Significant others can indeed be a blessing, making life so much easier and happier. However, in the case of these straightforwardly stupid and childish, yet funny partners - this is not always true. Boyfriends who mistake pistachio nut shells for seashells as a gift for a girlfriend, lock their padlock keys together with the padlock or even make a sandwich with the plastic wrapper still on cheese. These anecdotes are only a part of a long list of good-for-nothing partners, that goes from funny to hilarious.

If you can relate to anything on this list, then I'm sorry to break it to you, but you have a boyfriend who's probably an idiot. However, don't despair, as you will see from these funny boyfriend quotes and pictures compiled by Bored Panda, it is not you alone who suffers from a discouraging partner. Someone who suffers from short-time memory loss, bouts of stupidity, selective hearing problems or even slowly turning into a meme. From funny boyfriends who think World War One started on 9/11 to girlfriends bearing dog cookies as gifts for their boyfriends, this collection of epic partner fails will make you realize that there's always somebody dumber than you. Don't forget to vote for the funniest boyfriend memes!

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Present From A Cat

Present From A Cat

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#2

Very Wholesome Intentions

Very Wholesome Intentions

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#3

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

So My Girlfriend Didn't Want To Lose The Keys To Her Lock

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#4

Moon And Sun

Moon And Sun

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#5

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

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#6

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

My Girlfriend Just Asked What The "No" On This Switch Meant

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#7

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

I Asked My Wife To Bring My Basement Shoes To Me. She Said "The Opaads?"

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#8

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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#9

So Real

So Real

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#10

North

North

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#11

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

My Husband Asked My Gynecologist If He Was A Texas Longhorn

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#12

Breast Feeding

Breast Feeding

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#13

Is That Earth?

Is That Earth?

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#14

Noun

Noun

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#15

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

I Am 5'1". I Asked My 6'2" Husband To Hang A Mirror For Me

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#16

Organ Donor

Organ Donor

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#17

Brown Cow

Brown Cow

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#18

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

Caught My Girlfriend Eating These "Christmas Cookies". They're Dog Treats

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#19

Doctors And Nurses

Doctors And Nurses

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#20

Black And White Past

Black And White Past

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#21

"Erect"

"Erect"

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#22

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

I See Your Wife Cable Opening Skills And Raise You My Girlfriend's Avocado Cutting Skills

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#23

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

My Friend's Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster

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#24

I'm Dumb

I'm Dumb

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#25

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

My Girlfriend And I Are Having A Contest To See Who's The Best Cook. I Walked In On Her Trying To Cook A Steak. I Think I Might Win This One.

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#26

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

So My Buddy Took His Girlfriend Flyfishing

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#27

Plastic Plant

Plastic Plant

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#28

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

Girlfriend Asked If I Was Doing Drugs

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#29

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This Image And Asked "Is This A HDMI Cabel?"

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#30

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

She Just Wanted To Keep The Cheese Fresh

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#31

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers

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#32

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

How I Know My Girlfriend Was Cooking Today

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#33

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

My Hubby Tried To Bake Cookies Tonight. On A Cooling Rack

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#34

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

Wife Asked Me To Get Her A Mounds Bar At The Store. I Spent 5 Minutes Looking Because I Only Saw Spunow Bars

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#35

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

Wife Asked Me To Get Period Pads. I Got Granny Leakage Pads

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best to send him a picture of the desired pads to his phone - so many brands, so many options.

#36

Wife's Chic Jeans

Wife's Chic Jeans

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#37

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

My Boyfriend Put This Up On His Fridge Last April. I Left Him A Note

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#38

Be Careful What You Clean

Be Careful What You Clean

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#39

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

So My Girlfriend Needed My Help Hanging This

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#40

WWI

WWI

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#41

Anchorman

Anchorman

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#42

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

My Friend's Girlfriend Walks Into Our Apartment And Said "Wow You Guys Really Love Physics!"

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#43

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

Offered To Clean The House For "Husband Points" While The Wife Was Out Of Town. Hired A Maid But Didn't Check The Work. Busted!

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#44

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare

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#45

Optional Stop

Optional Stop

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#46

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

I Was At Work And He Decided It Was Time To Do Dishes

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#47

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

My Husband Tried Cutting His Hair By Himself

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#48

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

Asked My Girlfriend To Get Us Some Firewood. She Came Back With This

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#49

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

I Told My Husband The Towels Go In The Kitchen, So He Put Them There

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#50

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

Wife Asked Me "Is That Thing Full Of Coffee?"

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#51

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

Forgot Keys To Lock Up My Bike This Morning. Asked The Wife To Do It For Me

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#52

I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe

I Asked My Husband To Grab Me Some Make-Up Remover At The Store. He Came Back With This. Thanks For Trying, Babe

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#53

I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific

I Asked My Wife For A Shower Sponge And Beard Brush. Next Time I Need To Be More Specific

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#54

Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time

Asked My Husband To Clasp My Bra This Morning. I Think It Was His First Time

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#55

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

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#56

My Wife Asked If The Artichoke Flavored Beer I Was Drinking Was Good

My Wife Asked If The Artichoke Flavored Beer I Was Drinking Was Good

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#57

I Told My Husband To Buy Some Tortillas

I Told My Husband To Buy Some Tortillas

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#58

Raspberries And Blueberries

Raspberries And Blueberries

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#59

I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This

I Was Running Late, So I Asked My Wife To Get The Grill Going. I Came Home To This

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#60

Do You Think I'm Stupid? The Wife Asked

Do You Think I'm Stupid? The Wife Asked

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#61

Wife Asked Me To Drive Her Car To Work And Check The Air In The Tires Because The Light Came On "The Other Day"

Wife Asked Me To Drive Her Car To Work And Check The Air In The Tires Because The Light Came On "The Other Day"

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#62

Asked My Girlfriend To Put The Hummus In A Tupperwear Container, This Is Not What I Meant

Asked My Girlfriend To Put The Hummus In A Tupperwear Container, This Is Not What I Meant

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#63

God Bless My Girlfriend. She Is Trying

God Bless My Girlfriend. She Is Trying

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Agree to Disagree
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No...no that's the right thing to do. The adapters make sure the appropriate and most efficient supply of electricity reaches the device, I doubt those usb outlets are all vooc compatible...

#64

Rolling Food

Rolling Food

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#65

I Wish My Girlfriend Told Me She Was Afraid Of Heights Before Going On The Ferris Wheel

I Wish My Girlfriend Told Me She Was Afraid Of Heights Before Going On The Ferris Wheel

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#66

Fire Near My Town Forced Us To Evacuate. I Asked My Girlfriend To Grab My External Hard Drive Since I Was At Work. She Brought Me These. At Least She Tried

Fire Near My Town Forced Us To Evacuate. I Asked My Girlfriend To Grab My External Hard Drive Since I Was At Work. She Brought Me These. At Least She Tried

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#67

I Asked My Husband To Get Some Last-Minute Daycare Supplies. This Is What Happened

I Asked My Husband To Get Some Last-Minute Daycare Supplies. This Is What Happened

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#68

So I Asked My Girlfriend To Pour Me A Beer

So I Asked My Girlfriend To Pour Me A Beer

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#69

Not Okay

Not Okay

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#70

I Asked My Girlfriend To Make Me A Mars Bar Slice

I Asked My Girlfriend To Make Me A Mars Bar Slice

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