That poor girl with Pennywise in her bed...

My husband, then boyfriend, once walked from our bed, opened the bedroom door and then came over to my side and leaning down to me said 'you have to keep the door open so that they don't come in'. WTF?? I had no idea he even sleepwalked at that stage! Another time I woke to find him rummaging in a cupboard looking for 'the maps, THE MAPS!'. We didn't keep them in there.

I had a BF in college who used to talk in his sleep. Nothing as creepy as talking about dimensions that eat cats... but the one I found funny - he sat up in bed, said in a very loud voice "Why don't we have any f***ing hangers?!?" To which (after getting over the shock of being woken up) I answered "because they haven't been delivered yet." He looked at me and said "Damn lazy aliens... can't even deliver the spaceships on time." And then laid back down and started snoring.

Me? 1) 'Give me a minute, I will cook the rice later.' 2) I was told I taught maths in my sleep. 3) Shouting out orders to my teammate in a battle royale game. Etc, etc.

My bending robot says things like "Hey pretty lady, do you wanna go kill all humans?" In his sleep

You can't shoot the waffle with the cat.

Creeepyyyy

I once said to my roommate, after waking her up from sleep. That she shouldn't do magic, coz it hurts ppl. I was watching a fantasy show with the evil queen. And again something after 2 days .

I was traveling with my bf and after a full day, I was tired af. Both of us on the bed, hotel room had a broken double door that led to a smaller room and didn't close properly. My bf was planning what to do next morning and I was sleeping. So I pointed to the almost closed door: - There, you see? He was shocked, it was the first time he saw me sleep talking. - What? - There, don't you see it? It's there! - pointing to the tiny dark gap between the doors. - What's there? - Oh, nothing... It's gone ^^ - and went back to sleep He was terrified and from that day on, everytime we are out of home, he tries to sleep first haha

My husband talks in his sleep, and while most of it is complete nonsense, my favorite is the time he said, clear as day, "I love you too, baby."

I used to walk and talk in my sleep. My mother told me I washed dishes while screaming at my sister while asleep. I argued with my mom about going to the library to write a research paper at 2 am. And the main one that freaks me out is the fact that I apparently balanced on furniture and chairs all around my bedroom and took every picture and shelf of the wall and placed them face down in the floor and never broke one and the freakiest part of it is my eyes will be open like I am awake but I don't make since. My son who is now 11 does the same things and has scared the c**p out of me pointing at stuff and really making u believe something is there, he also climbed out of the top bunk room all his sheets comforter and pillow and placed them in a pile in the living room floor and went to sleep on them.

My bf once woke me up by yelling "there's enough octopuses" and he just went back to sleep. He was sleeping so hard he didn't even hear me yell back at him asking him what he was talking about

Just last week, my 2.5-yr-old kid half-woke in the middle of night, shouted "cornflakes", and went back to sleep.

I once told my boyfriend in my sleep " i can't believe you're going to be like this".. he was watching tv, and i was sleeping.. he was "be like what?! what did i do!?" and i said - "nevermind", turned on the other side and went back to sleep. He thought about what i said for a long time before he could fell a sleep again :D

My younger sister is constantly laughing, sorta talking I don't know what she says, and crying in her sleep. She be having wild dreams I assume. We share bunk beds. So like this one night I get from work at 2am and I changed clothes and start climbing the ladder to get in bed when she sat up right in the bed and yelled hey. Look at her she still sleeping and I just walked out and went to sleep in the living room. I couldn't do it. Another time she screamed in her sleep and it was the shortest scream ever.

i still remember this, when i slept with my brother in tv room, i still woke up after turned off the tv, and suddenly my brother said in his sleep, "There! There is something there! It's there!" while pointing at corner of the room which my mother ever said to only me that there was something in that corner. after that i slept with my prayer book.

I sleeptalk too but what stands out in my memory is when I was just barely awake with my now husband in bed and asked him what time it is... in polish, which he does not understand one bit. He asked in "what?" in german and I repeated in polish. It took him 3 or 4 tries until I was awake enough to understand, that HE didn't understand. At the end I was real loud too. Probably woke myself. Lol

My sister to me in her sleep: "Where's the cloud machine?"... and half-awake: "It's your cat litter box.". My friend to her dad, who's trying to wake her up: "Chanterelle!(punches him in the face)". Me(yells threateningly in my sleep) : "Yanaaaa!(that's my sister's name)"

My then boyfriend (now my husband) used to mumble in his sleep, so I would translate and tell him in the morning what he said. I told him that he had promised me the house, the cat and his new silver convertible. Guess he loved me enough to never question what he said . . .

A few nights ago my boyfriend woke me up by shaking me while he was asleep and asking repeatedly "Where's the sauce? Where's the sauce???" before falling back into a dead sleep. An hour later, he shakes me again and asks "Can you pass me the thing?" and got progressively more upset when I asked him what thing. Eventually, he just mumbled and went back to sleep. He has no memory of any of it.

Pfff that is nothing. Husband likes to whip is sleep apnea mask across the bedroom randomly in the night while yelling "woa!!1 WOAAA!! OMG!!! " whilst he thrashes around in the bed every single night. The scariest was when i was starting to wake up feeling an odd sensation not entirely unpleasant, to wake up to realise I'm being dragged across the bedroom floor over our lumps of laundry and he started to choke me. I woke him up and man did he apologize. Lord knows what he dreams about :/

My wife talks in her sleep all the time. She'll wake up and ask a few questions and then go back to bed. People do stupid stuff when they sleepwalk. As long as she doesn't kill me I don't care what she does lol.

I apparently sat up in bed, looked my room mate in the eye and said: "You pipsqueak! Drop the rubber band, you pipsqueak!" Then I got back to sleep.

Damn, now I want to go read Sleep Talking Man again. Such a shame he stopped sleeptalking though: it was hilarious

"Mmmh you smell so good, your skin is so soft" when my smile couldn't get any bigger, he added" you gonna have 70% discount" that's how I knew my husband speaks while sleeping. 😂😂 Until now ,as a joke,when he gives me a complement,he also offer me a discount.

My sleeptalk have been: "I am a princess on a pink fluffy cloud!" and attacking a friend during a sleepover by throwing my collection of pokemon figures(the tiny ones) at her yelling "Go pikachu!".

This is freaking gold

I remember my brother would talk in his sleep sometimes, when we were kids. I have misty memories of him asking me where I put that *insert unknown noun of something non existent yet plausible*. I was so confused.

Once, on a camping trip, my cousin woke up in the middle of the night to see his girlfriend frantically searching through her luggage. He asked her why and she said, "I'm looking for toast!" Obviously, she was sleepwalking.......lol!

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