Yep, looks like my husband, who is not sleeping (that is what he says).

LOL

i laughed more than I should have

Oh yes! But I set an alarm for the nap. And then yes snooze it / shut it. And sleep for four hours.

Do you have a moment to talk bout our lord and saviour called 'the Snooze'?

I mean, my brain creates these imaginary situations while I'm in bed, not before I go to bed

Lmao wasn't expecting this xD

That happens to me sometimes lol

Awww this kitty looks so sad 😢

Yes sometimes I wake up an hour before my alarm and go to sleep and I kind of half sleep and feel suspicious about how long I'm able to do that because it feels much longer than an hour

I soooo hate that, I could have slept for another 2 minutes.

That’s me, the only thing is I can’t quit. Life of a parent lol.

Pretty much, yeah.

And the more you think about it, the less likely it is that you'll be able to actually sleep

Still didn't touch the floor, there is hope yet.

Worst day ever

Oh no!! Not the pizza, that is sacrilidge.

a good portion of that can be saved as it didn't directly touch the floor. Wake the poor woman up so she can salvage her pizza

laying next to/with pizza really helps you fall asleep

Help the lass, goddammit..! Scoop the pizza up in the tray and sit it beside her. Maybe tap her on the shoulder and let her know what disaster was about to happen. If that was me, you'd have gotten a big smooth <3

Someone took a piece. 😲

Paper saved it! Wake up!

At least she got one good slice out of it before tanked.

They just scooped it into the box and I bet they still ate it, who would waste that much pizza ;)

I HATE PIZZA ITS WHEN IM PRESIDENT ILL BAN PIZZA

nooo not the pizza

I would still eat it

maybe a good Pizza commercial

Most of us have been this drunk before. still... Pizza!

Are we sure she's alive?

The Persistence of Pizza by Dali

I'd cry.. 🥺🥺

Poor soul

Five stop rule? 😆😆

Or, more annoyingly, a mosquito going eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

That's probably the last time most mums had a decent night's sleep.

I am gonna try that with my dying remotes, clocks and what not

that only applies when you feel the urge to sleep cause your still tired. Not when lying awake for 2 whole damn hours cause you are way to energetic like i was last night. No fun...

when this happens I just hum off-tune, idk why but it actually works :D

Lmao so relatable!! i'm always the early bird xD

And it's exactly the pressure of that thought dat keeps me awake with tears of sleep rolling down my cheeck. Brain works weird sometimes...

I never do dad.

Me every single day

the most frustrating about dreams to me is that no matter how crazy it was, it made absolute sense as I was seeing it. then as soon as I woke up, I would go "the heck what that about?"

Lol

That was darker than i thought it would turn out... haha

My face, every morning.

Unless you snore lol

That looks like a wonderful plan!

I wish I looked that content while sleeping.

It's scientificly proven that letting a leg out allow your body to have a better temperature regulation.

That's good! I'm going to use this excuse. If I can just convince myself.

And the more you try to be quiet the more the door and floor boards squeak and the more you end up dropping and clattering.