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579points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

And the dogs name is all you need to know.

217points

You Can Never Be Too Sure

Final score:

548points

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Pol Macqueron 5 years ago

Please, be a joke... please, be a joke...

201points

Daria B 5 years ago

The future is here. ♥

20points

Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

But why wouldn't they sell a car to a robot ? I mean as long as it pays...

20points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Just so long as it's not a Cylon. I got no use for them Cylons.

6points

A. Jones 5 years ago

Sadly no laws have been made to protect robots against discrimination. This is 2019. :\

3points

Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

Can a robot get insurance? Cuz you have to have insurance when you get a car, even from a dealership. At least in USA anyway.

1point

miaow 5 years ago

LOL

0points

Joakim Utterhall 5 years ago

Its a printscreen contract. I would probably not buy my car at that place.

10points

yerawitchSam13 5 years ago

You could be a synth...

5points

Efi Karafotia 5 years ago

Pure racism

4points

Dryft Cat 5 years ago

against the ones that are born in a [insert wherever sentimental robots are built here]!

1point

Stimpy 5 years ago

I still don't trust that you are not a robot :( did you also pass the Voight-Kampf test?

4points

Sadie Jayne 5 years ago

Excellent reference!

0points

Kristy P 5 years ago

And, why can't a robot buy a car if they are able? Discrimination!! XD

3points

Debra Robinson 5 years ago

what-their money is no good?! next are zombies, i guess

0points

AgL.M 5 years ago

That means Terminator is not allowed to buy a car there?

3points

Sveta Smirnova 5 years ago

Terminator doesnt buy, it takes.

2points

Max L. 5 years ago

I wonder had you expressed the wish to be informed what the privacy terms were you confirming.

3points

Ed Souza 5 years ago

Can never be too sure with so many of these sneaky robots everywhere.

2points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Refuse! I'll bet they still sell you the car.

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

You should have inked out the word "not."

1point

Amazon QT 5 years ago

I think this was suppose to be filled out online! LOL

1point

Nicklas Linder 5 years ago

I would have said "I'm sorry, this goes against my programming." and then just stand there staring into nothing.

1point

Susan Gardner 5 years ago

OMG

1point

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Technical profiling

1point

chrisgun 5 years ago

no friggin way xD this literally had me LOL

1point

Cute_Angel 5 years ago

A robot would not have the dexterity to tick the check you see

1point

Debra Robinson 5 years ago

depends on the robot

1point

Stephen Roberts 4 years ago

I've had to sign forms and tick that I am not dedicated to the violent overthrow of the government.

0points

Tuija Lappinen 4 years ago

This one is too hilarious, I am laughing my brains out.

0points

Nguyễn Phương 4 years ago

that's a terminator detector

0points

Katherine Heasley 4 years ago

Pfft! They call that a Turing test? What idiots!

0points

James Thorson 5 years ago

So hes seen terminator a few too many times..

0points

Carlos Andrade 5 years ago

Have you tried speaking in a more fluid manner and not walking with jerky movements?

0points

Ahti Seinä 5 years ago

you're a synth!

0points

Lucy Shupe 5 years ago

Well you know they are doing remarkable things with AI and robots these days.

0points

Lucy Hollis 5 years ago

Can't be too careful these days with those sneaky robots trying to buy cars

0points

Jjjane20 5 years ago (edited)

robots can't buy cars or what?

0points

Alex Ghous 5 years ago

um.. you checked off on it didn't you???

0points

Shika Louis 5 years ago

Robot comes into the dealership: "Well, guess i gotta leave now, or..." *Checks the box* "In your face, society. You will discriminate no longer"

0points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

iddyutts.

0points

Katrina Hepler 5 years ago

lol

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

I wonder if she's buying a self driving car?

0points

Sandy J Renfroe 5 years ago

That happened to me too.

0points

Tracy Wolfe 5 years ago

Pretty certain you should return that car.

0points

Mary Jaye 5 years ago

WASTE OF PAPER AND INK AND TIME.

0points

miaow 5 years ago

Idk why but i think thats so cute... Its for someday when robots will have to leave that box unticked :D

0points

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

cyber world of today

0points

Lucy Lou 5 years ago

I hate those things!

0points

bpanther 5 years ago

Is it one of those "Only in the USA" ???

0points

Tara B. 5 years ago

Really would’ve reconsidered buying my car from them at that point...

0points

Anita Holleufer 5 years ago

OMG! Don’t think I’d buy that car!

0points

Afini Shakur 5 years ago

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0points

未周陸 5 years ago

Well, IF ... Still on Paper ... And the dealership Insists ... Yeah, Why NOT?! Wait, is the dealership ... Also ... NOT A Robot?! Which Robot hired this Robot?! LOL

0points

Tracey Adams 5 years ago

😂

0points

Origami Chik3n 5 years ago

Isn't this discrimination against robots?

0points

Allan Breum 5 years ago

Gotta watch out for those Decepticons, man.

0points

Sue Donim 5 years ago

recaptcha is a web feature so dorm was xopied from a web page or used for web use.

0points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

i would of crossed out "not"

0points

Ian Taggart 5 years ago

That background check thing is silly anyway.

0points

thepotatogirl 5 years ago

that check mark is perfect tho

0points

Irene Carlyle 5 years ago

Did you tell the truth? :)

0points

Ayasophya Alturas 5 years ago

lol stupid

0points

Tracy Wolfe 5 years ago

But do we really know?...Are you a robot?

0points

Saulo Frota 5 years ago

What if you don't know you're a robot?

0points

Tom Dibble 5 years ago

If you are, you have say. It’s the law.

0points

Annamay 5 years ago

Yeah. That's dumb.

0points

Sue Clasen 5 years ago

Did he want to be sure? if you look at Mark Zuckeberg, who says they are not between us?

0points

Άρης Παπαδόπουλος 5 years ago

Did he also show you pictures where you had to select the ones with vehicles and traffic lights?

0points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Should have just crossed out "not"

0points

John Fowler 5 years ago

I would definitely have refused to check it, and told the salesman, "Sorry, I can't check that box. I am a robot."

0points

Bella-Dohna🇳🇴 5 years ago

We are the robots..dingdingdang 🤖

0points

Harleen 5 years ago

You know what they say, fool me once, shame on you.....

0points

David Jones 5 years ago

Had the same thing.

0points

Id row 5 years ago

I don't know, checking that box is something a robot would do.

0points

Josurf 5 years ago

We live in the future !

0points

Jim Price 5 years ago

Having been to more than one car dealership and dealt with more than one car salesman... this was no joke.

0points

Kanga9ine 5 years ago

That's when I open the door on my chest, punch in a code and print a 3d pen right before his eyes. And it never fails that smoke comes out of my ears and my eyes spin while its printing. I hate it when that happens.

0points

María Hermida 5 years ago

That man has seen too many episodes of Black Mirror. He's becoming paranoid.

0points

Debra Robinson 5 years ago

well this is new

0points

Mary Montejo 5 years ago

Are you sure it's not X marks the spot??

0points

Stefan Olsavsky 5 years ago

future is here! :D

0points

Ka'uilani Data 5 years ago

😂😂😂😂

0points

Nikki Everhart-Sundberg 5 years ago

True this is my friend it happen to.

0points

Laura Zaini 5 years ago

....

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wacky jack 100 5 years ago

They probably printed the page off a website with that as a requirement

0points

Wendy Wee 5 years ago

Hahaha! So funny

0points

Jon Wong 5 years ago

da~, you are a femmebot!

-1point

My Sister's Friend Bought The Wrong Concert Tickets

Final score:

533points

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Wyndmere 5 years ago

Thars some smokin dance music in the house tonight laddies.

145points

A Little Help Needed

Final score:

515points

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Pol Macqueron 5 years ago

This is the saddest thing ever

361points

Loved Leonardo Davinci’s Art In Titanic

Final score:

507points

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Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

Dumbasses ! Even I know, one of them was a Ninja Turtle. :D

265points

Mom Didn’t Get The Memo

Final score:

457points

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Mr. Re-in-act-ment 5 years ago

" Susan you look nice" Had me dying😂

207points

How Are You This Ignorant?

Final score:

452points

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Lars Lasersson 5 years ago

This is just the kind of a joke I would make. Pretending you're even more stupid than you really are is refreshing!

105points

Login: Admin Password: Admin

Final score:

436points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

shm. who does this looks at it and still thinks it was a good idea?

93points

#10

Locked Out

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430points

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Natters 5 years ago

And the second AAA guy locks himself out of HIS truck....

162points

#11

The Z3d Is On Hell Of A Drug

Final score:

422points

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ゾーイドレーガー 5 years ago

PEZ was my favorite candy

182points

#12

I Believe That's Meant To Be The Date

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422points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

I mean...they are not wrong

218points

#13

There Was An Attempt

Final score:

401points

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Koalamonster 5 years ago

I like to imagine a homeless trump, having been shunned from society, living in the Lincoln Memorial. He sleeps on Lincoln's lap because it makes him feel safer.

364points

#14

It Would Be A Cool Feature, Though

Final score:

395points

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Nyree Bergeest 5 years ago

Please dont breed any more.......

410points

#15

You Got Catfished

Final score:

390points

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Christer Berdén 5 years ago

From drowning?

313points

#16

She Was Waiting In Line For 5 Minutes

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386points

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

The line whilst waiting at Motor rego (the DMV in the US)

51points

#17

I Wanted To Cook My Wife A Fancy Meal For Her Birthday, So I Started With A Slow-Cooked Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damnit

Final score:

377points

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Gudia 5 years ago

Bwahahahahah...I feel bad for laughing

221points

#18

Parking Cop Gave A Ticket To An Art Piece Because He Thought It Was Illegally Parked

Final score:

374points

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SubduedBlonde 5 years ago

That's the way we park all the time. Amazing how many more vehicles will fit on a block this way!

139points

#19

My Brother Was Upset Because His Car's "Docking Station" For His iPhone Wasn't Working And It Was Scratching His Screen

Final score:

370points

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

Bahaha, generation Z struggles. (Of course not all).

189points

#20

My Brother Asked, "Since When Is There A Christmas Squid?"

Final score:

365points

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Wyndmere 5 years ago

Rudolph and his friends had a good laugh about this one.

140points

#21

Kim Kardashian Playing Poker With Mirrored Sunglasses

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352points

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Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago (edited)

We know she's stupid like a fox (ETA: I am stunned at the lack of comprehension of basic irony, even by English speakers, or anyone who has access to google...no wonder this woman is rich, there are pleeeeeenty of people who don't really think)

115points

#22

Just Saw This Shared On Facebook. When I Asked The Girl Who Shared It, She Actually Believed It. She Is 21

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337points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Whilst yes the bumps are to tell where the horn is by feel it is NOT for the blind. I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t feel safe with blind people in control of vehicles.

137points

#23

News Does A Report On Missing/Murdered Aboriginal Women And They Use A White Girl At Coachella Wearing A Headdress As The Picture

Final score:

324points

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Kaisu 5 years ago

This is next level stupid

257points

#24

Exactly Mom, You Guessed It Right

Final score:

322points

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Olga Antonova 5 years ago

Some over controlling mother

161points

#25

Uber Wedding

Final score:

316points

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Misterscooter 5 years ago

How dare you help them save money on their wedding day.

153points

#26

Assuming This Is A Community College Course

Final score:

304points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

At least they apologised.

276points

#27

„Microwaved This Foil Ball For 3 Minutes And This Is The Result“

Final score:

288points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

wait...how are there still naïve people out there?

148points

#28

Explosion Loading

Final score:

280points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Darwin Award of the year.

219points

#29

Yeah, They’re The Dumb*****

Final score:

274points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

I guess once we are 9 years old we just jump to 11 year old the next year.

273points

#30

My Manager Taped A Piece Of Paper To A Clipboard

Final score:

259points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

maybe the clip thing is not clipping the paper correctly. I'm trying to help the manager..lol

112points

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#31

How Has This Person Survived This Long?

Final score:

259points

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Koalamonster 5 years ago

This is why even "verified purchase" reviews aren't always helpful. I once saw a guy give a Roku a 1 star review as he bought a couple for his cabin so he could stream shows there- that he couldn't use his computer because it didn't have internet access yet. He was VERY upset that the Roku wouldn't let him use Netflix since he bought it specifically since it said it was a streaming device... you'd think they wouldn't have to say you still need the internet to access Netflix.

132points

#32

The Many Bite Marks On This Bowl Of Fake Fruit In The Place I'm Renting

Final score:

250points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Gross, I think it is time to ditch them.

111points

This Fake Hundred Dollar Bill My Coworker Accepted (Real Bill For Comparison)

Final score:

245points

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yerawitchSam13 5 years ago

Fake Franklin knows that you're up to some s**t.

144points

#34

Hmm

Final score:

245points

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Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

Well with all this binary stuff going on, who knows. I’m as confused as heck.

139points

#35

Also Known As A Fence

Final score:

236points

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Wil Vanderheijden 5 years ago

It's just one of the million crazy ideas out of the senile brain of the orange genius: like raking the woods to prevent forestfires, fighting windturbines because they cause cancer or starting a tradewar that causes thousands of people to lose their jobs.

144points

#36

I Bought The Car Myself

Final score:

235points

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Nyree Bergeest 5 years ago

I see stuff like this, and I cant figure out which is worse. People pretending to be this stupid for fun, or how maybe steralization at birth should start being a thing.

125points

#37

When Your Hair Is More Important Than Your Laptop

Final score:

234points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

That’s an expensive umbrella

107points

#38

“I Trusted You All”

Final score:

232points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

LOL. not silly, just dumb

86points

#39

She Dropped Her Phone While Running After Stealing From This Store

Final score:

228points

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Misterscooter 5 years ago

And she has new wallpaper, too. Bonus.

78points

#40

My Daughter Used A Plastic Cutting Board For A Pizza Pan

Final score:

226points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

pizza still looks good tho

104points

I Have No Words For This

Final score:

219points

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Koalamonster 5 years ago

I love when people say things should have warnings when they very much do come with warnings already.

165points

#42

Hackerman

Final score:

212points

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Wyndmere 5 years ago

O, Happy day! - Just keep shopping. Just keep shopping.

147points

#43

“Modern” Humanity

Final score:

208points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Hahaha, you have anti-Vaxxers, trump supporters and flat earthers. At least they are the lesser of the evils.

129points

#44

Right! That's A Mango!

Final score:

207points

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Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

Who would eat avocado gelato/ice-cream, blech!

29points

#45

Our Teacher Attempting To Cover The Answers To This Question Coming From A Projector

Final score:

198points

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Natters 5 years ago

Black paper perhaps?

70points

#46

They Were Playing My 600 Lb Life At A Burger King

Final score:

191points

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Manfred Dolmer 5 years ago

SAVAGE!:DD

59points

#47

I Told My Friend He Might Need A Tire Change, He Told Me It Doesn’t Matter How Much Tread His Tires Have Because His Car Has All Wheel Drive

Final score:

190points

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

That is a tyre blowout waiting to happen and a big danger on the roads.

98points

#48

How Beautiful

Final score:

186points

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Guido Pisano 5 years ago

well "fig" in italian sounds like the name of the other thing :P

72points

Because Over Cooking An Egg = GMO

Final score:

180points

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Misterscooter 5 years ago

Yolk's on you. (I'm sorry)

189points

#50

Yup, Let’s Get Those Future Customers As Early As Possible

Final score:

173points

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Nyree Bergeest 5 years ago

There are enough idiots popping out babies. Dont make this any worse!!!!

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Vladas Druteika 5 years ago

Why are you cutting the content? It is FUNNY. Every time I log on it is less and less of posts. From 97 to 58 now... WHY?

45points

LuckyL 5 years ago

https://www.boredpanda.com/?p=1709819 I keep trying with this one - to collect voices agains this cutting down of content

8points

Dynein 5 years ago

I think they might want shorter posts, so people have to load the site more often, so they see more ads. If that's indeed the case, maybe the problem could be circumvented by dividing long posts into several smaller ones?

1point

E 2 years ago

There’s a way to see the rest of the article, at the end there’s a link that takes you there, I can’t figure out how to post the image on mobile but right after the last image it will say “ Note: this post originally had __ images. It’s been shortened to the top __ images based on user votes.” Clicking on the original number of images will bring you to the rest of the article

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furrybumkins 5 years ago

Now I only see 50.

0points

R.s. Potter 5 years ago

I thought I was imagining it... good to know I'm not losing my mind.

0points

Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

Because it might upset the pandas with blue fur, who come here to get upset ;)

0points

Park, Rin 5 years ago

At first, I laugh. And then that feeling quickly turns to terror as I realize these people not only exist but are everywhere...

28points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

And will be the next managers one day when we all retire.

4points

David Geurtsen 5 years ago

And they can vote.

1point

Stephanie Longo 2 months ago

And they vote

0points

Laura 5 years ago

and breeding and voting

0points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

Just had one: I'm from latin america, send my friend a youtube video of a messaging led board (simillar to the one i bought yesterday) cause she didn't understand what was like. Saw the video and asked "So... the letters are in english?"...

6points

Random user 5 years ago

r/thathappened

-2points

Isabel Kret 5 years ago

Well in all fairness asado/asada means grilled or roasted in Spanish

2points

Michelle 5 years ago

So as funny as some of these are, this is a SERIOUS epidemic we shouldn't be laughing about. I've been taking note of the decrease in intelligence level every year for about the last 20 years. The other day I read a study out of EU (of all places, not the US) that their intelligence level has been decreasing. It is NOT a coincidence why this is happening. They are poisoning us & those poisons harm our brain. Do your research people. One way to control the masses is to make them weak & stupid.

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Minnie-me 5 years ago

Because we need more idiots procreating

0points

未周陸 5 years ago (edited)

They Have Made My Day & Will Make Yours, Too!

0points

elise breedveld 5 years ago

so infuriating...

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Kanga9ine 5 years ago

Oh, I see at least 50 people doing dumb before 9:00AM. And their numbers grow exponentially. Let's hope no one snaps a picture of us smart guys when we do something dumb. And we will. Maybe not epically dumb. But dumb enough to have our picture right next to some other dummies. S**t happens. And we all will step in it eventually.

0points

Cynthia Campbell 5 years ago

Because they are CENSORING all the posts from those of us who think that your intolerant, uninformed liberal, fascist mindsets only prove that it is YOU who are the idiots!

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Vladas Druteika 5 years ago

Why are you cutting the content? It is FUNNY. Every time I log on it is less and less of posts. From 97 to 58 now... WHY?

45points

LuckyL 5 years ago

https://www.boredpanda.com/?p=1709819 I keep trying with this one - to collect voices agains this cutting down of content

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Dynein 5 years ago

1point

E 2 years ago

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furrybumkins 5 years ago

Now I only see 50.

0points

R.s. Potter 5 years ago

I thought I was imagining it... good to know I'm not losing my mind.

0points

Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

Because it might upset the pandas with blue fur, who come here to get upset ;)

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Park, Rin 5 years ago

At first, I laugh. And then that feeling quickly turns to terror as I realize these people not only exist but are everywhere...

28points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

And will be the next managers one day when we all retire.

4points

David Geurtsen 5 years ago

And they can vote.

1point

Stephanie Longo 2 months ago

And they vote

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Laura 5 years ago

and breeding and voting

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

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Random user 5 years ago

r/thathappened

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