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Online shopping is full of regrets. But it can be really entertaining too.

A few days ago, Lexi Brown from Minnesota made a tweet, saying "A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom's." Brown also attached a picture of her best find yet—a Pavé Chair Bag.

If you also can't understand the purpose of this sparkling little chair, don't worry. Its sellers are as clueless as we all are. "Always have a front-row seat thanks to this sparkly pavé folding chair made in collaboration with lifestyle brand Myreality," they wrote in the product description. "Shown on the runway at New York Fashion Week, this bedazzled object d’art doesn't actually carry anything, except for a conversation." And people loved it.

The tweet instantly blew up, receiving nearly 170K likes and inspiring others to share their hilarious discoveries as well. Continue scrolling and check them out!

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

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Nordstrom is an American luxury department store chain. Founded back in 1901 by John W. Nordstrom and Carl F. Wallin, it originated as a shoe store and evolved into a full-line retailer with departments for clothing, footwear, handbags, jewelry, accessories, cosmetics, and fragrances.

Some stores feature home furnishings and wedding departments, and several also have in-house cafes, restaurants, and espresso bars.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

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Nowadays, no wonder Nordstrom has so many "WTF" items—as of 2021, it operates 100 stores in 32 U.S. states, and 3 Canadian provinces since entering the market in 2014. One location in Puerto Rico was in operation from 2015 through 2020.

The corporate headquarters and flagship store are located in the former Frederick & Nelson building in Seattle, Washington; a second flagship store is located near Columbus Circle in New York City. Its subsidiaries include the off-price department store chain Nordstrom Rack and the members-only online store HauteLook.
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Nordstrom has long been an early adopter of e-commerce, especially among its department store peers. That ethos will serve the upscale retailer well as it weathers the biggest storm in its history, which sent an even bigger chunk of its business online.

The company said at its virtual investor day that sales in Q4 2020, including the key holiday season, fell by a low 20s percentage, capping a devastating year in which the pandemic temporarily shut all of its stores and its clientele eschewed the fashion wares for which Nordstrom is known.

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But another big result of the COVID-19 upheaval is that the percentage of sales Nordstrom gets online has risen to about 50% and the company expects that to stick. Which may be the reason why people have been finding so many ridiculous items lately!
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are there any other countries available? I'm interested

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she trying to inseminate a bloody horse?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for when you are having a party at 5 but have to cut up a body into pieces at 6

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For when you go to a fancy party but want to be ready to deep-clean the toilet before using it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live on a working ranch. Our large animal vet has a box full of these. And to this day if you want to see a horse look surprised and violated at the same time? These do it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know Dexter was selling his old murder outfits

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe that the ppl who come up with this ridiculous s**t are considered great stylist who make a stupid amount of money.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when you want to be a lobster for halloween but the party is disney themed?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So far these just show how stupid rich people are. Also a serious lack of taste (which is all in their mouth, as my mom used to say).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like most of a hazmat suit! This may work for residents that want to return to Chernobyl!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She needs the extra long jeans and extra baggy boots to go with the inseminating gloves!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the rich want their maid to wash dishes in style.. yes..

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They say it "evokes the golden era of Hollywood" I literally thought this was some sort of crappy halloween doctor costume.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that's attractive, and really not at all limiting with the built-in gloves.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait, wait ... Veterinarian? ... or, ah ... Costume Party Lobster?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"evokes the golden era of Hollywood"??? Evokes Karen Silkwood's work uniform, more like

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did anyone know George was coming to the company party with a lobster?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought a bolero was more of a short jacket to go over dresses....

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lobster claw jacket. No one in old Hollywood would be caught dead in this

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For when the HAZMAT suit is at the cleaners! And look: FREE SHIPPING!!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to see the reviews. I can't believe 57 people bought it

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like kitchen gloves made from satin that would send u straight to hell

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is most the expensive Dr. Frank N. Furter costume I have ever seen.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the outfit you wear when you're planning on doing a Katherine Knight...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it doesn't even look good on the model, you know it's awful

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok, the dress is nice but we didn't need the gloves. and for $740? yeah, no thank you.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Evokes the golden era of H.W."! Ha! Looks like welder's gloves and a cheap children's princess costume! Bleck!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well...one could have doubts for $740, but free shipping definitely makes it worth buying!))

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who would even go online shopping and think "you know what, i'll buy some really weird lensless glasses"

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lemme grab my toolbox. I have a few of these for sure.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I thought the greenhouse was full size due to the price.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's about $1.28 per tamale, not including shipping. The price seems pretty reasonable, but I wouldn't trust Neiman Marcus to make a good tamale.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one that finds these hair ties horrible for the hair?? I think they break them...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That thing looks like you'd stab vampires with it

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those children must be tiny indeed of whatever the seating is, can also be used as a phone stand...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Only two left" i wonder how many people actually own these 😟

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