There’s something about funny road signs that everyone seems to have a soft spot for. Think of the internet’s beloved sign at Tex-Mex restaurant El Arroyo or the legendary Wallingford Sign at Seattle Propane, famous for making anyone who crosses paths with it giggle.
No less puntastic (if not even more!) is the Indian Hills Community Sign that has gained almost a cult following for its smashing one-liners, hilariously cheeky jokes, puns, and you name it. The sign makes road wisdom meet dad comedy, and the result will surely make you chuckle.
"It all began 5 years ago, on April Fools Day, when I put up a street sign that stirred up the area," the creator behind the sign told Bored Panda earlier. Turns out, Colorado native Vince Rozmiarek not only managed to put his lovely town, Indian Hills, on the map, but united all the sign humor aficionados on this Facebook page that keeps on growing.
Scroll down, check out our favorite road sign comedy, and be sure to take a look at more of Vince’s comical bits in our previous articles here and here.
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and when you point out the flaws in their, arguments, they just double down
If we don't have it, we can only know the greater ones, who like to have the monopoly of idiocy.
When they say "Fire at will!" I always think, 'Dang, poor Will!"
Load More Replies...With more than 161k followers, the Indian Hills Community Sign has become one of the internet’s most liked road signs. Created by Vince Rozmiarek, the goal of the sign board is to spread “puntastic humor to lighten your world,” says the project’s description on Vince’s website.
To find out more about the puntastic Indian Hills Community Sign, Bored Panda reached out to its creator Vince, better known as VinceTheSignGuy on social media, who shared some very interesting insights about his sign.“I built and started putting punny/funny messages on the sign, as a volunteer at the Indian Hills Community Center, starting on 4/1/2013,” he said.
“April Fools was the day the sign fun was born, with 'Indian Hills Annexed by Morrison, slow down!' put on it. This sign insinuated that the Morrison Police Department was going to run speed traps in Indian Hills... and it created the desired chaos!”
I need this on a sign for my craft room... I'd make one but let's face it, I'd never finish it
Misty Clips, people! They hold the mask to your nose and stop your glasses misting up. They have their own website and there's copy cats on amazon (I recommend the originals). I have to wear a mask all Friday morning when volunteering at a small bookshop and since I heard of them I can do that and still be able to see! Can't do much about the fact that during the heatwave wearing a mask is hot and uncomfortable sadly.
Wasn't there this tip to put your glasses over your mask to avoid them fogging up?
The worst. I gave up wearing contacts around five years ago but got back into them last year because I was sick of masks fogging my glasses.
Vince recounted that it was the first time “I had put anything of note on the big teal board I installed at the entrance of the Indian Hills Community Center.” After that, he decided to throw various things up there, from musings, quips, fake headlines, anything “unique and different,” as long as it got people talking.
“Now those first 2 years, I was not posting signs online, but I was getting a ton of great feedback from the community, and frankly, I was having a blast trying to put up a new... crazy sign every 3 days.”
Lmao, I wish I could rattle puns off all day. I totally would. Like instead of having regular conversations... All puns, nothing else!
Hm. I read something once that went along the lines of, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you hate, that way you know how big to dig the hole"
Finally, a replacement for "Bless your heart," from now on, its "You're such a treasure!"
In 2015, Vince partnered with a friend, Micahlynn Kaza, to create The Indian Hills Community Sign Page. “She built and ran it, and I posted up the signs. After that, the world started getting in on the fun! There have been so many fun sign stories over the years!”
Vince recounted some of them: “'Turning vegan would be a big missed steak' was a newsmaker... complete with vegans vandalizing the sign. When the Denver Broncos made their Superbowl run in 2015, I was predicting wins with funny puns that went viral! 'You know... when Colts grow up, the best become Broncos... Peyton Manning!"’
Since the only person I fought enough with to actually make some damage is someone too stubborn to get real help, I highly doubt it. (Some 15 year old girl I knew once who decided she could tear down all my rules since it "wasn't fair" otherwise).
"Kung Foo Fighting" playing at the supermarket ended my shopping experience rather quickly.
Goodwill is using a playlist of random songs, that has been given by people. Most of the songs are two decade old
The creator of the famous sign also does signs for holidays, “with special respect given to our military on the appropriate days.”
“During lockdown, I was doing a sign a day, really feeling the angst of what was happening around us, trying to put something up that might change the sad mood out there, if for just a minute.” Vince confessed it was like therapy to him, and he really bonded with many followers during this time, ”and that endures to this day!”
Moreover, fans from all over the world can submit their jokes online, and they may well end up on the famous board. Punny one-liners like “The only thing flat-Earthers have to fear is sphere itself,” “I call my horse Mayo and sometimes Mayo neighs” and “Looking back, I really hurt my neck” are very welcome, so if you have one, be sure to hit Vince up here.
Electric batter mixers. You can imagine the rest.
Load More Replies...This reminds me of how once when I was about 5 or so, my mom was making some sort of batter, and gave me the spatula and said "Go nuts". About half an hour later, I said from the living room: "Mom, I'm done going nuts!"
It could have been back to normal. But morons, fools and idiots successfully managed to keep the pandemic going.
But what do you except when fools and liars run the world
Load More Replies...Just because people say that it's only paranoia doesn't mean that you're not being followed.
At first I was like, oh, that's wholesome, then I was like oh, that's creepy
And I am coming after you. I seem to have this urge to hug you really tight. Really, really tight.
Fun fact: anti-depressants don't actually make you happy. They just help you feel less depressed.
What is the difference between a tank and a Zippo? One is very heavy. The other is a little lighter.
My dentist told me that, and I told him I'm a size Large. He looked at me funny for some reason.
you should call him on his personal phone on Saturday when you are sick and let him know about it
I heard the corruption in the elevator factory goes all the way to the top...
that gives it another reason to hate you, you eat it. I bet they love all the broccoli haters
Load More Replies...People are put into life without even being asked for their consent first.
this reply is actually to Leah.... Its crazy how many people can't see that both sides are absolute s**t, and perform theatre to bend peoples perceptions
Load More Replies...You mean they are together? Yeah, we all knew. The chemistry here is obvious!
I once loaned a girlfriend $10,000 to get a face lift. Now I can't get my money back because I don't know what she looks like.
And I've always wondered about family owned business. How do they not argue around the customers.
That's like asking which letter in the word "scent" is silent- The s or the c ?
Load More Replies...Hey, you aren’t the one on the receiving end of those snowballs, so fire away….
Load More Replies...Signs like this really bug me. Vince probably didn’t even write these, maybe katydid?? Plus, people can bee dumb and a lot of these puns might fly over their head…..
I would mark their words but can't seem to find my highlighter.
Load More Replies...Iran to the fridge but there was only fried Turkey in there. I’m trying to avoid Greece….
Czech it yourself, I'm not going to Serb you. (The funny thing is that I actually do have Czech and Serb blood)
If I ever meet Vince the Sign Guy, I'll waste as much of his time as I can.
If I ever meet him, I'll ask him to become his pun apprentice. They're so dad-ish, it's awfulsome :D
Load More Replies...Oh don’t have a cow, you’re really making a mountain out of a molehill
There's a difference between being alone and being lonely, though.
my favourite post so far! That person is hilarious and I'm definetely going to steal at least 20 of them
OMG I live like 15 minutes away from here and me and my dad read it everyday on our way back up from Denver.
my favourite post so far! That person is hilarious and I'm definetely going to steal at least 20 of them
OMG I live like 15 minutes away from here and me and my dad read it everyday on our way back up from Denver.
