Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever

What did she just say? :D

I heard one similar to this: 'my wife said that women are better at multitasking than men, so I told her to shut up and sit down, she couldn't do either!'

MEN !!

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I am so sick of this sexist b******t. Sure. Let's just reinforce gender bias. Nope.

That's because you tend to date mommies who bring their little ones with them. ;D

Same thing with the cockroaches here!

stop playing the clown

'Then, it happens all over again...'

Wow they take there s**t seriously....lol

True that!

Definitely

isnt it weird that after Tuesday, the next 3's first letters spell WTF. so definitely right

I regret not sleeping then... I over sleep now though!

Though for me, I can't fall asleep during the daytime, even now! Unless it is on the car, then I sleep like a baby. (I don't drive)

I miss ten hours sleep ins as a teenager on the weekends.

Again, no lies detected.

Whenever I raised his hand, he claims he did it himself.

Wow! One of those pop up says that I am posting comments too fast, told me to slooow doooown. 😂

At first I read 'psycho choke in isis' well tahts what it sounded like

To believe it's not the same with to be capable of..but funny nonetheless xD

I wonder if they will get an electronic sign to replace this one when it is replaced? :D

Best

😂

Ouch!

Lots of 'Air & Space' there though, I'll bet. :D

Actually there are things inside the Air and Space museum. No joke.

That's a perfect Steven Wright quote if ever there was one. https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/steven_wright

surely there should have been enough 'space' to breathe some 'air'

No wonder it was tense. Nobody knows which route to take. ;D

As a grammar freak, I LOVE this joke 🤣

Was the Bar named 'Inception' ?

And a bit anti heroic

Awww that's so sweet 😊😇💝

Very ant-y

Ants got antagonistic on seeing this sign. They say this statement has no antecedence.

anti hero for sure

This is probably the wisest one of all their posts. And most educations are learned outside the classroom too. :D

Yep -- them eduACtions are costly.

Eduaction?

is the spelling mistake in education is sarcasm or not?

Glad that im not scared of spiders, as a girl

I would be running six feet above the ground! *Shudders*

must be one hell of a big spider web

Add a huge spider and it would be at least a months worth of cardio, if not even a year. And vocal training, too

*grates cheese in Switzerland* 'excuse me?'

Ingrates

Ahahahahahaha....

I guess your mother traded it in for a ladder that was more user friendly. :D

My brain must be turning into mush...i had to read this twice before I got the joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I read bladder...

Then would this sign even exist ?

Then you wouldn't exist, silly!