AWESOME!!!

Luv it!

Great advice

First time my wife saw a Belted Galloway, it was from a distance and she asked me, "Why do you think they wrapped that cow in a bandage?"

I can't even this is so funny

Fair enough

Next time I'm in LA, I'm tracking this guy down and buying an ice cream.

True, That's all I'm saying.

"I'm a moth, what should I do?"

I hope there's also another sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no service", because someone might take them up on it.

Sounds like a good way to have your packages "accidentally" dropped from a great height.

Still laughing.

I'd like to hear them, please

That’s a full car of physical and emotional baggage

This is great, a dry sense of humour,. I love it.

That water bowl for the dogs means it's a great pub!

Sweet.

The nice sign wasn’t working XD

To be fair, we should not insult dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were destroyed by an outside factor. It is only humans who allow their stupidity and recklessness to be the cause of their own demise. We are our own comet.

Done and done

This made me laugh out loud

That's a win

honestly, this sign should be everywhere.

The passive aggression is strong in this one.

And the spirits of the less than one-thirds who were left behind became a CORNmunity and swore an oat to always help CORNfused people find their way...I'll leave now

Lol

ALREADY GOT! GETTING IT NOW!

Of course, I've seen this same sign since the 1960s -- every single generation gets fed up with know it all teenagers . . . and those know it all teenagers grow up to be people fed up with know it all teenagers. It's the circle of life.

Honestly, it's just quite disgusting that they needed this sign to begin with.

It doesn't cost anything to be polite - in fact, in this instance, it's a bargain!

Prefect description

Horn broken watch for finger. Hilarious!

'Well if he doesn't practice now, he won't get a college scholarship,' screamed Mrs Tanner.

Truth!

If you're going to fail, fail spectacularly!

Oh, I'm gonna frame that.

".. you have to provide your own entertainment though."

Burn!! (but not the burgers please)

People were being dickheads and throwing their cigarettes on the ground. That’s the story behind it

And getting a hair in your mask is a new kind of hell.

I've had a few garage sales. If it's priced for a quarter, they will still try to get it for a dime. It never stops.

<3

CaroCaro feels sad now! And she got both her vaccines too.

That last sentence hahaha.

There's a street sign I've always been tempted to take in the area where I used to deliver parcels. It was a street sign for the intersection of Cherry & Beaver.

Heads up: the egg came first since the shipping was lighter and the person who shipped it was actually responsible (and that is the true awnser to the question, for a chicken like animal laid the egg and then that egg hatched into a chicken)

There's an old piano outside my local library, under the eaves where it won't be rained on. Little kids hammer on it, adults occasionally play lovely things, and even medium-size children put on a show. Every warm-weather library should have a community piano!

This is brilliant.

My bad