Join the Fun!

#2

Shower Thoughts About Rebooting

bed with small light "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

W0rdN3rd Report

Final score:

79points

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JEFF THE KILLER 7 years ago

So True.....

48points

#3

Shower Thoughts About Plants

jungle plants Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume

ergotpoisoning Report

Final score:

74points

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Hans 7 years ago

Truth be told!

44points

#4

Shower Thoughts About Cameras

Nikon camera Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

FourWordReplies Report

Final score:

74points

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sunnyrei82 7 years ago

I've asked myself that same thing sometimes, but then I answer myself: Well, cameras at theme parks just snap quick pictures every "x" minutes, but security cameras must record VIDEO FOR HOURS, every. single. day. So I guess that's why they don't have high definition video cameras. Maybe they should also implement high quality cameras that snap still pictures everytime a person comes in front of the cashier.

49points

#5

Shower Thoughts About History

historical old pictures If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

I_yike_nat Report

Final score:

72points

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Hans 7 years ago

1+3, 2*5, 21 / 7 etc. I assume.

51points

#6

Shower Thoughts About Intentions

man wearing suit Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

by lastlived1 Report

Final score:

68points

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Robert Morson 7 years ago

Well, temporary prosperity, anyway.

76points

#7

Shower Thoughts About Being Naive

phone with facebook open As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.

SnickSound Report

Final score:

65points

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Happy Ghost 7 years ago

lol

25points

#8

Shower Thoughts About Olympics

Olympic rings The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

dublzz Report

Final score:

63points

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Chuck Bartowski 7 years ago

YES!!!!!! I would love to finally have answered "How fast is Messi's mile?" or "Could Evan Jager play basketball?"

42points

#9

Shower Thoughts About Height

man looking at landscape Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

HairlessHippie Report

Final score:

60points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

As a chick who is 6'0, I can confirm this as a truth. Also men seem to take it as a personal insult if you help them reach for something. Get over yourselves.

68points

#10

Shower Thoughts About Aliens

person wearing alien mask What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.

jimbojonesFA Report

Final score:

59points

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Happy Ghost 7 years ago

Cool, that's a great concept for a sci-fi story

57points

#11

Shower Thoughts On Being Late

person late and running If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.

shercroft Report

Final score:

58points

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Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago

I end up being 20 minutes late to work, because I got side tracked with my "extra 10 minutes"!

24points

#12

Shower Thoughts About Rent And Food

healthy food bowl If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.

Pharaoh Report

Final score:

57points

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Chuck Bartowski 7 years ago

Goes to show the perspective we lacked growing up.

51points

#13

Shower Thoughts About Moon Landing

landing on the moon Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.

TheMrGrimReaper Report

Final score:

56points

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Hannah Hollowell 7 years ago

I love this one, I never thought of it that way:)

51points

#14

Shower Thoughts About Words

cutted words When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.

ManofProto Report

Final score:

55points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

And I'll bet every one of you just sat there and tried this :)

233points

Speedy_Sloth 7 years ago

*gasps* HOW DID YOU KNOW?

11points

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Stijn Vlasselaer 7 years ago

it would be stupid not to try and just believe it.

9points

Adam Lee 7 years ago

me: Forward. Back. Forward. Back. Forward. Back..

9points

OMG! I’m not Wengie!!! 4 years ago

n-no...i...i didnt...

5points

Maci Wilcox 7 years ago

Haha! Yep!

5points

LauRa Morgan 7 years ago

In the middle of a restaurant

5points

Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago

different times indeed.

3points

Tye Dye Llama 4 years ago

99% of people can’t lick their elbows.

2points

Peashot Dollery 4 years ago

I don’t have lips, I’m a skeleton

2points

AKIRA SAENZ 1 year ago

yes,, I just did that :/

1point

Kelsey Rivera 1 year ago

Absolutely correct

1point

Coco 2 years ago

Yep

1point

El_ Kaboom 2 years ago

sure as hell did XD

1point

Serenity Fox 3 years ago

yeah :)

1point

Anonymous X 3 years ago

Guilty as charged! 😅

1point

Nom nom marvel freak 3 years ago

Yep

1point

David Finn 3 years ago

shut up

1point

NIYAH REACTS! 3 years ago

@AcousticGString ... you didnt have to call us out bruhh lmao

1point

NIYAH REACTS! 3 years ago

stop callin us out

1point

Flopsicle 3 years ago

yup lol

1point

Triniti Armijo 4 years ago

lol indeed i did

1point

Carly Barnhill 4 years ago

Yeah, your right there buster

1point

Bryan Ebagua 4 years ago

Ha! I stood up and tried it.

1point

Aidan Geringer 4 years ago

Yup

1point

Ember Ferguson 4 years ago

yes

1point

Lily Mac Dennard 4 years ago

nooooo, (nose grows)

1point

Scott Basham 6 years ago

exactly what i did

1point

ASmallGhoul 1 year ago

Oh yeah, did you know when you smile you cant feel your tounge? Jk, but I bet you tried it

0points

Jaemelley Djalo 1 year ago

takes one to know one :)

0points

indi lee 1 year ago

C**p u got me

0points

Darren Yu 1 year ago

how did you know? hax hax hax hax hax hax hax hax

0points

Anna Filip 1 year ago

No, No I did not

0points

Dylan Hudson-Wolf 1 year ago

yea i tried it

0points

Alden Sloan 1 year ago

ur psychic

0points

Noah Kahrs-Viehmann 1 year ago

yep

0points

Alexandra Odom 1 year ago

i mean who wouldn't...

0points

mochi-cat 1 year ago

guilty

0points

Alton Lamm 1 year ago

yep

0points

Caydence Smith 2 years ago

OMG you are so right i did!!! lol!!!

0points

Lucas Gawor 2 years ago

You too obviously

0points

Drunk Hedgehog 4 years ago

How much

0points

Sarah Taylor 5 years ago

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devmurarjee mayank 7 years ago

and when you say nothing your lips don't move

4points

Hans 7 years ago

Depends on your dialect, I assume.

4points

Marmaladekate 7 years ago

Just sitting here, smiling, and saying forward back over and over again!

3points

Fatemeh 7 years ago

I'm saying "forward" and "back" now! :|

2points

Happy Ghost 7 years ago

Cool!

2points

Lily Kanegawa 1 year ago

:)

1point

Sean Yin 2 years ago

Ha, got you. I'm a ventriloquist.

1point

Pardhu Buchengari 4 years ago

yoooo you just blew my mind dawg!

1point

Olivia Adams 4 years ago

and if you say middle your lips stay in the middle

1point

Bryan Karangwa 3 years ago

True

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Pilar Covington 7 years ago

That's neat

1point

Hayden Newman 1 year ago

i did

0points

Kylee Norman 1 year ago

yep IMG_202302...2807ef.jpg

0points

Zyad Jouy 1 year ago

f**k

0points

Anushree Kapruwan 1 year ago

I did just sit here and try this😆

0points

• Vixenn Foxx • 1 year ago

your lips don’t touch of you say “touch” but do if you say “separate”

0points

Michael Galia 1 year ago

my brain started to hurt on this one

0points

Catherine Miller 1 year ago

I just sat here for 5 mins trying it lol

0points

Stephanie Gray 1 year ago

oh yeah daddy

0points

Stephanie Gray 1 year ago

yeah true

0points

MORGAN LILE 1 year ago

Already heard this one

0points

Ian Himel 1 year ago

yup, It's true

0points

Alton Lamm 1 year ago

true

0points

Saylah Tarrant 2 years ago

Yep

0points

Hugo Morrell 2 years ago

Im scared

0points

Caydence Smith 2 years ago

this one is crazy

0points

Lexie Layne-Oneal 2 years ago

that not even funny I sat there for a good 5 minutes saying it. LOL :)

0points

Lea Metzig 2 years ago

That blew my mind... Honestly never in a million years would I have thought of that truth

0points

Abigail Suarez 3 years ago

Yep lol

0points

IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago

It's the same with the words Smile and Frown. You smile when you say "Smile" and frown when you say "Frown".😉

0points

Abbie Johnson 3 years ago

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, That’s the fear of long words if the person who can say I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Then they don’t have the fear of long words.

0points

Renato Lopez 3 years ago

lol

0points

Sophia Saffaras 3 years ago

after i tried this my cat gave me a look like " why you humans so stupid"

0points

Reshaun Cash 3 years ago

this is crazy

0points

Cymberly OBryan 3 years ago

Well. I apparently have some thing wrong with me. I'm the opposite. Also, A lifeboat drill was canceled the morning of the Titanic tragedy. Ironic, right?

0points

Dmarius Wright 3 years ago

Yep

0points

Izzy Stratton 4 years ago

YESSIREE

0points

Kevin Jake 4 years ago

WHY U JUST WASTED MY F*****G TIME BISH

0points

Just a Normal Anime Fan 4 years ago

Same for up and down

0points

positivity shall CRUSH YOU ALL 4 years ago

so sad but so true

0points

Bailey Copleand 4 years ago

yep i did

0points

XxGalaxy WolfxX 4 years ago

Eeeee- confirmed true

0points

Kelly Turner 4 years ago

I did

0points

Andrew Sauer 4 years ago

Whoa.

0points

M Shaw 6 years ago

Heck yeah I did

0points

Astrid Smith 7 years ago

i dont get it

0points

Zornica 7 years ago

Hm,true!

0points

Bob Pearson 7 years ago

So true

0points

Steve O'Sullivan 7 years ago

a*****e and c**t is the same....

-1point

SixSexySockPuppets Report

#15

Shower Thoughts About Photos

picture collage Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.

Final score:

54points

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Stille20 7 years ago

... well, damn

46points

#16

Shower Thoughts About Waking Up

woman waking up I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it

dankerinooo Report

Final score:

42points

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JEFF THE KILLER 7 years ago

EVERY DAMN DAY

67points

#17

Shower Thoughts About Corporations

man smoking cigar Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.

FourWordReplies Report

Final score:

42points

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Hans 7 years ago

Given this logical, condom companies should sponsor brothels...

24points

#18

Shower Thoughts About Prices

person holding money When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.

Rhythman Report

Final score:

41points

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Stille20 7 years ago

It's an effective marketing tool. Also it makes use of the typical supply / demand forces.

26points

#19

Shower Thoughts About Dream Jobs

couple watching computer Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.

EmailSoup Report

Final score:

39points

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Zori the degu 7 years ago

Impossible with me! I`ve never heard of a zoologist who hates his/her job.

44points

#20

Shower Thoughts About Christmas

family with christmas tree Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday.

skidvicious03 Report

Final score:

38points

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JEFF THE KILLER 7 years ago

especially when your still in school by the 23rd.....

38points

#21

Shower Thoughts About Braille

braille writings "DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

Air_Hellair Report

Final score:

38points

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Hans 7 years ago

"POISONOUS SURFACE" would be worse.

83points

#22

Shower Thoughts About Liking Yourself

man walking one the road After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.

Kev_de Report

Final score:

37points

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Anak Shaleh 7 years ago

that's why you can't marry yourself

58points

#23

Shower Thoughts About Ancient Civilizations

Athens Greece ancient buildings We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.

SmokeyBare Report

Final score:

37points

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Skunk Drunk 7 years ago

The reason that happens is probably because there wasn't that much technological advancement (at least compared to 100 years ago and now). What's happened between 1916-2016 is far more significant between 1000 years farther along in the past! Just look at the Middle Ages.

36points

#24

Shower Thoughts About Technology

persons working with computers Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.

by dwarftosser77 Report

Final score:

36points

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Stille20 7 years ago

Job security my friend. They want you to pay them to tell you what's wrong.

35points

#25

Shower Thoughts About Good Looking People

woman wearing suit looking People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.

Wyndmusic Report

Final score:

36points

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Hans 7 years ago

The same goes with eloquent a******s.

51points

What Are Some Fun Shower Questions?

Fun is the key to a shower. Funny shower thoughts are the final result. While the questions and thoughts in this list might be enough to fuel you up with humor, there is more.

It’s OK to say you need coffee to start your work. But when you say you need vodka — people will get angry.
Davy Jones has an unending supply of munitions.
Friends were strangers once.

Looking for more fun thoughts to put a smile on your face? Scroll through the post to put an even bigger smile on your face.

#26

Shower Thoughts About Future

computer with open programming Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.

The_JayMo Report

Final score:

36points

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Hans 7 years ago

The future is here!

47points

#27

Shower Thoughts About Changing Future

mans walking in the corridor When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.

kai1998 Report

Final score:

33points

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Véronique Anketier 7 years ago

That is because the future doesn't exist already.

40points

#28

Shower Thoughts About Drinking

drinking beer When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

benji9t3 Report

Final score:

33points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

this should be amended to "when you drink copious amounts of alcohol" ...some of us can hydrate prior to drinking, and have moderate amounts of alcohol, and be perfectly fine the next day.

23points

#29

Shower Thoughts About Board Games

monopoly with train figure There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

by RonSwanson23 Report

Final score:

31points

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Skunk Drunk 7 years ago

Complete with baby boomer figures who do nothing but worsen the problem and blame you!

36points

#30

Shower Thoughts About Baking

baked bread When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.

Hq3473 Report

Final score:

31points

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Skunk Drunk 7 years ago

If the witch won in Hansel and Gretel

48points

#31

Shower Thoughts About Gym Membership

gym place Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go.

drain65 Report

Final score:

31points

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Hannah Hollowell 7 years ago

YAASSSS, this is a great idea

32points

RustyShackleford298 Report

#32

Shower Thoughts About Australian Wildlife

kangaroos figthing If the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" took place in Australia, those kids would have died real f**king quick.

Final score:

29points

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Hans 7 years ago

Or becam the leaders of a menacing army of terrifying critters.

40points

#33

Shower Thoughts About Dog Intelligence

dog smiling My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

RAYMOND_SCOTT Report

Final score:

27points

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Maisieb 4 years ago

Dogs hear us talk all day but when they bark we tell them to shut up

6points

#34

Shower Thoughts About Clickbait

man watching instagram I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.

jeego82 Report

Final score:

27points

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Happy Ghost 7 years ago

Happens to me too

33points

#35

Shower Thoughts About Fire

burning logs Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

GuitarPerson159 Report

Final score:

27points

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Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago

smoke's on fire!

43points

#36

Shower Thoughts On Driver's License

man driving a car I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.

mozezus Report

Final score:

26points

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Bob Pearson 7 years ago

E tu mozezus?

8points

#37

Shower Thoughts About Online Dating

tinder app on the phone If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

hobbitfeets Report

Final score:

26points

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Rajani Sarasan 7 years ago

Omg

32points

#38

Shower Thoughts About Timing

man holding watch Someone who says "I'll be there in 6 minutes" will normally arrive before someone who says "I will be there in 5 minutes".

clearedasfiled Report

Final score:

26points

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Kanishka Rajawansha 7 years ago

And hours before someone who says "just a minute"

40points

#39

Shower Thoughts About Aliens

woman wearing alien mask hugging dog If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.

sKnochenbrecher Report

Final score:

26points

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Skunk Drunk 7 years ago

We'll also have to explain why we made our leader someone who hates "illegal aliens".

43points

#40

Shower Thoughts About Actors

actors wearing old clothes sitting and lying on the ground Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.

Doctor_Colossus Report

Final score:

26points

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Tiago Cortinhal 7 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHA

37points

#41

Funny Shower Thoughts

pregnant woman holding stomach At age 25 if a friend tells me they're pregnant I don't know whether to say "oh shit!" Or "congratulations!"

sprogger Report

Final score:

25points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

Just say "Oh wow!" which is kind of a neutral Segway, because they will likely either react excitedly with "I KNOW!!" or disappointed with "I know.." then you can align the follow up statement.

48points

#42

Funny Shower Thoughts

It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.

Biscuinis Report

Final score:

25points

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Luke S. 7 years ago

Isn't anything a real ingredient? artificial things are real too...

28points

#43

Funny Shower Thoughts

couple smiling A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.

by 1Calvin Report

Final score:

24points

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Stille20 7 years ago

Totally not true! If a guy uses his girlfriend as an excuse everyone thinks she is a b***h and controlling and he should break up with her. However, some guys will still use the excuse and then wonder why their friends don't like their girl friend.

33points

#44

Funny Shower Thoughts

packages in the car UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza

by Kariodude Report

Final score:

24points

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Stille20 7 years ago

Would you prefer the pizza guy leave the pizza on the porch without knocking?

38points

#45

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman looking at picture in phone I don't know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.

ShayminKeldeo421 Report

Final score:

24points

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Hans 7 years ago

Go and tell Apple!

22points

#46

Funny Shower Thoughts

earth in outer space Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.

Bovice144 Report

Final score:

24points

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OTTERZ4LIFE 7 years ago

to get the perfect golden marshmallow!!!!!!

31points

#47

Funny Shower Thoughts

kids learning in school We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.

39336 Report

Final score:

24points

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JEFF THE KILLER 7 years ago

They tell us to go outside on the weekends too...

31points

#48

Funny Shower Thoughts

army mans The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.

TheFrederalGovt Report

Final score:

24points

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mocha_tweekers22 3 years ago

"yo this wine is the s**t, ima go stabby now-"

3points

#49

Funny Shower Thoughts

cat sleeping in bed My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I've chosen sleep over s*x.

lochstimpson Report

Final score:

23points

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Skunk Drunk 7 years ago

My 15-year-old self was so sleep-deprived that he is proud of me. And by that I mean I am proud of me.

25points

#50

Funny Shower Thoughts

cemetery in the day Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.

Drakqula Report

Final score:

23points

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Luca Plas 7 years ago

The reason they don't is because it can get people paranoid

26points

What Are Some Super Deep Thoughts?

The fun has to end somewhere. In the case of shower thought questions — it ends where philosophy begins. An extra layer that is as deep as the mind can be. Deep shower thoughts put our brains in a spiral of questions. What would it be if it could be? To be or not be? These are the questions.

Success has less worth than failure.
The sun is always on the horizon. It depends on the POV.
The fewer friends you have — the easier it is to get them.

Also, shower thoughts can raise some interesting facts in your head. It’s all thanks to the water. It acts like white noise in the background, like static on the TV.

#51

Funny Shower Thoughts

man reading newspaper April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.

kellenbrent Report

Final score:

23points

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Hans 7 years ago

They will probably still believe everything that is written on social media.

17points

#52

Funny Shower Thoughts

old books History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.

RealDirtyDan Report

Final score:

23points

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Skunk Drunk 7 years ago

(Commence dirty thoughts)

41points

smthngwittyncreative Report

#53

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman sleeping Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."

Final score:

22points

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JEFF THE KILLER 7 years ago

i wish

28points

#54

Funny Shower Thoughts

snapchat app Snapchat is ruining all the progress we made on getting people to take horizontal videos

spaceman_sloth Report

Final score:

22points

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Hans 7 years ago

I am still in favor of inventing a smartphone that will discharge 10% of the battery capacity as an electric shock wheneber someone starting to record a video has the phone in vertical omde

19points

#55

Funny Shower Thoughts

cat looking If cats had wings,they'd still just lay there.

Cemil55 Report

Final score:

22points

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Master Markus 7 years ago

It would make catching birds a lot easier.

34points

#56

Funny Shower Thoughts

sand timer 1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016.

the_ordertaker Report

Final score:

22points

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AcousticGString 7 years ago

I was born in 1984, and I can tell you, 2000 was a lot simpler of a time, and I definitely enjoyed the seemingly slower time lapse than that of the last 16 years which has been riddled with responsibility, and hard core adulting

17points

#57

Funny Shower Thoughts

friends talking and watching computer The fact that I can't recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he's doing.

arkhamcreedsolid Report

Final score:

21points

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TANNER TORGERSON 5 years ago

Superheroes hide their identities, then there's Tony Stark: "I'm Iron Man."

35points

#58

Funny Shower Thoughts

drone flying When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands-free umbrellas are gonna be the s**t.

TremendoSlap Report

Final score:

21points

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Kadin Thompson 5 years ago

more like a hover-hammock

17points

#59

Funny Shower Thoughts

calculating taxes Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.

by Filer93 Report

Final score:

20points

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Abigail Arnold 4 years ago

And childhood is your free trial

28points

#60

Funny Shower Thoughts

friends talking and laughing Some women want their outfit to be noticed. As a male, I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it the next day.

Lethrowajames Report

Final score:

20points

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Amiee Gillam 7 years ago

As a female, I'd prefer no-one noticing my outfit haha

42points

#61

Funny Shower Thoughts

Denmark flag When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

vestergaard92 Report

Final score:

20points

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Spinaap 7 years ago

wow!

25points

#62

Funny Shower Thoughts

dog lying in bed and looking Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

Throw13579 Report

Final score:

20points

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Hans 7 years ago

In fact, he rather things something magical happen. Have you ever apologized to a dog because you tripped over him? They will wag frenetically!

24points

#63

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman driving a car Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.

bringbackseymour Report

Final score:

20points

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Sasy 7 years ago

this is very cool, it would make people less agro for sure :)

25points

#64

Funny Shower Thoughts

dogs running I'm glad dogs can't read the "no dogs allowed" signs so they don't feel sad and left out.

Westlives Report

Final score:

19points

POST

Chris f 4 years ago

but what if they can?

26points

#65

Funny Shower Thoughts

man and woman talking with audience The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.

PhantomDukie Report

Final score:

19points

POST

Rajani Sarasan 7 years ago

Lol 😂

19points

#66

Funny Shower Thoughts

friends hugging at watching A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.

CornfishPie Report

Final score:

19points

POST

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago

Or 3 Americans. :D

54points

#67

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman looking at window As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.

Jsameds Report

Final score:

18points

POST

Rajani Sarasan 7 years ago

Right in the feels

28points

#68

Funny Shower Thoughts

1 dollar bills If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.

jbdew14 Report

Final score:

18points

POST

.gas. 7 years ago

In a different perspective, if the richest people on earth spent $100 every waking second, they would still die filthy rich.

24points

EverydayImShowering Report

#69

Funny Shower Thoughts

speaker on the table Siri or Cortana should say "uhm..." "uh..." "hm..." instead of showing a buffering animation.

Final score:

18points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

Or "Well" in the british version.

38points

#70

Funny Shower Thoughts

man wearing black outfit looking at phone An "unlimited minutes per month" phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best.

bubscuf Report

Final score:

18points

POST

Kaylie Andrade 5 years ago

lmao

10points

#71

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman wearing white outfit with blue jeans Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.

poopypiratemcgee Report

Final score:

18points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

My stomach actually thinks that I should have more food.

38points

#72

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman sleeping Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.

Tallerken Report

Final score:

17points

POST

Cassie 7 years ago

Still better than RC cars where you charge them for hours and are lucky to get 20 minutes of use.

28points

#73

Funny Shower Thoughts

huge supermarket Big supermarkets should have baskets placed around the store for that moment when I realize I can't carry another thing and should have got a baske.

newversion2_0 Report

Final score:

17points

POST

Robert Morson 7 years ago

My local supermarket does this. Except when I want it; then the nearest pile of baskets is invariably empty and I end up having to walk back to the door anyway.

15points

#74

Funny Shower Thoughts

computer with analysis Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.

firstrival Report

Final score:

16points

POST

Cassie 7 years ago

Please!

15points

#75

Funny Shower Thoughts

smoked cigarettes Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.

evoic Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

Thank god terrible smell is another good reason for not smoking.

28points

Are Shower Thoughts Normal?

Normal is a somewhat subjective term. What’s normal to you might be weird to another person. The same goes for the thoughts in the shower. They can be as weird and cool as you want. For example:

Anxiety is like the music from video games. While there are no enemies around — we hear it.
Different you exist in every person’s mind you meet.
Nighttime is the true form of the universe. The day is the by-product of the sun.

So, the next time you have a weird thought — don’t write it off. You’re in a shower. It’s completely normal to have such thoughts.

#76

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman driving old car It annoys the piss out of me that all cars' turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.

CaptainKollar Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Cassie 7 years ago

Even in the same brand! Ugh!

19points

#77

Funny Shower Thoughts

car speedometer I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I'm staring at my speedometer in a school zone.

Alexthetetrapod Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Jacob Bigler 5 years ago

*Hits speed bump in school zone* *Realizes there is no speed bump*

42points

#78

Funny Shower Thoughts

scientist taking samples Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".

JustAPoorBoy42 Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

"How" for the natural scientists actually.

24points

#79

Funny Shower Thoughts

person driving audi in the rain I never realize how explicit my music is until my parents hear it in the car.

sms1234 Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Hannah Hollowell 7 years ago

So true;)

15points

#80

Funny Shower Thoughts

person clapping hands Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something.

qqqqq_38 Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Tom INLE 4 years ago

You are never done clapping until the last time in your life that you clap. Every other clap is just in longer intervals but from your first to last ever clap you are continually clapping.

23points

#81

Funny Shower Thoughts

Man wearing white and black clothes jogging When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.

SoilworkFanatic Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

...or because we do not want to look like how joggers appeared in the 80s!

11points

#82

Funny Shower Thoughts

Woman sleeping in dark gray bed In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

conesarecool Report

Final score:

15points

POST

Bridgette David 7 years ago

I keep trying to explain that to my seven year old.

28points

#83

Funny Shower Thoughts

White luxury car with crowd It would be a good idea to have "The Price Is Right" with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.

slim2shady Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

Is this still aired somewhere? Awesome!

10points

#84

Funny Shower Thoughts

Brown wallet in the pocket Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.

reddit Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Diana CrunChewy Watson 7 years ago

I do the stations of the cross.

8points

#85

Funny Shower Thoughts

Angry face painted on yellow paper We insult people by calling them a**holes, d**ks & pu**ies - some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don't like an appendix.

KSeightyeight Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

Well, even that one has a use...in fact, it is rather stupid by idea to call people after and body part. It still does the trick. :) If you think about it, feeling insulted by being named after something is a really stupid concept...

16points

#86

Funny Shower Thoughts

Father and son wearing white shirts laughing When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they're really saying they sucked as parents.

KushTheKitten Report

Final score:

14points

POST

KALEY PALATINUS 3 years ago

lmao my momma right there

1point

#87

Funny Shower Thoughts

Pyramids in Egypt "It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.

uglypanda237 Report

Final score:

14points

POST

The Alchemist 7 years ago

I knew a person who was in a pyramid scheme in the most basic level possible and he insists its not a pyramid scheme.

8points

#88

Funny Shower Thoughts

Tuna in sea swimming Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?

KaptainH Report

Final score:

14points

POST

Leonard Gibbons 7 years ago

Angler fish and angler you have to say it though

8points

#89

Funny Shower Thoughts

Woman wearing white clothes smiling If a stranger insults me, I'l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I'll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.

Zalthos Report

Final score:

13points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

Optimist's approach!

13points

#90

Funny Shower Thoughts

Japan flag and building The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.

Stealthapple Report

Final score:

13points

POST

Lord Beerus 7 years ago

Same with Bangladesh

10points

#91

Funny Shower Thoughts

Golf field with golf ball The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.

HansOlavLee Report

Final score:

12points

POST

Devin Banzuelo 4 years ago

I don't play golf, guess I'm winning

17points

#92

Funny Shower Thoughts

Person shakes hands Almost every hand I've ever shaken has had a d**k in it.

reddit Report

Final score:

12points

POST

AcousticGString 7 years ago

As a lesbian, you clearly have a small circle of friends.

25points

#93

Funny Shower Thoughts

Titanic ship at sea The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

ElBretto Report

Final score:

12points

POST

sam biyela 4 years ago

*insert hyper stray kids video*

12points

#94

Funny Shower Thoughts

Person holding Iphone 3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone's indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.

tekhnomancer Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Mar-Vell 4 years ago

B*tch, we in the 5Gs now cuz!

7points

TheDongerNeedsFood Report

#95

Funny Shower Thoughts

work at factory The craziest prediction that the tv show "The Jetsons" made about life that far in the future was that a man could still support a middle class family of 4 by working in a factory.

Final score:

11points

POST

•Chill Gilli• 3 years ago

yeah, but that's not quite the case, is it? -teen from 2021 reading these instead of doing my homework

3points

#96

Funny Shower Thoughts

people watching light source Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn't a light source...

garryd11 Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Skunk Drunk 7 years ago

There's something like that called radiation...

28points

#97

Funny Shower Thoughts

White luxury car There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don't know what they are.

i_like_yoghurt Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Mandy Ashworth 4 years ago

Sounds like a console cheat system to me

1point

#98

Funny Shower Thoughts

Woman with yellow bikini at beach If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.

oppleTANK Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Luca Plas 7 years ago

This would really be impossible since a straight man and a lesbian woman would be attracted to eachother

17points

#99

Funny Shower Thoughts

Person holding shape or heart The Viagra commercial says "make sure your heart is healthy enough for s*x". That's a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.

OneEyedCharlie Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

:)

4points

AMagnificentBiscuit Report

#100

Funny Shower Thoughts

Solar panels in the field Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun's power against itself.

Final score:

11points

POST

Katie Jamberri Nails 7 years ago

Brilliant!

14points

Do Showers Inspire You?

You might likely have had a shower thought of your own. Don’t you think so? Well, take a shower and find out the truth yourself. Make sure to share your own thoughts in the comments. Weird, funny, or deep thoughts are always welcomed here. Just make sure to keep it PG-13.

#101

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

James Bond on the magazine James Bond is going to need a Visa for his missions now.

Amedais Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Master Markus 7 years ago

He didn't before? Didn't he go to non-EU countries anyway?

5points

#102

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

woman brush teeth Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

Brinner Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Rajani Sarasan 7 years ago

Bushing. Bushing... Bushing.

26points

#103

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess 'Beauty and the Beast' is a kids movie.

CrankyOptimist Report

Final score:

11points

POST

meow point1 5 years ago

It's not Stockholm Syndrome because Belle said, "Take me instead". It's not b********y because they likely didn't have sex until he turned human, and I don't remember a lynching in it.

6points

#104

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Woman with bikini Apple has anorexia: it is obsessed with thinness which leads it to remove things people actually need.

Chapsman Report

Final score:

11points

POST

Carly Noelle 7 years ago

I was really confused at first because I was thinking of apple as in the fruit.

25points

#105

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Dog with owner hugging Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.

MrCSquared Report

Final score:

10points

POST

the derp king (Liam) 7 years ago

Don't leave me!

16points

#106

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Doctor instrument "Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.

CoheedLudes Report

Final score:

10points

POST

Master Markus 7 years ago

Unfortunately, not everyone has the sense of humour that you and I do.

30points

#107

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

earth in space A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.

avogando Report

Final score:

9points

POST

Robert Morson 7 years ago

A true mad scientist would be unpredictable, because he is mad.

23points

#108

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Apple computer In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they're antonyms.

YakuzaGhost Report

Final score:

9points

POST

Techy Techerson 6 years ago

Same with Manage and Run

11points

#109

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

person studying Students are stereotypically viewed as being lazy, but I worked ten times harder as a student than I do in my career now

by autonova3 Report

Final score:

9points

POST

Kadin Thompson 5 years ago

if your teacher tells you that you dont get payed to look out a window all day, you should become a trucker, ATC, taxi driver, or ticket seller at a movie theatre

10points

#110

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

hand sign "Where are you" is probably the least used phrase in sign language.

SpaaloneBabagus Report

Final score:

9points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

"Please do not be so loud" could be a runner up.

23points

ThatLonelyAstronaut Report

#111

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

man wearing black clothes laughing All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine.

Final score:

9points

POST

Noah C Oien 4 years ago

I... um... uh... yeah, about that... er...

11points

#112

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Hole with black outside I've seen my girlfriend's butthole more times than I've ever seen mine.

kgolfer2012 Report

Final score:

9points

POST

Kadin Thompson 5 years ago

Not if your a dog

20points

KnowledgeIsDangerous Report

#113

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Woman with gray suit Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain

Final score:

9points

POST

Tiana Vibhakar 7 years ago

i dont know whether to upvote this or downvote this. sadly, it works both ways.

40points

#114

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Sunset with clouds It's crazy that's there's this giant thing in the sky all the time that we're not supposed to look at.

robbyking Report

Final score:

9points

POST

Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago

well you can look at it if you think it's a good idea y'know... nobody's going to stop you ;)

11points

#115

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Sugar with fruit Diabetes is one disease where a sugar pill isn't a placebo.

souravski Report

Final score:

9points

POST

Kaylie Andrade 5 years ago

ok well, not necessarily, no. i'm debating on whether to agree with this or disagree.

5points

#116

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Man wearing white shirt and belt We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.

r_il Report

Final score:

9points

POST

Full Name 7 years ago

Hey, that thought (worded differently) is the name of my book! Actually.

4points

#117

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Letters of words "Strap-on" spelled backwards is "no parts".

Illuminaughty66 Report

Final score:

9points

POST

Sasy 7 years ago

well played

15points

#118

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Rocks Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.

sjblake83 Report

Final score:

9points

POST

Stijn Vlasselaer 7 years ago

unless you dig it up at night. Just to make sure

30points

#119

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Apple logo on the building If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.

SneakyHomunculu5 Report

Final score:

8points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

Probably, they removed the dock at all.

12points

#120

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Car on the road Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we're a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven't thought to include a phone mount.

aesthetic-as-fuck Report

Final score:

8points

POST

Hans 7 years ago

In fact, since cars now typically have bluetooth and USB plugs, phone mounts have become unnecessary again.

10points

#121

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

Frodo from the movie The Hobbit The Hobbit was a book about the dangers of greed. The Hobbit films were ruined because of greed.

Fly_By_Orchestra Report

Final score:

7points

POST

Joshua Neuman 4 years ago

I personally thought they were good

17points

#122

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

person training at the gym There should by a gym where the membership fee is extremely high at the beginning of the month but you earn money back for every day you end up going and working out for at least an hour.

mrmoo524 Report

Final score:

6points

POST

Victoria Rodriguez 5 years ago

make this happen

11points

#123

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

man driving a car and looking at mountains Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world.

mcrfreak78 Report

Final score:

6points

POST

Mittens Wiggum 4 years ago

Teens think they're never gonna die or that they can harm others - old people have seen enough people die to know that going a bit faster could be the reason they die or kill someone else just to get a loaf of bead at the supermarket

10points

#124

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

white bathroom with white toilet Men get all of the blame for splashing when they go to the toilet, but none of the credit for organically jet washing skid marks away.

Melloid Report

Final score:

5points

POST

Benjamin Malone 5 years ago

Yes yes yes nope but...YAS

7points

#125

Funny-Shower-Thoughts

man holding fist If I punch myself in the face and it hurts... does that make me weak or strong?

DerkERRJobs Report

Final score:

5points

POST

Valentina Vergara Gomez 3 years ago

Makes you stupid, why would you punch yourself in the first place?

2points