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Admit it — long showers are the best! We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.

There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. Thoughts and questions that only a shower could create. “What obvious invention has not yet been made?” “Soup is a drink.” However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm. 

Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them? Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.

What Are Shower Thoughts?

If you never went on the subreddit yourself — the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple. In the shower, we are the most relaxed. May it be after a hard day at work or just need to refreshen a bit — you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.

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#1

Shower Thoughts About Music

old radio Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.

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#2

Shower Thoughts About Rebooting

bed with small light "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

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#3

Shower Thoughts About Plants

jungle plants Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume

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#4

Shower Thoughts About Cameras

Nikon camera Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

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#5

Shower Thoughts About History

historical old pictures If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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#6

Shower Thoughts About Intentions

man wearing suit Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

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#7

Shower Thoughts About Being Naive

phone with facebook open As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.

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#8

Shower Thoughts About Olympics

Olympic rings The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.

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#9

Shower Thoughts About Height

man looking at landscape Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

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#10

Shower Thoughts About Aliens

person wearing alien mask What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.

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#11

Shower Thoughts On Being Late

person late and running If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.

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#12

Shower Thoughts About Rent And Food

healthy food bowl If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.

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#13

Shower Thoughts About Moon Landing

landing on the moon Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.

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#14

Shower Thoughts About Words

cutted words When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.

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#15

Shower Thoughts About Photos

picture collage Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.

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#16

Shower Thoughts About Waking Up

woman waking up I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it

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#17

Shower Thoughts About Corporations

man smoking cigar Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.

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#18

Shower Thoughts About Prices

person holding money When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.

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#19

Shower Thoughts About Dream Jobs

couple watching computer Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.

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#20

Shower Thoughts About Christmas

family with christmas tree Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday.

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#21

Shower Thoughts About Braille

braille writings "DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

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#22

Shower Thoughts About Liking Yourself

man walking one the road After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.

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#23

Shower Thoughts About Ancient Civilizations

Athens Greece ancient buildings We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.

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#24

Shower Thoughts About Technology

persons working with computers Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.

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#25

Shower Thoughts About Good Looking People

woman wearing suit looking People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.

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What Are Some Fun Shower Questions?

Fun is the key to a shower. Funny shower thoughts are the final result. While the questions and thoughts in this list might be enough to fuel you up with humor, there is more.

  • It’s OK to say you need coffee to start your work. But when you say you need vodka — people will get angry.
  • Davy Jones has an unending supply of munitions.
  • Friends were strangers once.

Looking for more fun thoughts to put a smile on your face? Scroll through the post to put an even bigger smile on your face.
#26

Shower Thoughts About Future

computer with open programming Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.

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#27

Shower Thoughts About Changing Future

mans walking in the corridor When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.

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#28

Shower Thoughts About Drinking

drinking beer When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

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#29

Shower Thoughts About Board Games

monopoly with train figure There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

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#30

Shower Thoughts About Baking

baked bread When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.

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#31

Shower Thoughts About Gym Membership

gym place Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go.

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#32

Shower Thoughts About Australian Wildlife

kangaroos figthing If the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" took place in Australia, those kids would have died real f**king quick.

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#33

Shower Thoughts About Dog Intelligence

dog smiling My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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#34

Shower Thoughts About Clickbait

man watching instagram I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.

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#35

Shower Thoughts About Fire

burning logs Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

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#36

Shower Thoughts On Driver's License

man driving a car I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.

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#37

Shower Thoughts About Online Dating

tinder app on the phone If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

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#38

Shower Thoughts About Timing

man holding watch Someone who says "I'll be there in 6 minutes" will normally arrive before someone who says "I will be there in 5 minutes".

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#39

Shower Thoughts About Aliens

woman wearing alien mask hugging dog If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.

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#40

Shower Thoughts About Actors

actors wearing old clothes sitting and lying on the ground Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.

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#41

Funny Shower Thoughts

pregnant woman holding stomach At age 25 if a friend tells me they're pregnant I don't know whether to say "oh shit!" Or "congratulations!"

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#42

Funny Shower Thoughts

food products It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.

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#43

Funny Shower Thoughts

couple smiling A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.

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#44

Funny Shower Thoughts

packages in the car UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza

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#45

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman looking at picture in phone I don't know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.

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#46

Funny Shower Thoughts

earth in outer space Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.

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#47

Funny Shower Thoughts

kids learning in school We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.

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#48

Funny Shower Thoughts

army mans The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.

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#49

Funny Shower Thoughts

cat sleeping in bed My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I've chosen sleep over s*x.

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#50

Funny Shower Thoughts

cemetery in the day Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.

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What Are Some Super Deep Thoughts?

The fun has to end somewhere. In the case of shower thought questions — it ends where philosophy begins. An extra layer that is as deep as the mind can be. Deep shower thoughts put our brains in a spiral of questions. What would it be if it could be? To be or not be? These are the questions.

  • Success has less worth than failure.
  • The sun is always on the horizon. It depends on the POV.
  • The fewer friends you have — the easier it is to get them.
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Also, shower thoughts can raise some interesting facts in your head. It’s all thanks to the water. It acts like white noise in the background, like static on the TV. 
#51

Funny Shower Thoughts

man reading newspaper April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.

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#52

Funny Shower Thoughts

old books History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.

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#53

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman sleeping Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."

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#54

Funny Shower Thoughts

snapchat app Snapchat is ruining all the progress we made on getting people to take horizontal videos

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#55

Funny Shower Thoughts

cat looking If cats had wings,they'd still just lay there.

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#56

Funny Shower Thoughts

sand timer 1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016.

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#57

Funny Shower Thoughts

friends talking and watching computer The fact that I can't recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he's doing.

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#58

Funny Shower Thoughts

drone flying When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands-free umbrellas are gonna be the s**t.

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#59

Funny Shower Thoughts

calculating taxes Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.

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#60

Funny Shower Thoughts

friends talking and laughing Some women want their outfit to be noticed. As a male, I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it the next day.

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#61

Funny Shower Thoughts

Denmark flag When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

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#62

Funny Shower Thoughts

dog lying in bed and looking Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

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#63

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman driving a car Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.

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#64

Funny Shower Thoughts

dogs running I'm glad dogs can't read the "no dogs allowed" signs so they don't feel sad and left out.

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#65

Funny Shower Thoughts

man and woman talking with audience The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.

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#66

Funny Shower Thoughts

friends hugging at watching A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.

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#67

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman looking at window As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.

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#68

Funny Shower Thoughts

1 dollar bills If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.

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#69

Funny Shower Thoughts

speaker on the table Siri or Cortana should say "uhm..." "uh..." "hm..." instead of showing a buffering animation.

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#70

Funny Shower Thoughts

man wearing black outfit looking at phone An "unlimited minutes per month" phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best.

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#71

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman wearing white outfit with blue jeans Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.

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#72

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman sleeping Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.

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#73

Funny Shower Thoughts

huge supermarket Big supermarkets should have baskets placed around the store for that moment when I realize I can't carry another thing and should have got a baske.

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#74

Funny Shower Thoughts

computer with analysis Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.

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#75

Funny Shower Thoughts

smoked cigarettes Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.

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Are Shower Thoughts Normal?

Normal is a somewhat subjective term. What’s normal to you might be weird to another person. The same goes for the thoughts in the shower. They can be as weird and cool as you want. For example:

  • Anxiety is like the music from video games. While there are no enemies around — we hear it. 
  • Different you exist in every person’s mind you meet.
  • Nighttime is the true form of the universe. The day is the by-product of the sun. 

So, the next time you have a weird thought — don’t write it off. You’re in a shower. It’s completely normal to have such thoughts.
#76

Funny Shower Thoughts

woman driving old car It annoys the piss out of me that all cars' turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.

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#77

Funny Shower Thoughts

car speedometer I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I'm staring at my speedometer in a school zone.

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#78

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scientist taking samples Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".

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#79

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person driving audi in the rain I never realize how explicit my music is until my parents hear it in the car.

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#80

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person clapping hands Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something.

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#81

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Man wearing white and black clothes jogging When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.

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#82

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Woman sleeping in dark gray bed In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

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#83

Funny Shower Thoughts

White luxury car with crowd It would be a good idea to have "The Price Is Right" with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.

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#84

Funny Shower Thoughts

Brown wallet in the pocket Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.

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#85

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Angry face painted on yellow paper We insult people by calling them a**holes, d**ks & pu**ies - some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don't like an appendix.

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#86

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Father and son wearing white shirts laughing When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they're really saying they sucked as parents.

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#87

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Pyramids in Egypt "It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.

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#88

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Tuna in sea swimming Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?

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#89

Funny Shower Thoughts

Woman wearing white clothes smiling If a stranger insults me, I'l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I'll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.

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#90

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Japan flag and building The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.

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#91

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Golf field with golf ball The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same with running races!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically, you still run the same amount of race, but in less time, while a golfer will actively play the game less (that is hit the ball less).

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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh ive found a sport that i like, lets play it as short as possible

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no, its to play the most amount of golf while touching th ball as less as possible

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first time I played mini golf, my step mum hit her fold ball into a pool and my nan said "well just say that's a 7"and when she got the highest number I congratulated her on winning. Then I realised she lost. Badly

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Is a 20-Minute Shower Too Long?

Most experts recommend a shower that is 5 to 10 minutes long. The longer the shower, the more money you will pay. However, if you feel like it (and the thoughts keep running in), take a more extended shower. 

Is It OK to Have Random Thoughts?

The brain works all day. Sometimes, random thoughts, funny and weird, can come to our minds in the middle of the day. So, if you are having thoughts, it’s totally OK. If they intensify while in the shower — it’s normal.

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