And saying you're an alpha doesn't make you an alpha. It makes you a douche with a small d**k and a large ego to make up for it

Scream it on the top of your lungs so that everyone can hear!! The opposite is true as well!

Lmao this should be much higher! This is hilarious!!

I hide in the corner and pretend that I wasn't the one who actually caused the trouble and blamed it on someone else

*nobody

- smile...

If Dave Grohl isn't making your life better, you're not applying enough Dave Grohl...

Hey, the shirt smells like chlor……….

why not Free my *soil*

And I think to myself, those are wonderful worlds.

Who dafuq cut your hair?

But, it's adorably furry death. And well, knocker-off of worlds. The destruction happens when your soft can-opener steps on the world you just knocked off.

My goal is to just reach the end of the rainbow and finally join my gay brethren

I wonder sometimes 🤔

😹😹😹

This climate crisis is underrated as a t-shirt

The waters getting warm, So you might as well swim

it’s a lifestyle

my mom needs this shirt 😂

bless the pollinators 😄

🎶 Tonight's the night, let's live it up 🎶

where is this? Take my money just take it

Nothing makes sense when you're together either

Pretty sure if the economy improves, he'll just buy better beer.

i currently live there

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Which one??

Get the money, dolla dolla bills y'all... 🫤

This is a work of art

That's the breast idea.

ur so strong <3

Pass the pepto

The spare shirt the rest home makes you use while they wash the clothing you soiled.

Explosive diarrhea

Verbal?

I NEED this shirt!!!

My ex

ur so brave bro

But don't wear this when you have diarrhea bcs ppl will think Ur lying

...and I am not afraid to use it.

I am incapable of expressing just how much I need this shirt

No, don’t grow there…

There's actually a device specifically designed for this exact problem. It's called Bugkiss by Legboot. 🤷🤣

Wait my friends said Pedro Pascal was a dilf, this is what it meant? I have more questions than ever

I'm far more than able to support my own, TYVM

I have 6 sisters and I'm not afraid to use two of them. The other 4 are unloaded.

Fun fact: The code in the background of the Matrix is just reverse sushi recipes from the creator's wife's cookbook, if I'm remembering correctly.

I want one like this, but it's a picture of those upside down peas

Bwahh-ha-ha 🤣

animal crossing :D

This is a very deep shirt.

Excuse me, what?!

I have a covid mask that says "keep calm and carry a wand"

Visualizh?

my dirty mind be like-

no. no. immediatley no.

I feel like this is something Homer Simspon would write