You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

Ummm why?

I can see your camel toe.

Ridiculous, idiotic, stupid.

For very fancy cats!!

That is FUGLY.

Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

They are on my Christmas wish list lol.

Is she trying to inseminate a bloody horse?

I can totally see the Real Housewives of the Yukon rocking a pair of these.

I'd rather give that $845 to a homeless.

"everyday objects"! lol

Why would they mock MickeyMouse like that?

That's not how you put on a straight jacket.

Oh boy

What a riDICulous vase!....

I once read, "If you're brave enough, ANYTHING can become a dildo!"

if you have wilted flowers growing from your pee pee you need to seek medical advice

I prefer a large Shiva personally ;-)

"Honey where should I put the flowers?"

Is this supposed to look like a Shivling? I am making the assumption because this product is called "Shiva". Very disrespectful and ignorant towards the Hindu religion to make something shaped like a penis and call it Shiva which is also the name of a Hindu God. Not a religious person myself, but this is not cheeky or clever.

A d**k vase that’s even a flesh-looking pink.

Only in pink?

Its a rocket ship

It's Elon musks penis

In 5...4...3... A SJW will be screaming "RACIST"!

i want it

This is so bad sssniperwolf should put in a design fails video!!

How much for the large??

Hey, it should be available in all skin colors, shouldn't it?! Equal opportunity idiocy!

I'm sorry but it looks more like a gravestone to me!! 🤣🤣

That is so ugly

I think a urologist is needed here.

It's shiva... That's a fancy penis

I will buy that and play a prank on a friend (she's an angel)

Only pink?

Racist. And not round enough.

I think it should have been offered in a few other colours as well.

You bought it? Or where did the picture with the fresh flowers show up?

Oh boy

Me GF is a want'n this. I'm wonder'n why.

That is a lingam that is bringing flowers to his yoni.

Why do those daisies look so ragged & diseased?

Mempiss group