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Signs are often simple and straightforward, meant to be taken seriously. But occasionally, you will find an unusual one that will grab your attention because of its silliness. 

Enter the Funny Signs, Signs, Everywhere are Funny Signs Facebook group. The page features billboards, guideposts, and placards with sarcasm, witty wordplay, and corny humor worth a few chuckles.

We’ve compiled some posts from the page to create this new list, which could be your comic relief for today. Scroll through, enjoy, and share it around.

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Magpie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The definitive fact to explain to flat-earthers.

Maartje
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

* stays well away from the edge while listening in to the hilarious conversation* - that's what I come here for, folks! And you are slaying it today-

ElfVibratorGlitter
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, that's what I say! I must have gotten it from this sign...🤔

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    #2

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes a stranger can give you relatable advice ...

    Mycroft1967
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A can B what you C (in old math).

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solve your own problems, Algebra!

    Victoria Silvas
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I scared my cats with my laughter but it's true!!!

    GalleryCoronado
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA. I HATED Algebra. I did find in geometry and calc but forget worthless algebra. I would like to calculate the speed of that car passing me light lightning, when I am driving 70ish

    Gayle Shull Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect comeback for an algebra sentence! 😂

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face of the little boy on the right is priceless

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an incredibly dysfunctional family, and I want to take this moment to express my gratitude that the pandemic patiently waited until long after I was estranged from my family.

    tee-lena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gratitude is great as well. My family and a pandemic would equal death to someone

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    whineygingercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you know their education didn't suffer

    DarkViolet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As for their mental state......the jury is still out on that.

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    Meagan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little one's side eye!

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ENDLESS HOMEWORK MUAHAHAHA

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you left out the /jk or /s !

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    Beachbum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FAces on all three ar just priceless

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    Many of these signs may be funny for one person but not so much for another. However, according to experts, puns and wordplay automatically draw laughs because of how our brains are wired. 

    “The same words having dual meanings violates our understanding of language, causing incongruity,” neuroscientist and author Dean Burnett wrote in an article for BBC Science Focus. “But there are no harmful outcomes, and our brains not being relentless logic machines means we can accept two interpretations at the same time.”

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    #4

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    John Savage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put a ridiculous sounding bell on my bike. The reaction from walkers is fantastic.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When biking past other bikers or walkers, you just need to say "On your right/left". Now, you'd think this would be universally understood, but nope. Some people are still taken by surprise when you whip past them.

    Nicola Thrope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you notice this notice, you'll notice this notice isn't worth noticing.

    Janice Seagraves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they wanted to hear the ching-ching of the bike horn.

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of chaotic neutral I can get behind

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    Savannah greenleaf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the Bob Ross chia pet, now I have happy little trees whenever I please indoors. Not going to lie I do not regret the purchase.

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    Peter Trudell Jr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob Ross National Forest... need to make this happen.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *climbs one of the happy little trees, and waits patiently for a happy little soft can-opener to walk under it*

    Mycroft1967
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the big trees just contend or unhappy?

    Kelly H. Wilder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign is real. I found the (very interesting) backstory: https://comartsci.msu.edu/about/newsroom/news/street-teams-student-helps-celebrate-100-years-michigan-state-parks-happy

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    Loraine MacGinness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so agree, he did wonderful landscapers. Perhaps his son...

    Jane W.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how much anyone disses him, his show was fun to watch.

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    #6

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Here I am stuck in the middle with you🎶

    Andy Cran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 .... truck in the middle with you...🎶

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    Michelle Randazzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks a lot!!!! Can't get that damn song out of my head!!!

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who has this as their driveway sign where the driveway splits between them and their neighbor's house.

    Abdullah Abd Rahman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you 🎶

    Fancy Nancy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why I came here tonight.

    DEW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too high to get over. Too low to get under. You're stuck in the middle and the pain is thunder- MJJ

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    As Burnett further explains, humor is usually derived from things or events that are “surprising” or “wrong in some form.” However, there must be a resolution without negative consequences. 

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    “Humor is essentially our brain going ‘This isn’t how things usually work… but I’m okay with it!’” Burnett summarized. “It may sound frivolous, but the neuroscience of humor is no laughing (gray) matter.”

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard "Smells like teen spirit" by Nirvana while I was in the dairy section picking up milk, talk about a surreal moment.

    Terry Rex
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure that wasn't Weird Al? It's hard talking with marbles in my mouth

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    howdylee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Kroger one Friday night, they were playing Disney songs! You bet your a$$ I was singing along to Hakuna Matata!!!

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes ... it is ... Some grocery store stocker was singing "Holla Back" ... it was great!

    Thomas Ewing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you visit a senior center and the music is the hits you enjoyed in high school...

    Suede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mariah sounds so happy during holiday season

    Pam Wilson-Hallinan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite Kroger stores play 60 & 70's music. I LOVE it 😂

    dylan colon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was at mini golf and heard motown music and i was like yes this is my day

    Danielle Brault
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally caught up to elevator music.

    Bullseye
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My market was playing The Door', "Don't you love her madly. I broke out playing an air guitar in the aisle.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't complain. Healthcare? Yes please

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm English so I won't notice the takeover as I was born sorry

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would bow to our Canadian overlords. They're bound to better than what we have and are potentially headed for.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And affordable health care, and the Metric system, and lots more NHL and PWHL teams, and real gun control, and police officers who actually believe in protecting and serving...

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian here, sounds like a really good idea!

    Doogie Bowser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're not all polite! Sorry not sorry

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually can someone else take over please our leaders have driven our economy into the ground, it's to expensive to live here.

    Murph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a take over I can get behind!

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face is not lying

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar sign at work because I worked maintenance. The office was extremely small, and I'm rather large. When seated at my desk with the door closed, if somebody with an extreme maintenance emergency (leaky faucet, popped breaker, etc.) just pushed open the door, I got the back of my chair (sometimes head) whacked by inconsiderate imbeciles that couldn't knock. Got permission from the boss to post the following on my door: WARNING! CURMUDGEON AT WORK! KNOCK FIRST, ENTER WHEN TOLD! NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MISSING TENANTS! For those imbeciles who couldn't read, I kept a short length of foam pool noodle covered with wood grain contact paper so it looked like a small club that I would violently swing in their direction (no contact) to help enforce the knock rule. I retired some time ago but still stop by now & then. Sign is still up, and still strikes fear in the hearts of some tenants.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of my professors found that a sign saying "Please go away" worked as well. Of course, they were British.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep we can tell just by looking at that mug!!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest. Upfront. Everyone is forewarned. Can't complain.

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    Let’s shift gears and talk about our sense of humor and how it affects the people around us. Self-deprecating humor, for one, makes a person more likable because it shows comfort in one’s own skin. It also has therapeutic benefits, according to author and educator Kendra Cherry

    “Gently poking fun at the things that bring you down can take the hurt and stress out of them,” Cherry wrote in an article for Very Well Mind. “It won’t make those challenges vanish, but it can make them easier to deal with.”

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that`s a place to eat out

    CheaderMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird to praise the waitstaff for their wonderful cervix?

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I only one that can't help but giggle when someone orders a fish taco? Or says "Let's play a round of Cornhole". Whole world is losing it's mind

    Ian Webling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much potential for mischief here...

    Thatkamloopsguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a fish and chips place called C-Lovers

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appreciate this sign in all its glory because the Feds have clamped down on humorous electronic signs, so these are now relegated to nostalgia and diminishing memory.

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the odd one gets hacked. Then the fun begins again!

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    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry stupid sign. My body is not ready,

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 o'clock traffic? Never prepared for that amount of annoyance

    Little Capybara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the warning. I can put on my frustration hat.

    Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really needed to be on the Mass Pike today.

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep some pigs. They'll eat everything. I heard. I HEARD.

    Will Cable
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another sign reading "We have plenty of Fava beans and a nice Chianti" might be more worrying

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's why you eat your victims. Come on, Hannibal Lecter got it right.

    Grungus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family got this sign for Halloween last year. Hung an inflatable dummy too. Trolled my friend

    John L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't! The nerve of some people....always whining....

    Thomas Ewing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're tired of smelling decomp around here!"

    RabidChild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this on my garage. It's worked so far.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of foliage to hide things in.

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're obviously doing a good job as they haven't been caught yet

    Gracie Mae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have this sign--you have been warned

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    However, this type of humor has quite a dark flip side. Here’s an explanation from psychologist and professor Chloe Lau

    “Maladaptive humor styles are positively associated with negative psychological outcomes, including spitefulness, loneliness, sub-clinical psychopathy and Machiavellianism, and parental rejection,” Dr. Lau told Forbes in a 2022 interview.

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Estimated time of whack arrival is 3-4 business days

    Blitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errr so Mark, Our Whack got stolen by some drunk aussies, It’ll be another 3-4 Business days.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is on intergalactic backorder

    Cat_Whisperer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have plenty of whack if you need to borrow some.

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Whacky Land! Have fun!

    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whack-ity-whack to you too! (or should that be everything's whack-a-doodle?)

    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not fun without any whack

    nm (he/him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled whack but still not got it. Can someone explain please?

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    Twilight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we have this normally

    Stephanie Barr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helpful for those that are colorblind.

    Gayle Shull Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just maybe if this was universally accepted and used, maybe people would pay more attention to the traffic lights!

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellow means floor it! /J kinda

    Jeanne-Claudia Van DarnIt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a great line in the Starman movie: "Red light means stop, green light means go, yellow light means go very fast". (For those who haven't seen the movie, this is spoken by an alien learning how to drive by watching a human)

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    Nicola Thrope
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wasn't for the horrible visibility, I'd actually prefer this

    Loraine MacGinness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love these. More please, anything to make us smile

    Roy Phillips
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driver goes through a yellow light just as it's changing to red, and is pulled over by a police officer who asks "Don't you know what a yellow light means?" "Sure" replies the driver, "it means you gotta drive like hell coz it's gonna turn red!"

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems no one is taking the cure .... maybe they are already at home?

    Sunny Day
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irony: someone left their house to post these signs in public places.

    Imjust jim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, you deteremined to go out and put your sanctimonious signs up - litter too. Double standards are twice as good.

    The Scout
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the height of COVID, a lemonade manufacturer here actually put out a billboard saying "we are thanking everybody who does NOT see this Billboard..." Same principle.

    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it, I thought they were going to send Robert Smith and Simon Gallup to my house

    Gayle Shull Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can I stay home if I have to go out to grab this tab? Duh!

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    We compiled some self-deprecating jokes in a previous article. Check it out and maybe use it as a practice to not take yourself too seriously. Here’s one example: 

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    “I just realized that my life can’t fall apart if I never had it together in the first place.”

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    Downunderdude
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'He is risen' - isn't that kinda old news? 'He is BAAAACK' - now that'd be news

    Marcellium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great news. Shrek 5 was announced to come out in 2026. HE'S BAAAAAACK!

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    Rinso The Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opening the door: "SOMEBODY ONCE..."

    Rebekah Fuentes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Lord and Saviour....Shrek???

    h m goodman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell a jahova's witness... they keep asking me if i found him...

    Dan St John
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say he died for our sins, yet 3 days later, he gets up and leaves? I guess we didn't have that many.

    Amy Beckler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toledo-OHio?! I missed Him!

    Jill Waters
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like never having a plot to lose!

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    Daria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wear a bra and nobody cares ;D

    Just-4-2day
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I don't wear one, all the wrinkles in my face & neck disappear.

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    Veronica Jean
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wear a bra and don't care who notices. It's between me and God, and he's already seen me naked. He doesn't care.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bras aren't uncomfortable. 🤷🏾‍♀️

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Per definition bras aren't uncomfortable as long as they are in your drawer. Whether or not bras are uncomfortable does also not always depend on "good fitting and be prepared to pay"- (sorry Auntriarch, usually I agree with you) but also a lot on breast size. I have a G cup, am currently wearing the most comfortable and well-designed bra I ever had (NO underwire, how is that possible with my size omg and they look great) and these bras were dirt dirt cheap. Normally bras hurt simply because any time you try and support that much flesh hanging off your body the underwire and straps dig in- and that is just a fact.

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But i can't have mom-mask, ugly masks, and fancy masks. Unlike my bras

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have ugly masks (those standard blue white single-use masks) and fancy masks (the fabric kind with flower or other patterns that you put in the washing machine). I'm not sure what mom-bras are, is it the bras that nursing moms wear, or the bra equivalent of granny panties?

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    Andy Cran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and like bras many had no idea or concept on how to use one

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT what would people say if I wore a bra on my face?

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman will not likely kill me if she operates normally while not wearing a bra... Or is too stupid to wear a bra correctly. Frankly, a man won't either, or any other identification in the gradient. The mask however is rather essential to my immuno-compromised a*s!

    Nicola Thrope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, wearing a mask on your head is a lot less strange than wearing a bra on your head.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not single but I'd be tempted to do the same

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhhhh ... great idea ....

    Barbara Pinkerton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took my 10 yo granddaughter on a cruise I won. Best decision ever. We had a blast.

    Arrien
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband can stay home with the kids.....I'll take the dog with me!

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think what you could do if you won a trip for a family of 4!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't enter contests. If I win a vacation trip, I sure don't want to bring anyone along that I know.

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    On the flip side, you have self-enhancing humor, or the ability to laugh at oneself. But, according to researcher Julie Aitken Schermer, this can also be a double-edged sword. 

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    “People who engage in that type of humor can cheer themselves up by thinking about positive or funny events [and] experiences,” Schermer told Discover Magazine. “Beyond that, people who use self-enhancing humor are less likely to show signs of depression, loneliness, and poor relationships with others.”

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer Bathman...Sorry!

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably has some pretty crappy powers

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Asian letters mean nananananananana.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's his mission is to clean nasty toilets everywhere, then he definitely has my gratitude. I've seen some rank a*s places that only a Superhero can save.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm watching The Boys. This is the character needed to join The Seven.

    Thomas Ewing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he knows where to put the baddies!

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly think the problems will start long before the lighter is on

    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would like to know the story behind this...

    Tina Marie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow smokers get really desperate when they're out of cigarettes

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, scratch smoking a squirrel like a cigarette off my bucket list...

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirrel does not look impressed

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never smoked a squirrel ... and l live in the South ...

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a squirrel chewing on a cigarette once.

    Shelly Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many tend to eat squirrels, especially cooked (a.k.a. on fire) bonus there are already in your mouth.

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    Matthews
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if it weren’t enough, it’s open to the public! Oh s…

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With friends like these, who needs enemas?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enema of the state. 🎵🎵

    brie sansotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, spell check only catches misspellings -

    Grungus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the duck is this an issue?

    Robin Creech
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is more of an autocorrect issue than a spelling mistake

    Wondering Alice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used a spell check for my English course work back in the late 80's - so before autocorrect - and got in to trouble for plagiarism. Being dyslexic and a poor a poor speller I was allowed to do use a word processor but when offered correct spelling choices I didn't always make the right choice. Turned out a few of the mistakes actually dramatically improved the work to the point the teacher did not believe it was my work. I was finally believed when it was pointed out I had also put the name Alien Mulch (not really that close to my actual name) on the paper.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so ducking true!

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    Having a liking for dark humor can mean two things, experts say. According to counseling psychologist Namratha Dinesh, it allows us to have a better handle on a serious situation. 

    “Research shows that dark humor enables the individual to assess the situation through cognitive reappraisal and convert the threatening circumstance into something easier to manage,” Dinesh wrote in a LinkedIn article.

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    Ladedah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there were actually a wheelchair to catch us every time we fall down a staircase... 🤣

    RavenCroft
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he STICKS the landing!!

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what I see is that in a wheelchair you can make it to the bottom without falling??

    Nicola Thrope
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10/10 dismount. Absolutely olympic level!!

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent most of my life living by this rule. It's going well.

    Living Example
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My screen name puts me into the second category

    Chelsea McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't intentionally ... Be a d**k

    Robert Skinner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the kind of example that they put on warning labels

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gone through life with my hazards on giving people fair warning to either take notes or get out of the way.

    Rinoboyrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more of a “Cautionary Tale”.

    Hyppymom the Only
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can be the best example of a bad example you'll ever see

    Paul Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the friend parents warn their kids about.

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my bacon browned but slightly squishy ... I know ... personal decision

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did crunches this morning with pancakes. Pancakes are good company.

    David B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how ppl can eat it burnt! I don't mind a little crisp, but come on!!!!

    sweet emotion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm.....so-crisp-it-disintegrates bacon!

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    Conversely, it could also mean having a dark personality. Psychologist Alberto Dionigi also spoke with Forbes, stating that people with these personality traits may use humor differently. 

    “Machiavellians, being unscrupulous and intimidating, may use humor as a means of manipulating others.”

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This wouldn't keep me inside

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my case, shaving my facial hair. The look of horror on my little one's face lol.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad shaved his beard when I was about two apparently I screamed blue murder refused to believe it was him. He grew it back and still has it.

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    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took advantage of the lock down and grew out my hair color.

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    #26

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    Annik Perrot
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents used to have a lot of signs like that in their bathroom. Like "occupancy of this room not to exceed 5000 pers" "no opium smoking" or "you're practising nautical activities under your own responsibility", "push", etc.... The people who bought their house after they passed away liked them so much that they still have a few of them posted in the thoroughly renovated toilets.

    Enby Lindor
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm honestly not even surprised anymore.

    Barry Fruitman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My office toilet had a sign over the toilet that said "do not drink".

    OctopusFan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet man will protect them!!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Place this sticker on the commode at the Medical Center

    Robert Skinner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or someone that was making love to the porcelain goddess

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drunkenness will impair your perception of how close something may be;

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    GenuineJen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right, the nuts are private property!

    ThePalm52
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't stick him in your mouth and light him either.

    Nicola Thrope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be Australia. Their humour is something else.

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And *that's* why I always wear a cup! (not just at the dojo...)

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    But regardless of what type of humor you’re into, we can all agree that laughter can be the best medicine. And in a literal sense, according to research. 

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    A study by the University of Maryland revealed that laughing may help prevent heart disease. Researchers found that laughter’s ability to alleviate mental stress also prevented the impairment of the endothelium, a barrier that protects the blood vessels.

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    roepi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. 88 mph or bust!

    Tina Marie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take me with you please! You can just drop me off in the 80s

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it doesn't want to ....

    Mammie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this sign for my street that people seem to think is a highway.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I know people are joking ( I hope so) - I am sick of scraping squirrels, cats, dogs of the street. A friend of mine almost got run over and another one was hit in her car by THE SAME GUY but he is not the only one barreling down my street at 65 mph while the speed limit is 25.

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    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old one wouldn't do 25 on cruise control. It's really hard to keep it to 25 when there's a cop behind you & you don't have cruise control.

    MelaLoca
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes when you're riding in neutral

    Wondering Alice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Wales. 20 m.p.h is very common here. Most of the time, it doesn't really bother me because I'm driving while kids are walking to or from school and 20 is fast when phone zombie preteens have little road sense. However driving in the middle of the night on long road that doesn't seem to have any reason for anyone walking at any time, 20 is just wrong

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta start somewhere. Using turn signals would definitely reduce the world's anger level.

    Arrien
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So would turning off said blinker after you turn!

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have given you 100 up votes if I could on this one, you are right on target, thank you!!

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign amended: And remember to turn them off instead of driving 15 miles with them blinking.

    Moltar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neurolink for bmw drivers

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using a blinker would be 1/1,000,000,000,000 steps closer to world peace

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car's Christmas lights? Why would I turn them on in July?

    Chelsea McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World peace is the answer though. ✨

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn it on before you get there. Don't wait until you are turning the car.

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    "The ability to laugh - either naturally or as learned behavior may have important implications in societies such as the U.S., where heart disease remains the number one killer," said Dr. Michael Miller, a professor of cardiovascular medicine at the University of Maryland. 

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    "We know that exercising, not smoking, and eating foods low in saturated fat will reduce the risk of heart disease. Perhaps regular, hearty laughter should be added to the list."

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    Boris Long-Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s hope it doesn’t get stuck under the brake pedal

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in an English speaking country with that first name must be tough, imagine how many times he hears the same jokes.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an invitation or a warning?

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully Hung is not hung-over.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the wrong way sign is the wrong way, am I actually going the right way??

    Ruben Schelstraete
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australian sign wrongfully delivered in the states ?

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain rearranged this to briefly say "Worry"

    Jumping Jellyfishes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course I read this out loud...

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, at kindergarten, they just change your pants and you keep on going!

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bar should have a box of spare clothes too

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    Eunice Bentley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is an interesting coincidence a half ton truck just pulled over on the other side of the cul de sac, there were feet dangling from the passenger window, a piece of garbage (I think a take out drink cup) was tossed out. Music was playing, I went to see what was going on. There was some movement in the vehicle, people changing seats, changing clothes, 1 woman got out of the truck, walked to the rear of the truck, dropped her pants and pointed her b******e right at the license plate and left a puddle on the street. Pulled up her pants and got back in the truck. I guess she didn't want to wet herself and we all know there are no public washrooms anywhere in town. I did reach in my pocket for my ever present phone but it was in the house charging. I do hope she is not waiting to see a photo of herself on FB.

    Nicola Thrope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what happens if you bite the teacher? And when is naptime?

    Sharkfin6
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no hidden meaning here either.

    You don't need it
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just spill some beer on your pants. It works vertically or horizontally. Problem solved.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if mommy sends extra clothes!

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I want to eat crayons?

    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet their time-outs are more fun ....

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    #33

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    sbj
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough, at least it's not false advertising

    Duncan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    24fitness.yes wasn't available?

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we can't help you with ugly.

    Loraine MacGinness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU THINK THIS IS HELPFUL !! Skinny ma link !

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least make it will be a secondary thing, as in wow he is fit, but dang he must be part of the Lee family; UghLee

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liking the honesty on this one

    John L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize animals wash their hands....

    Julia H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the nod to Home Alone

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    messages seem nicer when rainbows 🌈 and ❤ hearts are added .... you could add the words "bite me" and it would be okay

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, a bit like any insult if you add bless their hearts

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    h m goodman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never been called a filthy animal so nicely...

    Chelsea McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this such an point of argumentation for adults.

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. I see all kinds of hatred for hygiene. I know you're not required by law to wash your hands right now, but would it kill you to do so anyway?

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    Arrien
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else want Pizza all of a sudden?

    dylan colon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your yella

    Layla Layla
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    1 year ago

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago, one of the first of those air flow hand dryers that I ever saw had actual written directions instead of the pictures. #1. Press button to turn it on. #2. Rub hands gently under air flow. Beneath that, someone had written #3. Wipe hands on shirt.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacon is always worthy of applause.

    Olelady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of a trade is that??

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to clean around that dirty sign! Bacon or not!

    Hydro Keychain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how filthy those air blowers always are... Because there is no paper towels available to clean them.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either somebody is about to have a bad day, or this is great marketing.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a nasty housemate who was messy, did dr&gs, and was habitually late on rent. Since the lease was in my name, I spent two weeks telling them daily to move out, but they refused. So I waited until they left for work, changed the locks, and tossed all their possessions out the window into the alley. By the time they returned, banging furiously on the door, everything had been picked through.

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would stay well away from that. I don't know what "Spouse" is like, and everyone has guns in Am- the place this sign was located.

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is intentional, it's really funny!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When PattyK turns up, just remember - we all understood. Which if I remember correctly, is the actual purpose of language

    Marti Wheat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they definitely slur "inglish"

    Felix Quinones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're trying to be accommodating to English speaking tourists. Now imagine you're an expatriate living in a country that doesn't speak English. If you think that the locals should be more accommodating to you, you're in for rude awakening. It would behoove you to learn basic conversational language of the country before you set up shop.

    R Ferreira
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We spik it, we don't spell it!

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not get into that car under any circumstances

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too fan of necrophilia?

    Alex
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "there's a fetish for everyone"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to LinkedIn, this is a legit funeral specialists business in Woodstock, CT, USA.

    Nicola Thrope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, 30% giggles 70% terror.

    Felix Quinones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine this being an Uber ride.

    Hydro Keychain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't want to go in the car! I feel happy... I feel happy!"

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh yes , I'd like to place an order please

    Tina Marie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like that fake taxi but with more room

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this just got printed and put up in my office

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's dark and sarcastic, I'd be a regular patron.

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was 12 years ago, was the road closed or not?

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must be open now, it’s been approximately 12 years… or not

    Anna Stephenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I feel is missing is the word "allegedly"! Lol

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're being honest

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always satisfying to get precise information.

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAY 22 2012 IS THE DAY I WAS BORN. YOOOOOO

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in Buffalo there was always the risk of getting stranding in a winter storm. We had a good supply of dry food and even canned tuna to eat in the car just in case, as well as an empty gallon container to pee into.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great advice in any type of weather.

    Victoria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Songs by Cake are good driving music.

    Regina Weir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They mean put "The Distance" on the radio, Cake is perfect driving music ;)

    Silly Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yupp you don't want smashed cake.

    sweet emotion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean there's a chance of icing ahead?

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "gentlemen's club" ....nah there really are not any gentlemen in there.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too cold in the northern hemisphere to run around starkers any earlier than that.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googled. It's a real place in TX. Girls on stage, you can pay for dances.. that kind of stuff. They have different specials different days. Sadly, no mention of Taco Tuesday. LOL - "SEXY MONDAY ROCK ’N’ ROLL WEDNESDAY FANTASY FRIDAY SATURDAY COUPLES NIGHT FOOTBALL SUNDAY"

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, stop judging, this year is very hot.

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    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are all the fast children?

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get out of the way so you don't need to be informed about them.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weee! Here comes the ice cream van! 🥰🍦

    Granny's Thoughts
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat people complain they are not thought of in society, well here is a sign that shows that is not true.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a warning? an invitation? a social commentary?

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something a driver sitting on a crate of burritos might say.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do they carry disassembled burritos?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you mean they do not transport them, or they're not even holding one burrito? And are you absolutely sure?

    Nicola Thrope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course they don't, they're driving a sewage truck!!

    Robert Skinner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our drivers can barely take the stuff out of the truck disassembled correctly

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe you ....

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    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same cows, same. dammit now want choc milk.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the Irish Farmers Journal: Approximately 16m American adults think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows, the Dealer is shocked to have learned. A study commissioned by the Innovation Center of US Dairy found that 7% of all American adults were of this opinion. ***Adults! Not children***

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get Highon, Milk our cows, Aron grass

    DogMomInVT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read each line individually. It's like a cannabis induced haiku.

    Nicola Thrope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is my head broken? I can't make sense of this.

    Kathleen Pearlman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get high on Milk our cows? Are on grass

    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather cut out the middleman....err, middlecow.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, the first person to drink cow's milk didn't have a bucket....

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    Grungus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (In David Attenborough voice) And here we see a pair of toddlers In their natural habitat, fighting to claim the imaginary piece of ham.

    Hseed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild children are dangerous...

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, is this a warning to the wild animals that there will be children?

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, sometimes you can't tell the difference between them and I'm not sure which group I prefer

    Nicola Thrope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not very nice to the animals. You could at least have phrased it "wild monsters/children". Animals don't smear nightcream on the television, or feces on the walls.

    Stefaan De Clerck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware of Charly Brown and his fierce dog Snoopy. And that Mystery gang with their wild dog Scooby Doo: he will eat anything.

    Arenite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop the S, even more true

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Finland? I think I've seen this bloke, half past eleven outside the supermarket in Levi

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or fat toddlers crossing.

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 min walk to the pub. 55 min walk home. The difference is staggering!

    Nicola Thrope
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor defenseless young beer running full tilt away from the lumbering monster intent on decapitating him and sucking his insides out through his neck. It's HORRIFIC!

    Stefaan De Clerck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To cross the road one has to be drunk. Even the chickens...

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    show the pic of the crosswalk leading to the bar too;

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    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seagulls don't need feeding they just steal whatever you're eating. They are shameless.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring forth the Holy Anti Air!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa! Just how aggressive are these pigeons? Granted, some birds you don't want to hand feed, but pigeons?

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    on second thought....
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure I'm ready yet for "Corona - the movie".

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's sequel, '2021- The Pandemic continues'

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made a movie about my love life?

    Leslie Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived next door to this this movie theater and a tech on the roof whistled at me in a bubble bath. (I was on the fourth floor) Still chuckle about that.

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One ticket for “No Close Encounters of Any Kind” please

    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like Traverse City, Michigan

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the best make out place has always been the theater ....

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I want to believe! 🛸

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to cut-backs, the straws are now paper... Good luck

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough that I should I bring a pitchfork?

    Duncan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it isn't a darn paper straw.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! Plastic? A real live plastic infinitely reusable straw? That's a bargain.

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle must be a lady's man ...

    BossyHossy1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he's a family man.

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    Tina Marie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! The perfect place to take my sister cousin for coffee and break the news

    Batwench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh Millom.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This place absolutely has a pizza cafe that’s actually deep state cover for Hillary & Q-Anon to sell stolen white babies who developed autism from the MMR vaccine to aliens at the edge of the world, who are colluding with Russian social media farms.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where the in the lobby ... everyone is taking selfies before they are seen by a consultant

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    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more accidents to follow

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen them have you merge left then switch it to the right lane using cones. My guess too lazy change the signage.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left lane is closed, use the one that's left.

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure what this means ... but I'm concerned

    Twilight
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its like, they saying to wear shoes but it looks like its saying Razor fish wear shoes + do they?

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    Ms. Mack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Razor Fish are known as Razor Clams in the US. Having sliced my bare foot on one, I do wish they would wear shoes.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never seen any fish wearing shoes.

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, they do. this is cereal

    Mrs. Dearly Regret
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Razor fishes wear shoes? I didn't even know they have feet!

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    Greymom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there’s definitely a story there!😂

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. It's called the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'm surprised it doesn't mention squirt guns, cocktail weenies and red hot candies.

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    Mother of Giants
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...I have such amazing memories of going to the midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    alright Tomatoe, you're luck this time, I'm just giving you a warning

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's how the Duolingo owl became green.

    Queeqec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just loving Greece! Few more years until we move there again!

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    PattyK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing at the doorknob probably won’t help …

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if you tickle it...

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a sign from Hogwarts?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BORED PANDA! You didn't censor k**b, what is wrong with you!!!!

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, if they say to pronounce the 'g' as a soft g in GIF, then this sign makes sense. (I'm a hard-g GIF kinda guy)

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's ok for bears

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favourite German words is Wildpinkeln = wild weeing.

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pine needles make terrible makeshift toilet paper..... so I would imagine,yes yes that's right 🤔🤔😁

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so no pooping on the trees .. ok

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    Inella‍
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem there - I don't even want one, let alone three!

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you have more than 3 do you throw them back?

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn’t eat three. Still, leftovers!

    Mother of Giants
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I get to pick which one gets thrown back? ...of course I'm kidding ....or am I?

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 is more than enough

    Cat_Whisperer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you can always throw back the ones you don’t want

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    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case of panic get a pack of Coronitas and get drunk.

    R Ferreira
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Help me! I'm almost sober!" "To your right, gringo."

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    Daria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to put this up at the entrance.

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever notice how the people who take pride in their comedy or politics hurting other people's feelings are usually just bigots and ignorant fear mongers who pointlessly hide their hate in "jokes" and "edgy opinions?" As if to say, "I'm not stupid, you just can't take a joke." No one is laughing guys.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever notice how some people go through life looking for something to get offended about?

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything anyone says will definitely hurt somebody's feelings. Comedy is a good way to get enemies.

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always loved woodwinds ... can we negotiate?

    Oddball
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unattended children will be given Red Bulls and taught how to curse.

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where's the strange juice? I really want to try it ...

    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that sign isn't even mistranslated...the sign in chinese says ""strange juice'

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    Cat_Whisperer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it the rude and unreasonable chicken that sets you on fire or the strange juice?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the man running on fire is my favorite holy s**t

    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always try to avoid unreasonable chickens. They can be aggressive.

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The order of these signs followed by the dude on fire tells me a visit here will not end well.

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I want to try the strange juice

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The suppery are very crafty. I think I read that in the Bible.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now my head is spinning

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll give these Bagels a miss

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those bagels look freaking delicious!

    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those bagels look really good.

    Mother of Giants
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the person after me....Sorry about the drool 🤤

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just imagine a bunch of older people in line ... with their tongues out

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    Andy-Pandy-Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No hammers allowed because "You can't touch this" sign.

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have to do our part, Abby! 😡

    Elvira Petersen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must Abby just show up or must she actually work when she shows (she asked me to ask)

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to clean up after my dog, but people never clean up after their horses.

    Hannah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although you can collect horse manure for roses etc. Not much you can do with dog poo except catch diseases...

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that leg position looks painful ... trying ... to do it ... myself ....

    Cat_Whisperer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my leg bent like that, horsesh!t would be the least of my problems

    GottaGo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah horse sh.t can break a leg.

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they feeding the horses that makes their poo break peoples' legs?

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I'll go and eat worms

    Aelin Wildfire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long thin slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, itsy bitsy fuzzy fuzzy worms!

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is a great marketing sign 🙄

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    Mother of Giants
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I desperately want this sign to be in a town of people who take everything literally. ...oh...to be a fly on the wall there....

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    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop calling it a bathroom then

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously. If you flush it's actually a shower.

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then don't call it a bathroom. if there's no bath, it's not a bathroom. the sign refers to toilets. it's okay to call them toilets (and as for RESTroom?! what are you on! that would be a bedroom, surely)

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    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, third shirt should have said Istanbul too. Now I've got that song in my head.

    GottaGo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One Euro is appx 35 Turkish Liras nowadays (yes our ecomony is f.cked up) so believe me anyone in Türkiye selling stuff for tourists is never sorry. And never closed.

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    Jimmay Teed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are currently severed. Thanks Biden ya d**k

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    Comfortably Numb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy, here we go...buckle up kids, these comments may get a bit bumpy.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a cat, I am not at all intimidated by crab meat. Neither is Audi. Maybe Shyla is. Soft can-openers are weird.

    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been watching "Finding Nemo" "Hey, Hey, Heeeeyyyyy!"

    Cat_Whisperer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not scared….that crab meat is only faking it

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    GottaGo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow what'a grumpy realist that restaurant's owner must be. I'd like to meet hım and listen to how not-special I am. Not kidding.

    Caroline Fraser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Nobody is special’- The Specials.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to cry ... I'm special ... I know I'm special ...

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    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing funny about criminalizing homelessness.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are they annoyed about homeless people or about people having sex in the park?

    Cat_Whisperer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke’s on them…I lie just as well standing up and I don’t need to hide in bushes to do so either.

    Noyfb noyfb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely no sunbathing allowed

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a whole other kind of Dead End!

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If He's risen does that mean there's a way out of the dead end street?

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of that cartoon where two aliens land on earth, get out of their ship and encounter a large crucifix with a statue of crucified Jesus. One says to the other: "You know what I think? Let's get the f**k out of here!"

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Jesus on the cross or something?

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's brutal ... and slightly interesting ... I would have to peak around the corner

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it no dogs ... or no dogs over 10 lbs ... or snakes over 10 lbs ... I'm confused

    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how you are thinking it could be snakes over 10lbs when the word snakes is after that part.

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    Mother of Giants
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lot to unpack written on this single sheet of paper....wow

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty often at some European airports

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than hit and run.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all right .. I'm putting on my Chapstick

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real sign, mainly because in Thailand and SE Asia, squat toilets are pretty common. Thailand-S...c93113.jpg Thailand-Squat-Toilet-668e2a8c93113.jpg

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked at a refugee resettlement agency we had signs with detailed pictorial instructions on how to use the toilets

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    Robin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recon that's the numbers by gender who have been caught speeding. But sexism is so prevent we assume it's about the speeds men are allowed Vs women.

    Monika Lachova
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it's meant like that, OK, but it's not clear from those signs

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