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Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.

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Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.

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Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

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But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!

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Pigeon Witchcraft
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

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BorPand8
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's about $1.28 per tamale, not including shipping. The price seems pretty reasonable, but I wouldn't trust Neiman Marcus to make a good tamale.

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one that finds these hair ties horrible for the hair?? I think they break them...

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Zedrapazia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That thing looks like you'd stab vampires with it

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the problem is that it is being sold as massage wand endued with "mystical magik properties" that smooth away facial tension.

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JessG
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one isn't bad, it's only $23, and it's a nice crystal. I don't see an issue here

Red Ruffensor
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only kind of wand I want is one that will reduce my enemies to ashes.

Victoria Pitt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's just a crystal. The description is silly but otherwise it's a normal item.

Bonniebluebutler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh gawd, I have a girlfriend who would totally buy this...I've lined my fish tank with all of the "crystals" and "magic stones" she's given me over the years.

Eliška Hůlková
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why it says "skin gym"? The only use for this at a gym would be to get someone to poke you with it when you start slowing down.

hermione
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uhhh, I don't think Ron would like this as a wand after he broke his first one....

Bacony Cakes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it doesn't have loose Thorium dust in it, it's not worth a nickel.

PjandBolt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life hack: if you're looking for cool rocks and crystals to decorate with or collect, look in geology and rock shops, not crystal healing shops. Since it would have "special powers" or whatever they up the price by like 20 bucks. Amazon is also surprisingly trustworthy, in my experience. RockCloud is a great online store there too.

PjandBolt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the other end is rounded off. If not, then it's definitely not supposed to be for massaging purposes lol

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Charlotte A.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those children must be tiny indeed of whatever the seating is, can also be used as a phone stand...

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