40 Times People Misused Quotation Marks And Made It Weird

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Spice up any Facebook "comment" with random quotation marks

14points

Caridina Japonica 5 years ago

Spice up any Facebook comment with "random" quotation marks

12points

Lisa loves cats 5 years ago

Spice up any facebook comment with random “quotation” marks

10points

Night Owl 5 years ago

Spice up any "Facebook" comment with random quotation marks

7points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

Spice "up" any Facebook comment with random quotation marks.

3points

Atlas 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

2points

Honey 5 years ago

I wish I could up-vote this more than once.

6points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

Middle one is the best

4points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

I love this. It should be used when teaching English as a foreign language!

4points

Laura Crawley 5 years ago

How “fun”

2points

Nia Loves Art 5 years ago

We all know that the “baby” is a dog.

2points

Donna Reynolds 5 years ago

Lol. Good one.

2points

Lukyan Terdal 5 years ago

Congrats "on" your baby

1point

Carol Tacey 5 years ago

This would be "me" !

1point

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LOL!!!!!

1point

#2

Oh No, Timmy

Final score:

315points

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Mooncut 5 years ago

That kid has seen some scarring things

143points

LuckyL 5 years ago

and probably will see more judging by the look of "officer" Sandusky

42points

Hans 5 years ago

And that officer will likely show even scarrier ones...

10points

Quintessence 5 years ago

why wouldn't he be scarred he's with "Officer" Sandusky

5points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Naah, I think those are his eyebrows, not scars ... ;-)

5points

Marky Mark 5 years ago

I think thats Officer Jerry Sandusky, the former coach of the Penn State Football team...

10points

Jennifer Cassada 5 years ago

Yeah..that's the joke. It says Penn State Press on the left.

2points

Full Name 5 years ago

If you zoom in on his badge is says NAMBLA

9points

Logan Scaggs 5 years ago (edited)

@FullName I'm at school and I just looked up NAMBLA and I'm pretty sure I just got flagged by the school's administration and the government/ FBI

2points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

And he looks like a card carrying member.

2points

Lilli 5 years ago

what is that?

1point

Soupcat 5 years ago

That "Officer" diving a lime green coupe, makes me think Timmy might not make it to the end of this book. Also did anyone else notice "Penn state press" on the upper left...

8points

Master Markus 5 years ago

I get the impression that this might be edited...

2points

Lisa loves cats 5 years ago

Timmy get out TIMMY

6points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago (edited)

Why are they on a road trip and why is he looking at poor Timmy like that??

6points

Michelle Dodson 5 years ago

Run, Timmy, Run!

5points

Alice Laughs 5 years ago

Hey! Hey Sandusky! Eyes on the road!

5points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Amber alert!

4points

Panda Kicki 5 years ago

And the era of no seatbelts..

4points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

Holy c**p - you're right!!! :O

2points

#3

Starbucks Is Offering Everything These Days

Final score:

278points

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Full Name 5 years ago

Gotta supplement that barista income somehow.

144points

Geoffrey Holland 5 years ago

Tell them you have some extra cream.

13points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I was excited about this, but all they gave me was another coffee. Very disappointing.

21points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

Wow I might just have to visit Starbucks more often now "wink wink"

7points

Ed Souza 5 years ago

I'll have a grande mocha with a happy ending please.

6points

Elsker 5 years ago

Where does it say that second serving is complimentary?....

5points

.gas. 5 years ago

(*barista raises fist) I got yer second service right here, pal!

5points

Peter Di Bussolo 5 years ago

Extra fappucino ;)

5points

Teddy Szubski 5 years ago

I don't like where this is going

4points

Jessie Cooper 5 years ago

So that's why Starbucks is so expensive!

3points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

Is there a VIP room now? This is moving very close to the movie Idirocracy

3points

Ron Belmonte 4 years ago (edited)

Starbucks 2505! "Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job"

0points

Bored Panda spoke with Searchlights, one of the moderators for the '"Suspiciously" Used Quotation Marks' community on Reddit. We wanted to find out more about the subreddit, as well as why people misuse quotation marks.

"Misused quotation marks are something I've often noticed in daily life, and after seeing some caught-in-the-wild examples posted to subreddits like r/funny I got to thinking that it's an example of absurdity that is prevalent enough to have its own subreddit," Searchlights said about the founding of the community. "The challenges I've had in growing the subreddit has largely been a matter of time. The sub gains 10 to 15 subscribers per day organically, but on days when a post makes the front page I'll see an influx of hundreds or thousands of new subscribers. That usually happens a half a dozen times a year."

"The persistent problem with the subreddit is quality control. There are a lot of submissions that are redundant or that people just don't find to be funny."

#4

I Feel So Sorry For That Actor

Final score:

247points

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Aaron W 5 years ago

There is no act IV.

201points

Teddy Szubski 5 years ago

Shut up and take my upvote

13points

Rowlie 5 years ago

This is not only a spoiler alert

13points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

It's Checkov's Gun. You cannot hang this not and then NOT shoot.

3points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

Now hiring actors. Life insurance for "accidents" recommended.

10points

Master Markus 5 years ago

There's a reason they needed several understudies.

6points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

Underline, not quotations!

3points

Panda Kicki 5 years ago

Very final end to act 3...

3points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

I really hope they meant: blank "gunshot"!

2points

AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago

Actually part of the plot of the opera "Tosca"....

2points

Alex Walford 1 year ago

Are u sure it’s a blank?

1point

Anders Kvammen 4 years ago

This aged badly

1point

(((Sherlocat))) she/her 2 years ago

Alec Baldwin is ageing badly...

0points

#5

A "Loving Tribute"

Final score:

237points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

That went south

150points

Yugan Talovich 5 years ago

Beat me to it! Take my upvote.

14points

Amy Frank 5 years ago

Deep south

6points

Oscar Guerrero 5 years ago

"south"

1point

Shelli Aderman 5 years ago

And quickly, too!

0points

Cra-Z cat lady 5 years ago

The door to the internet winning circle is right over there....

0points

So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 5 years ago

Stole the word right out of my mouth

0points

Lingon 5 years ago

They could have a twisted sense of humour, asking for the quotation marks just to make people wonder.

8points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I hope you are right. I like a twisted sense of humor.

3points

MadDawg 5 years ago

RIP Jen and Ted, who will always be "lovingly" remembered.

7points

Soupcat 5 years ago

For some reason i pictured Jen and Ted asking a "friend" to do something nice for them if they died first. Strong move with the wooden rail memorial.

4points

ELIZABETH A HIGBIE 5 years ago

Yeah, yeah, YEAH!!! Everyone is “Nice” once they’re “Gone”! 🤣

3points

Kathy Baylis 5 years ago

Well, we don’t know Ted and Jen. This could be intentional.

2points

Layla Corman 5 years ago

That is a definite burn! Ouch!

2points

Donna Reynolds 5 years ago

Bless their souls.

2points

(((Sherlocat))) she/her 1 year ago

"Bless" their "souls".

1point

Connie Martin 5 years ago

This is so sad. Just disrespects them, which I'm sure wasn't the intent.

1point

dukethedog 5 years ago

oof

1point

#6

This Is What I Think Of Your So-Called Allergy

Final score:

227points

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Poppy Petal 5 years ago

I love it how they make a distiction between "chicken or meat".

115points

Lingon 5 years ago

Jollof rice is a dish that are made with chicken, meet (what kind depends on how poor you are, so it can be beef or sheep as an example) or fish. It would be equivalent to a western restaurant offering pasta with different condiments, like tomatoe sauce or cheese sauce. I used to live in West Africa, jollof rice is soo good.

9points

Joshua Seaman 5 years ago

This is absolutely a translation error. These dishes are W. African, and in French, "viande" is the general word for "meat", but is not used to refer to poultry or white meat.

4points

Edgar Rops 5 years ago

With modern poultry farming technologies I would also make a distinction...

3points

Vicky Zar 5 years ago

It could be a translation error. For example, they could have meant beef. For a long time I thought beef is simply meat, not any specific kind.

2points

.gas. 5 years ago

We won't change anything. We just want to know about them.

5points

Ed Souza 5 years ago

"allergies" SURE!

5points

MadDawg 5 years ago

If I eat peanuts I will "die"

4points

Laura G 5 years ago

Funny!!!

0points

Whiterain25 furry 5 years ago

'just why tho' - the allergy fam

2points

Kjorn 5 years ago

yeah… i have gluten ''allergies''... so many people pretend to have it

2points

Chris Jones 5 years ago

No. Sigh. So few people truly understand how the human body and gluten really works. 🙄

1point

Panda Kicki 5 years ago (edited)

They probably actually get customers with "allergies".. "No, I am allegic to xx but I will just have it for dessert" After staff prepper all food at a separate table.

2points

Guy MacGregor 5 years ago

Or they just follow the trend

0points

Jo Browne 5 years ago

I have an allergy to the colour of the sign

1point

Katinka Min 5 years ago

At least, this one is not misused

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago (edited)

You're not "dying" because you ate our food, you were "dying" anyway

1point

Bored Panda was interested to figure out why so many people find it hard to grasp how quotation marks should be used. Here's what Searchlights had to say: "I tend to think it's related to the challenge of finding nuance and tone in text. People want to emphasize a word, and for whatever reason they think putting it in quotations gets them there."

"Generally, the use of quotation marks (when they're not an actual quotation) carries a connotation of sarcasm, or of a tongue-in-cheek admission that the thing in quotes isn't actually what it's said to be. That's what has the effect of making the statement suspicious," they explained. "My favorite examples usually come from the food service industry. There's something alarming about chicken being written dubiously as "chicken" (what is it, really?)"

#7

My Husband Was Given This Notepad At His New Job. Most Discouraging Use Of Quotation Marks

Final score:

215points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

We will "pay" You, You will get "promoted"

182points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

I will "work" for you.

25points

Lisa loves cats 5 years ago

You are a “special” employee

9points

Quintessence 5 years ago

You are a "valuable" member of this "friendly" community, we'll "never" replace you

8points

A Water Bottle 5 years ago

You show lots of “promise”

7points

HorrorWeirdo 5 years ago

We ‘won’t’ fire you under ‘any’ circumstances.

1point

Gin 5 years ago

And it's Comic Sans

16points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

The mightiest font of them all!

4points

Aaron W 5 years ago

I look forward to "working" for you.

10points

Douglas Campbell 5 years ago

You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of life twice, then you energy.

4points

Mindy Keys 5 years ago

And to make matters worse, it is set in Comic Sans (p'tooey).

3points

Nicole Deibert 5 years ago

Nothing says “we care” like Comic Sans.

3points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

Nothing says we "care" like Comic Sans.

2points

Lauren Ringel 5 years ago

In Comic Sans no less....

3points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

I think what they meant to say is: YOU are "matter" to us!

3points

Luna Lovegood 5 years ago

The most discouraging thing is that it's written in comic sans.

3points

Connie Martin 5 years ago

Here's my "resignation letter."

2points

#8

Suspicious Church

Final score:

206points

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$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

That is a terrifying threat, to be fair.

137points

Rebecca Gichuki 5 years ago

So they'll be drowned!? Eep!

4points

varwenea 5 years ago

Actually, this one is correctly used. Threatening to baptize offenders is clearly an empty threat, so this is the correct usage of the quotation marks.

24points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago (edited)

I feel like there shouldn't be quotes at all because if the offender agreed to it he would definitely be baptized.

1point

.gas. 5 years ago

If you were baptized, would that make you eligible to be a church member, thus allowing you to keep your vehicle there?

11points

Debbie Kay 5 years ago

Regardless you would still have to attend the service while your parked there. The sign does say CHURCH PARKING ONLY

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Church parking. Only violators will be "baptized". or Church parking only. Violators will be "baptized". Punctuation marks matter.

7points

Dynein 5 years ago

Might well be intentional, this is clearly intended to deter people. Not that I disapprove of the inclusion in this list, though - it's nicely ominous.

5points

Johnny 5 years ago

That's probably a correct use of quotes - they waterboard you if you violate parking regulations.

4points

Francis 5 years ago

they baptize you with the police's water cannon :D

4points

Eirik Johnsbråten 5 years ago

Why do they only baptize violaters?

4points

Joshua Seaman 5 years ago

Am I the only one whose goes to thinking "baptized" means they're gonna pee on your car? 😝

3points

Jo Browne 5 years ago

...and repeat offenders will become missionaries to far lands

1point

#9

That Is Unsettling

Final score:

198points

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chi-wei shen 5 years ago

Companies doing their work "honestly" are way too common.

78points

Quintessence 5 years ago

Sad, but all too true.

2points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

And I "promise" to pay you

4points

(((Sherlocat))) she/her 1 year ago

To "pay" you!

1point

louis porter 5 years ago

"Video inspection"...while you're showering?

2points

Otaku panda 5 years ago

Sounds legit

2points

Lucy O'Farrell 5 years ago

Run for the hills folks

2points

Douglas Campbell 5 years ago

We do it all. Honestly (we do) or We do it all (and do it ) honestly.

1point

Soupcat 5 years ago

If you have to say it then i don't believe you.

1point

Alex Walford 1 year ago

Nope, they most definitely stole something.

0points

Lukyan Terdal 5 years ago

I'll fix it. We do it all, honestly! better.

0points

Bill Taylor 5 years ago

This is like the time Fox News called themselves "fair and balanced".

0points

According to the Macmillan Dictionary Blog, there are some very good reasons why people misuse quotes. Usually, quotation marks (aka inverted commas) are used for quotations (wow, what a shocker!), to denote the title of a book or movie or some unfamiliar words.

What’s more, we use quotation marks to show that we’re using a word with irony or to demonstrate our skepticism. After all, if you call someone a writer in your article, it’s a compliment; on the other hand, calling them a “writer” would be an insult! The Oxford Manual of Style calls these ‘scare quotes’ and explains that writers use them to distance themselves from the words in question.

#10

You Might Want To Clarify Your Acronym A Bit

Final score:

185points

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Aaron W 5 years ago

That's no way to treat your customers....

81points

LOttawa 5 years ago

Well... maybe some customers deserve to be treated this way :)

2points

The Girl on Fire 5 years ago

The fact that the store's name is 'JFK' is bad enough on its own

15points

Nia Loves Art 5 years ago

Where “Officer” Sandusky took Timmy.

13points

Alex Walford 1 year ago

LOL

0points

varwenea 5 years ago

FOR, just spell FOR. 🤦‍♀️

13points

Rowlie 5 years ago

Only for kids with bad grades maybe?

12points

Anna Wentz 5 years ago

I thought of something a bit darker

8points

Robert Bailey 5 years ago

Does "Officer" Sandusky work here?

7points

Kali Fugatte 5 years ago

What are they even trying to say here?

7points

Susan Gardner 5 years ago

Good question. Just FOR Kids?

3points

Dolevaal 5 years ago

Hello, I'd like to speak to FBI please.

4points

louis porter 5 years ago

Sex offender can't get a job, becomes an entrepreneur

4points

#11

So Many Questions

Final score:

185points

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Full Name 5 years ago

Is this real'?

102points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

Lol I hope "not" XD

30points

Quintessence 5 years ago

Of course it's "real"

11points

Coolleen 5 years ago

It's Corky Booze, a Richmond CA councilmember. Not former NY governor David Patterson as suggested below.

3points

spharoe 5 years ago

It really is that bad.

2points

CJ 5 years ago

"yes"

2points

Full Name 5 years ago

I meant my question literally. This has to be photoshop. It doesn't make sense any other way.

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Finally a slogan that every politician can use and it isn't even a collection of lies.

10points

Kjorn 5 years ago

this ''sentence'' is ''really'' confusing ''by'' the ''use'' of ''the'' quotes

9points

Eric Forster 5 years ago

"Vote" for my comment.

3points

Danielle Renee 5 years ago

fire your "graphic designer" now

3points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

Go back to school dude.

3points

Ed Souza 5 years ago

quotation and caps overload.

3points

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Pathetic !!!

1point

Jacey Lynn 5 years ago

That’s just bad

1point

Marilynn Hanson 5 years ago

Corky Booze! Richmond California

1point

#12

I Don't Think I've Ever Been More Intimidated By A Piece Of Mail

Final score:

181points

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Cordelia 5 years ago (edited)

So what was in the envelope??? 👀👀👀👀

88points

Lily Mac Dennard 5 years ago

a world war 3 draft note

88points

MoZ 5 years ago

Covfefe!

48points

Super Hero Fan Girl 5 years ago

Lies and Cheeto dust

36points

arjelio mas 5 years ago

Rally attendance money.

25points

EM 5 years ago

My Pa got one and inside is a letter of thanks and his signature.

18points

Lynn Biasini McElfresh 5 years ago

LIES, of course!!

13points

Quintessence 5 years ago

why a special "gift" of course

12points

Arlene Reber 5 years ago

It looks like this person was going to return it to the sender, but it looks like a 3rd class piece of mail which unless it has some kind of endorsement on it, gets thrown away. The better thing to do is see if they enclosed a prepaid envelope. than cut everything up but that envelope and stuff it in there. The company has to pay for postage when they receive it. I doubt this had one.

8points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

I'm not going to ruin the surprise.

7points

Sunzilla 5 years ago

Probably MAGAt stickers and a pre-completed deposit slip - you just need to sign and go to the bank...

6points

Signe Manat Hansen 5 years ago

Russian pee

5points

Berdarien Brown 5 years ago

What's in the box. Come on what's in the box.

3points

Marnie 5 years ago

I sometimes see comments marked as deleted. How do they get deleted? I don't see an option to delete any of my comments?

3points

Laszlo Bazso 4 years ago

The name of his hairstylist...

2points

1k Phew 5 years ago

A "gift" ;)

2points

Jessie Cooper 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Run..

6points

Laura Elonen 5 years ago

Have a "nice" dose of Anthrax.

5points

Eredyn IreMist 5 years ago

I'm not sure if I'm more scared about the Donald Trump part or the "gift" part...

5points

Miranda Panda 5 years ago

weeelllll.... what was "it"???

3points

Imma Letchoofinish 5 years ago

It's his 2015 tax returns! OPEN IT!

3points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

But in that case, it would be an actual gift, not a pretend "gift"... Right?

1point

Jay Wilson 5 years ago

Don't worry, it's just a "small package" inside.

2points

Jenn Unicorn Popping 5 years ago (edited)

Hey is this like the sweepstakes with Ed McMahon? Trump will show up at your door with a "huge" cheque...?

2points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

You mean a huge "cheque"!

1point

Audrey Davis _ Student - BuggES 5 years ago

It says no thanks XD

1point

Nino Reisen 5 years ago

Why man i not surprised

1point

Now, here’s the (geeky) fun part: whereas some people stress a certain word by bolding it, underlining it or writing it in italics, certain individuals do this by putting quotation marks around them. And that’s wrong. Because most other people know that using inverted commas this way opens up the door to hidden meanings, sarcasm, and moral judgments.

But quotation marks aren’t the only abused part of punctuation. Commas have it hard, too, you guys. In fact, they get so upset when they get ignored that they completely change the meanings of some sentences out of revenge.

Look at the sentence “Let’s go get a little Italian, baby,” courtesy of Your Dictionary. It’s clear that the speaker’s suggesting to their partner that they should go out for Italian food. But! Remove the comma and the sentence changes! Now, the speaker’s suggesting to their partner that they go find a small child from Italy. Whoops!

#13

Don't Know How I Feel About This "Plastic Surgeon"

Final score:

171points

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Full Name 5 years ago

As opposed to imaginary?

56points

Sinead O 5 years ago

As opposed to Board Certified

13points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

As opposed to Fake

7points

Layla Corman 5 years ago

As opposed to the one that is at the end of the sketchiest street, in the basement, with old equipment, just a bottle of alcohol for sterilization and an old, torn massage table.

2points

Chris Jones 5 years ago (edited)

Reminds me of this bag of crisps I saw made with what they called real ingredients. Instead of pretend ones I assume. Sack the marketing agency if you meant natural ingredients.

2points

Christopher Elliott 5 years ago

as opposed to without a license

0points

Porto DaMartinica 5 years ago

As opposed to Bronze Surgeon

0points

Jenn Unicorn Popping 5 years ago

When they pull out the industrial sized caulking gun is when I would question how "real" they are...!

3points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Thanks, but I'll keep my butt as it is.

3points

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

Translation: Done by a guy that watched half an episode of Nip/Tuck.

2points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

And several episodes of 'Botched'

1point

Laura Crawley 5 years ago

He must “be in touch with his “true” self” How existential

1point

Jo B. Ventura Gurule 5 years ago

OH MY GOD!! This is in Kihei, HI where I live!!!

1point

Barry Tilles 7 months ago

Did anyone else read this as 𝑆𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝐿𝑖𝑝𝑜?

0points

Ayasophya Alturas 5 years ago

" R E A L "

0points

Lukyan Terdal 5 years ago

perhaps the surgeon's made of plastic.

0points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Confidence zero on this one.

0points

#14

I Don't Know If I Want To Visit This So-Called "Church" Of Yours

Final score:

164points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

Perfect for "officer" Sandusky

157points

Peggy Fredmeyster 5 years ago

😂😂😂😂

4points

Jacey Lynn 5 years ago

Lol

1point

Barbara Conklin-Gill 5 years ago

yep

0points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago (edited)

Looks like a real "safe" ride.

8points

alwaysMispelled 5 years ago

Oh man, that is fuuuucked up!

6points

Cordelia 5 years ago

Hmmmmm... Is it tho?? 🤔🤔

5points

Diane Brock 5 years ago

This made me LOL, literally! "Literally?" ...

4points

MadDawg 5 years ago

I'll bet there's also no candy in there

3points

Musashi 5 years ago

"Great job disguising the van for the drug run Marcus. You blotted out the license plate, ditched the seats, and painted "Church Van" in the back like I texted you. Gimme 5!

1point

Sue Sanders 5 years ago

It's not really, but maybe, or on even-numbered days, or - or - or - or - - - -

1point

Agfox 5 years ago

Missing the "Free Hugs"

1point

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

"Free Candy"! Don't worry, it's from "Officer" Sandusky...

2points

Meami 5 years ago

This just needs a Pedo Bear and it would be good to go...

1point

#15

Suspicious Quotes

Final score:

164points

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Dynein 5 years ago

Sounds like not wearing one and dying might be the preferable option...

89points

Bláthnaid O’Loughlin 5 years ago

Oh that’s horrifying with the quotation marks 😂

4points

Imma Letchoofinish 5 years ago

The quotes are just about as annoying as the space between WE and AR in WEAR. WE AR YOURS

3points

louis porter 5 years ago

Lieutenant Dan?

2points

Layla Corman 5 years ago

"Warning"

2points

Toujin C'Thlu 5 years ago

He's undead now, and will devour your soul if you're not wearing a helmet.

2points

Porto DaMartinica 5 years ago

ooooh choosen undead

1point

Ice cube 5 years ago

Is that a grave behind that sign?

2points

Elijah Snow 5 years ago

The real meaning of this is just depressing. That the owner of this helmet still lives, but not really, most probably out of a nasty guilt.

1point

Anna Murashev 5 years ago

"Lives" in our hearts

0points

What's In Your Head? 5 years ago

They probably mean he "lives" on through his helmet, because it's put up for a "good cause" now. XD

0points

So remember, Pandas, write Fresh Fish instead of “Fresh” Fish and I Love That Dress, Sweetheart instead of I “Love” That Dress, Sweetheart. Unless you want to lose customers or get into an argument with your spouse, that is. And remember to put commas where they’re supposed to go.

#16

Sir This Is The "Police"

Final score:

158points

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Aaron W 5 years ago

The quotation marks should only be around one of those words. Doesn't matter which one.

57points

A human i guess 5 years ago

“Professional” Law Enforcement Professional “Law” Enforcement Professional Law “Enforement”

3points

Mike Crow 5 years ago

As a whole it is a quote

2points

Terry Rex 1 year ago

Don't know which one though. None of them seem right.

0points

Jon S. 5 years ago

I feel like the dude in the picture is trying to give us a hidden message. There is some esoteric link between his palm and the one offering psychic readings.

7points

Laly Lynch 5 years ago

Is that cop getting a psychic reading while "on duty"?

3points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Professional Law Enforcement is arresting an armed robber without any shots fired. "Professional Law Enforcement" is shooting an unarmed woman who reported a crime.

2points

Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

Once it's a whole phrase it begins to look like a quote, though, which is an acceptable use of quotation marks. Like they were reviewed by Huffington Post or something.

1point

Claire Talltree 5 years ago

I'd like to see the "unprofessional law enforcement" instead...

1point

N S 5 years ago

Well, US cops' shoot-first-ask-questions-later mentality is truly "deserving" of quotation marks.

1point

Amber Turk 4 years ago

All police cars in California should have this written on them. Also, our speed limit signs should be SPEED LIMIT "65"....our stop sign should say "STOP".

0points

Wei Lee 4 years ago

This sounds like a "Sting"

0points

Bettye McKee 5 years ago

People don't know how to use quote marks, apostrophes, or semicolons, but it would be to their advantage to refresh their memory. The information is available to all, just Google it, but the problem is that they just don't care.

0points

#17

Should I Doubt The Safety Of My Holidays?

Final score:

155points

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Aaron W 5 years ago

Beware of the person who wrote that sign....

44points

Lisa loves cats 5 years ago

Beware of who “wrote” that sign

4points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

On the flip side have you seen this family? They disappeared last week...

6points

alwaysMispelled 5 years ago

Hahaha!

1point

Soupcat 5 years ago

Is it just me or do they look like they are reaching out for help a little bit..

5points

Well, I Tried 5 years ago

You shouldn't "doubt" the sign. You're "overreacting" I'm sure it's perfectly "safe"

2points

Imma Letchoofinish 5 years ago

You will die on this vacation

2points

A Water Bottle 5 years ago

They will take your children for “safekeeping”

2points

Rowlie 5 years ago

Your family of four may become family of three- they warned You

2points

Kona 2 years ago

the n's looked too much like m's to me so I misread it as "emjoy your 'safe' holidays om Rodos!"

1point

Dolevaal 5 years ago (edited)

Well, if thats not trustworthy...

0points

Amaranthim Talon 5 years ago

Cue "Jaws" music... (see what I did there?)

0points

#18

"Sober"

Final score:

147points

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Ruby 5 years ago

I'm staying 'sober' all weekend.

18points

alwaysMispelled 5 years ago

He/She gets the DUI so you don't have to!

3points

Elsker 5 years ago

it seems to me a lot of these use the quatations to emphasize words... weird folks

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

"Sober" as in I manage to stay just below the legal limit for drunk driving.

1point

Dolevaal 5 years ago

This is dumb s**t. Everyone whos driving a car should stay sober while doing so. You have a heavy, fast and blood dangerous thing under your feet that can f*****g kill a dozen of people.

0points

Laura Crawley 5 years ago

Crack is “Wack”

0points

Eric Forster 5 years ago

I'll drink to that.

0points

Sue Sanders 5 years ago

Well, that's big-a*s comfort.

0points

EtherealSponge 5 years ago

This is a pretty bad message anyways

0points

No you didn't 5 years ago

That's "comforting".

0points

#19

"Befriended"

Final score:

141points

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Thomas Price 5 years ago

Not misused at all

224points

mummy pig 5 years ago

Even the skull is winking:D

12points

Kjorn 5 years ago

i befriend her all night long

6points

Whiterain25 furry 5 years ago

bruh what is the context

4points

meme lord 5 years ago

SANS YOU MOTHER-

3points

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

I gave her a damned good "befriending" ;)

3points

Alexander Brior 5 years ago

Little white... “friendliness pellets”.

2points

mr toto 5 years ago

Stiffler's mum

2points

Audrey Davis _ Student - BuggES 5 years ago

SANS HOW COULD YOU!?

1point

Aria 5 years ago

I NEEDED AN UNDERTALE/DELTA RUNE REFERENCE, THANK YOU!

1point

#20

I'd Rather Not Touch The 'Rock', Thanks

Final score:

129points

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chi-wei shen 5 years ago

I don't want to know what they mean with the 'cave'.

88points

Valentina Vitale 4 years ago

Haaaa

0points

alwaysMispelled 5 years ago

Why do so many people not understand how to use quotation marks??!!!

4points

Chris Jones 5 years ago

And are allowed to make signs.

1point

M O'Connell 5 years ago

I imagine "rock" is in quotes due to this being a fallen stalagmite or stalactite, as opposed to the local bedrock, and they are encouraging visitors to touch this piece as opposed to the walls of the cave itself.

3points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

Awww, darn it, you're ruining the weird hilarity with your logical realism!

3points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

For $80 Gwynneth Paltrow will show you what it smells like.

3points

Lukyan Terdal 5 years ago

Is it one of those weird rocks that give you superpowers?

2points

(((Sherlocat))) she/her 1 year ago

One of those weird "rocks"!

1point

Honey 5 years ago

cave of wonders?

2points

Kathy Baylis 5 years ago

Eww!

1point

Lynn Biasini McElfresh 5 years ago

MUSH?

1point

Imma Letchoofinish 5 years ago

This 'rock' is 'poop'

1point

Adrian Ceroni 4 years ago

When you get coaxed into visiting the Sarlaac pit.

0points

#21

I Also "Love" My Job

Final score:

129points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

Don't we all?

53points

Chris Jones 5 years ago (edited)

I might but I don't know what the job is.

1point

Luna Lovegood 5 years ago

Oh no this wasn't inaccurate use of quotation marks.

2points

Jellybear 5 years ago

I also "love" picking up my dog's poop! Don't you guys?

1point

Rachel Ann 5 years ago

Tbh I don’t think the quotation marks were misplaced in this one

1point

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

I love my "job".

1point

Lucy O'Farrell 5 years ago

Me "too"

1point

Laura Crawley 5 years ago

If I could write random s**t on a chalkboard and get paid I’d “love” my job too Looser

0points

Debbie 5 years ago

looks real

0points

Sue Sanders 5 years ago

But - in truth - you don't really. Yeah?

0points

Pamela 5 years ago

But I really hate it!!!

0points

#22

Rightfully Suspicious Quotes

Final score:

125points

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Aaron W 5 years ago

In this case the marks are actually used correctly.

204points

Chris DiFonso 5 years ago

Yes, similar to Donald Trump "won" the 2016 election

15points

Ocho Kawoq 5 years ago

Not really. Single quotation marks are used to indicate a quote within a quote. The proper use would be double quotation marks, as in "wins"

1point

Erika Leon 5 years ago

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St. John 5 years ago

That's not suspicious quote - that's just how it is and always has been in Russia.

6points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

And America adopted the practice.

3points

N S 5 years ago (edited)

They forgot to put "News" in quotation marks.. as in Sky "News"

2points

EeveeCatStudios YT 5 years ago

Does anyone see blood falls?

1point

Bean59 5 years ago

yeah, sounds interesting

0points

Thunder 5 years ago

Yeah ‘breaking’ news...

1point

Eric Forster 5 years ago

President Putin is your "friend."

1point

Kathy Baylis 5 years ago (edited)

Yeah, but only because he made sure his was the only name on the ballot, after all of his challengers met the business end of a Russian umbrella.

1point

Lynn Biasini McElfresh 5 years ago

It was a given. No losing here.

1point

Imma Letchoofinish 5 years ago

This usage is correct.

1point

Danielle Renee 5 years ago

that seems right

1point

#23

Stop Mom! Free "Face Painting"

Final score:

118points

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St. John 5 years ago

For mom, not for children...

73points

Joshua Seaman 5 years ago

lmfao 😂😂😂

3points

Yugan Talovich 5 years ago

Mom, will you PLEASE stop painting my face already!?

12points

Kali Fugatte 5 years ago

I feel like this is "Wrong Turn" territory...

8points

Lipp 5 years ago

no, really... Mom, Stop.

7points

Douglas Campbell 5 years ago

Tell mom to stop free face painting. She sucks at it.

5points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

"Free"

4points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

I don't know mom like that.

3points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

Mom? Mom, what are you doing? Mom? MOM? NO, MOM, STOP! AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

2points

Rascal Photo 5 years ago

Even better with Tell mom to stop as a directive :)

1point

Jace 5 years ago

Please, mom, for the love of god, stop!!!!

1point

#24

I Always Buy My "Candy" At My Local Bowling Alley

Final score:

117points

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Full Name 5 years ago

That sign needs to be on an unmarked van.

124points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

Or a van marked "Church Van" (with quotation marks)

16points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

Supplied by "Officer" Sandusky...

10points

Peggy Fredmeyster 5 years ago

Definitely on the "Church Van"!!! 😂😂

4points

EeveeCatStudios YT 5 years ago

Sandusky’s church van.

3points

katboxjanitor 5 years ago

Who do you thing runs that snack bar? The driver of the unmarked van lost his license to drive!

1point

GrumpyCat7 5 years ago

😂

0points

Marky Mark 5 years ago

I hope "Candy" isn't bound and gagged in the back room

6points

Carole Reid 5 years ago

Should I be laughing? I am.

0points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

"Bambi" is off this evening.

5points

John Mareing 5 years ago

Maybe by "candy" they mean drugs, cocaine, nose candy

3points

Erin Duff 5 years ago (edited)

They mean nose candy

3points

.gas. 5 years ago

Would have been funnier if it were Coca-Cola's "candy."

2points

Lisa Kwasnjuk 5 years ago

Now they have adult entertainment after hours.

1point

Fred Baumann 5 years ago

How much to ransom "Candy?" And what if we want an "Old Calzone?"

1point

Melissa Rosler 5 years ago

I want candy!

1point

Sue Sanders 5 years ago

Step inside, little ones, to learn what it REALLY is.

1point

#25

Uh, What Kinda Teacher Again?

Final score:

115points

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Kjorn 5 years ago

this one time at band camp...

15points

Renee Gauthier 5 years ago

Beat me to it.

3points

Firework 5 years ago

They probably think its like google where if they put quotation marks on it it'll appear in all the results

2points

(((Sherlocat))) she/her 1 year ago (edited)

"So you think maybe you'll be a prostitute. Just to pay for your lessons, you're learning the flute. Ladies wouldn't pay you very much for this. Looks like you'll never be a concert flautist." ~ 'Inner City Pressure' by Flight of the Conchords

1point

Jellybear 5 years ago

*pings*

1point

Grace Note Premium 5 years ago

He wants his organ blown.

1point

Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

Definitely used to be a euphemism used in classified ads, back in the day, as were 'French lessons' and 'Greek lessons'.

1point

Elijah Snow 5 years ago

Ping him.

1point

Helena Houzarová 5 years ago

What is he wanted for? Murder? Arson? Thievery?

1point

(((Sherlocat))) she/her 1 year ago

It's "Officer" Sandusky, and what he's "wanted" for is something else completely.

1point

Laura Crawley 5 years ago

Bwaaahhaa

0points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

LMFAO!!!!!

0points

#26

"Nothing" In Car

Final score:

111points

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Yugan Talovich 5 years ago

That's what a lot of people tell police officers.

68points

Erika Leon 5 years ago

They always find something.

3points

Edgar Rops 5 years ago

So you better don't touch "nothing", or "nothing" may happen to you.

7points

Rowlie 5 years ago

I "belived" it

7points

Joshua Seaman 5 years ago

The quotation marks alone make me want to break into that car to see what they're hiding. 😂

5points

Ashley Nell 5 years ago

Not suspicious at all.

5points

Lucy O'Farrell 5 years ago

Hmmmm... need to check out that trunk 😂

5points

Cordelia 5 years ago

Noting means something

5points

Judith Wilson 5 years ago

I wrote a large note similar to this and placed it under the windshield wiper. They took the note.

4points

*Clears throat* 5 years ago

Me trying to hide stuff from my mom:

3points

Grace Note Premium 5 years ago

... definitely not any dead bodies, officer.

2points

#27

Of Course. I Mean, What Else Would You Even Put In There

Final score:

106points

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I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉 5 years ago

There is a shop that has bongs but sells them as “essential oil pourers” and another place advertises them as “vases”.

72points

TrashPandaru 5 years ago

Lol I live in the UK, drug paraphernalia is legal to sell so our bongs are just called bongs 😂

7points

Mr. J's Girl 5 years ago

Meth pipes are sold as "oil burners" and crack pipes are sold as "flower stems" that they put one tiny flower from like a dollar store fake flower bouquet.

0points

Tabatha Godin-Maxon 5 years ago

2 lip vases

0points

Tabatha Godin-Maxon 5 years ago

2 lips vases

0points

John Louis 5 years ago

The use of quotations in this case might be appropriate. We all know that no one smokes tobacco out of bongs.

10points

Jon S. 5 years ago

Perhaps a suspicious use of quotation marks, but not wrong in this instance!

7points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

wink wink nudge nudge

5points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

But this isn't a blooper! They're using the quotation marks correctly in this case, because everyone knows these bongs aren't actually used for tobacco...

2points

Fred Baumann 5 years ago

Grandma's hookah water...

1point

Layla Corman 5 years ago (edited)

"Kitchen wares I guess?" "Cool! That's where I kept it too!" Only 90s kids will get this.

1point

Ms Phit 5 years ago

While marijuana is still illegal in many places in the US, the head shops are forbidden to mention it in relation to any of their products. In this case, they use terms like "herbal" "medicine" "tobacco" in place of the forbidden Pot/MJ. Thankfully this silly restriction is less common than it was even 5 years ago. Around the University area in my town some stores were required to refuse to sell to anyone who says mj/weed/pot/grass etc when discussing products with their staff. But the times, they are a- changing....

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago (edited)

"Strictly", "only"

1point

Maria Rib 4 years ago

This one is used correctly! That is, if you assume they aren't actually going to be used for tobacco.

0points

#28

Uhm?

Final score:

104points

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Well, that is reassuring. At least the doctor can see.

57points

Kathy Baylis 5 years ago

Well, he will. Soon, that is.

3points

Karasu 5 years ago

(Psst. It's "ophthalmology".)

3points

tuzdayschild 5 years ago

I do not think so

3points

Lisa Kwasnjuk 5 years ago

Not if I see my way OUT of your Opthalmology dept. first.

2points

Quinn Adaire 5 years ago

Why the ellipsis though? It makes it that much worse, lol.

1point

Susan L. Miller 5 years ago

Eye don't see it!

1point

Barry Tilles 7 months ago

Why is see capitalized?

0points

Terry Rex 1 year ago

I definitely would not go there for my eye "exam"

0points

Dana Jane Minter 5 years ago

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Debbie Kay 5 years ago

It's correct. Look it up

1point

#29

Yours? Hmm

Final score:

102points

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Lucy O'Farrell 5 years ago

The censorship makes it doubly suspicious 😂

72points

Lukyan Terdal 5 years ago

That's to avoid lawsuits

5points

Sea Urchin 5 years ago

Did someone steal a baby

10points

Kjorn 5 years ago

at least it wasn,t on 'beautiful'

9points

Super Hero Fan Girl 5 years ago

All I can think of is dead unicorn head

4points

Quinn Adaire 5 years ago

Who’s is it then?

1point

EeveeCatStudios YT 5 years ago

Boy, i love your censorship skill!

1point

Elizabeth Cottell 5 years ago

which one?

1point

Pamela 5 years ago

Kidnapped???

1point

Chris DiFonso 5 years ago

She wanted to be clear it wasn't another woman's beautiful baby, I guess

1point

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

No... that's the part she's clearly _not_ sure about!!

2points

Terry Rex 1 year ago

So she kidnapped a baby?

0points

#30

Hate It When You "Accidental" Salmon

Final score:

99points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

What was the original dish supposed to be?

73points

NCC~1701 5 years ago

Chicken. Don’t ask how, we’re not quite “sure” ourselves.

32points

Georgia Valentine 5 years ago

I worked for this chain. No one knew

17points

That one marvel fan 5 years ago

I have no idea

8points

Kali Fugatte 5 years ago

Right? that's what I want to know!

8points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

MEATLOAF

3points

Call me Mary 5 years ago

If I recall correctly, it was in reference to a recipe card available for free at the door of this particular supermarket chain. The story on the card was that the guy had intended to make beef Wellington but forgot the beef, so he substituted salmon instead. In this case, I think the quotation marks are fine - he didn't intend the dish to include salmon & he didn't fully expect it to work.

1point

Signe Manat Hansen 5 years ago

"Baked" Alaska

1point

earringnut 5 years ago

Steak

1point

Terry Rex 1 year ago

Tuna fish perhaps?

0points

EeveeCatStudios YT 5 years ago

Idk

0points

Aaron W 5 years ago

I wonder what he was aiming for?

5points

Elise van der Velde 5 years ago

Pizza?

0points

Lucy O'Farrell 5 years ago

He killed his pet Salmon but decided to make the most of it

4points

Eric Forster 5 years ago

That's some nice salmon, I'd hate to see it meet with an "accident."

2points

Ellen Turner 5 years ago

he accidentally summoned a salmon??? Impresssive

2points

Jessica Cifelli 5 years ago

Looks more like meatloaf

2points

Patricia Rix 5 years ago

I guess he made one too many substitutions in his chocolate cake recipe.

2points

Weim Central 5 years ago

Whoops!

1point

okpkpkp 5 years ago

but Frank sure is happy about it.

1point

TrashPandaru 5 years ago (edited)

This does actually work in context. I have no idea how you're supposed to make a dish seem accidental, but apparently you can.

1point

#31

Mom, Are You Proud Or Not?

Final score:

96points

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Rowlie 5 years ago

At least she came

60points

NCC~1701 5 years ago

*Micheal Scott smirking in the distance*

4points

Fred Baumann 5 years ago

At least he calls ...

0points

louis porter 5 years ago

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago (edited)

I feel like this is meant to be taken two ways so that's why it is in quotes. She's proud of her kid and this may be a pride parade so she is using word play..kinda? So good for her if that is the case. My aunt has a trans kid(well he's like 25 now) and she goes to pride parades in a rainbow shirt that says "free mom hugs" and gets hugged all day.

12points

Lucy O'Farrell 5 years ago

What an adorable photo 😍

6points

Kali Fugatte 5 years ago

I think the quotes are for the double entendre. That's pretty awesome, tbh.

3points

Mikaela Stewart 5 years ago

WHat the hell is that c**p on his pants xD

1point

Linda Lu 5 years ago

It's a Pride parade? This one works OK.

1point

Christopher Harris 5 years ago

It’s a PRIDE march, so this is okay in my book!

0points

Christopher Harris 5 years ago

It’s Ricky Gervais when he went through a phase..

0points

Gerald Ford 5 years ago

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#32

Yes, Officer, I'm "21"

Final score:

94points

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Ellen Turner 5 years ago

21 feet tall? 21 deaths in Super Mario 64? 21 Kirby Plushies they sleep with?

15points

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Yes, choose one !!!

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

So forget you if you are 22

2points

Viktor Stepanov 5 years ago

21"

1point

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

Or there abouts.

0points

#33

"If" You Catch My Drift

Final score:

93points

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Please don't hide, share!

14points

Lucy O'Farrell 5 years ago

Lmao. So this one is deliberate. Surely??

4points

Aaron W 5 years ago

wink, wink.

4points

Thunder 5 years ago

So... I can do in the kitchen? (No kids don’t take cocaine ever!)

3points

Amber Turk 4 years ago

"OK I WON'T"

1point

Weim Central 5 years ago

Is this from the 80's?

1point

Pamela 5 years ago

Pick another room!!!

1point

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

If it's your home, you are being too polite, some people will just laugh as they are scum !!!

0points

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

But herorine is perfectly acceptable.

0points

Susan Gardner 5 years ago

What? Lol

0points

#34

It's Written On Police Cars

Final score:

86points

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Full Name 5 years ago

In comic sans, no less.

138points

Radek Suski 5 years ago

Thank you

8points

Andrea Careless 5 years ago

This one is okay. It's a mission statement quotation.

10points

Luna Lovegood 5 years ago

I N C O M I C S A N S

5points

trueuchihaweeb 4 years ago

And it's Comic Sans! I really can't take it

2points

The Girl on Fire 5 years ago

This one isn't terrible, it's not unusual to put quotes around slogans.

2points

Tristan Antoine 5 years ago

Well, this could be an actual review or quote.

1point

Tristan Antoine 5 years ago

Well, that could be an actual quote or review.

1point

Mark Friedman 5 years ago

This one is OK since it is a quotation.

1point

Sue Blakeley 5 years ago

Correct use surely, I would say that is a quote.

1point

charlotte berger 5 years ago

If that's their slogan, the quotation marks are being used properly.

1point

#35

"Specialized In Various Specialties"

Final score:

85points

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Firework 5 years ago

This is less about the quotation marks and more about what the sign says. Board-certified, specialised in various specialities.

64points

Podunkus 5 years ago

What else would you be specialized in?

4points

Lipp 5 years ago (edited)

The bored certified specialist in whatever.

6points

Ruby 5 years ago

'What's your specialties, doctor'? 'You tell me'.

5points

Full Name 5 years ago

Internal? I like this guy. I'm so sick of all that external medicine I've been getting.

5points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

The term 'internal medicine' has always mystified me...

0points

Kryogen 5 years ago

It looks like some ads we can have in our mailbox on flyers (in France) : Mr XXXXX superior certified shaman, worldwide famous doctor in his town, can heal you from pain, unluck, bad spirits, bad sexuality [...] and repair and cclean your computer ! To sum up, those flyers are always a good way to have a good laugh :3

4points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

I like his professional professionalism.

3points

Roxy Eastland 5 years ago

Specialised in various specialities? How much did that daft man pay for an advert that gives absolutely no reason to contact him or access his services?

3points

Rowlie 5 years ago

"Board certified"

3points

Connie Martin 5 years ago

I used to ride the bus to work and it passed a company called General Specialties. Always wondered.....

2points

Marky Mark 5 years ago

A graduate of the "Dr. Nick Riviera School of Medicine"?

2points

Allison B. 5 years ago

Lmao hahaha that's just great!

0points

#36

Mechanic Wanted

Final score:

85points

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Lucy O'Farrell 5 years ago

Oh dear

24points

Quintessence 5 years ago

Yeah, we need a "qualified" mechanic - who are you? sure, come be our mechanic

1point

Amber Turk 4 years ago

Looks like I got myself a job!

0points

Jellybear 5 years ago

I guess I'm a "qualified" mechanic.

0points

Endishere 5 years ago

"attractive package" offered

0points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

Am I the only who is equally bothered by the random use of red letters on two of the words, for no apparent reason?

0points

Pamela 5 years ago

But unqualified can also apply!!!

0points

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

If you can use a spanner, you'll do.

0points

happyapple89 5 years ago

Yeah, just say that you're qualified. You don't actually have to be.

0points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

I can see why they would use it this way. In the USA, a theoretically qualified mechanic might have ASE certifications, but a realistically qualified mechanic may lack that certification, but have years of actual experience.

0points

Chris Jones 5 years ago

Pedantic of me I know but experienced is not qualified, just doesn't mean they are less knowledgeable.

0points

#37

When Looking Up What McNuggets Are Made Of

Final score:

85points

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Firework 5 years ago

those pictures make me want to vomit

88points

BrokenAngel 5 years ago

WORD!!!

10points

John 5 years ago

The second one is supposed to. It's also not real. It was made up for a documentary on fast food.

7points

That one marvel fan 5 years ago

IKR

6points

Lilli 5 years ago

same...and I'm eating :(

4points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

I may actually go vegan...!!! (O_o);

3points

Flare 5 years ago

Pokedex #132. Ditto

3points

Bernice Wittwer 5 years ago

The one on the right is very similar to what hot dogs look like also. Ever since I saw a video on how hot dogs are made, I haven’t been able to eat them lol

2points

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Me too !!!

1point

Signe Manat Hansen 5 years ago

It's just minced chicken and the other one is fake

1point

sharron lynn parsons 5 years ago

Me also, glad I don't eat there !!!

1point

EeveeCatStudios YT 5 years ago

Not rlly for me i have guts

0points

Nicominde 5 years ago

Yeah... I think they mean pidgeon.

6points

Aaron W 5 years ago

Once drove past an old people's home with my little nephew and told him that's where McNuggets come from. I didn't tell him any more than that, he can figure the rest out.

5points

Niffler_13 5 years ago

34 ingredients and only one of them is "chicken"

4points

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

Yes. Actual chicken.......................and pork offal, snot, s**t, tar, grit,plastic and dirt. All "fit for human consumption".

2points

Brandy Grote 5 years ago

Ahh, the dreaded pink slurry. If it is called "mechanically separated chicken", it's illegal. But pink slurry is fine.

2points

Chris Jones 5 years ago

Thought it was only illegal if beef? Genuine question btw.

0points

Cordelia 5 years ago

Looks like old oatmeal mixed with tuna with a side of strawberry ice cream...

2points

Layla Corman 5 years ago

And by actual "Actual Chicken" they mean feathered birds who are pumped with so many hormones and antibiotics that thier breasts become so large, so quick that the legs can no longer support the weight. They lay in thier own filth, unable to move.

1point

Luuta 5 years ago

”actual chicken.", Yeah, even the full stop is included in whatever it is that you get.

1point

Becca 5 years ago

McDonald's nuggets are literally grey inside. I can't fathom why anyone would ever eat them anyways.

1point

#38

Found This At A Secondhand

Final score:

83points

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Lou Lopez 5 years ago

What... is even happening with this thing?! It looks like it came from Engrish.com or something. My favorite part is the ominously bold font for "LAUGHTER."

100points

TrashPandaru 5 years ago

I've got the whole thing being read by Terry Pratchett's Death.

7points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago (edited)

Thank you so very much for engrish.com! Funny lost-in-translation stuff! (Though I can only wish that my command of Chinese was good enough to be able to make similar mistakes)

6points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago

Oh I love engrish.com

4points

Lauren Caswell 5 years ago (edited)

They missed the letter s off the start of the word laughter...

2points

Kate Johnson 5 years ago

Didn't anyone notice the price tag and the fact that English obviously isn't the first language? Why do people come down so hard on people who are trying to use another language when they mess up? Not everyone can speak or write fluently in two or more languages. Sorry, it just bothers me when people make fun of others who have actually accomplished more regarding languages than they have or ever will.

0points

Judith Wilson 5 years ago

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0points

Fred Baumann 5 years ago

What...is "ERIKSHJALPEN?"

0points

arjelio mas 5 years ago

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Deku 5 years ago

Laughter is so random on there...

1point

Zachary Goldstein 5 years ago

LAUGHTER

1point

Whiterain25 furry 5 years ago

LAUGHTER

1point

Jeffrey Keffer 2 years ago

I think the S fell off

0points

Rick Krivoniak 4 years ago

Obviously this is from the set of "FRIENDS"

0points

Bettye McKee 5 years ago

Is this your firm price or would you take less?

0points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Love it!

0points

HorrorWeirdo 5 years ago

I would display this at the entrance of my house.

0points

Aria 5 years ago

“Welcome” friends, I will always “love” you. Start the “good times!” L A U G H T E R .

0points

#39

A What Now

Final score:

77points

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Connie Martin 5 years ago

"Green" means whatever you want it to mean...

3points

Laura Crawley 5 years ago

Truck is green! Way to go man!

0points

Eric Forster 5 years ago

We use only the finest quality green spray paint.

0points

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

Meaning the colour of the pick-up.

0points

#40

Just Seen In A Microsoft Presentation. Yeah, It Sure Is

Final score:

65points

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Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

According to a niece who has risen in the ranks, it's a great place to wok.

31points

arjelio mas 5 years ago

Stir fry, not wok.

10points

Teddy Szubski 5 years ago

Wok and roll at microsoft

4points

Susan McLaughlin 5 years ago

My nephew works there also!

2points

Quintessence 5 years ago

What even happened with the first quotation... it's literally two commas like ,,this"

3points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

I'm more interested in this "Flexible working model" Is she a redhead?

3points

Geoff CB 5 years ago

Why German quotation marks!!???

2points

A. Sherlocat 5 years ago

I am mystified by the strange placement of the first quotation mark, though. Reminds me of the Spanish exclamation and question marks. ¡exclamation! ¿question?

1point

Blobbert 5 years ago

Why is one of the quotation marks upside down?

1point

TrashPandaru 5 years ago

WHAT THE F**K ARE THOSE COMMAS DOING THERE, THEY ARE TRESPASSING

1point

Bettye McKee 5 years ago

That is confirmation that they REALLY don't know how to use quotation marks.

1point

Jellybear 5 years ago

Wtf the quotation mark is upside down.

0points

Tristan Antoine 5 years ago

It became a fashion about 10 years ago for presentations to be made intentionally bad - poor spelling, inappropriate sound clips and unprofessional animations; incongruously unprofessional - avoiding the "death by powerpoint" syndrome and making elements more memorable and enjoyable for audiences as brands were released from their 'stuffed shirt' image.

0points