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Some people are looking for a sign from God, others from the financial market. But what if I told you that a local pub or a fencing academy can put up one that's just as memorable?

Bored Panda collected a list of the funniest signs to start off the week right, and believe me when I say it, they will show you that people are really creative when it comes to getting their message across.

Of course, we also included a few unfortunate attempts to balance things out. Enjoy!

#1

Sign Posted Outside A Fencing Academy

Sign Posted Outside A Fencing Academy

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These signs definitely have a lot of personality. And it's precisely what people and businesses want from them. Sick and tired of chain culture slowly making all streets look the same, many city shops are returning to handpainted signs.

Adrian Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that, "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

Geach lives in Wales but can take his brushes anywhere to work on a project. He left school at 16 to undertake a five-year signwriting apprenticeship and said he was lucky enough to be taught by three master craftsmen steeped in the skills of a brush and a pot of paint.

After learning the trade, Geach set up a sign makers business specializing in exhibition and display graphics and embraced the new vinyl and large format technology that was just coming to the fore.

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#4

I Thought It Was Weird Someone Put Tape Over The Sign

I Thought It Was Weird Someone Put Tape Over The Sign

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Dr Nostromo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First time my wife saw a Belted Galloway, it was from a distance and she asked me, "Why do you think they wrapped that cow in a bandage?"

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Adrian has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

#7

Los Angeles Ice Cream Truck Owner Is Tired Of Social Media Influencers Trying To Get Free Ice Cream For Mentions

Los Angeles Ice Cream Truck Owner Is Tired Of Social Media Influencers Trying To Get Free Ice Cream For Mentions

"We’ve decided to make this thing official with signage. We truly don’t care if you’re an Influencer, or how many followers you have. We will never give you a free ice cream in exchange for a post on your social media page. It’s literally a $4 item... Well now it’s $8 for you."

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Kusotare
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Next time I'm in LA, I'm tracking this guy down and buying an ice cream.

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#8

This Wet Floor Sign At The Toronto Aquarium

This Wet Floor Sign At The Toronto Aquarium

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But signwriting can even be risky! "You use all your senses … not losing your balance while keeping a steady hand," Manuel Griñón Montes of Pincel Signs and Murals said. "I once had a passer-by threaten to kick my ladder while I was 3.5m (over 11 feet) high."

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Luckily for us, nothing is stopping these skilled and witty creatives!

#9

Let's Not Ruin It By Calling Out Colors Or Sides. Just Enjoy The Sign For What It Says

Let's Not Ruin It By Calling Out Colors Or Sides. Just Enjoy The Sign For What It Says

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#10

This Sign In Front Of A Bunch Of Venus Flytrap

This Sign In Front Of A Bunch Of Venus Flytrap

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#11

All Or Nothing! A Sign From A Local Business

All Or Nothing! A Sign From A Local Business

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope there's also another sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no service", because someone might take them up on it.

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#12

Housemate Put This Sign On Our Door After Amazon Repeatedly Posted "Sorry We Missed You" Cards Whilst We Were Home

Housemate Put This Sign On Our Door After Amazon Repeatedly Posted "Sorry We Missed You" Cards Whilst We Were Home

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Johnny
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like a good way to have your packages "accidentally" dropped from a great height.

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#14

This Sign At The Entrance To My In-Laws Retirement Community

This Sign At The Entrance To My In-Laws Retirement Community

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#16

A Few Days Ago A Car Drove Through An Arby's. This Was Their Sign Today

A Few Days Ago A Car Drove Through An Arby's. This Was Their Sign Today

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#17

This Sign Outside A Local Pub

This Sign Outside A Local Pub

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#19

The Sign At The Pizza Place I Go To

The Sign At The Pizza Place I Go To

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#20

This Sign At A Local Vet

This Sign At A Local Vet

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Serial pacifist
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, we should not insult dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were destroyed by an outside factor. It is only humans who allow their stupidity and recklessness to be the cause of their own demise. We are our own comet.

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#22

I Work At A Vet Clinic And One Of My Coworkers Put This Up On The Wall

I Work At A Vet Clinic And One Of My Coworkers Put This Up On The Wall

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Hilary Mol
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just scared my cat by snort-laughing at "oh lawd he comin!"

Brian Bennett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With some adjustment- not too much, should be in every doctors waiting room!

Kira Okah
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is in my local vet too, still lol as well as informative.

Angela Chapman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh lawd he comin" aka "Danger chonk" (thank my daughter for that one!)

Leo Domitrix
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They forgot 15: "Owners never feed". I see those around a lot. Painfully thin.

AnnaBanana
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat is between Hefty Chonker and Mega Chonker...he REALLY needs to lose weight!!

Stephen Hatter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a cat that is a Hockin Chonker. Her name is Bella and she rocks. \

Alienkitten11
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both of my kittens r probably the 1st one and someday i will post pics of them

Elizabeth Levin (ElizaMaow)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

CHONK CHART!!!! The last one looks like a a short puffy Cheeto and the first one looks like a short crunchy Cheeto.

Cameron Fu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have a cat that big, you’ll need to get him a new litter

Lindy Mac
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At Chonk 50 the owner needs a stern lecture ! More food does not mean more love.

Amanda Hunter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a hefty chonk and he got diabetes, I had to inject him several times a day.

Nancy Lynch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the view from above. You don't see your cat from the side a lot of the time.

Lisa Chambers
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very helpful. I think my cat is the heckin chonker but she is a maine c**n who has a lot of fur. She might be smaller.

Caroline Overill
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm afraid I come close to the last one. My cat comes in the first category and gives me looks of extreme superiority when she sees me trying to exercise. Especially out of one eye when she's been sleeping.

Raven DeathShade
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We once had a cat obtain "Hefty Chunk" level. He had bad kidney problems and ran away about a year or so ago.

Bernadette Circle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t decide if my boy is A Fine Boi or if He Chomnk. His primordial pouch obscures things.

Analyn Lahr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What weight measurement is this in? Are those numbers even a weight? Or something else? It can't be pounds or kilograms. I'm just a dumb blonde American.

Sans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so funny, my cat prim is either a megachonker or OH LAWD HE COMIN

Katrina
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me sad it's at a vet's office. Fat animals are never cute or funny

Aaricia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why sad? It's to show people what a healthy cat looks like and if their cat needs a diet.

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#23

These Guys Sit At This Table Every Morning. The Restaurant Owners Made This Sign To Claim The Table For Them

These Guys Sit At This Table Every Morning. The Restaurant Owners Made This Sign To Claim The Table For Them

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#25

Utah Has Its Issues, But It’s Traffic Signs Are Top Notch

Utah Has Its Issues, But It’s Traffic Signs Are Top Notch

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#26

This Corn Maze Sign

This Corn Maze Sign

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Michelle M
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the spirits of the less than one-thirds who were left behind became a CORNmunity and swore an oat to always help CORNfused people find their way...I'll leave now

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#29

This Relatable Sign In Ireland

This Relatable Sign In Ireland

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L.A. Trefry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course, I've seen this same sign since the 1960s -- every single generation gets fed up with know it all teenagers . . . and those know it all teenagers grow up to be people fed up with know it all teenagers. It's the circle of life.

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#30

I’ve Never Seen A Hotel Pool Sign So Blunt Before

I’ve Never Seen A Hotel Pool Sign So Blunt Before

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#31

Sign At A Local Coffee Shop

Sign At A Local Coffee Shop

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SoozeeQ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't cost anything to be polite - in fact, in this instance, it's a bargain!

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#33

One Cardboard Sign To Rule Them All

One Cardboard Sign To Rule Them All

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#34

Sign Posted At A Community Ball Field

Sign Posted At A Community Ball Field

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Michelle M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Well if he doesn't practice now, he won't get a college scholarship,' screamed Mrs Tanner.

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#36

This Sign Cracks Me Up

This Sign Cracks Me Up

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#38

We Were Cleaning Up Our Rental Vacation Home And Found Someone Had Left This Sign In Our Bathroom

We Were Cleaning Up Our Rental Vacation Home And Found Someone Had Left This Sign In Our Bathroom

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#39

It’s My First Time Seeing A Funny Sign Like This

It’s My First Time Seeing A Funny Sign Like This

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#40

Wonder What The Story Behind This Is

Wonder What The Story Behind This Is

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Nixxy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People were being dickheads and throwing their cigarettes on the ground. That’s the story behind it

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#41

The Accuracy. Fuming

The Accuracy. Fuming

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#42

This Sign In An Antique Store

This Sign In An Antique Store

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JoanieBalonie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had a few garage sales. If it's priced for a quarter, they will still try to get it for a dime. It never stops.

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#44

Sign My Dad Has Up At His House

Sign My Dad Has Up At His House

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#45

This Local Tattoo Studio Has A Sign At The Reception Counter

This Local Tattoo Studio Has A Sign At The Reception Counter

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#46

This Sign Has Been Stolen Too Many Times I Guess

This Sign Has Been Stolen Too Many Times I Guess

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Dr Nostromo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a street sign I've always been tempted to take in the area where I used to deliver parcels. It was a street sign for the intersection of Cherry & Beaver.

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#47

My Dad Was Responsible For Our Neighbourhood Sign This Week, A Series

My Dad Was Responsible For Our Neighbourhood Sign This Week, A Series

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Nixxy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heads up: the egg came first since the shipping was lighter and the person who shipped it was actually responsible (and that is the true awnser to the question, for a chicken like animal laid the egg and then that egg hatched into a chicken)

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#48

Went To Museum And They Had A Working Piano They Had This Sign

Went To Museum And They Had A Working Piano They Had This Sign

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's an old piano outside my local library, under the eaves where it won't be rained on. Little kids hammer on it, adults occasionally play lovely things, and even medium-size children put on a show. Every warm-weather library should have a community piano!

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#52

Sign Recently Erected In My Neighborhood

Sign Recently Erected In My Neighborhood

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cats are stupid, too! And that's why they stay inside. And not just because of the traffic, I doubt Princess Fluffylint could find her way home if she crossed the street.

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#53

Sign I Made For My Dad On Father’s Day

Sign I Made For My Dad On Father’s Day

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#54

This Tattoo Shops Signs Are Always On Point

This Tattoo Shops Signs Are Always On Point

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#59

What A Confusing Sign

What A Confusing Sign

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Danieletc
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Start with the children. They'll be back up for more by the time you're done with the elderly.

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#60

Someone Altered A Deer Crossing Sign In Upstate NY

Someone Altered A Deer Crossing Sign In Upstate NY

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#62

Passing This Zoo Sign, I Start Laughing But No One In My Family Seemed To Get It At First

Passing This Zoo Sign, I Start Laughing But No One In My Family Seemed To Get It At First

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L.A. Trefry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of a sign in the Bronx Zoo in the 1960s -- “You are looking at the most dangerous animal in the world. It alone of all the animals that ever lived can exterminate (and has) entire species of animals. Now it has the power to wipe out all life on earth.” But when you looked through the bars, it was a mirror. (Pretty powerful message for 1963.)

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#63

My Wife Posted This Sign (On Her Office Door) During Our Holiday Party

My Wife Posted This Sign (On Her Office Door) During Our Holiday Party

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#64

A Very Informative Sign I Came Across Today In Nebraska

A Very Informative Sign I Came Across Today In Nebraska

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#66

Recursive Programming Be Like

Recursive Programming Be Like

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#67

Thanks To All The Rain, The Water Level Fits This "No Swimming" Sign Perfectly

Thanks To All The Rain, The Water Level Fits This "No Swimming" Sign Perfectly

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#68

The Town Of Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada Just Erected A New Sign

The Town Of Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada Just Erected A New Sign

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#69

Best Sign I've Ever Seen. Anyone Have A Goat?

Best Sign I've Ever Seen. Anyone Have A Goat?

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#71

The Best Thing About Pregnant Women Is The Free Wi-Fi

The Best Thing About Pregnant Women Is The Free Wi-Fi

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chi-wei shen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are pregnant women eligible for priority seating if they don't emit Wi-Fi signals?

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#73

Sign Outside My Chiro’s Office Today

Sign Outside My Chiro’s Office Today

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#75

To Inform Staff Of Hygiene Rules

To Inform Staff Of Hygiene Rules

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#79

This Place Always Has Funny Signs

This Place Always Has Funny Signs

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Seanette Blaylock
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I firmly believe that autocorrect is a little elf who lives in your device and is sincerely trying with all his tiny heart to help you, but he's very very drunk.

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#80

This Aggressive Social Distancing Sign At My Hotel

This Aggressive Social Distancing Sign At My Hotel

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#82

Sign In The New Orleans Airport Bathroom

Sign In The New Orleans Airport Bathroom

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer "WASH YOUR HANDS like you just chopped up jalapenos, and need to take your contacts out". I'd get a bumper sticker if I could find one.

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#84

Some Signs Are Hard To Interpret, Not This One, Though. The Meaning Is Clear. Cyclists Are To Blame For The Fall Of Christianity

Some Signs Are Hard To Interpret, Not This One, Though. The Meaning Is Clear. Cyclists Are To Blame For The Fall Of Christianity

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Skara Brae
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see, Constantine didn't want us to know about the Four Bicyclists of the Apocalypse.

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#85

Fake United Signs Posted At The Airport

Fake United Signs Posted At The Airport

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Nicky
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I flew Spirit, and they actually made the following announcement when we landed: "Thank you for flying Spirit. We know you had a lot of airline choices, and we're really glad you couldn't afford any of the others." The whole plane cracked up.

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#86

Important Sign Seen At The San Francisco Pride Parade Today

Important Sign Seen At The San Francisco Pride Parade Today

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Skara Brae
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apple could easily have made iphones record horizontal video by default while holding a camera phone upright. For a product advertised as taking great photos, this is the most baffling blunder. Now everybody copies the same blunder.

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#87

The Sign At My Son's Little League Field

The Sign At My Son's Little League Field

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SentimentAndBadJokes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If seen this at several places before, and tbh, quite sad that people need to be reminded of this

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#88

I Feel Like They Need To Keep Updating Their Signs

I Feel Like They Need To Keep Updating Their Signs

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#89

This Sign I See On My Way To Work Every Day

This Sign I See On My Way To Work Every Day

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Skara Brae
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vegans can be stuck in traffic too. I would be more helpful if instead of "Go Vegan" the sign said "Use other route." If anyone is curious, the blacked-out sign is a phone number. (Thanks, google image search).

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#91

Sign Placement Fail

Sign Placement Fail

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Kusotare
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That playground is so popular that people are dying to get in. [ba-dum-bum-ksh!]

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#93

Yeah… Let's Put Those Two Signs Together

Yeah… Let's Put Those Two Signs Together

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus's hung around with 12 guys and hooker. I'm sure many an adult film started the same way.

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#94

Our City Is Proud To Have The World's Largest Teepee. Someone Vandalized The Sign Last Night

Our City Is Proud To Have The World's Largest Teepee. Someone Vandalized The Sign Last Night

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#95

Sign At My Local Motorcycle Shop

Sign At My Local Motorcycle Shop

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#97

My New Sign Finally Arrived

My New Sign Finally Arrived

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#98

This Sign At My School

This Sign At My School

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Nixxy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Signs need to be made because people have done the thing and they are warning them not to. I can just imagine now a boss trying to walk into a conference room and then bashing into a window instead XD

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#100

Thanks Mcdonalds, But I'll Pass

Thanks Mcdonalds, But I'll Pass

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Skara Brae
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd hate to be the one who empties the mouse traps into the bags in the morning.

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#101

Oh, Michigan

Oh, Michigan

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Hilary Mol
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to Detroit, people. Oh, and construction lasts 10 out of 12 months. Good luck.

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#102

Sign At A Neighborhood Park. Read The Fine Print

Sign At A Neighborhood Park. Read The Fine Print

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#103

This Place Always Puts Up The Funniest Things

This Place Always Puts Up The Funniest Things

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#104

Owner Of The Store Is A 70-Year-Old Man Who Changes The Sign Himself Every Couple Of Days. Very Wholesome Indeed

Owner Of The Store Is A 70-Year-Old Man Who Changes The Sign Himself Every Couple Of Days. Very Wholesome Indeed

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monkeydog
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I vote we stop describing everything as "wholesome". It doesn't even apply to this.

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#105

Dairy Queen Near Me Has This On Their Sign

Dairy Queen Near Me Has This On Their Sign

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#107

There Go My Plans For A Part-Time Job

There Go My Plans For A Part-Time Job

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#108

I Think My Hotel Room Sign Is An Oxymoron

I Think My Hotel Room Sign Is An Oxymoron

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#109

Possibly The Best Sign Ever Posted In My Neighborhood

Possibly The Best Sign Ever Posted In My Neighborhood

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DUN DUN
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They drained peace, hope, and happiness out of the air wherever they floated

#110

This Sign I Took A Picture By On January 1st Of 2020 Seems To Have Been Incorrect On Its Hypothesis

This Sign I Took A Picture By On January 1st Of 2020 Seems To Have Been Incorrect On Its Hypothesis

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Dr Nostromo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope the sign wasn't in front of a Fortune Teller's shop. Would have been mighty bad for business.

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#111

No Such Thing As Bad Publicity. Wally’s Pub Here On The NH Seacoast, Brilliantly Seeing To It

No Such Thing As Bad Publicity. Wally’s Pub Here On The NH Seacoast, Brilliantly Seeing To It

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#112

Thought My Yard Sale Sign Might Be Enjoyed Here

Thought My Yard Sale Sign Might Be Enjoyed Here

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#113

This Sign I Saw In The Bahamas

This Sign I Saw In The Bahamas

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#114

After I Juggled For The Police, My University Library Posted This Sign

After I Juggled For The Police, My University Library Posted This Sign

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#115

Gas Station Makes The Whole Town Laugh With Their Funny Signs

Gas Station Makes The Whole Town Laugh With Their Funny Signs

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#116

Obviously American Airlines Deserved An Honest Sign Too

Obviously American Airlines Deserved An Honest Sign Too

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Jody Brown
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3 years ago

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And they somehow knew that the idiot November visitor spoke English.

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#118

Who Said The Church Didn’t Have A Sense Of Humor

Who Said The Church Didn’t Have A Sense Of Humor

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#119

I Get It For The Sign But Did They Really Just Have To Call Us This

I Get It For The Sign But Did They Really Just Have To Call Us This

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#120

My Parents Took Advantage Of The Graduation Sign Trend To S*it On Me For Dropping Out

My Parents Took Advantage Of The Graduation Sign Trend To S*it On Me For Dropping Out

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#121

Technically The Sign Is Not Wrong

Technically The Sign Is Not Wrong

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#122

Parents' Front Door Sign

Parents' Front Door Sign

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine : "If you are close enough to read this sign, you are too close."

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#123

Apparently You Can't Smoke Alcohol In Santa Monica

Apparently You Can't Smoke Alcohol In Santa Monica

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#124

Local Traffic Sign Getting A Little Snappy

Local Traffic Sign Getting A Little Snappy

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#126

So The Legion In Longbranch Had A Bazaar

So The Legion In Longbranch Had A Bazaar

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#129

This Sign Was Taped To One Of The Men's Bathroom Where I Work

This Sign Was Taped To One Of The Men's Bathroom Where I Work

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Sasy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'to infinity and beyond'...I did it, I could not help it, it had to be done.

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#130

These Were Signs I Made For A Yard Sale Back In 2017

These Were Signs I Made For A Yard Sale Back In 2017

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#131

This Sign For My Local Coffee Joint

This Sign For My Local Coffee Joint

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#132

Restaurant Sign Fail At The Ulster Hospital

Restaurant Sign Fail At The Ulster Hospital

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#134

This Landlord Sign In My Town Got Vandalized And I Love It

This Landlord Sign In My Town Got Vandalized And I Love It

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#135

If You See Someone Drowning And Don't Know What To Do

If You See Someone Drowning And Don't Know What To Do

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The dark side of my personality laughed more than it should have.

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#136

Love These Signs, If Only People Would Respect Other Drivers

Love These Signs, If Only People Would Respect Other Drivers

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#138

This Variation Of The “Now Hiring” Sign At My Local Sonic

This Variation Of The “Now Hiring” Sign At My Local Sonic

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#139

A Church Sign I Saw Today. Did They Run Out Of “G”s Or We’re They Trying To Make A Funny? Either Way I’ve Been Laughing All Day

A Church Sign I Saw Today. Did They Run Out Of “G”s Or We’re They Trying To Make A Funny? Either Way I’ve Been Laughing All Day

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#140

Saw This In Tennessee Last March

Saw This In Tennessee Last March

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#141

That Was Not Very Effective

That Was Not Very Effective

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Samia Guled
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No Vandalism These premises are protected under video surveillance. Person(s) caught vandalizing this property are subj to be fined video surve

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