.gas. 8 years ago

So can customers charge a "rude clerk" fee?

31points

#37

Smartass Machine

Final score:

112points

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Leah Tafolla 8 years ago

This was hella funny

3points

#38

Today I Learned Siri Is Quite Sarcastic

Final score:

109points

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Sashy Duluc 8 years ago

hahahahahaha! Epic!

0points

#39

What Happens When You Try To Remove Graffiti In Smart Ass LA

Final score:

108points

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Maggie Grover Bacher 8 years ago

probably better than what was there. leave it

5points

#40

What Happens When You Don't Want A Senior Quote

Final score:

107points

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Ronja Rövardotter 8 years ago

I think this is pretty good quote :-D

22points

#41

Just My Smart Ass Coffee Mug, Helping Me Navigate Hump Day Incident Free

Final score:

102points

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Raja Akli 8 years ago

:'D This is awesome! I'm surprised it didn't get more votes !

5points

#42

Sorry To Tell You This, But...

Final score:

98points

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Hans 8 years ago

This is awesome!

11points

#43

Find The Colander

Final score:

96points

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Luis Milian 8 years ago

where else you hang your colander?? lol

7points

#44

Murica

Final score:

96points

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Tillie Martinussen 8 years ago

Hahahahahahahhah. X'D

3points

#45

That's What Jesus Said

Final score:

93points

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V Navarro 8 years ago

Jesus showed u son!

4points

#46

My Girlfriend: The Smartass

Final score:

82points

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V Navarro 8 years ago

this is my confession!

4points

#47

Even Star Wars Is Getting Political In My Office

Final score:

72points

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#48

Found This Smartass Knife Today

Final score:

68points

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.gas. 8 years ago

This isn't SA so much as avoiding a lawsuit. No one thought coffee had to be labeled as "hot," but this is the time in which we live.

9points

#49

Smart Ass Security Phrase

Final score:

58points

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Rafi'ulfath Riwansia 8 years ago

the kind of people that forgot there's a way to take screenshot.

16points

#50

Smart Ass

Final score:

39points

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#51

Which One Of You Smartasses Did This?

Final score:

-31points

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It's Caturday 8 years ago

I'm confused. I used to live across from there, but it's a Mormon temple. Is that what they're joking about? Or that it's near a casino

10points