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Humor is the best anecdote for life's troubles, especially in a long term relationship. Couples will fight, that is a given, whether it is over household chores or visits from in-laws, but laughter and good-natured stupid jokes remain the best way to get through all of this without losing your cool.

The following list is a collection of conversations and moments from hilarious significant others who keep their partners laughing throughout everyday problems with their wit and antics. From hilarious jokes in text messages to weird quirks, these couples know how to appreciate the silliness of their significant other. Scroll down below to check out some hilariously funny jokes and don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back

Friend Sends Me Pic Of His New Truck, My Girlfriend Wanted To Know Why It Had A Little Waffle House In The Back

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But doing something terribly stupid doesn't make the person themselves stupid. Bright folks constantly forget to put on their seatbelt, cross the street without looking both ways, or hit reply-all when they really meant to reply to one person. Why? According to Heather Butler, an assistant professor of psychology at California State University, it's because smart people aren't all that smart. In an article for Scientific American, Butler talks about the subject of why smart people behave foolishly by differentiating between intelligence and critical-thinking skills. She suggests that intelligence, which is often measured by IQ test scores, is largely unrelated to critical thinking, "a collection of cognitive skills that allow us to think rationally in a goal-oriented fashion and a disposition to use those skills when appropriate."

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Butler isn't the only one who believes this. University of Waterloo psychologist, Igor Grossmann, and his colleagues also argue that most intelligence tests fail to represent our real-world decision-making and ability to interact with others.

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#3

My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her...

My Girlfriend Moved Into Her Dorm Yesterday And Was Having Trouble Setting Up The Apple TV I Bought Her...

And she's in college for brain and behavioral neuroscience 

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Another reason behind this issue could be arrogance. Smart people tend to think they are smarter (and better) than everyone. Professor Andre Spicer refers to this as the self-serving bias: "Not everyone can be above average — but we can all have the illusion that we are... We collect all the information we can find to prove ourselves right and ignore any information that proves us wrong. We feel good, but we overlook crucial facts. As a result, the smartest people ignore the intelligence of others so they make themselves feel smarter." Because of this, people might rationalize their mistakes to themselves, elevating their abilities and luck, and believe that they're somehow protected from misfortunes.

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Seems Legit

Seems Legit

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#5

Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For

Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For

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#6

The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG

The Wife Said There Was So Much Sodium, They Just Put OMG

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#7

Silly Boyfriend

Silly Boyfriend

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#8

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

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#9

My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea

My Wife Thought She Bought Me Socks With Palm Trees On Them. Bless Her Heart, She Had No Idea

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#10

I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This

I Asked My Girlfriend How Badly Her Screen Was Cracked After She Dropped Her Phone. She Sent This

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#11

I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know...

I've Heard Of "Painting Yourself Into A Corner" But My Wife Took It A Step Further. I Don't Even Know...

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#12

My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book

My Wife Tried Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner For Us And Actually Burned The Cook Book

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#13

Wood

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#14

My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts

My Wife Got Our Daughters Matching Shirts

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#15

My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down

My GF Wondered Why I Bought Plates For Christmas That Said "Oh Oy Oh" On Them... I Had To Tell Her She Was Holding Them Upside Down

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#16

Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent

Asked My Wife To Look For A Chucky Mask So I Could Scare The Kids. She's Too Innocent

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#17

My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure

My Girlfriend Asked Me Why Do I Have A Jesus Figure

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#18

My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"

My Wife Calls Me In A Panic And Says "The Helicopter Light Came On In My Truck"

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#19

Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee

Asked BF To Put Away Our Dog After Letting Him Out To Pee

He insisted he could handle it even though he had just received Dilaudid at the hospital for a kidney stone. BF was completely baffled as to why I was looking at him strangely.

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#20

Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”

Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands. Her Exact Words After I Looked At This Like Wtf Was “It Was A Little Pricy But At Least It Smells Good And Not Like All The Other Bleach”

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#21

My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm

My Psycho Girlfriend Uses A Timer To Wake Up Instead Of An Alarm

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#22

I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means

I Told My Wife To Set A Reminder On Her Phone. Apparently We Have Different Ideas Of What That Means

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#23

Found This On My Girlfriend's Butt

Found This On My Girlfriend's Butt

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#24

My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car

My Wife Texted To Tell Me Her Car Smelled Like It Was Burning. Turns Out She Drove 18 Miles With My Push-Broom Under Her Car

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#25

I Swallowed Tweezers

I Swallowed Tweezers

My boyfriend came to the hospital to meet me before surgery and I asked 'did you say you were here for the girl that swallowed the tweezers?' he said 'of course! When am I ever going to be able to use that line again?!?'

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#26

My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given...

My Wife Complained There Was No Code On The Scratch Card She Was Given...

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#27

My Wife Using An Outlet

My Wife Using An Outlet

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#28

My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards

My Girlfriend Bought Me A Dash Cam For My Birthday And Not Knowing It Can Overwrite Old Footage, Bought Me Ten 64 GB SD Cards

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#29

When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally

When Your Husband Takes The Instructions Literally

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#30

Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music

Sorting Paperwork, Wife Asked If I Still Needed My Guitar Sheet Music

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#31

My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me...

My Girlfriend Made Pasta Last Night And Wanted To Keep It Warm For Me...

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#32

I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes

I Heard My Boyfriend Yelling That His "Eye Drops" We're Burning His Eyes

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Talia Johnson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother put nail glue in her eyes instead of the antibiotic eye drops she was given after her cataract surgery...oops.

Alan Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they are very different. its only the bottle thats the same, but thats because certain bottles of certain sizes only have generic standards. So they probably dont have much choice. or its the cheapest choice that everyone goes for.

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Magpie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are using eye drops there is a good chance you can NOT read the bottles when your eyes are sick.

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Magpie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

knittin'kitten I think the grammar police like to feel superior. It usually just makes other people annoyed.

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Lil Bare
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Relable the left one 'Eye-sight-removal-drops', lock them in a metal box and rush him to monica's exboyfriend Richard. He worked with blind kinds in africa!

Kimberley Thom
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

days ago I read on this website that a groom was temporarily blind during his wedding for he put the wrong drops in his eyes. I wish I remember what kind for I remember thinking and yelling that the size of the bottle itself should have been a clue.

Donald Holder
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OUCHERS! This is why you seperate meds from everyday solutions like eye drops. When I worked in the ER we had a girl brought in because she thought the super glue was her contact lenses solution. Took the surgeon 3 hrs to "unglue" her eyelashes. Luckily she didn't damage the cornea, but went around eyelashless for months.

Donna Frano
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any "not in your eye" drop should have a red tip on the dropper. THAT MEANS STOP!!!!

John L
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I admit it, I've come close to doing this...but never have.

Norman Yenney
Community Member
6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He needed eye drops to read the label to make sure they were eye drops! 👁️

Jordan W.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isnt there another panda post where someone did it in his wedding

Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People really need to get into the habit of reading.

Jakub Macák
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once my colleague from maintenance put second-glue / Loctite right next to his lenses / eye drops.. He was REALLY lucky then. :D

Magpie
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Shudders* Plan A: Keep them in different rooms. Plan B: get sticky - tape. Fold it back on itself so it makes like a long tag. Tape that onto one of the bottles. Plan C: Keep on inside a plastic glove.

Rebekah Green
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have done this myself! It BURNS I thought i had blinded myself

Benj
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this, my friends, is what they call a DesignFAIL.

Bunzilla
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be a rule that this stuff needs to, at the very LEAST, have different coloured caps to help people differentiate between different products... Not everyone can see well.

A B C
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It reminds me of that one Simpson's episode where Homer drinks Cat Ear Medicine

SirPatTheCat
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once someone I knew put those drops you put in your ears to DRY THEM OUT after swimming in her eyes. 😬

Ashley Dopp
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, as a person with really bad vision and really dry eyes, if I took my glasses off and then tried to find my re-wetting drops, I might do the same thing.

Lucas
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But I expect you are sensible and find them first, then take your glasses off.

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Erich Walz
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#33

My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon

My Wife Bought A Cast Iron Skillet From Amazon

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#34

Here's How My GF Heats Up A Tortilla

Here's How My GF Heats Up A Tortilla

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#35

My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer

My Girlfriend Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put The Dog Bed In The Dryer

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#36

My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective

My Friend's Wife Doesn't Understand Perspective

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#37

While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?"

While Watching The Football Game Last Night My Wife Ask, "Why Do They Tell You What Political Party The Players Support?"

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GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me

GF Asks About That "Aids In Space" Song I Was Singing In The Shower. Almost Lost It When She Sung It Back To Me

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#39

Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen

Spent The Afternoon Installing These. My Wife, Ladies And Gentlemen

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#40

Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher

Girlfriend Said "The Underwater Key Symbol Is Blinking". Took Me A Minute To Decipher

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#41

My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique

My Coworker Sends Pictures To Her Husband All Day. This Is Her Technique

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