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Admit it — long showers are the best! We all love them, and most have encountered their own shower thought questions. Questions that would never come up in your daily conversation. These rhetorical questions bend the mind as we think of the correct answer. And you’re not the only one thinking about them.
There is a whole Reddit shower thoughts group that discusses such questions. Most are funny. Thoughts and questions that only a shower could create. “What obvious invention has not yet been made?” “Soup is a drink.” However, it’s the funny shower thoughts that took the subreddit by storm.
Below, we have compiled the shower thought questions that will be much more relatable than you think. Want to learn more about the secret behind these thoughts and why we have them? Well, stroll through the post and read the funny, profound, and crazy shower thoughts people had.
What Are Shower Thoughts?
If you never went on the subreddit yourself — the idea behind shower thoughts is relatively simple. In the shower, we are the most relaxed. May it be after a hard day at work or just need to refreshen a bit — you get to relax for a moment. In that moment, we get thoughts. “What’s the true taste of water?” Shower thought questions don’t always need to be logical. They can be confusing and are, for the most part.
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#1
Shower Thoughts About Music
Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.
#2
Shower Thoughts About Rebooting
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
#3
Shower Thoughts About Plants
Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
#4
Shower Thoughts About Cameras
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
sunnyrei82 7 years ago
I've asked myself that same thing sometimes, but then I answer myself: Well, cameras at theme parks just snap quick pictures every "x" minutes, but security cameras must record VIDEO FOR HOURS, every. single. day. So I guess that's why they don't have high definition video cameras. Maybe they should also implement high quality cameras that snap still pictures everytime a person comes in front of the cashier.
#5
Shower Thoughts About History
If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
#6
Shower Thoughts About Intentions
Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
#7
Shower Thoughts About Being Naive
As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.
#8
Shower Thoughts About Olympics
The Olympics should have a 'For Fun' section at the end of all the games so all the athletes can try different sports.
Chuck Bartowski 7 years ago
YES!!!!!! I would love to finally have answered "How fast is Messi's mile?" or "Could Evan Jager play basketball?"
#9
Shower Thoughts About Height
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.
AcousticGString 7 years ago
As a chick who is 6'0, I can confirm this as a truth. Also men seem to take it as a personal insult if you help them reach for something. Get over yourselves.
#10
Shower Thoughts About Aliens
What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.
#11
Shower Thoughts On Being Late
If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.
Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago
I end up being 20 minutes late to work, because I got side tracked with my "extra 10 minutes"!
#12
Shower Thoughts About Rent And Food
If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.
#13
Shower Thoughts About Moon Landing
Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
#14
Shower Thoughts About Words
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.
#15
Shower Thoughts About Photos
Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.
#16
Shower Thoughts About Waking Up
I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it
#17
Shower Thoughts About Corporations
Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.
#18
Shower Thoughts About Prices
When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.
#19
Shower Thoughts About Dream Jobs
Somewhere in the world, there is somebody with your dream job that hates going to work everyday.
Zori the degu 7 years ago
Impossible with me! I`ve never heard of a zoologist who hates his/her job.
Aussie Guy 5 years ago
So true. I work as a glassy (collect the empty glasses/bottles and wipe tables) at a strip club. Surrounded by gorgeous naked women every time I work. But have still very occasionally woken up wishing I didn't have to work that day.
AKIRA SAENZ 1 year ago
mine is a writer they probably DO hate their job because one thing I hate about it, is that you get a time stamp that you have to have the book done by,which i HATE.
Saylah Tarrant 2 years ago
That’s sad how could someone hate being a vet? Also never heard anyone say they hate being a vet
Thurston Moran 2 years ago
Besides the cult gem Hook, I don’t think Steven Spielberg hated any movies he made.
Alexia Liebenow 3 years ago
thats probably not true, no one could hate cuddling puppys and rabbits all day
CløudiiBær 3 years ago
My father would. He is not a people, animal, or anything person
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Hannah Reger 3 years ago
zoologists has to go out in the wild every day to study that animals and really just sit there for HOURS and they have to remember EVERYTHING they saw the animal do
VIOLET FIELD 4 years ago
so...someone exists that hates playing video games and making funny videos for youtube and tiktok?
menuki desilva 5 years ago
Well I’ve never heard of a singer who hates their job! But that makes sense for most jobs
Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago
no way. my dream job is getting paid for doing nothing. i am a pro at doing nothing and not getting bored.
#20
Shower Thoughts About Christmas
Christmas feels more like a deadline than a holiday.
#21
Shower Thoughts About Braille
"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
#22
Shower Thoughts About Liking Yourself
After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.
#23
Shower Thoughts About Ancient Civilizations
We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.
Skunk Drunk 7 years ago
The reason that happens is probably because there wasn't that much technological advancement (at least compared to 100 years ago and now). What's happened between 1916-2016 is far more significant between 1000 years farther along in the past! Just look at the Middle Ages.
#24
Shower Thoughts About Technology
Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.
#25
Shower Thoughts About Good Looking People
People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life click baits.
What Are Some Fun Shower Questions?
Fun is the key to a shower. Funny shower thoughts are the final result. While the questions and thoughts in this list might be enough to fuel you up with humor, there is more.
- It’s OK to say you need coffee to start your work. But when you say you need vodka — people will get angry.
- Davy Jones has an unending supply of munitions.
- Friends were strangers once.
Looking for more fun thoughts to put a smile on your face? Scroll through the post to put an even bigger smile on your face.
#26
Shower Thoughts About Future
Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.
#27
Shower Thoughts About Changing Future
When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.
#28
Shower Thoughts About Drinking
When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow.
AcousticGString 7 years ago
this should be amended to "when you drink copious amounts of alcohol" ...some of us can hydrate prior to drinking, and have moderate amounts of alcohol, and be perfectly fine the next day.
#29
Shower Thoughts About Board Games
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
Skunk Drunk 7 years ago
Complete with baby boomer figures who do nothing but worsen the problem and blame you!
#30
Shower Thoughts About Baking
When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.
#31
Shower Thoughts About Gym Membership
Gyms should have memberships where your fee goes down based on how often you go.
#32
Shower Thoughts About Australian Wildlife
If the movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" took place in Australia, those kids would have died real f**king quick.
#33
Shower Thoughts About Dog Intelligence
My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
#34
Shower Thoughts About Clickbait
I recognize click bait almost every time, but still want to know what that child celebrity looks like today.
#35
Shower Thoughts About Fire
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.
#36
Shower Thoughts On Driver's License
I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
#37
Shower Thoughts About Online Dating
If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.
#38
Shower Thoughts About Timing
Someone who says "I'll be there in 6 minutes" will normally arrive before someone who says "I will be there in 5 minutes".
#39
Shower Thoughts About Aliens
If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.
Skunk Drunk 7 years ago
We'll also have to explain why we made our leader someone who hates "illegal aliens".
#40
Shower Thoughts About Actors
Every time a character dies on a TV show I just feel bad for the actor who pretty much just got fired in front of us.
#41
Funny Shower Thoughts
At age 25 if a friend tells me they're pregnant I don't know whether to say "oh shit!" Or "congratulations!"
AcousticGString 7 years ago
Just say "Oh wow!" which is kind of a neutral Segway, because they will likely either react excitedly with "I KNOW!!" or disappointed with "I know.." then you can align the follow up statement.
#42
Funny Shower Thoughts
It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.
#43
Funny Shower Thoughts
A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned.
#44
Funny Shower Thoughts
UPS will leave a $900 video card on my porch without even knocking but I have to sign for a $10 pizza
#45
Funny Shower Thoughts
I don't know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.
#46
Funny Shower Thoughts
Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.
#47
Funny Shower Thoughts
We stick kids in classrooms 7 hours a day, give them another few hours of homework, actively discourage them from playing outside, and then wonder why kids today are so out of shape.
#48
Funny Shower Thoughts
The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.
#49
Funny Shower Thoughts
My 15 year old self would be appalled to hear how many times I've chosen sleep over s*x.
Skunk Drunk 7 years ago
My 15-year-old self was so sleep-deprived that he is proud of me. And by that I mean I am proud of me.
#50
Funny Shower Thoughts
Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone.
What Are Some Super Deep Thoughts?
The fun has to end somewhere. In the case of shower thought questions — it ends where philosophy begins. An extra layer that is as deep as the mind can be. Deep shower thoughts put our brains in a spiral of questions. What would it be if it could be? To be or not be? These are the questions.
- Success has less worth than failure.
- The sun is always on the horizon. It depends on the POV.
- The fewer friends you have — the easier it is to get them.
Also, shower thoughts can raise some interesting facts in your head. It’s all thanks to the water. It acts like white noise in the background, like static on the TV.
#51
Funny Shower Thoughts
April Fool's Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.
#52
Funny Shower Thoughts
History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.
#53
Funny Shower Thoughts
Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."
#54
Funny Shower Thoughts
Snapchat is ruining all the progress we made on getting people to take horizontal videos
#55
Funny Shower Thoughts
If cats had wings,they'd still just lay there.
#56
Funny Shower Thoughts
1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016.
AcousticGString 7 years ago
I was born in 1984, and I can tell you, 2000 was a lot simpler of a time, and I definitely enjoyed the seemingly slower time lapse than that of the last 16 years which has been riddled with responsibility, and hard core adulting
#57
Funny Shower Thoughts
The fact that I can't recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he's doing.
TANNER TORGERSON 5 years ago
Superheroes hide their identities, then there's Tony Stark: "I'm Iron Man."
#58
Funny Shower Thoughts
When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands-free umbrellas are gonna be the s**t.
#59
Funny Shower Thoughts
Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
#60
Funny Shower Thoughts
Some women want their outfit to be noticed. As a male, I would prefer nobody noticing it so I can still wear it the next day.
#61
Funny Shower Thoughts
When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.
#62
Funny Shower Thoughts
Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.
#63
Funny Shower Thoughts
Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.
#64
Funny Shower Thoughts
I'm glad dogs can't read the "no dogs allowed" signs so they don't feel sad and left out.
#65
Funny Shower Thoughts
The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.
#66
Funny Shower Thoughts
A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.
#67
Funny Shower Thoughts
As a kid, 99.9% of the times I cried was due to physical pain. As an adult, 99.9% of the times I have cried was due to emotional pain.
#68
Funny Shower Thoughts
If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.
#69
Funny Shower Thoughts
Siri or Cortana should say "uhm..." "uh..." "hm..." instead of showing a buffering animation.
#70
Funny Shower Thoughts
An "unlimited minutes per month" phone plan really only gives you 44,640 minutes per month at best.
#71
Funny Shower Thoughts
Your stomach thinks that all potatoes are mashed.
#72
Funny Shower Thoughts
Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.
#73
Funny Shower Thoughts
Big supermarkets should have baskets placed around the store for that moment when I realize I can't carry another thing and should have got a baske.
Robert Morson 7 years ago
My local supermarket does this. Except when I want it; then the nearest pile of baskets is invariably empty and I end up having to walk back to the door anyway.
#74
Funny Shower Thoughts
Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.
#75
Funny Shower Thoughts
Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health / longevity reasons.
Are Shower Thoughts Normal?
Normal is a somewhat subjective term. What’s normal to you might be weird to another person. The same goes for the thoughts in the shower. They can be as weird and cool as you want. For example:
- Anxiety is like the music from video games. While there are no enemies around — we hear it.
- Different you exist in every person’s mind you meet.
- Nighttime is the true form of the universe. The day is the by-product of the sun.
So, the next time you have a weird thought — don’t write it off. You’re in a shower. It’s completely normal to have such thoughts.
#76
Funny Shower Thoughts
It annoys the piss out of me that all cars' turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.
#77
Funny Shower Thoughts
I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I'm staring at my speedometer in a school zone.
#78
Funny Shower Thoughts
Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".
#79
Funny Shower Thoughts
I never realize how explicit my music is until my parents hear it in the car.
#80
Funny Shower Thoughts
Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something.
#81
Funny Shower Thoughts
When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.
#82
Funny Shower Thoughts
In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
#83
Funny Shower Thoughts
It would be a good idea to have "The Price Is Right" with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.
#84
Funny Shower Thoughts
Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.
#85
Funny Shower Thoughts
We insult people by calling them a**holes, d**ks & pu**ies - some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don't like an appendix.
#86
Funny Shower Thoughts
When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they're really saying they sucked as parents.
#87
Funny Shower Thoughts
"It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.
The Alchemist 7 years ago
I knew a person who was in a pyramid scheme in the most basic level possible and he insists its not a pyramid scheme.
#88
Funny Shower Thoughts
Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?
#89
Funny Shower Thoughts
If a stranger insults me, I'l probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I'll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.
#90
Funny Shower Thoughts
The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.
#91
Funny Shower Thoughts
The object of golf is to play the least amout of golf.
#92
Funny Shower Thoughts
Almost every hand I've ever shaken has had a d**k in it.
#93
Funny Shower Thoughts
The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
#94
Funny Shower Thoughts
3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone's indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.
#95
Funny Shower Thoughts
The craziest prediction that the tv show "The Jetsons" made about life that far in the future was that a man could still support a middle class family of 4 by working in a factory.
•Chill Gilli• 3 years ago
yeah, but that's not quite the case, is it? -teen from 2021 reading these instead of doing my homework
#96
Funny Shower Thoughts
Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn't a light source...
#97
Funny Shower Thoughts
There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don't know what they are.
#98
Funny Shower Thoughts
If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.
#99
Funny Shower Thoughts
The Viagra commercial says "make sure your heart is healthy enough for s*x". That's a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.
#100
Funny Shower Thoughts
Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun's power against itself.
Do Showers Inspire You?
You might likely have had a shower thought of your own. Don’t you think so? Well, take a shower and find out the truth yourself. Make sure to share your own thoughts in the comments. Weird, funny, or deep thoughts are always welcomed here. Just make sure to keep it PG-13.
#101
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
James Bond is going to need a Visa for his missions now.
#102
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
#103
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess 'Beauty and the Beast' is a kids movie.
meow point1 5 years ago
It's not Stockholm Syndrome because Belle said, "Take me instead". It's not b********y because they likely didn't have sex until he turned human, and I don't remember a lynching in it.
#104
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Apple has anorexia: it is obsessed with thinness which leads it to remove things people actually need.
Carly Noelle 7 years ago
I was really confused at first because I was thinking of apple as in the fruit.
#105
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.
#106
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.
Master Markus 7 years ago
Unfortunately, not everyone has the sense of humour that you and I do.
#107
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.
#108
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they're antonyms.
#109
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Students are stereotypically viewed as being lazy, but I worked ten times harder as a student than I do in my career now
Kadin Thompson 5 years ago
if your teacher tells you that you dont get payed to look out a window all day, you should become a trucker, ATC, taxi driver, or ticket seller at a movie theatre
#110
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
"Where are you" is probably the least used phrase in sign language.
#111
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine.
#112
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
I've seen my girlfriend's butthole more times than I've ever seen mine.
#113
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain
Tiana Vibhakar 7 years ago
i dont know whether to upvote this or downvote this. sadly, it works both ways.
#114
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
It's crazy that's there's this giant thing in the sky all the time that we're not supposed to look at.
Naima Ivansdóttir 7 years ago
well you can look at it if you think it's a good idea y'know... nobody's going to stop you ;)
#115
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Diabetes is one disease where a sugar pill isn't a placebo.
Kaylie Andrade 5 years ago
ok well, not necessarily, no. i'm debating on whether to agree with this or disagree.
#116
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.
#117
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
"Strap-on" spelled backwards is "no parts".
#118
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.
#119
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.
#120
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we're a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven't thought to include a phone mount.
#121
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
The Hobbit was a book about the dangers of greed. The Hobbit films were ruined because of greed.
#122
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
There should by a gym where the membership fee is extremely high at the beginning of the month but you earn money back for every day you end up going and working out for at least an hour.
#123
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world.
Mittens Wiggum 4 years ago
Teens think they're never gonna die or that they can harm others - old people have seen enough people die to know that going a bit faster could be the reason they die or kill someone else just to get a loaf of bead at the supermarket
#124
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
Men get all of the blame for splashing when they go to the toilet, but none of the credit for organically jet washing skid marks away.
#125
Funny-Shower-Thoughts
If I punch myself in the face and it hurts... does that make me weak or strong?
Valentina Vergara Gomez 3 years ago
Makes you stupid, why would you punch yourself in the first place?
FAQIs a 20-Minute Shower Too Long?
Most experts recommend a shower that is 5 to 10 minutes long. The longer the shower, the more money you will pay. However, if you feel like it (and the thoughts keep running in), take a more extended shower.
Is It OK to Have Random Thoughts?
The brain works all day. Sometimes, random thoughts, funny and weird, can come to our minds in the middle of the day. So, if you are having thoughts, it’s totally OK. If they intensify while in the shower — it’s normal.
What do you think ?
Stille20 7 years ago
I think some of these people need to spend less time in the shower. They are boiling their brain.
Nivada Castro 1 year ago
If you kill a suicidal person,are you giving or taking their "happiness"????
Priya McDermott 2 years ago
So is this what my mom thinks is happening in my head when I shower for like 30 mins-?
FireNinja 4 years ago
I’m glad to have met another person that likes anime. It’s been a real long time
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Anna Filip 1 year ago
Free shower thought: If 32°Fahrenheit = 0°Celsius then does 0°Celsius+0°Celsius=64°Fahrenheit
Isaac Garrett Mize 1 year ago
I spend too much time in the shower I have a ton of these things stored in my brain but even though it’s 12:30 AM on Friday, I was too lazy to read all of these but here’s SOME that I know… how come delivers on a ship are called cargo, but in a car, it’s a called shipment. If two mindreaders are reading echothers mind,The Who’s mind are reading? I could go on forever but I’m not good at typing on phone 😬
Alexandra Odom 2 years ago
honestly girls cant understand why it hurts when a boy hits his d**k but a man cant understand why a girl has a period
William Wang 4 years ago
A definition of a word is just a bunch of words to represent the word
Mohd Khazani Darawi 4 years ago
Most of the shower thought was not thought during shower time.
Stille20 7 years ago
I think some of these people need to spend less time in the shower. They are boiling their brain.
Nivada Castro 1 year ago
If you kill a suicidal person,are you giving or taking their "happiness"????
Priya McDermott 2 years ago
So is this what my mom thinks is happening in my head when I shower for like 30 mins-?
FireNinja 4 years ago
I’m glad to have met another person that likes anime. It’s been a real long time
Load More Replies... Anna Filip 1 year ago
Free shower thought: If 32°Fahrenheit = 0°Celsius then does 0°Celsius+0°Celsius=64°Fahrenheit
Isaac Garrett Mize 1 year ago
I spend too much time in the shower I have a ton of these things stored in my brain but even though it’s 12:30 AM on Friday, I was too lazy to read all of these but here’s SOME that I know… how come delivers on a ship are called cargo, but in a car, it’s a called shipment. If two mindreaders are reading echothers mind,The Who’s mind are reading? I could go on forever but I’m not good at typing on phone 😬
Alexandra Odom 2 years ago
honestly girls cant understand why it hurts when a boy hits his d**k but a man cant understand why a girl has a period
William Wang 4 years ago
A definition of a word is just a bunch of words to represent the word
Mohd Khazani Darawi 4 years ago
Most of the shower thought was not thought during shower time.
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