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If you’re looking for a Twitter account that’s guaranteed to make you smile, then Shut Up, Mike is the one you need to follow.

The guy behind it is Mike Ginn, a comedy writer who lives in Los Angeles. He works for Comedy Central’s @midnight, and it’s easy to see why when you read his sometimes weird, sometimes quirky, but always hilarious tweets.

Check out some of our favorites below, and don’t forget to vote for the best!

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What do you think ?

Paula Bogomolova 7 years ago

Nah. Not as funny as expected.

Susan Hughes 7 years ago

One more reason not to have a Twitter account

RespectThePaiva 7 years ago

No. The funniest Twitter account is @RealDonaldTrump.

Jeeves 7 years ago

Well... if you live in another country where you can just laugh at things the leading Western country's FRIGGIN PRESIDENT. If you live in USA it's just offensive.

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