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There’s something about funny road signs that everyone seems to have a soft spot for. Think of the internet’s beloved sign at Tex-Mex restaurant El Arroyo or the legendary Wallingford Sign at Seattle Propane, famous for making anyone who crosses paths with it giggle.

No less puntastic (if not even more!) is the Indian Hills Community Sign that has gained almost a cult following for its smashing one-liners, hilariously cheeky jokes, puns, and you name it. The sign makes road wisdom meet dad comedy, and the result will surely make you chuckle.

"It all began 5 years ago, on April Fools Day, when I put up a street sign that stirred up the area," the creator behind the sign told Bored Panda earlier. Turns out, Colorado native Vince Rozmiarek not only managed to put his lovely town, Indian Hills, on the map, but united all the sign humor aficionados on this Facebook page that keeps on growing.

Scroll down, check out our favorite road sign comedy, and be sure to take a look at more of Vince’s comical bits in our previous articles here and here.

More info: Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | VinceTheSignGuy.com

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Kona Pake
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure we would… They are the guys who’s mouth’s are open with their foot in it!

iblowsheep
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and when you point out the flaws in their, arguments, they just double down

Matheus Oliveira
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we don't have it, we can only know the greater ones, who like to have the monopoly of idiocy.

Klas Klättermus
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish we would have freedom of speech in Sweden :/

~hUmMuS vIbEs~
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometime they're just surrounded by an aura of stupidity...

JenJen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And everyone is pointing at the other side

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    Deborah Padgett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over half of our population will be safe then....

    Leah Helbig
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    4 years ago

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    Yup all the covid vaccinated

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't even ask for directions.

    CAMAW
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a funny thing to send to an ***

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think Trump worries about zombies?

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Zombie has No brains, sooooo , no worries

    44f5 Dixit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be happy.....for being alive.

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    beastmachine.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeling sorry for whoever is named Mike.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they say "Fire at will!" I always think, 'Dang, poor Will!"

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    CAMAW
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's an old Victorian unwrapping party😀

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we have to take turns with Mike?

    Znaya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the seating is unlimited, come on every one 😀

    Person
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha!! This is hilarious!

    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no! Poor Mike! 😱😱😱

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    With more than 161k followers, the Indian Hills Community Sign has become one of the internet’s most liked road signs. Created by Vince Rozmiarek, the goal of the sign board is to spread “puntastic humor to lighten your world,” says the project’s description on Vince’s website.

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    To find out more about the puntastic Indian Hills Community Sign, Bored Panda reached out to its creator Vince, better known as VinceTheSignGuy on social media, who shared some very interesting insights about his sign.“I built and started putting punny/funny messages on the sign, as a volunteer at the Indian Hills Community Center, starting on 4/1/2013,” he said.

    “April Fools was the day the sign fun was born, with 'Indian Hills Annexed by Morrison, slow down!' put on it. This sign insinuated that the Morrison Police Department was going to run speed traps in Indian Hills... and it created the desired chaos!”

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    Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this on a REALLL level... upvote.

    Aisling Raye
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this on a sign for my craft room... I'd make one but let's face it, I'd never finish it

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it an Olympic sport and I'm up for the gold!!!!

    Lisa Taylor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this photo & I don't like it.

    DanieLegz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is going on my Tinder Profile!

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    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misty Clips, people! They hold the mask to your nose and stop your glasses misting up. They have their own website and there's copy cats on amazon (I recommend the originals). I have to wear a mask all Friday morning when volunteering at a small bookshop and since I heard of them I can do that and still be able to see! Can't do much about the fact that during the heatwave wearing a mask is hot and uncomfortable sadly.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there this tip to put your glasses over your mask to avoid them fogging up?

    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst. I gave up wearing contacts around five years ago but got back into them last year because I was sick of masks fogging my glasses.

    F. H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually wear a second paper mask over my N95 mask every day at work because it stops my glasses from fogging up.

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    AdamKingXV
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you know the first rule of Assumption Club.

    Eppe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I re-read this in the voice of Stewart Francis

    Vince recounted that it was the first time “I had put anything of note on the big teal board I installed at the entrance of the Indian Hills Community Center.” After that, he decided to throw various things up there, from musings, quips, fake headlines, anything “unique and different,” as long as it got people talking.

    “Now those first 2 years, I was not posting signs online, but I was getting a ton of great feedback from the community, and frankly, I was having a blast trying to put up a new... crazy sign every 3 days.”

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao, I wish I could rattle puns off all day. I totally would. Like instead of having regular conversations... All puns, nothing else!

    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't want to trump that

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody has too much time on their hands.

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    Life is ?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me some time but I see why.

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    Axolotl King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm. I read something once that went along the lines of, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you hate, that way you know how big to dig the hole"

    CAMAW
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are treasures! They can be used for gardening! (if you don't get it, compost)

    Deborah Padgett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of a few such "treasures", hahahhaa.

    Catlady6000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a replacement for "Bless your heart," from now on, its "You're such a treasure!"

    Brenda Owens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I come up there? I have quite a few.

    Mick Kirk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my MIL said that about children

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    In 2015, Vince partnered with a friend, Micahlynn Kaza, to create The Indian Hills Community Sign Page. “She built and ran it, and I posted up the signs. After that, the world started getting in on the fun! There have been so many fun sign stories over the years!”

    Vince recounted some of them: “'Turning vegan would be a big missed steak' was a newsmaker... complete with vegans vandalizing the sign. When the Denver Broncos made their Superbowl run in 2015, I was predicting wins with funny puns that went viral! 'You know... when Colts grow up, the best become Broncos... Peyton Manning!"’

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    Beeps
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, that one is deep. (And deeply disturbing, too!)

    Znaya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your whole family 😀

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All right… who told on me?

    Darth Vader
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo I heard about this dumb guy from my patient today!

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one reason not to ruin people around you!

    CherokeeBhatt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure it’s multiple therapist

    Raven DeathShade
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the only person I fought enough with to actually make some damage is someone too stubborn to get real help, I highly doubt it. (Some 15 year old girl I knew once who decided she could tear down all my rules since it "wasn't fair" otherwise).

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    Darth Vader
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Point not meant to be argued with.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont want anyone thinking I'm high sorry I'll have to pass

    Drayha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only that really worked

    zovjraar me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought memory was the key...

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    SykesDaMan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one hurt me more than it should!!!

    Brittany
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I just heard "uptown funk" today at the grocery store :)

    Suzanne Clark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Kung Foo Fighting" playing at the supermarket ended my shopping experience rather quickly.

    Amelia Ashkin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goodwill is using a playlist of random songs, that has been given by people. Most of the songs are two decade old

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s that white stuff on the ground, did someone put too much soap in the washing machine?

    Jewels
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt the same way when I heard Black Dog by Led Zeppelin playing in an ELEVATOR!

    Znaya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't start dancing, then you will start asking more questions 😀

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    The creator of the famous sign also does signs for holidays, “with special respect given to our military on the appropriate days.”

    “During lockdown, I was doing a sign a day, really feeling the angst of what was happening around us, trying to put something up that might change the sad mood out there, if for just a minute.” Vince confessed it was like therapy to him, and he really bonded with many followers during this time, ”and that endures to this day!”

    Moreover, fans from all over the world can submit their jokes online, and they may well end up on the famous board. Punny one-liners like “The only thing flat-Earthers have to fear is sphere itself,” “I call my horse Mayo and sometimes Mayo neighs” and “Looking back, I really hurt my neck” are very welcome, so if you have one, be sure to hit Vince up here.

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    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don’t have buttons to hit, so start where you stand, turn around and walk away

    Jill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your family know exactly how to push all your buttons becuase they were the ones who installed them!

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    My O My
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'll be in therapy afore you...

    F. H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. Now I have The Dubliners stuck in my head.

    Brenda Owens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and I'll be in your house before you know it.

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    Tobias the Tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of how once when I was about 5 or so, my mom was making some sort of batter, and gave me the spatula and said "Go nuts". About half an hour later, I said from the living room: "Mom, I'm done going nuts!"

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could have been back to normal. But morons, fools and idiots successfully managed to keep the pandemic going.

    Leah Helbig
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what do you except when fools and liars run the world

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    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MARCH right over here and apologize

    Znaya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is normal again 😀

    Axolotl King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: this photograph was taken in may 2021

    Leah Helbig
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no getting back to normal unforunately

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    Axolotl King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not helpful sign. I'm already paranoid enough right now ;-;

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because people say that it's only paranoia doesn't mean that you're not being followed.

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not paranoid if they really are all after you.

    Anonymousplease
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like, oh, that's wholesome, then I was like oh, that's creepy

    Darth Vader
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's been so helpful. Thanks!

    CAMAW
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not alone as in you aren't the only one paranoid or..........

    Znaya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I wasn't before I am now

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    Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true that vince... true that

    Zophra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm going to share this with my daughter. She might not find it as funny.

    Dani Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found my pet bird under my bed XD

    Brenda Owens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried and the thing under my bed said it wants to eat you.

    Carnelian
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when you pack everything to move. Edit: (because i dont like cleaning my room XD)

    Kelly Hartle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like when I clean my whole house.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suckkkerrr… they’re laxatives!

    Brenda Owens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I am coming after you. I seem to have this urge to hug you really tight. Really, really tight.

    Full Name
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: anti-depressants don't actually make you happy. They just help you feel less depressed.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they are blocking your sorrow...

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    Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I luv this 😭😂

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the difference between a tank and a Zippo? One is very heavy. The other is a little lighter.

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    Dani Alexander
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a hot second to understand lmao

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every mom deserves a crown.

    R Carson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be thankful it wasn't a root canal!

    87z7rgjd7s
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you allow me to polish your crown? I’ll do a great job

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dentist told me that, and I told him I'm a size Large. He looked at me funny for some reason.

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    iblowsheep
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should call him on his personal phone on Saturday when you are sick and let him know about it

    Pixie
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I'm only weak during the week. Then the weak-ends!! 😆 LOL ok I know that was bad, but I had to!

    Riversong Meadows
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who calls in when they're really sick?

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    Ammie Gunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that gives it another reason to hate you, you eat it. I bet they love all the broccoli haters

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    Muff_Fluff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they have an excuse!

    A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From watt things are current-ly like right now, I am not so shocked...

    Full Name
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were just putting themselves through school?

    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but machinist can make anything.

    Mewregaurd Hissyfit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And firemen do it better, because they have longer hoses!

    Oerff On Tour
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind seeing some of them doing their side job

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are put into life without even being asked for their consent first.

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reply is actually to Leah.... Its crazy how many people can't see that both sides are absolute s**t, and perform theatre to bend peoples perceptions

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    Linus Nilsson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at it as a whole, most people has actually decided against it.

    C C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilariously dark yet do true!

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    Pixie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me miss visiting the ocean!

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    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw what you did there

    Nathan Dennis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Das a Corvette in the backgrounds

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he doesn't do his dad jokes only on father's day

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    Bee / she/her
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean they are together? Yeah, we all knew. The chemistry here is obvious!

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s your wife going to say when she starts looking for her highlighters the next morning?

    BasedWang
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woulda NEEDED to cut out a bright yellow transparent film and put it over the last sentence

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need it since I need to take care of someone tonight...

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once loaned a girlfriend $10,000 to get a face lift. Now I can't get my money back because I don't know what she looks like.

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I've always wondered about family owned business. How do they not argue around the customers.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ale is made from grain, so technically, it's a salad.

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    Kona Pake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I object… my name is Ella and my husband Sam is pissed!

    Truls
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t eat at Sal, Mo ‘n’ Ella’s diner

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    tomandjerry56
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean there is a bar for murders!!??

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    beastmachine.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dense question, which density is which?

    Allureana Draenei
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like asking which letter in the word "scent" is silent- The s or the c ?

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    Beast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that one person... "what's the difference"

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How thick headed some can be

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never throw brown snowballs and don't eat yellow snow.

    Muff_Fluff
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you aren’t the one on the receiving end of those snowballs, so fire away….

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

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    Eat too much doughnuts and you'll become a cop.

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    Mars Lander
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    4 years ago

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    Should just left as it as jurassic or jurassic'd

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    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I said a LITTLE off the top."

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    tomandjerry56
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signs like this really bug me. Vince probably didn’t even write these, maybe katydid?? Plus, people can bee dumb and a lot of these puns might fly over their head…..

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    SykesDaMan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, right! Oh wait, wrong joke! Sorry!!! :p

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    4 years ago

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    No no = yes.

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully I’ll find some Turkey.

    tomandjerry56
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iran to the fridge but there was only fried Turkey in there. I’m trying to avoid Greece….

    Yugan Talovich
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Czech it yourself, I'm not going to Serb you. (The funny thing is that I actually do have Czech and Serb blood)

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    Bob Stuart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever meet Vince the Sign Guy, I'll waste as much of his time as I can.

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever meet him, I'll ask him to become his pun apprentice. They're so dad-ish, it's awfulsome :D

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    tomandjerry56
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh don’t have a cow, you’re really making a mountain out of a molehill

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we all know who use it....

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    Bear Hall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We rebuild our lives from bits and pieces.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a difference between being alone and being lonely, though.

    Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not fun to be bayou self 😭😂

    A B C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, most of the time I enjoy the quiet.

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    tomandjerry56
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or anything 2D, they’re so shallow….