This one is PERFECT

*jazzpaws*

This is for people who refer to their dogs/cats etc as Furbabies and as a brother or sister to a human baby.

But I wore a tie.

Turnabout is fair play.

"Did someone else hear anything?"

Karma is a B….

Well, my coffee is now on my keyboard.

That can hold a grudge for 17yr

And that'll be $30.

Now I want banana bread.

I would happily adopt a Manatee. They are just so precious 💕💕💕💕💕

Love the patient's 70s bear look!

It's been a long week, and I must be tired. It took me too many seconds to get it. I love it, but I hate myself for taking so long.

Thats right. They are not DUMMYS!

Bond's about to be deducted.

A groundhog philosopher.

I hyphenate during the win- ter.

You are showing your age.

To be fair, he didn't specify *enjoyable* experiences.

I can finally put my portable microscope (Amazon, $29.99) to use.

Oh no - next he'll be coming back at all hours of the night, not brushing his teeth and having human-breath. But he's entitled to his own life choices...

He's confused, and he doesn't like not being sure about things

Doesn't work any better on bears than it does on intelligent women.

I made this joke a few weeks ago on here, for another cartoon. Small world.

Must be an Amazon mix-up.

Maybe at least some of them had a class with professor Gnome Chomsky.

To be fair, the co-worker *was* a bit of a fool

the word puns are the best.

Coworkers who think the rest of the office wants to smell your stinky candle suck

Do they award 'stars', or 'indescribable brown lumps' ?

who's going to pick up the lumps?

King Ghidora . . .

Is it the tiredness, or is this a cultural reference I'm not familiar with?

It’s all relative

DRÜG

I like the graffiti in the top right corner.

Good to know.

Where did they find heels that size?!

... and get enough free eggs for several omelettes, delivered by air after dark

After all, veins and arteries are "totally tubular".

We'll hear how it ends on BP next week.

But - the legs ?

I used to think it was “preying” mantis.