It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.
Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.
So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.
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Priorities
Feelings For Boys
Being In Charge
Sad Truth
Vegetarian vs. Humanitarian
It's Your Fault
Marriage Material
Shit My Kids Says
I Don't Want That!
Not My Job
The Hamsters These Days
Young Ladies
Don't Need You Anymore
Never Mind
Accidents
A Girl Or A Boy?
A Helping Hand
A Backstory
What Does It Mean?
I'm A Grownup
Quiz Me
Shit My Kids Says
Night Cameras
He'll Die Soon
Money, Please
See You Later
Shit My Kids Says
8-Year-Old's Wisdom
Annoying
Going To Heaven
Just Get Something For Mom
Beauty Advise
Ruining Lives
Feeling Old
Shit My Kids Says
Homework
Perfect Description
No More Babies
Lies, All Lies
Shit My Kids Says
Taste Of The Adult Life
My Tasty Mango
No Habla Español
Explaining Things
Friendship
Shit My Kids Says
Hopes And Dreams
Daddy's Job
Shit My Kids Says
I Promise Not To
Mommy Duties
Garage Sale!
Sharing Love
Blaming Mom
Shit My Kids Says
No Sense At All
Bath Time
Really Old
Walking Reminder
Bite Of An Old Person
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My ex and I used to tease each other over our ancestors denomination. Mine being Catholic and his Protestant. Our son went to prep class one day, after overhearing the playful taunts between my partner and I, and proudly told his teacher when asked what his father dose and said "my step dad is a prostitute". "Oh that's nice" she replied somewhat bemused. I quickly had to say "Protestant, he means Protestant......his step father is a Protestant" I was quite amused when his teacher chuckled and said in a low voice "same thing".
This isn't my kid (I don't actually have any kids), but on the bus home from a fair and there was a kid I was sitting behind and she was saying a few things I found funny; Kid: "I wish I could stay there forever." Her dad: "Really, where would you sleep?" Kid: "On the bus." Later on, Her dad: "If you don't want that, I'll give it to someone who appreciates it." Kid: "No, no I 'preciate it!!"
My ex and I used to tease each other over our ancestors denomination. Mine being Catholic and his Protestant. Our son went to prep class one day, after overhearing the playful taunts between my partner and I, and proudly told his teacher when asked what his father dose and said "my step dad is a prostitute". "Oh that's nice" she replied somewhat bemused. I quickly had to say "Protestant, he means Protestant......his step father is a Protestant" I was quite amused when his teacher chuckled and said in a low voice "same thing".
This isn't my kid (I don't actually have any kids), but on the bus home from a fair and there was a kid I was sitting behind and she was saying a few things I found funny; Kid: "I wish I could stay there forever." Her dad: "Really, where would you sleep?" Kid: "On the bus." Later on, Her dad: "If you don't want that, I'll give it to someone who appreciates it." Kid: "No, no I 'preciate it!!"