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But doing something terribly stupid doesn't make the person themselves stupid. Bright folks constantly forget to put on their seatbelt, cross the street without looking both ways, or hit reply-all when they really meant to reply to one person. Why? According to Heather Butler, an assistant professor of psychology at California State University, it's because smart people aren't all that smart. In an article for Scientific American, Butler talks about the subject of why smart people behave foolishly by differentiating between intelligence and critical-thinking skills. She suggests that intelligence, which is often measured by IQ test scores, is largely unrelated to critical thinking, "a collection of cognitive skills that allow us to think rationally in a goal-oriented fashion and a disposition to use those skills when appropriate."

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Final score:

568points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

poor kitty....

243points

Butler isn't the only one who believes this. University of Waterloo psychologist, Igor Grossmann, and his colleagues also argue that most intelligence tests fail to represent our real-world decision-making and ability to interact with others.

My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her...

And she's in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience

J-Mart11 Report

Final score:

566points

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Bored Phoenix 5 years ago

That last part was the icing on the cake!

186points

Another reason behind this issue could be arrogance. Smart people tend to think they are smarter (and better) than everyone. Professor Andre Spicer refers to this as the self-serving bias: "Not everyone can be above average — but we can all have the illusion that we are... We collect all the information we can find to prove ourselves right and ignore any information that proves us wrong. We feel good, but we overlook crucial facts. As a result, the smartest people ignore the intelligence of others so they make themselves feel smarter." Because of this, people might rationalize their mistakes to themselves, elevating their abilities and luck, and believe that they're somehow protected from misfortunes.

Seems Legit

Final score:

455points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

was this shared on a public post? 221 reactions! LOL

88points

Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For

Final score:

437points

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Max L. 5 years ago

Maybe you're dating my mother and you know nothing about me.

93points

The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG

Final score:

425points

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kurisutofu 5 years ago

To her defence, sure probably thought that if it's listed, there would be some and so 0 mg would not make sense. I find it stupid to list ingredients that are not in the product ...

45points

Silly Boyfriend

Final score:

419points

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N G 5 years ago

The 'F' means it's going to be a girl, right?

295points

Aaron W 5 years ago

Yeah the 'F' means female, if it said 'C' it means she's having a cyborg.

90points

Just a Purpler 5 years ago

Yeah, and a 100 of them!

13points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

The F means fertile

10points

Bobby Sammons 5 years ago

And the 100 means there are going to a 100 of them

8points

Godspeed 5 years ago

No, it meant "you're 100% f****d!".

8points

BusLady 5 years ago

No, blue for boy I think. lol

7points

iWood 5 years ago

100%

5points

Luis Milian 5 years ago

he was 100% sure he was scare tho

14points

Russian Otaku 5 years ago

100 means 100% chance of incoming baby...

6points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

100.0 % pregnant!

6points

Porto DaMartinica 5 years ago

*you're*

5points

Sally Hudd 5 years ago

Get a new boyfriend, this one’s an idiot.

4points

Chico Martins 5 years ago

“Your”... brain damaged for sure.

2points

Vic 5 years ago

He thought they were having 100 kids?😂😂

2points

PAN-cake ;) 5 years ago

No he thought it said theres a 100% chance shes pregnant

3points

Stacie Wyatt 5 years ago

you are 100% pregnant lol

1point

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

Please don't breed with him.

1point

Bettye McKee 5 years ago

So you finally found a way to get his attention. Well done.

1point

Leo Petipas 5 years ago

This proves you can be not pregnant at all, a little bit pregnant, a lot pregnant, or pregnant for sure.

1point

Id row 5 years ago

Does he think pregnancy tests show the 100 emoji when it's positive?

1point

MRaina 5 years ago

and does 100 mean you, are 100 days into pregnancy or you have 100 kids growing up inside?

1point

Norman Yenney 6 months ago

Moron alert!! 🤪

0points

marnidarr 5 years ago

Did he read that as 100%? Hah!

0points

Kathleen Barlow 5 years ago

The 'your' would have been enough for me to dump him.

0points

Liesa Yopp 5 years ago

That's a really special level of snowflake-ness right there. Hook this man up with the GF in the post up top that thought there was a waffle house in that truck bed and watch the universe implode.

0points

Mindy Keys 5 years ago

Congrats, honey! You are going to be the proud papa of a litter of 100 females!

0points

Heat City Sinner 5 years ago

Send your boyfriend back to middle-school please

0points

Danielle Renee 5 years ago

as in 100% pregnant? definitely stay on the birth control

0points

Leeta Clark 5 years ago

That’s precious

0points

Alaa Bahattab 5 years ago

He thought you were having 100 babies and the F stood for F***?

0points

Alaa Bahattab 5 years ago

He thought you had 100 babies and the F stood for F***?!

0points

boredkitten 5 years ago

I was actually having a dream few nights ago that I could use a thermometer as a pregnancy test, it was also able to display some nonsense text.

0points

Mark Johanen 5 years ago

So does 100 mean 100% pregnant?

0points

Leo H 5 years ago

Sooo how is he dumb you think a 100 degree temp means you have a fever

0points

Mark Kelly 5 years ago

The F means you're f****d.

0points

Hamlets twin 5 years ago

You're having 100 female babies?!?

0points

Michelle 5 years ago

And YET people stay with these morons.

0points

Adriana Tomic 5 years ago

He does not even know how to write a sentence, you should not be surprised. You are (you're) on the birth control.

0points

Milton Trachtenburg 5 years ago

Never marry a man who doesn't know the difference between your and you're. He will have difficulty with small tasks like filling out employment forms where grammar counts. Also, he might stick a pregnancy test in your child's mouth to determine if he or she has a fever!

0points

Mike Procaccini 5 years ago

I hear those things are 100% accurate

0points

Quinn Enestvedt 5 years ago

100% baby. Lololol

0points

Leon Orleans 5 years ago

yeah that one really should use condoms lmao

0points

Lola Robison 5 years ago

Yeah, to quote X-Files,"they are out there" AND they walk among us!

0points

Lu 5 years ago

80 would mean she’s only 80% pregnant?

0points

danielw 5 years ago

I usually get impatient when progress bars, they always seem to stop at 98.5%

2points

Susan Gardner 5 years ago

It was the blue button that threw him off... the results are 100% positive lol

0points

Malwin Wellham 5 years ago

100 means, it is 100 percent confirmed pregnancy

0points

Felicia.B 5 years ago

LMFAO! SILLY

0points

Nicolas Velez 5 years ago

100% pregnant?!

0points

Jason 5 years ago

You really gonna call .4 a fever?

0points

Dilly Millandry 5 years ago

It's a very low grade fever.

0points

A Jones 5 years ago

100 Babies :D

0points

Ashley Dopp 5 years ago

lmao did he think the 100 was like a percentage? like you are 100% definitely pregnant but if the test isn't sure it's like 50?

0points

glowworm2 5 years ago

Aw! That's adorable!

0points

Phantom Captain 5 years ago

Omg...

0points

Billy Beecham 5 years ago

How did he get the urine to dip it into?

0points

Max L. 5 years ago

I won't investigate any further how did he think she had the verdict, Billy.

0points

Bobert Robertson 5 years ago

100.0% chance it's a baby girl

0points

meAgan 5 years ago

"Baby"

0points

Minnie-me 5 years ago

dump him immediately

-2points

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

Final score:

418points

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Perry Swift 5 years ago

Who wants a "perfect" engagement story anyway?

161points

My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea

Final score:

407points

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Kaisu 5 years ago

My mom did the same, she bought a phone case with "pretty leaves" on it

165points

#10

I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This

Final score:

398points

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Max L. 5 years ago

Well, seems not damaged. :D

116points

#11

I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know...

Final score:

397points

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Max L. 5 years ago

Leave her there until it dried. Hand her sandwich and a bottle of water and head to the pub.

162points

#12

My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book

Final score:

381points

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Katri 5 years ago

This needs a specific set of skills

156points

#13

Wood

Final score:

374points

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SykesDaMan 5 years ago

That Wood is so hardcore, you have to be +81 to play it!

214points

#14

My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts

Final score:

370points

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Aaron W 5 years ago

Teaching them irony at a young age.

237points

#15

My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down

Final score:

354points

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Clare McDuff 5 years ago

Suitable for your Jewish friends! 😂

202points

#16

Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent

Final score:

332points

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Marysue Watches 5 years ago

Or maybe she is smarter than this idiot who wants to traumatize his own children...

279points

#17

My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure

Final score:

329points

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SimplySnips 5 years ago

She probably had a little too much of Qui Gon Gin....

72points

#18

My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"

Final score:

329points

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Katri 5 years ago

Hahaa :D love this

68points

#19

Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee

He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilaudid at the hospital for a kidney stone. BF was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely.

ilaich21 Report

Final score:

322points

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Vernice Aure 5 years ago

Ok, but where is the dog?

171points

#20

Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”

Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”

Final score:

314points

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Falcon 5 years ago

The fact that it has "0% bleach" on it makes this so much better.

193points

#21

My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm

Final score:

312points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

same results right...

151points

#22

I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means

Final score:

301points

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smerv 5 years ago

And it's a Galaxy Note 3...

66points

#23

Found This On My Girlfriend's Butt

Final score:

284points

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N G 5 years ago

That's how you control her, you must have pressed the sleep button

115points

#24

My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car

Final score:

283points

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earringnut 5 years ago

Thoughts and prayers for the witch's family.

326points

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#25

I Swallowed Tweezers

My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?'

Final score:

279points

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Katri 5 years ago

How :D

165points

#26

My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given...

Final score:

267points

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Katri 5 years ago

Bless her :D

68points

#27

My Wife Using An Outlet

Final score:

257points

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Katri 5 years ago

Hey, if it fits...

100points

My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards

Final score:

250points

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Michael Naegele 5 years ago

Wow. Silly. But i think she loves you really.

198points

#29

When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally

Final score:

242points

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Sheila Weila 5 years ago

Bless his heart.

51points

#30

Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music

Final score:

213points

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Sheila Weila 5 years ago

In her defense, most guitarists don't know what music looks like either.

164points

#31

My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me...

Final score:

213points

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Max L. 5 years ago

If she has grounds in physics, she nailed it.

44points

#32

I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes

Final score:

209points

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Arno Nüüm 5 years ago

Woah, this is serious.

142points

#33

My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon

Final score:

201points

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meAgan 5 years ago

Well if you have a pet rat

96points

#34

Here's How My GF Heats Up A Tortilla

Final score:

191points

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Katri 5 years ago

That is so wrong!!

77points

#35

My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer

Final score:

189points

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TheAnimeGirl 5 years ago

I'm sure your dog will love this

94points

My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective

Final score:

186points

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Steve Barnett 5 years ago

"I'm crushing your head"

102points

#37

While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?"

Final score:

182points

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Katri 5 years ago

Can someone explain to a dumb non-American ?

125points

#38

GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me

Final score:

176points

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kurisutofu 5 years ago

What is the real song?

57points

#39

Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen

Final score:

175points

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 5 years ago

Good chargers (i.e. original Apple or Samsung) provide 2.1A with variable output to get the fastest charge on your device. These wall ones often provide straight 1A charge.

81points

#40

Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher

Final score:

150points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

she was not worried about the Watering Can?...

179points

#41

My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique

Final score:

145points

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Doodlebug 5 years ago

She just wants to text it. Simple and direct. Also lots of companies have policies about not using social media or personal e-mail with the company servers.

151points

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Alusair Alustriel 5 years ago

i think we all have our moments :D

53points

blugeagua 5 years ago

Tyler Duffy, shut the hell up. Gender has NOTHING to do with it. If all of those women were men, they would still be just as stupid. Just as many men can be incredibly dumb as well. Women are individual human beings too, we’re not a monolith.

28points

Robert Pacl 5 years ago

Just don't underestimate the gender model role. I taught my oldest daughter how to change the plugs and the muffler in her car, and what all the parts were there for. Not your usual woman.

2points

Annamay 5 years ago

My husband was sitting with his hand on his chest. After a few quiet moments.....turns out he had Crazy glued his hand to his bathrobe while fixing the crack in the tv remote. Had too much glue, so tried to wipe it off. The remote was glued to his other hand.

8points

Robert Pacl 5 years ago

I have had IQ tests that gave high scores. I also have ADD, which I think everyone has in varying degrees, with varying control possibilities. It was never a problem because I refused to be diverted from my tasks. I have no problem ignoring a ringing phone in my pocket. It's possible to train yourself. I was also middle-aged when I realized that when a person comes to you for advice on a problem he can't solve, he really wants you to ask questions so he can figure out what the problem is himself. Never taught that. And there are always connotations. It takes a lot of practice to get good at finding the ones that matter and don't expect to get good at it easily. I don't put electrical devices in closed areas if they can go on. Unless specifically designed for it. I turn off the water mains if I leave the house for extended periods. Think about what can go wrong - are you in that category? It can be taught . It can be formalized. But expect a lot of frustration.

2points

Steve Spence 5 years ago

I can see the humour in most of these stories. I dont like the inudendo that women are more prone to mistakes than men. I agree that both men and women of all ages make mistakes which are worthy of a laugh but the rude remarks rob us all of the potential humour. Knowledge is specific to what you have learnt directly or by association and experience as we all know is priceless. Let us keep the funny stories coming and keep the gender wars out of it as it spoils the recall moments.

1point

Jace 5 years ago

Meh. Many of these are submitted by guys who think their specialist knowledge is universal and that their girlfriends or wives should have been born with that knowledge. Many tech nerds think tech things are obvious. They aren’t. I’d like to see some more submissions of tech dudes failing in the kitchen, where they think they don’t need to know things because “that’s for women”... or where they’re just lazy as s**t in complying with a request, just to stop being asked to do things they don’t want to do.

1point

Nightshade McArthur 3 years ago

What exactly is the issue with #39..?

0points

A Henry 3 years ago

He installed these specific outlets so that the phone charger, the usb part, could be plugged directly into the outlet without using the wall charger freeing up the spot for something else.

0points

Sandi Leach 5 years ago

to blugeaqua: calm down, just having fun and giving someone a chance to laugh and brighten their day. Don't you think?

0points

Pearl_TheRapperLOL 4 years ago

Yes because sexism make my day

1point

Braelyn Browne 5 years ago

Omg!!!!!!!!!!"

0points

Jeff Alberts 5 years ago

"Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles" Umm... English not your first language?

0points

John Sampson 5 years ago

I always wondered if most people were just stupid. Now I know!

0points

P Piorecki 5 years ago

Anyone notice that all these posts are from America? :-/

0points

Nightshade McArthur 3 years ago

Are they? I thought those outlets looked like UK ones... 🤔

0points

Nirity 5 years ago

Why would you marry or date someone dumb? For me it's an insta turn off, I'll leave if my partner is stupid.

0points

Cindy Snow 5 years ago

One can be smart in some ways but dumb in others

3points

The Frog 5 years ago

These were all really funny, some I didnt really 'get'

0points

Josie Jones 5 years ago

Yeah several of these are just so idiotic they've got to be r******d.

0points

David Jones 5 years ago

Awww more please. Best thread ever.

0points

AP Harrington 5 years ago

Asked the girlfriend to make me four pieces of toast with jelly on one side and butter on the other. Jelly-and-...addc08.jpg

-2points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

I don’t see the issue. Did you want both sides of the bread covered? How would you pick it up?

4points

María Hermida 5 years ago

Well, AP, I'm afraid what's dumb here is not your girlfriend. I don't know in your planet, but in the real world most of us inhabit, we only cover one side of the bread, not both. You can also make your own toast instead of expecting "the girlfriend" to do it for you.

1point

Julia Daxenbichler 5 years ago

Oh my god guys, he just wanted two sandwiches with butter and jelly...It's not THAT hard to grasp

0points

Kelly Zavandro 5 years ago

Dearest author, You have provided a lovely array of ANECDOTES ("a short amusing or interesting story about a real incident or person") but the context of your introduction suggests that you should have referred to humor being the best ANTIDOTE ("a medicine taken or given to counteract a particular poison") for a relationship. Hopefully, your significant other will understand that you are merely human, like the rest of us, and not use this as a chance to publicly shame you to make themselves feel superior.

-2points

Si 5 years ago

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-3points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

Your life must be so lonely. Sad

0points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

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proof that tony stark has a ❤️ 5 years ago

"Blonde moments?" really? Even members of Mensa say that?

4points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

Lmao. F**k your humble brag.

3points

Josie Jones 5 years ago

You're a member of Mensa and yet don't know how to use punctuation? That full stop should be after the quotation mark genius!

0points

Sardonic Scribe 5 years ago

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Most of these people were probably just tired or distracted.

4points

Sanchez Vasile 5 years ago

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Ben Smith 5 years ago

People of both genders sometimes do stupid things. It’s a human characteristic.

27points

Tyler Duffy 5 years ago

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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

"Women are evil" backwards as a username. Wow. So not subtle. Speaking of fails...

9points

SkyTheImaginer 5 years ago

No wonder you never get laid

3points

Wil Vanderheijden 5 years ago

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Alusair Alustriel 5 years ago

i think we all have our moments :D

53points

blugeagua 5 years ago

28points

Robert Pacl 5 years ago

Just don't underestimate the gender model role. I taught my oldest daughter how to change the plugs and the muffler in her car, and what all the parts were there for. Not your usual woman.

2points

Annamay 5 years ago

8points

Robert Pacl 5 years ago

2points

Steve Spence 5 years ago

1point

Jace 5 years ago

1point

Nightshade McArthur 3 years ago

What exactly is the issue with #39..?

0points

A Henry 3 years ago

He installed these specific outlets so that the phone charger, the usb part, could be plugged directly into the outlet without using the wall charger freeing up the spot for something else.

0points

Sandi Leach 5 years ago

to blugeaqua: calm down, just having fun and giving someone a chance to laugh and brighten their day. Don't you think?

0points

Pearl_TheRapperLOL 4 years ago

Yes because sexism make my day

1point

Braelyn Browne 5 years ago

Omg!!!!!!!!!!"

0points

Jeff Alberts 5 years ago

"Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles" Umm... English not your first language?

0points

John Sampson 5 years ago

I always wondered if most people were just stupid. Now I know!

0points

P Piorecki 5 years ago

Anyone notice that all these posts are from America? :-/

0points

Nightshade McArthur 3 years ago

Are they? I thought those outlets looked like UK ones... 🤔

0points

Nirity 5 years ago

Why would you marry or date someone dumb? For me it's an insta turn off, I'll leave if my partner is stupid.

0points

Cindy Snow 5 years ago

One can be smart in some ways but dumb in others

3points

The Frog 5 years ago

These were all really funny, some I didnt really 'get'

0points

Josie Jones 5 years ago

Yeah several of these are just so idiotic they've got to be r******d.

0points

David Jones 5 years ago

Awww more please. Best thread ever.

0points

AP Harrington 5 years ago

Asked the girlfriend to make me four pieces of toast with jelly on one side and butter on the other. Jelly-and-...addc08.jpg

-2points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

I don’t see the issue. Did you want both sides of the bread covered? How would you pick it up?

4points

María Hermida 5 years ago

1point

Julia Daxenbichler 5 years ago

Oh my god guys, he just wanted two sandwiches with butter and jelly...It's not THAT hard to grasp

0points

Kelly Zavandro 5 years ago

-2points

Si 5 years ago

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-3points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

Your life must be so lonely. Sad

0points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

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proof that tony stark has a ❤️ 5 years ago

"Blonde moments?" really? Even members of Mensa say that?

4points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

Lmao. F**k your humble brag.

3points

Josie Jones 5 years ago

You're a member of Mensa and yet don't know how to use punctuation? That full stop should be after the quotation mark genius!

0points

Sardonic Scribe 5 years ago

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Most of these people were probably just tired or distracted.

4points

Sanchez Vasile 5 years ago

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Ben Smith 5 years ago

People of both genders sometimes do stupid things. It’s a human characteristic.

27points

Tyler Duffy 5 years ago

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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago

"Women are evil" backwards as a username. Wow. So not subtle. Speaking of fails...

9points