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Foxxy 5 years ago

And the dogs name is all you need to know.

217points

You Can Never Be Too Sure

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548points

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Pol Macqueron 5 years ago

Please, be a joke... please, be a joke...

201points

My Sister's Friend Bought The Wrong Concert Tickets

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Wyndmere 5 years ago

Thars some smokin dance music in the house tonight laddies.

145points

A Little Help Needed

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Pol Macqueron 5 years ago

This is the saddest thing ever

361points

Loved Leonardo Davinci’s Art In Titanic

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Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

Dumbasses ! Even I know, one of them was a Ninja Turtle. :D

265points

Mom Didn’t Get The Memo

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Mr. Re-in-act-ment 5 years ago

" Susan you look nice" Had me dying😂

207points

How Are You This Ignorant?

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452points

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Lars Lasersson 5 years ago

This is just the kind of a joke I would make. Pretending you're even more stupid than you really are is refreshing!

105points

Login: Admin Password: Admin

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436points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

shm. who does this looks at it and still thinks it was a good idea?

93points

#10

Locked Out

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Natters 5 years ago

And the second AAA guy locks himself out of HIS truck....

162points

#11

The Z3d Is On Hell Of A Drug

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422points

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ゾーイドレーガー 5 years ago

PEZ was my favorite candy

182points

#12

I Believe That's Meant To Be The Date

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422points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

I mean...they are not wrong

218points

#13

There Was An Attempt

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401points

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Koalamonster 5 years ago

I like to imagine a homeless trump, having been shunned from society, living in the Lincoln Memorial. He sleeps on Lincoln's lap because it makes him feel safer.

364points

#14

It Would Be A Cool Feature, Though

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395points

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Nyree Bergeest 5 years ago

Please dont breed any more.......

410points

#15

You Got Catfished

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390points

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Christer Berdén 5 years ago

From drowning?

313points

#16

She Was Waiting In Line For 5 Minutes

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386points

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

The line whilst waiting at Motor rego (the DMV in the US)

51points

#17

I Wanted To Cook My Wife A Fancy Meal For Her Birthday, So I Started With A Slow-Cooked Home Made Chicken Stock. After Simmering For Hours, The Recipe Said To Pour It Through A Strainer. God Damnit

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377points

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Gudia 5 years ago

Bwahahahahah...I feel bad for laughing

221points

#18

Parking Cop Gave A Ticket To An Art Piece Because He Thought It Was Illegally Parked

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374points

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SubduedBlonde 5 years ago

That's the way we park all the time. Amazing how many more vehicles will fit on a block this way!

139points

#19

My Brother Was Upset Because His Car's "Docking Station" For His iPhone Wasn't Working And It Was Scratching His Screen

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

Bahaha, generation Z struggles. (Of course not all).

189points

#20

My Brother Asked, "Since When Is There A Christmas Squid?"

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365points

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Wyndmere 5 years ago

Rudolph and his friends had a good laugh about this one.

140points

Allie G. 5 years ago

I was staring at this trying to figure out what the heck this was if not the Christmas Cthulhu. Without your comment I'd still be wondering, thank you!

30points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

I can’t unsee it

19points

Joanne 5 years ago

Wouldn't it be really cool though, if there WAS a Christmas squid?

14points

Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

Well duh ! How do you think kids in Atlantis get their gifts...

11points

glowworm2 5 years ago

This one is not stupid. This one is fantastic! There needs to be a Christmas Squid!

8points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

His name is Otis and if you're good he'll leave a barnacle in your stocking.

7points

Dawn Baik 5 years ago

I actually love the idea of Christmas squid!

7points

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago

What? You never heard of the Kristmas Kraken? I’m personally offended...

6points

NWB 5 years ago

hahaahhahaah Love it!

6points

The Girl on Fire 5 years ago

Christmas squid....I kind of like that idea though.

5points

NgatiDreadz 5 years ago

Fair call I say it does look like a squid from that point of view

5points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

"Sparkly the Silver Christmas Squid, Had a very shiny hide, He'll help you wrap your presents, You'll have the Happiest Yuletide!" Yeah, I remember singing that when I was a little squid....

2points

John Montgomery 5 years ago

Cthulhu be praised!

2points

Ed Souza 5 years ago

Rudolph the red nosed ... Squid...

2points

Dawnfire 5 years ago

Squids for Christmas

2points

Katrina Hepler 5 years ago

it actually looks kinda like a squid, not sure why this one is here

1point

Scott McDonald 5 years ago

He's not wrong... It does look like a squid

1point

Nava 5 years ago

Rudolph the tentacled nosed cephalopod

1point

Zara Moyer 5 years ago

squidolph the red-nosed squid

1point

Debra Robinson 5 years ago

0points

Zsuzsanna Szucs 5 years ago

😂 I kind of like this....Christmas Squid

1point

Vic 5 years ago

When Santa needs to deliver gifts under water..

1point

pebs 5 years ago

How old is your brother? :)

1point

Stephanie Longo 3 months ago

My answer? "Since right now dude!" Christmas squid is almost as good as the Christmas moose they sell and label reindeer!

0points

tetriskull64 1 year ago

much cooler, actually

0points

Red Wyvern Emperor 4 years ago

Subnautica lives. XD

0points

Sarah Schoenhaar 5 years ago

His brother has clearly never seen Spongebob Squarepants.

0points

Lucy Reeves 5 years ago

Wait, so there is no Christmas Squid??!! My life has been a lie.

0points

Haniza Rahmat 5 years ago

cant take out from my eyes.. it is a squid now...hahahaha

0points

Debra Brooks Kapellakis 5 years ago

lol

0points

Just Curious 5 years ago

We do not sow.

0points

RollDdice 5 years ago

You guys are kraken me up!

0points

Michele Clarke 5 years ago

HAHAHAHA!

0points

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

aquatic Rudolph

0points

Coreen Kerr 5 years ago

Does his slow wit run in the family??

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

That made me laugh out loud!

0points

Ang.stl 5 years ago

1) is this the same brother with the iPod charging dock that scratched the screen? 2) what’s it say about my life that I couldn’t see the squid for the deer head read to be mounted on the wall?

0points

Karen Lees 5 years ago

To be fair, the kid could have been young. And great job seeing something other than a deer head

0points

Ms E 5 years ago

Ahaaa I didn't see it first..

0points

Barbara Baxendale 5 years ago

Well, yeah, I wanna know the answer to that one !!

0points

Steve Barker 5 years ago

Since now. That's since when.

0points

WhatEvenIsLife 5 years ago

Can we please make Christmas Squid a thing now?

0points

Ayasophya Alturas 5 years ago

imagine santa and his squid-led sleigh

0points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

I like your brother.

0points

Sunzilla 5 years ago

Well, it does look like a squid :)

0points

Bettina Jansen 5 years ago

Now I see a squid too.

0points

R.s. Potter 5 years ago

To be honest, it does look a bit squid-like at first glance.

0points

Diane Hagerty 5 years ago

I like it!! I want to wrap presents in the squid paper next year

0points

Megawizard 14 5 years ago

Did you flip it for him?

0points

Mya Lugar 5 years ago

I thought maybe someone wanted to give gift tot their favorite aliens.

0points

Debra Robinson 5 years ago

since then

0points

Josurf 5 years ago

one of the side effects of global warming : Santa's sleigh has to move under water now.

0points

Alex Craig 5 years ago

I actually now want a Christmas squid to be a thing. ha ha ha

0points

Chris Walters 5 years ago

Well, hell...now I kinda wish there WAS a Christmas squid...

0points

Chris Walters 5 years ago

Well, hell...now I kinda wish there WAS a Christmas squid.

0points

hava yna 5 years ago

I didn't get it. Please help me to understand this. Thank you.

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María Hermida 5 years ago

It's a Christmas candle, decorated with deer, but it's upside down so the brother "saw" a squid instead of a deer. Reindeer are a common Christmas decoration, but squids are not.

0points

Hamlets twin 5 years ago

I want to celebrate with a Christmas squid!

0points

TheExtremeSmell 5 years ago

I mean it does look like that to be fair. All hail Christmas squid!

0points

Nicky Oriol 5 years ago

EX-CE-LLENT! lol

0points

Madi D. 5 years ago

For a little kid, that's actually kinda cute

0points

pusheen buttercup 5 years ago

that's awesome. Now I want a christmas squid

0points

Jonathan Armstrong 5 years ago

It threw me off before I even read the caption until I saw somebody mention Rudolph and I turned my phone upside-down.

0points

Ka'uilani Data 5 years ago

😂😂😂😂

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GenXandEarnedItAll 5 years ago

Ever since Squidward converted to Christianity...

0points

Oscar Guerrero 5 years ago

I can't unsee it now

0points

Ryo Bakura 5 years ago

You need a brain, dear.

0points

Id row 5 years ago

Should have told him it was GoT paper with the Iron Islands sigil on it, lol.

-1point

m. b 5 years ago

Love it! Next x-mas goal: put faces, hats and funny eyes on the Christmas puses muhahahaha

-1point

SubduedBlonde 5 years ago

...or the Christmas hostile uterus?

-3points

Autumn Walton 5 years ago

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#21

Kim Kardashian Playing Poker With Mirrored Sunglasses

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352points

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Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago (edited)

We know she's stupid like a fox (ETA: I am stunned at the lack of comprehension of basic irony, even by English speakers, or anyone who has access to google...no wonder this woman is rich, there are pleeeeeenty of people who don't really think)

115points

#22

Just Saw This Shared On Facebook. When I Asked The Girl Who Shared It, She Actually Believed It. She Is 21

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337points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Whilst yes the bumps are to tell where the horn is by feel it is NOT for the blind. I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t feel safe with blind people in control of vehicles.

137points

#23

News Does A Report On Missing/Murdered Aboriginal Women And They Use A White Girl At Coachella Wearing A Headdress As The Picture

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324points

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Kaisu 5 years ago

This is next level stupid

257points

#24

Exactly Mom, You Guessed It Right

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322points

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Olga Antonova 5 years ago

Some over controlling mother

161points

#25

Uber Wedding

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316points

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Misterscooter 5 years ago

How dare you help them save money on their wedding day.

153points

#26

Assuming This Is A Community College Course

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304points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

At least they apologised.

276points

#27

„Microwaved This Foil Ball For 3 Minutes And This Is The Result“

Final score:

288points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

wait...how are there still naïve people out there?

148points

#28

Explosion Loading

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280points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Darwin Award of the year.

219points

#29

Yeah, They’re The Dumb*****

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274points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

I guess once we are 9 years old we just jump to 11 year old the next year.

274points

#30

My Manager Taped A Piece Of Paper To A Clipboard

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259points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

maybe the clip thing is not clipping the paper correctly. I'm trying to help the manager..lol

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#31

How Has This Person Survived This Long?

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259points

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Koalamonster 5 years ago

This is why even "verified purchase" reviews aren't always helpful. I once saw a guy give a Roku a 1 star review as he bought a couple for his cabin so he could stream shows there- that he couldn't use his computer because it didn't have internet access yet. He was VERY upset that the Roku wouldn't let him use Netflix since he bought it specifically since it said it was a streaming device... you'd think they wouldn't have to say you still need the internet to access Netflix.

132points

#32

The Many Bite Marks On This Bowl Of Fake Fruit In The Place I'm Renting

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250points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Gross, I think it is time to ditch them.

111points

This Fake Hundred Dollar Bill My Coworker Accepted (Real Bill For Comparison)

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245points

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yerawitchSam13 5 years ago

Fake Franklin knows that you're up to some s**t.

144points

#34

Hmm

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245points

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Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

Well with all this binary stuff going on, who knows. I’m as confused as heck.

139points

#35

Also Known As A Fence

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236points

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Wil Vanderheijden 5 years ago

It's just one of the million crazy ideas out of the senile brain of the orange genius: like raking the woods to prevent forestfires, fighting windturbines because they cause cancer or starting a tradewar that causes thousands of people to lose their jobs.

144points

#36

I Bought The Car Myself

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235points

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Nyree Bergeest 5 years ago

I see stuff like this, and I cant figure out which is worse. People pretending to be this stupid for fun, or how maybe steralization at birth should start being a thing.

125points

#37

When Your Hair Is More Important Than Your Laptop

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234points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

That’s an expensive umbrella

107points

#38

“I Trusted You All”

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232points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

LOL. not silly, just dumb

86points

#39

She Dropped Her Phone While Running After Stealing From This Store

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228points

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Misterscooter 5 years ago

And she has new wallpaper, too. Bonus.

78points

#40

My Daughter Used A Plastic Cutting Board For A Pizza Pan

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226points

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

pizza still looks good tho

104points

I Have No Words For This

Final score:

219points

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Koalamonster 5 years ago

I love when people say things should have warnings when they very much do come with warnings already.

165points

#42

Hackerman

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212points

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Wyndmere 5 years ago

O, Happy day! - Just keep shopping. Just keep shopping.

147points

#43

“Modern” Humanity

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208points

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Foxxy 5 years ago

Hahaha, you have anti-Vaxxers, trump supporters and flat earthers. At least they are the lesser of the evils.

129points

#44

Right! That's A Mango!

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207points

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Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago

Who would eat avocado gelato/ice-cream, blech!

29points

#45

Our Teacher Attempting To Cover The Answers To This Question Coming From A Projector

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198points

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Natters 5 years ago

Black paper perhaps?

70points

#46

They Were Playing My 600 Lb Life At A Burger King

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191points

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Manfred Dolmer 5 years ago

SAVAGE!:DD

59points

#47

I Told My Friend He Might Need A Tire Change, He Told Me It Doesn’t Matter How Much Tread His Tires Have Because His Car Has All Wheel Drive

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190points

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Foxxy 5 years ago (edited)

That is a tyre blowout waiting to happen and a big danger on the roads.

98points

#48

How Beautiful

Final score:

186points

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Guido Pisano 5 years ago

well "fig" in italian sounds like the name of the other thing :P

72points

Because Over Cooking An Egg = GMO

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180points

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Misterscooter 5 years ago

Yolk's on you. (I'm sorry)

189points

#50

Yup, Let’s Get Those Future Customers As Early As Possible

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173points

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Nyree Bergeest 5 years ago

There are enough idiots popping out babies. Dont make this any worse!!!!

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Vladas Druteika 5 years ago

Why are you cutting the content? It is FUNNY. Every time I log on it is less and less of posts. From 97 to 58 now... WHY?

45points

LuckyL 5 years ago

https://www.boredpanda.com/?p=1709819 I keep trying with this one - to collect voices agains this cutting down of content

8points

Dynein 5 years ago

I think they might want shorter posts, so people have to load the site more often, so they see more ads. If that's indeed the case, maybe the problem could be circumvented by dividing long posts into several smaller ones?

1point

E 2 years ago

There’s a way to see the rest of the article, at the end there’s a link that takes you there, I can’t figure out how to post the image on mobile but right after the last image it will say “ Note: this post originally had __ images. It’s been shortened to the top __ images based on user votes.” Clicking on the original number of images will bring you to the rest of the article

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furrybumkins 5 years ago

Now I only see 50.

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R.s. Potter 5 years ago

I thought I was imagining it... good to know I'm not losing my mind.

0points

Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

Because it might upset the pandas with blue fur, who come here to get upset ;)

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Park, Rin 5 years ago

At first, I laugh. And then that feeling quickly turns to terror as I realize these people not only exist but are everywhere...

28points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

And will be the next managers one day when we all retire.

4points

David Geurtsen 5 years ago

And they can vote.

1point

Stephanie Longo 3 months ago

And they vote

0points

Laura 5 years ago

and breeding and voting

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

Just had one: I'm from latin america, send my friend a youtube video of a messaging led board (simillar to the one i bought yesterday) cause she didn't understand what was like. Saw the video and asked "So... the letters are in english?"...

6points

Random user 5 years ago

r/thathappened

-2points

Isabel Kret 5 years ago

Well in all fairness asado/asada means grilled or roasted in Spanish

2points

Michelle 5 years ago

So as funny as some of these are, this is a SERIOUS epidemic we shouldn't be laughing about. I've been taking note of the decrease in intelligence level every year for about the last 20 years. The other day I read a study out of EU (of all places, not the US) that their intelligence level has been decreasing. It is NOT a coincidence why this is happening. They are poisoning us & those poisons harm our brain. Do your research people. One way to control the masses is to make them weak & stupid.

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Minnie-me 5 years ago

Because we need more idiots procreating

0points

未周陸 5 years ago (edited)

They Have Made My Day & Will Make Yours, Too!

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elise breedveld 5 years ago

so infuriating...

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Kanga9ine 5 years ago

Oh, I see at least 50 people doing dumb before 9:00AM. And their numbers grow exponentially. Let's hope no one snaps a picture of us smart guys when we do something dumb. And we will. Maybe not epically dumb. But dumb enough to have our picture right next to some other dummies. S**t happens. And we all will step in it eventually.

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Cynthia Campbell 5 years ago

Because they are CENSORING all the posts from those of us who think that your intolerant, uninformed liberal, fascist mindsets only prove that it is YOU who are the idiots!

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Mark 5 years ago

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Vladas Druteika 5 years ago

Why are you cutting the content? It is FUNNY. Every time I log on it is less and less of posts. From 97 to 58 now... WHY?

45points

LuckyL 5 years ago

https://www.boredpanda.com/?p=1709819 I keep trying with this one - to collect voices agains this cutting down of content

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Dynein 5 years ago

1point

E 2 years ago

0points

furrybumkins 5 years ago

Now I only see 50.

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R.s. Potter 5 years ago

I thought I was imagining it... good to know I'm not losing my mind.

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Chyppa Homer 5 years ago

Because it might upset the pandas with blue fur, who come here to get upset ;)

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Park, Rin 5 years ago

At first, I laugh. And then that feeling quickly turns to terror as I realize these people not only exist but are everywhere...

28points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

And will be the next managers one day when we all retire.

4points

David Geurtsen 5 years ago

And they can vote.

1point

Stephanie Longo 3 months ago

And they vote

0points

Laura 5 years ago

and breeding and voting

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 5 years ago

6points

Random user 5 years ago

r/thathappened

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