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As we grow older, we’ve noticed how much our relationship with sleep changes. Before, many of us were able to nod off at the drop of a hat and felt refreshed and full of energy during the day. However, that’s changed due to the stress we face at work and school, all the caffeine and sugar we consume every day, and the ungodly amount of time we spend looking at screens. The quality of our sleep is suffering.

‘The Narcoleptic Goddess’ is a popular Facebook page that shares all kinds of extremely relatable and funny memes about (not) sleeping, feeling incredibly tired all the time, waking up dozens of times in the middle of the night, having trouble staying awake, and daydreaming about naps. Scroll down to enjoy the very best pics that we’ve picked out to share with you, Pandas. Odds are that these memes are going to hit way too close to home! Wake us up if you need anything. We’ll be dreaming of coffee…

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No no no when I lived in a creepy house I always had to sleep facing the wall. Could not risk accidentally opening my eyes and seeing boogeyman in the room. Also duvet over the head with only small opening to breathe is essential and unpenetrable shield of armour.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like sleeping facing walls… even if it kinda seems like there’s a zombie inside the walls. Also, I don’t have a bed monster, only that nightmare where a creepy doll is sewn into my mattress. 0/5 would not recommend

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm open on both sides but the feet always stay tucked into a little blanket pocket cause when i was little my jerk older sisters used to sneak in the room and make noises and pinch my toes until i screamed until my mom would come and beat them, lol, it was the 80's we got beat back then on the regular

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't sleep against the wall, thats the dogs side...with their puff beds x 2. Of course, when I get up they end up taking up 2/3 the bed anyway.

Zsolt Hegedűs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sleeping without a blanket makes it 5000% more likely you'll be killed by the boogeyman while you sleep

Knitting Panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm embarrassed to say, before I got married I had to sleep with my lamp on. And there is still no nonsense on my part of legs dangling over the bed.

Nick
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first picture is very uncomfortable, but very safe and yet the second picture is so comfortable but so unsafe

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I’m not the only one! As a kid I would think a witch would get me if I slept towards the wall and a ghost would get me if I slept away from it

Shyla Bouche
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought the whole wall thing was that in the safe pic, there's barely any room between the bed and the wall, but in the danger pic, there's a big gap.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I felt more comfy facing the wall in my large bedroom growing up. Maybe I find walls comforting. Or it is more peaceful to die facing away from your attacker.. lol

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am the complete opposite I sleep facing the wall or not at all

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‘The Narcoleptic Goddess’ was created near the start of the pandemic, in January 2020. In the 3+ years since its founding, it’s amassed quite a large online following. At the time of writing, the Facebook page had over a third of a million fans—396k bleary-eyed followers.

The founder of the page notes that the name wasn’t chosen by accident: they revealed that they do, in fact, have narcolepsy, a sleep disorder that’s as well-known as insomnia.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's literally almost 6 am and I haven't slept at all, so I open bored panda, and what do I see? "86 Memes To Keep You Company If You’re Having Trouble Sleeping"

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hi, I'm here about the modeling ad?" "Great, yes, please come in and sit here in this corner." "Here? Okay." "Yes, please sit just like that." "Like this? What should I do with my hands?" "Here, you can hold this book and pretend like you're reading." 2 hours later, after the model realizes it's actually a good book. "Geeze, can you stop painting so loudly over there? I'm trying to read." That's how my brain interprets this painting.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having a deviated septum means you're like this 24/7 (speaking from personal experience).

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Narcolepsy is a sleep disorder that makes people feel drowsy during the day and makes it very hard for them to stay awake for longer periods of time.

Many of you reading this might be familiar with narcolepsy from popular culture, as it makes those suffering from the disorder fall asleep very suddenly. You’ve probably seen it portrayed in comedies in movies and on TV shows. However, the reality is that the disorder really affects a person’s daily routine and can cause some serious problems for them.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I fall asleep right now I'll get 84 minutes sleep. *five minutes later*. If I fall asleep etc etc.

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According to Mayo Clinic, narcolepsy can, at times, cause cataplexy—the sudden loss of muscle tone. Strong emotions like laughter can trigger this. There are two types of narcolepsy. People with type 1 also have cataplexy. Those with type 2 do not.

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Unfortunately, there is no known cure for narcolepsy. It’s a life-long condition. However, there are ways to manage the disorder. Lifestyle changes and medicine can help an individual manage their symptoms. Meanwhile, family members, friends, employers, and even teachers can help them cope with the disorder by giving them the support that they need.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In all seriousness, this is one of the symptoms of adrenal fatigue.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay so a tip from a regular nightmare sufferer. Get up, turn on the light, and immediately say out loud everything you can see. No matter how stupid. Get some water and continue to do this. You flood the almost-but-not-quite conscious bit of your brain with stuff like your laundry pile and a book, so by the time you're actually awake your brain has forgotten the nightmare and it wont repeat. (not saying a new one isn't possible)

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Some narcolepsy patients fall asleep for a short time while doing an everyday task, like writing, typing, driving, or even talking to others. They might continue performing the task while asleep in the meantime. 

What’s more, people who have been diagnosed with narcolepsy often have to deal with sleep paralysis. Some of you Pandas reading this might instantly know what we’re talking about, even if you don’t have narcolepsy. In short, sleep paralysis is a frankly horrifying experience where you can’t speak or move while you’re falling asleep or after waking up. Often, it doesn’t last long, but it can be very frightening (and we can assure you from personal experience, it is).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Alexa, turn off the lights...oh yeah, she's not hooked up to my lights. Alexa, play relaxing -" *beep beep beep* "Alexa, turn off alarm."

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During sleep paralysis, some people might hallucinate. For instance, they might see a strange person in the room (again, we’ve been there). This happens when we start dreaming even though we’re not fully asleep yet. The important thing here is not to panic: there’s nobody in your room. (Though if you feel there might be something a tad more esoteric going on, you might want to get in touch with your local priest or give Sam and Dean Winchester a call.)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Barfolomew? Is that you? Life after Spaceballs has apparently been rather "RUFF" on you.

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The NHS suggests taking brief naps throughout the day to manage daytime drowsiness. The essential thing is to space them out evenly. Of course, this might be difficult to do if you go to school or have a full-time job. So you need to speak to your teachers and managers to let them know what’s going on. You can talk to your doctor or a sleep disorder specialist and they can help create a sleep schedule for you.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only... I've had some pretty cool stories interrupted by annoying stuff like that glowy thing that rises in the sky (sun, was it?).

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Something else that’s equally as important is having a very strict bedtime routine where you go to bed at the same time every night. Meanwhile, if you’re diagnosed with narcolepsy but want to drive, you will most likely need to regularly prove to the authorities that you are in control of your condition so that you do not put yourself or others in danger while behind the wheel.

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Regular sleep is important for all of us, not just those living with disorders. A recent study published in the Journal of the American Heart Association found a connection between irregular sleep and cardiovascular disease.

Poor sleep quality, duration, and timing lead to atherosclerosis, the buildup of plaque in arteries. This leads to blood vessel walls thickening which in turn reduces blood flow and means that your body gets less oxygen and nutrients.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Last night I dreamed I had my cats with me at some kind of concert. Then a group of old ladies stole my cats and I chased them into the parking lot. I got my cats back! One of the cats in my dream was one of my current cats, but the other is my old girl who died in 2018 XD the brain is weird.

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Atherosclerosis can then lead to coronary heart disease, heart attacks, and strokes among other health conditions. In short, quality, regular sleep is invaluable to a healthy and happy life. If you feel that your sleep has been suffering lately, do whatever you can to fix things. Reduce the amount of time you spend looking at screens before bed (or use a blue-light filter). Eat well. Move lots. Get lots of sunshine during the day. Stay hydrated. And try meditation to reduce anxiety.

Which of these memes did you relate to the most, Pandas? Have you ever had trouble sleeping? How did you deal with those issues? Share your thoughts and experiences in the comments. We'd love to hear from you and, odds are that we have a lot in common!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually I would laugh, today I'm only grateful for the applause, I feel like I deserve it

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I woke up with the thought that Rocksteady (from TMNT) was in the other rom and about to attack me. It felt perfectly real for about 30 seconds. 30 very long seconds.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a problem for me - I just turn to the other side and immediately go back to sleep ;)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody else wondering why the shell is facing the wrong way, or is it just me?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should be amused by the meme but instead I'm judging the creator because the support post "table" is not in the center of the pizza.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you meme for making me discover David Lynch’s youtube weather reports!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh, no! Not a peaceful mind and a comfortable savings account! Get away, demons!"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing she took her shoes off before bed 😳😬😬🤢

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

watching youtube at any point of the day, the rest is for bored panda.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The world is scary. Now get out there and rip the heart out of if it! Enjoy yourself.😁

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have used up my social battery. I will now retreat to my blanket-and-pillow cocoon until further notice.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hehe nothing quite like cute nicknames for mental breakdowns 🤣🤣🤣

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