CM is chasing that dragon again... poor thing :)

I mean… if it works it works 👍

Okay, this is cute. I love the teapot.

UNO reverse

Awww f**k that made me think

"Hi, Bi, I'm dad!"

Not nuclear, thankfully

Took me a minute to get it, but this is hilarious!

She is not well-suited.

Oh, my! Put that away! There's a kitten in the room!

The Clucker's Revenge

About as helpful as "Warning: this sign has sharp edges."

Ain't Misbeehavin'.

Oh, sheet! I lost my scissors.

All roads lead to Rome...

Damn. No one remembers the second species to get to the moon.

Mr potato head!

It's kanga-rude to outstay your welcome.

There's no difference, they look exactly i-tentacle

Don't pick paper!

And then Simon realized why his hiding spot for the body was doomed to fail.

The pressure got to him.

How can anyone be so mean to that poor devil? 😢

I like this art style. The horse is especially well drawn!

fresh

Is it because of global warming? If so that's really sad

Why is the penguin on the bottom lookin at the naked one like that?

At least he's got time to think about it

Truth. In America, once you're behind bars, you are no longer human. You are legally state or federal property. There is also no coming back from a crime. No matter how you've grown past it, no matter how much you've changed, you will ALWAYS be just another criminal, in the eyes of the law. At 23, you went on a bank-robbing spree to get the money to pay for your sick child's medical care? You NEVER got in trouble again, and fulfilled your legal obligations to the letter? When you're 80 and on oxygen, if there's a bank robbery in your area, they're going to come. They can search your home and property without a warrant, because they have probable cause.

Needs new optical sensors.

Good god...

Aww…the Giving Tree was sad….😢

Apparently they actually put it through the wrists of the person being executed. They tried to hit the nerve, actually, to maximize the pain.

Not wrong though. Our cow would get cranky if we didn't milk on time

I relate deeply to the dark blue bird

Killer rabbits!

I can't think of anything funny to say, but I love this one. Harry Houdini, indeed!

Rook can't turn the corner,so he's stuck on the turn again. And this cause a car accident.

First time meme..

All the kings horses and all the kings men Are eating humpty dumpty omelets again