What did she just say? :D

That's because you tend to date mommies who bring their little ones with them. ;D

'Then, it happens all over again...'

I regret not sleeping then... I over sleep now though!

Whenever I raised his hand, he claims he did it himself.

I wonder if they will get an electronic sign to replace this one when it is replaced? :D

Lots of 'Air & Space' there though, I'll bet. :D

No wonder it was tense. Nobody knows which route to take. ;D

And a bit anti heroic

This is probably the wisest one of all their posts. And most educations are learned outside the classroom too. :D

Glad that im not scared of spiders, as a girl

*grates cheese in Switzerland* 'excuse me?'

I guess your mother traded it in for a ladder that was more user friendly. :D

Then would this sign even exist ?

Yeah, ain't menopause a b***h? ;D

Maybe bear grills can tell you

lmao this one needs more upvotes

They tried to make me go to rehab...

every morning when i Wake up

Perhaps this is also a "sign" of a less than adequate moral character. :O

This is the most appealing one in the bunch.

Well after all, as they say, "Variety Really is the Spice of Life". ;D

Your cardiologist buys a new yacht.

If one is carrying a red balloon, I'm out'a there. 🤔

Still better than Trump.

O_o well this just got dark...

It's always "truck month."

No No No please stop!

What if IT's carrying a red balloon in one hand? 😱

Unfortunately, if you can't get over the first one, you are now stuck with another,....and another,.....and..............

Kermit the frog likes it

shouldn't it be 'Start to Think' and 'Stop to forget' ?

Aff... Moderation didn't come along.

Winter is coming...

This one's messing with my mind ...

In french we say "à tes souhaits", which basically means "to your wishes". We actually don't have anything related to religion to say if someone sneeze :D

so now its the wife... wait... wat...

Try a meterstick.

It makes one looooooooooong Week

Isn't that what it's all about?