You have got to be joking. $39,000 bloody dollars is just insane.

Why would you carry it AT ALL. Is there a point to this that I am missing?

Can you have a recording of the person talking too. Kinda make it like futurama style.

A brick? 300$? What the actual f**k is this?

And the sad thing is there are people dumb enough to buy this useless crap.

I had to know what this was - so I looked it up. It's just a rock in a leather pouch, it does nothing and has no purpose. And it's sold out! What is wrong with people?

For people who need to be reassured that they have an absolute "best" of everything.

Why? WHY!!!

Hold it to your ear. If anyone asks why, tell them you like listening to hard/soft Rock.

I've got a $100 rock, but mine flashes a bunch of colors and It'll be worth more when I finish cutting it.

As opposed to the $20,000 rock from Tiffany's?

A smart carrying holster for a lethal self-defence stone...

Should have a warning label for people who live in glass houses.

Why?

Now, that's a "Pet Rock". . . just not sure why you'd brag about ownership.

I can go get a rock for free out of my parents driveway.

My rocks are on sale for just $75. Call me now before they're gone, this offer won't last!!!

Patrick wouldn't even buy this rock, let alone live under it. And he's a genius, who befriends spongebob.

It's a spare rock for wealthy people who already have rocks in their head.

It must be an exceptional rock.

Whyyyyyyyyy

I know there is a market for the things on the list because there will always be people rich enough and vain enough to buy things to show “I’m so rich I can waste money on this crap” the way we buy gag gifts. I just don’t understand how they don’t see how tone deaf it is to brag about it like this though.

I have thousands of rocks in my yard. We should get together.

Does that make you a rock star?!

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he dropped it and it broke open and revealed something rare and precious and worth millions? Doubtful, tho!

Remember the pet rock?

... and it as its own leather outfit ....

some people just don't know what to do with their money. At least donated to save the whales or something

Why?

But why?

Rocky? Is that you? (Context: Patrick has a pet rock in Spongebob Squarepants)

I can along a river a pick up a river for cheap

If it's not a gem, why pay this much?

Asshole bragging about this

pet rocks ... trying hard to become a thing again?

Pet rock?!

Sucker!