Ahahaha xD. Laughed so hard at this!

Can't stop laughing! :))

What kind of berry

Bwhahahahaha!!!!!

Ain't that the truth! :D

i swear allthe goddamned time

hello it's me

That.. Is.. Just.. Cold.. 🙄😐😜

how i justify eating a box of chocolates

At least it ain't united

True

the secret of life

"Zootopia," the DMV scene. I forgot how to breath, I laughed so hard

He could pick some great voices depending on his mood. Darth Vader, Morgan Freeman or Gomer Pyle.

Welp, McDonalds again

Well, "football" is a very generic term, but I've always thought it was an odd name for American Football since it has very little foot-to-ball action.

That is so true

brilliant

LOL

*me*

But try not to blur the Rolex...

That should cause a scene. Unfortunately, you won't be around to enjoy your masterpiece. lol

try 30, science needs you

How is this not higher up?

John L, I think you should take Eeyore's advice

Moist makes me think of cake, and cake is wonderful.

Age 30: Minivan time!

Welcome to the real world Mike we have cookies.

Wish I was there for that.

same mate

And we continue to f**k with them

Same for me with Saved by the Bell. Thought I'd have perfect skin, my friends would all be models, and I'd be one of the 5 most popular people in a school of 25 students.

Lol I get that a lot xd

Now I can never showet again.

Which one is cheaper?

Lol! U asked for it! :-D

Actually, it was also seven of every clean animal. I don't know why seven, because that significantly more than 2 and also uneven but it's the Bible, it doesn't make sense.

Yep.. How I feel as an academic.

A fascinating thought indeed!

I need to do this right away

LOL

who is chris Brown?

every time

But you're obviously going places!

Lotsa dead bodies...

That's it!

8 Bit FARM GIRL?? XD

Middle name "Cassandra"

Like he'd know the difference..

Woohoo! I'm angelic!

I feel your pain, man. :-D

"Dangerous Virgin"

I love this! I want this on a t-shirt.

lol like Catherine Windsor Mountbatten

"Dude, just shut up! I don't need to know about Canadia, or whatever it's called! I'm just saying I think it's cold!

Hamster mom: That's ok, I already have 86 and a dozen more are on the way *pats belly*

Guy Chapman Fellows

This should be higher. LOL

John L, is this the only site you troll? I'm just curious.