AWESOME!!!

Luv it!

Great advice

First time my wife saw a Belted Galloway, it was from a distance and she asked me, "Why do you think they wrapped that cow in a bandage?"

I can't even this is so funny

Fair enough

Next time I'm in LA, I'm tracking this guy down and buying an ice cream.

That’s so cool! I would like to have one for my beach house

True, That's all I'm saying.

"I'm a moth, what should I do?"

I hope there's also another sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no service", because someone might take them up on it.

Sounds like a good way to have your packages "accidentally" dropped from a great height.

Still laughing.

I'd like to hear them, please

That’s a full car of physical and emotional baggage

This is great, a dry sense of humour,. I love it.

That water bowl for the dogs means it's a great pub!

Sweet.

The nice sign wasn’t working XD

To be fair, we should not insult dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were destroyed by an outside factor. It is only humans who allow their stupidity and recklessness to be the cause of their own demise. We are our own comet.

Done and done

This made me laugh out loud

That's a win

Or ROMEOs: Retired Old Men Eating Out

I wonder what it takes to let you sit at that table.

If that’s a restaurant, why do they all have paper cups?

Our local Best Western Hotel had a restaurant that business people liked. We also had a table where the same group gathered every day. It always had a large red cast iron bull in the center to save it. When I asked why, I was told that it was "the Bullsh*t table".

Love it!

You know that they are the OG OGs

That so generous

I love this one!

How about asking them to bring their own coffee cups to reduce the waste.

I'm asking myself why the restaurant uses plastic cups and dishes for eat -in customers. Seems like a gigantic waste. I know it's convenient. But in times of global warming, maybe dishwashers aren't such a bad idea.

Taking care of his customers. Good guy. I'm sure the 'Old Farts" appreciated it too.

I thought that was Richard Dreyfuss for a hot second.

And I thought it was the cheese that made that smell

My dad has a weekly thing that he calls his " old geezers lunch".

At first I thought it was a table at which you could rip one off without being frowned upon. I'm so disappointed now.

This was my father at his local mall when he was alive. Him and his Cronies.

me and the lads dining at jack's

I want to sit at that table in about 20 years...

Thought that was Al Worden for a second!

honestly, this sign should be everywhere.

The passive aggression is strong in this one.

And the spirits of the less than one-thirds who were left behind became a CORNmunity and swore an oat to always help CORNfused people find their way...I'll leave now

Lol

ALREADY GOT! GETTING IT NOW!

Of course, I've seen this same sign since the 1960s -- every single generation gets fed up with know it all teenagers . . . and those know it all teenagers grow up to be people fed up with know it all teenagers. It's the circle of life.

Honestly, it's just quite disgusting that they needed this sign to begin with.

It doesn't cost anything to be polite - in fact, in this instance, it's a bargain!

Prefect description

Horn broken watch for finger. Hilarious!

'Well if he doesn't practice now, he won't get a college scholarship,' screamed Mrs Tanner.

Truth!

If you're going to fail, fail spectacularly!