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It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.

Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.

So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.

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#11

The Hamsters These Days

The Hamsters These Days

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#21

Quiz Me

Quiz Me

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#24

He'll Die Soon

He'll Die Soon

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Guy Twyman
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how these comments act like children have basic reasoning skills. Theyre children guys lol

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#27

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#28

8-Year-Old's Wisdom

8-Year-Old's Wisdom

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James May
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son (aged 4): "My w***y hurts, daddy!" Dad: "Because you were squeezing them all night??" Mr 4: "Oh... yeah!"

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#33

Ruining Lives

Ruining Lives

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Judy Semmens
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just wait till your 3 year old is a few years older. You'll hear that a lot!

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#37

Perfect Description

Perfect Description

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Andrew Ramirez
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one that thinks the term the kid used sounds like a classification of a snowstorm?

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#42

My Tasty Mango

My Tasty Mango

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Daria B
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Today he calls his mom a mango, tomorrow he's calling girls sugar. ♥

Epiphonia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: as of posting this, this kid is now ~16 years old. BP is giving me ANCIENT posts.

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#45

Friendship

Friendship

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Doug Kirk
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

4yo: "HE HIT ME!!!!" 8yo: "No, I did not. He ran into my fist!" Me: "Well played son. Well played"

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#48

Daddy's Job

Daddy's Job

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#61

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#64

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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#65

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Nell Benson
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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#68

Shit My Kids Says

Shit My Kids Says

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Daria B
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmmh.... Without a comma, this has quite a few meanings....

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