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It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.

Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.

So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.

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Priorities

Priorities

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Feelings For Boys

Feelings For Boys

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Being In Charge

Being In Charge

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Sad Truth

Sad Truth

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Vegetarian vs. Humanitarian

Vegetarian vs. Humanitarian

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It's Your Fault

It's Your Fault

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Marriage Material

Marriage Material

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#9

I Don't Want That!

I Don't Want That!

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Not My Job

Not My Job

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The Hamsters These Days

The Hamsters These Days

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Young Ladies

Young Ladies

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Don't Need You Anymore

Don't Need You Anymore

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Never Mind

Never Mind

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Accidents

Accidents

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A Girl Or A Boy?

A Girl Or A Boy?

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A Helping Hand

A Helping Hand

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A Backstory

A Backstory

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What Does It Mean?

What Does It Mean?

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I'm A Grownup

I'm A Grownup

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Quiz Me

Quiz Me

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Night Cameras

Night Cameras

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#24

He'll Die Soon

He'll Die Soon

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#25

Money, Please

Money, Please

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#26

See You Later

See You Later

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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8-Year-Old's Wisdom

8-Year-Old's Wisdom

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Annoying

Annoying

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Going To Heaven

Going To Heaven

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#31

Just Get Something For Mom

Just Get Something For Mom

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Beauty Advise

Beauty Advise

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#33

Ruining Lives

Ruining Lives

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#34

Feeling Old

Feeling Old

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#36

Homework

Homework

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Perfect Description

Perfect Description

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#38

No More Babies

No More Babies

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#39

Lies, All Lies

Lies, All Lies

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#41

Taste Of The Adult Life

Taste Of The Adult Life

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#42

My Tasty Mango

My Tasty Mango

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#43

No Habla Español

No Habla Español

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#44

Explaining Things

Explaining Things

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#45

Friendship

Friendship

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#46

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#47

Hopes And Dreams

Hopes And Dreams

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#48

Daddy's Job

Daddy's Job

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#49

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#50

I Promise Not To

I Promise Not To

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#51

Mommy Duties

Mommy Duties

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#52

Garage Sale!

Garage Sale!

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#53

Sharing Love

Sharing Love

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#54

Blaming Mom

Blaming Mom

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#55

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#56

No Sense At All

No Sense At All

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#57

Bath Time

Bath Time

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#58

Really Old

Really Old

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#59

Walking Reminder

Walking Reminder

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#60

Bite Of An Old Person

Bite Of An Old Person

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#61

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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