This one is PERFECT

This is for people who refer to their dogs/cats etc as Furbabies and as a brother or sister to a human baby.

*jazzpaws*

"Did someone else hear anything?"

But I wore a tie.

Now I want banana bread.

I can relate. ADHD runs deep!

Turnabout is fair play.

That can hold a grudge for 17yr

And that'll be $30.

Well, my coffee is now on my keyboard.

Karma is a B….

Love the patient's 70s bear look!

I would happily adopt a Manatee. They are just so precious 💕💕💕💕💕

Bond's about to be deducted.

You are showing your age.

It's been a long week, and I must be tired. It took me too many seconds to get it. I love it, but I hate myself for taking so long.

To be fair, he didn't specify *enjoyable* experiences.

I can finally put my portable microscope (Amazon, $29.99) to use.

I made this joke a few weeks ago on here, for another cartoon. Small world.

I hyphenate during the win- ter.

Thats right. They are not DUMMYS!

A groundhog philosopher.

I like the graffiti in the top right corner.

Is it the tiredness, or is this a cultural reference I'm not familiar with?

Coworkers who think the rest of the office wants to smell your stinky candle suck

Must be an Amazon mix-up.

King Ghidora . . .

the word puns are the best.

It’s all relative

Maybe at least some of them had a class with professor Gnome Chomsky.

BP didn't censor boobs???😱

Where did they find heels that size?!

After all, veins and arteries are "totally tubular".

Doesn't work any better on bears than it does on intelligent women.

I used to think it was “preying” mantis.

DRÜG

We'll hear how it ends on BP next week.

Duplicate!

Good to know.