You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

As apposed to just decapitating your loved ones.

uh no, when I die I want my ashes made into a record that rickrolls people everytime they hear it

On today's episode of how f****d up is f****d up? : 10/10 That's f****d up

Oh hell to the no, not even for free

Is that Loretta Swit on the right?

be right back

Oh my goodness.

That's not creepy at all. Nope not at allllll

Needs moving eyes that follow you around the room as well as Foxxy (the Original) suggestion of the dear departed's voice. I imagine something like Billy the Talking Bass.

This doesn't look like an ad, there's no info or contact, just some random text under what looks like two real doll heads photoshopped onto some base. Why not old 3D representations? Most people who die are old? Why are they young and female? I call fake.

As apposed to just decapitating them!

The one on the left looks familiar as hell.

I don’t mind this one so much. It can bring comfort to some

this feels uncomfortably like when hunters have heads of animals on their wall...

i'll never forget my dead grandpa..... (my grandpa is not actually dead)

Uh, no. I loved Dearly Beloved beyond words. But, don't want his urn looking like him. Too creepy.

Oh, no. Can you imagine this on the window sill in your kitchen, watching how well you scramble eggs; or how about the bathroom...?

Let the person go. Don't imprison them in the Middle dimension because you refuse to accept their passing these are not urns, they are idols and the soul in them will never rest.

OK... this is just CREEPY!!!

WHAT

WHAT

yup... thats what i wanna see as im heading to the kitchen in he dark at 3am... hmmm well maybe will stop me from going.... now i hafta think about this.... lmao

noooooo. plant me under a fruit tree, please

Why? Just why?

Somewhat creepy I’m thinking

Wow that is messed up and incredibly scary

Imagine if your order got mixed up with someone elses-

disturbing

They should be cast in latex and made animatronic, like that singing fish thingy, it would be peak dark humor...

Not creepy at all. :P

Now that’s disturbing.

And the creep AF award goes to...

WHAT IN THE CREMATORIUM IS THIS?! Just say NO

Too freaky for me

Looks like missing person age progression/ unidentified dead person

No, I won't

This really creeps me out.

I'll pass

I'll pass on this one.

ohmygawd, just WHATWERETHEYTHINKING