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Admit it — long showers are the best! We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.

There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. Thoughts and questions that only a shower could create. “What obvious invention has not yet been made?” “Soup is a drink.” However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm. 

Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them? Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.

What Are Shower Thoughts?

If you never went on the subreddit yourself — the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple. In the shower, we are the most relaxed. May it be after a hard day at work or just need to refreshen a bit — you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.

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Shower Thoughts About Music

Vintage radio with wooden casing placed on a glass surface, evoking shower thoughts nostalgia. Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is all about expectations. In a sea of c**p, a stone appears to be a gemstone.

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    #2

    Shower Thoughts About Rebooting

    A dimly lit room with a cozy bed and a bedside lamp, evoking thoughtful shower reflections. "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

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    #3

    Shower Thoughts About Plants

    A lush jungle setting filled with dense green foliage, evoking shower thoughts amidst nature. Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume

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    #4

    Shower Thoughts About Cameras

    Nikon D810 camera with strap on a reflective surface, set against a yellow background. Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

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    sunnyrei82
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've asked myself that same thing sometimes, but then I answer myself: Well, cameras at theme parks just snap quick pictures every "x" minutes, but security cameras must record VIDEO FOR HOURS, every. single. day. So I guess that's why they don't have high definition video cameras. Maybe they should also implement high quality cameras that snap still pictures everytime a person comes in front of the cashier.

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    #5

    Shower Thoughts About History

    Vintage photos in a collection, evoking shower thoughts and curiosity about their stories. If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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    #6

    Shower Thoughts About Intentions

    Man in a suit adjusting tie, standing on stairs; symbolizes a moment of reflection or shower thoughts. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

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    Shower Thoughts About Being Naive

    Smartphone displaying Facebook next to a laptop on a wooden desk, related to shower thoughts questions. As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.

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    Shower Thoughts About Olympics

    Olympic rings sculpture in a park setting, with flags and trees in the background. The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

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    Chuck Bartowski
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!!!!! I would love to finally have answered "How fast is Messi's mile?" or "Could Evan Jager play basketball?"

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    #9

    Shower Thoughts About Height

    Person climbing tower, pondering shower thoughts questions with a vast landscape in the background. Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

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    AcousticGString
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a chick who is 6'0, I can confirm this as a truth. Also men seem to take it as a personal insult if you help them reach for something. Get over yourselves.

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    #10

    Shower Thoughts About Aliens

    A person in an alien costume wearing an orange spacesuit on a road, evoking shower thoughts questions about extraterrestrials. What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.

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    #11

    Shower Thoughts On Being Late

    A man in vintage attire and hat holding a suitcase, lost in thought on stone steps, representing a shower thought moment. If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I end up being 20 minutes late to work, because I got side tracked with my "extra 10 minutes"!

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    Shower Thoughts About Rent And Food

    A colorful salad with lettuce, cherry tomatoes, avocado, chickpeas, and sweet potatoes, arranged in a bowl. If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.

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    #13

    Shower Thoughts About Moon Landing

    Astronaut on the moon near an American flag, inspiring shower thoughts about space exploration and humanity's achievements. Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.

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    #14

    Shower Thoughts About Words

    Magnetic poetry words arranged randomly, sparking shower thoughts and creativity. When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.

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    #15

    Shower Thoughts About Photos

    A pile of assorted photographs and postcards, sparking shower thoughts questions. Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.

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    #16

    Shower Thoughts About Waking Up

    Person waking up in bed with a thoughtful expression, representing shower thoughts questions. I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it

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    #17

    Shower Thoughts About Corporations

    Man lighting a cigar with a lighter, contemplating deep thoughts. Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given this logical, condom companies should sponsor brothels...

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    #18

    Shower Thoughts About Prices

    Hands holding several 100 dollar bills, inspiring shower thoughts about wealth and money. When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an effective marketing tool. Also it makes use of the typical supply / demand forces.

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    #19

    Shower Thoughts About Dream Jobs

    Couple smiling at laptop screen, possibly discussing shower thoughts in a cozy, festive environment. Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.

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    Shower Thoughts About Christmas

    Family decorating a Christmas tree under staircase, evoking thoughts and questions about holiday traditions and togetherness. Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday.

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    #21

    Shower Thoughts About Braille

    A grayscale image of a braille sheet on a wall, sparking shower thoughts questions. "DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

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    Shower Thoughts About Liking Yourself

    Person walking alone on a long road at dusk, possibly deep in shower thoughts, in a desert landscape setting. After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.

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    #23

    Shower Thoughts About Ancient Civilizations

    Ancient Greek ruins with statues under a clear blue sky, evoking reflection reminiscent of shower thoughts. We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.

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    Skunk Drunk
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason that happens is probably because there wasn't that much technological advancement (at least compared to 100 years ago and now). What's happened between 1916-2016 is far more significant between 1000 years farther along in the past! Just look at the Middle Ages.

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    #24

    Shower Thoughts About Technology

    People working on laptops at a desk, sharing creative shower thoughts questions in a collaborative office setting. Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job security my friend. They want you to pay them to tell you what's wrong.

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    #25

    Shower Thoughts About Good Looking People

    A man in a vest and tie stands outside on a sunny day, embodying thoughtful style. People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.

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    What Are Some Fun Shower Questions?

    Fun is the key to a shower. Funny shower thoughts are the final result. While the questions and thoughts in this list might be enough to fuel you up with humor, there is more.

    • It’s OK to say you need coffee to start your work. But when you say you need vodka — people will get angry.
    • Davy Jones has an unending supply of munitions.
    • Friends were strangers once.

    Looking for more fun thoughts to put a smile on your face? Scroll through the post to put an even bigger smile on your face.

    #26

    Shower Thoughts About Future

    Laptop on desk displaying code, with another monitor in the background, highlighting a tech workspace and shower thoughts questions. Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.

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    Shower Thoughts About Changing Future

    Two people walking through a futuristic tunnel, evoking shower thoughts with its abstract design. When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.

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    #28

    Shower Thoughts About Drinking

    Two people clinking beer mugs at a table, sparking interesting shower thoughts questions. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

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    AcousticGString
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be amended to "when you drink copious amounts of alcohol" ...some of us can hydrate prior to drinking, and have moderate amounts of alcohol, and be perfectly fine the next day.

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    #29

    Shower Thoughts About Board Games

    Monopoly board with a train token on the B&O Railroad spot, linked to shower thoughts questions about life. There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

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    Skunk Drunk
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complete with baby boomer figures who do nothing but worsen the problem and blame you!

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    #30

    Shower Thoughts About Baking

    Sliced loaf of bread on a wooden board, sparking shower thoughts about everyday items. When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.

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    #31

    Shower Thoughts About Gym Membership

    Rows of dumbbells in a gym with people working out, sparking shower thoughts. Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go.

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    #32

    Shower Thoughts About Australian Wildlife

    Kangaroos engaging playfully in a green field, prompting curious shower thoughts questions about animal behavior. If the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" took place in Australia, those kids would have died real f**king quick.

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    #33

    Shower Thoughts About Dog Intelligence

    Happy beagle with mouth open wide, standing on a sunny day, inspiring shower thoughts. My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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    Maisieb
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs hear us talk all day but when they bark we tell them to shut up

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    #34

    Shower Thoughts About Clickbait

    Hand holding smartphone displaying social media profile, reflecting shower thoughts inspiration. I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.

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    #35

    Shower Thoughts About Fire

    Burning logs with intense flames, sparking shower thoughts. Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

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    #36

    Shower Thoughts On Driver's License

    A person driving a car at sunset, lost in shower thoughts while focusing on the road ahead. I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.

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    Shower Thoughts About Online Dating

    Person holding a phone with the Tinder app open, capturing a moment of digital interaction. If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

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    #38

    Shower Thoughts About Timing

    Close-up of a person checking the time on a black wristwatch, sparking shower thoughts questions about time and existence. Someone who says "I'll be there in 6 minutes" will normally arrive before someone who says "I will be there in 5 minutes".

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    Shower Thoughts About Aliens

    Person in an alien mask interacting with a dog in a thought-provoking scene. If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.

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    Skunk Drunk
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll also have to explain why we made our leader someone who hates "illegal aliens".

    Siddhesh Karnik
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or what if the aliens do want to come to earth but they are not coming because we have shown them a dozen ways of how we plan to kill them.

    •Chill Gilli•
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we would also have to explain who we are, our language, how we've evolved, ect. ect.

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    #40

    Shower Thoughts About Actors

    People dressed in historical clothing ride a wagon in a reenactment event. Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.

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    #41

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Pregnant woman in green dress holding belly, standing by a wooden door, pondering shower thoughts questions. At age 25 if a friend tells me they're pregnant I don't know whether to say "oh shit!" Or "congratulations!"

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    AcousticGString
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say "Oh wow!" which is kind of a neutral Segway, because they will likely either react excitedly with "I KNOW!!" or disappointed with "I know.." then you can align the follow up statement.

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    #42

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    A vast assortment of groceries and snacks stacked in a colorful, chaotic arrangement, sparking shower thoughts questions. It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.

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    #43

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Couple embracing on a deck with a scenic view, evoking shower thoughts. A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally not true! If a guy uses his girlfriend as an excuse everyone thinks she is a b***h and controlling and he should break up with her. However, some guys will still use the excuse and then wonder why their friends don't like their girl friend.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Boxes stacked inside a delivery truck, showcasing a variety of packaging and brands. UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you prefer the pizza guy leave the pizza on the porch without knocking?

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    #45

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Person holding a smartphone viewing photos, sparking shower thoughts questions. I don't know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    View of Earth from space at night, showcasing city lights and clouds, inspiring shower thoughts questions. Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Children at a table drawing, sparking shower thoughts and curiosity during a classroom activity. We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.

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    #48

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Soldiers in camouflage gear standing in line, showcasing military discipline and shower thoughts questions about conflict. The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.

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    #49

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Cat peacefully sleeping under a white blanket, evoking thoughtful shower thoughts. My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I've chosen sleep over s*x.

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    Skunk Drunk
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 15-year-old self was so sleep-deprived that he is proud of me. And by that I mean I am proud of me.

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    #50

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Gravestones in a lush cemetery, prompting reflective shower thoughts amid nature's tranquility. Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.

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    What Are Some Super Deep Thoughts?

    The fun has to end somewhere. In the case of shower thought questions — it ends where philosophy begins. An extra layer that is as deep as the mind can be. Deep shower thoughts put our brains in a spiral of questions. What would it be if it could be? To be or not be? These are the questions.

    • Success has less worth than failure.
    • The sun is always on the horizon. It depends on the POV.
    • The fewer friends you have — the easier it is to get them.
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    Also, shower thoughts can raise some interesting facts in your head. It’s all thanks to the water. It acts like white noise in the background, like static on the TV. 

    #51

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Person reading a newspaper on a wooden bench, pondering shower thoughts questions. April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will probably still believe everything that is written on social media.

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    #52

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Vintage books with ornate spines displayed in a row, representing thoughtful curiosity and inspiration. History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Woman sleeping peacefully on a pillow, reflecting on shower thoughts questions. Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."

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    #54

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Snapchat app on a tablet screen with a stylus, highlighting its rating and share feature. Snapchat is ruining all the progress we made on getting people to take horizontal videos

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am still in favor of inventing a smartphone that will discharge 10% of the battery capacity as an electric shock wheneber someone starting to record a video has the phone in vertical omde

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Cat peeking from under a blanket, illustrating curiosity linked to shower thoughts questions. If cats had wings,they'd still just lay there.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    An hourglass with blue sand on a bed of pebbles, symbolizing the passage of time and provoking shower thoughts questions. 1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 1984, and I can tell you, 2000 was a lot simpler of a time, and I definitely enjoyed the seemingly slower time lapse than that of the last 16 years which has been riddled with responsibility, and hard core adulting

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Two people engaged in a discussion at a table, focusing on shower thoughts questions over a laptop. The fact that I can't recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he's doing.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    A drone flying over a forest, capturing aerial views that spark shower thoughts. When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands-free umbrellas are gonna be the s**t.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Person sitting with tax documents, a pen, and a smartphone calculator, reflecting on thoughtful questions. Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.

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    #60

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Three friends sitting and talking among tulips, sharing shower thoughts outdoors in a garden. Some women want their outfit to be noticed. As a male, I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it the next day.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Danish flag waving against a clear blue sky, evoking cultural shower thoughts. When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Dog lounging in a cozy bed, surrounded by plants, evoking thoughts and curiosity. Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, he rather things something magical happen. Have you ever apologized to a dog because you tripped over him? They will wag frenetically!

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Person driving a car, glancing in the rearview mirror, possibly pondering shower thoughts questions. Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.

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    #64

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Two dogs running on a dirt path during sunset, inspiring shower thoughts about nature and companionship. I'm glad dogs can't read the "no dogs allowed" signs so they don't feel sad and left out.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Speakers addressing a full auditorium, engaging in shower thoughts questions with the audience. The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    A group of people in a meeting, engaged in discussing shower thoughts questions, with their arms around each other. A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Person in deep thought with a reflective look facing a window, evoking introspective shower thoughts questions. As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    A pile of one-dollar bills spread out, possibly sparking shower thoughts about money and value. If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a different perspective, if the richest people on earth spent $100 every waking second, they would still die filthy rich.

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    #69

    Funny Shower Thoughts

    A smart speaker on a table, evoking introspective shower thoughts. Siri or Cortana should say "uhm..." "uh..." "hm..." instead of showing a buffering animation.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Man with a phone in an urban setting, pondering shower thoughts questions. An "unlimited minutes per month" phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Person in a white tank top and jeans standing with hands on hips, evoking shower thoughts questions ambiance. Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Person lying on a bed, partially hidden by their hair, in a reflective mood resembling shower thoughts. Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than RC cars where you charge them for hours and are lucky to get 20 minutes of use.

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    Funny Shower Thoughts

    Wide supermarket aisle with bright lights, stocked shelves, and a lone shopper pondering while browsing products. Big supermarkets should have baskets placed around the store for that moment when I realize I can't carry another thing and should have got a baske.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local supermarket does this. Except when I want it; then the nearest pile of baskets is invariably empty and I end up having to walk back to the door anyway.

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    Laptop displaying analytics on a desk, reflecting data trends and insights, related to shower thoughts questions. Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.

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    #75

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    A pile of cigarette butts and ash evokes shower thoughts questions. Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.

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    Are Shower Thoughts Normal?

    Normal is a somewhat subjective term. What’s normal to you might be weird to another person. The same goes for the thoughts in the shower. They can be as weird and cool as you want. For example:

    • Anxiety is like the music from video games. While there are no enemies around — we hear it. 
    • Different you exist in every person’s mind you meet.
    • Nighttime is the true form of the universe. The day is the by-product of the sun. 
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    So, the next time you have a weird thought — don’t write it off. You’re in a shower. It’s completely normal to have such thoughts.

    #76

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    Person driving a vintage car, hand on the steering wheel, pondering shower thoughts questions quietly. It annoys the piss out of me that all cars' turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.

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    #77

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    Close-up of car dashboard with speedometer and tachometer, evoking shower thoughts questions. I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I'm staring at my speedometer in a school zone.

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    #78

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    Scientist in lab coat using pipette, conducting research experiment. Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".

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    #79

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    Inside a car during a rainy day, with a hand on the steering wheel, evoking shower thoughts questions. I never realize how explicit my music is until my parents hear it in the car.

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    #80

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    A person sitting outdoors in sunlight, hands clasped, pondering shower thoughts questions. Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something.

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    Tom INLE
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are never done clapping until the last time in your life that you clap. Every other clap is just in longer intervals but from your first to last ever clap you are continually clapping.

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    #81

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    Man running on a track under a cloudy sky, capturing a moment for shower thoughts questions contemplation. When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or because we do not want to look like how joggers appeared in the 80s!

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    #82

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    Person sleeping peacefully in bed, head resting on a pillow, evoking quiet shower thoughts. In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

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    #83

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    Luxury car parked outside Versace store, drawing attention from passersby, encapsulating a unique shower thought moment. It would be a good idea to have "The Price Is Right" with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.

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    #84

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    Brown wallet in the back pocket of dark jeans, sparking shower thoughts on everyday items. Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.

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    #85

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    Person holding a yellow square sign with an angry face, evoking shower thought questions against a brick wall. We insult people by calling them a**holes, d**ks & pu**ies - some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don't like an appendix.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, even that one has a use...in fact, it is rather stupid by idea to call people after and body part. It still does the trick. :) If you think about it, feeling insulted by being named after something is a really stupid concept...

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    #86

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    Two people in a lively discussion outdoors, capturing the essence of intriguing shower thoughts questions. When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they're really saying they sucked as parents.

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    #87

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    A large pyramid with people and camels nearby under a clear blue sky, sparking shower thoughts questions about ancient structures. "It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.

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    The Alchemist
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a person who was in a pyramid scheme in the most basic level possible and he insists its not a pyramid scheme.

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    #88

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    Two fish swimming in deep blue ocean, sparking a moment of shower thoughts, surrounded by a school in the background. Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?

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    Smiling person in a white shirt, conveying thoughts in a bright setting, related to shower thoughts questions. If a stranger insults me, I'l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I'll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.

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    #90

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    Japanese flag in front of a modern building, inspiring shower thoughts questions. The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.

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    Golf ball on green grass near hole with flag, clear blue sky in the background. Shower thoughts questions arise. The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.

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    #92

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    Two people in an office shaking hands, symbolizing a thoughtful agreement. Almost every hand I've ever shaken has had a d**k in it.

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    #93

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    A large cruise ship sails on the ocean under a cloudy sky, highlighting thoughts of travel and exploration. The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

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    #94

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    Person holding a smartphone displaying various apps, sparking thoughts and questions. 3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone's indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.

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    #95

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    Modern industrial facility with large machinery and metal pipes, illustrating innovation in a manufacturing setting. The craziest prediction that the tv show "The Jetsons" made about life that far in the future was that a man could still support a middle class family of 4 by working in a factory.

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    •Chill Gilli•
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but that's not quite the case, is it? -teen from 2021 reading these instead of doing my homework

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    #96

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    Silhouettes of people against a large fire, prompting deep shower thoughts questions in the vivid scene. Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn't a light source...

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    #97

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    Luxury convertible car parked outside a modern house, framed by elegant landscaping. There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don't know what they are.

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    #98

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    Woman in yellow swimsuit stands on beach, deep in thought, with a serene ocean backdrop, reflecting on shower thoughts. If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.

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    Luca Plas
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would really be impossible since a straight man and a lesbian woman would be attracted to eachother

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    #99

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    Hand holding a red heart-shaped cutout against a light blue background, symbolizing shower thoughts questions. The Viagra commercial says "make sure your heart is healthy enough for s*x". That's a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.

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    #100

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    Rows of solar panels in a field under a clear blue sky. Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun's power against itself.

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    Do Showers Inspire You?

    You might likely have had a shower thought of your own. Don’t you think so? Well, take a shower and find out the truth yourself. Make sure to share your own thoughts in the comments. Weird, funny, or deep thoughts are always welcomed here. Just make sure to keep it PG-13.

    #101

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    Shower thought question idea: A shaving cream tube on magazines, including a James Bond cover. James Bond is going to need a Visa for his missions now.

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    Person brushing teeth with red toothbrush on bright yellow background, related to shower thoughts questions. Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

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    #103

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    Animated characters in winter scene, holding birds, evoking imaginative shower thoughts. If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess 'Beauty and the Beast' is a kids movie.

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    meow point1
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not Stockholm Syndrome because Belle said, "Take me instead". It's not b********y because they likely didn't have sex until he turned human, and I don't remember a lynching in it.

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    #104

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    Woman in a bikini sitting in a pool with mountain views, embodying serene shower thoughts amidst nature. Apple has anorexia: it is obsessed with thinness which leads it to remove things people actually need.

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    Carly Noelle
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was really confused at first because I was thinking of apple as in the fruit.

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    #105

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    A woman in sunglasses hugging a happy brown dog outdoors, evoking a warm and thoughtful moment. Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.

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    A stethoscope resting on a cloth surface, symbolizing curious shower thoughts and questions on healthcare and medicine. "Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.

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    #107

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    View of Earth from space, illustrating a perspective for shower thoughts questions. A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.

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    #108

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    Laptop on wooden desk with plant and decor, related to shower thoughts questions. In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they're antonyms.

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    #109

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    Person writing shower thoughts questions in notebook with laptop and coffee nearby. Students are stereotypically viewed as being lazy, but I worked ten times harder as a student than I do in my career now

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    Kadin Thompson
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your teacher tells you that you dont get payed to look out a window all day, you should become a trucker, ATC, taxi driver, or ticket seller at a movie theatre

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    #110

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    Two hands engaging in a finger lock gesture, wearing colorful wristbands, reflecting shower thoughts questions. "Where are you" is probably the least used phrase in sign language.

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    Smiling man in a black hat, captured in a moment of joy, illustrative of engaging shower thoughts questions. All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine.

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    #112

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    View from the bottom of a dark well looking up, prompting shower thoughts questions about perspective and depth. I've seen my girlfriend's butthole more times than I've ever seen mine.

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    Person in a grey blazer with head down, pondering shower thoughts, against a plain background. Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain

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    Tiana Vibhakar
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know whether to upvote this or downvote this. sadly, it works both ways.

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    #114

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    Sunrise over mountains, evoking shower thoughts with its warm, reflective atmosphere. It's crazy that's there's this giant thing in the sky all the time that we're not supposed to look at.

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well you can look at it if you think it's a good idea y'know... nobody's going to stop you ;)

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    #115

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    Spoon with sugar and a raspberry, sparking shower thoughts on contrasts and combinations. Diabetes is one disease where a sugar pill isn't a placebo.

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    Kaylie Andrade
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok well, not necessarily, no. i'm debating on whether to agree with this or disagree.

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    Person in a white shirt holding a smartphone, contemplating shower thoughts questions. We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.

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    Scattered wooden letter tiles on a table, sparking shower thoughts questions and creativity. "Strap-on" spelled backwards is "no parts".

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    A collection of smooth rocks, inspiring thoughts and questions similar to shower musings. Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.

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    Bright Apple logo on a storefront, reflecting shower thoughts and innovation. If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.

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    #120

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    White car on a scenic road at sunset, evoking thoughts and questions about travel and exploration. Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we're a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven't thought to include a phone mount.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, since cars now typically have bluetooth and USB plugs, phone mounts have become unnecessary again.

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    #121

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    A character standing in a lush, green landscape, holding a book, possibly pondering shower thoughts questions. The Hobbit was a book about the dangers of greed. The Hobbit films were ruined because of greed.

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    Man lifting weights in a gym, reflecting on shower thoughts and questions. There should by a gym where the membership fee is extremely high at the beginning of the month but you earn money back for every day you end up going and working out for at least an hour.

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    Person driving through scenic mountainous landscape, pondering shower thoughts questions. Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world.

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    Mittens Wiggum
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teens think they're never gonna die or that they can harm others - old people have seen enough people die to know that going a bit faster could be the reason they die or kill someone else just to get a loaf of bead at the supermarket

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    Modern bathroom with white toilet and sink, evoking shower thoughts. Men get all of the blame for splashing when they go to the toilet, but none of the credit for organically jet washing skid marks away.

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    #125

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    Close-up of a person extending a fist towards the camera, illustrating a thought-provoking moment. If I punch myself in the face and it hurts... does that make me weak or strong?

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    FAQ

    Is a 20-Minute Shower Too Long?

    Most experts recommend a shower that is 5 to 10 minutes long. The longer the shower, the more money you will pay. However, if you feel like it (and the thoughts keep running in), take a more extended shower. 

    Is It OK to Have Random Thoughts?

    The brain works all day. Sometimes, random thoughts, funny and weird, can come to our minds in the middle of the day. So, if you are having thoughts, it’s totally OK. If they intensify while in the shower — it’s normal.