first of all that is an amazing pun and second of all that’s adorable

I want this so badly with my mom but it will never happen

Hell yeah! This might be the best shirt ever

Or horror. It isn't horror, right. Right!?

So you guys don't like to sing every day like Cinderella?

On one hand, I'd love for people to sing my depressing songs in the catchiest voice they can. Adds some interest, y'know?

Oh but it is

It’s a dystopian novel/movie

Or an opera!

I think my life is a drama show

If I had to go to work and knew that at 7:00 everyday my coworkers would break into song i would kill us all.

I think it might be better if life was a musical. They usually have happy endings

Paul would regret his words when the meteor hit.

Honestly mine kinda is.

Yikes! Could you imagine what it would be like when we were between the sheets doing "the deed" if life were a musical? Or what killing others would look like? And what about the Summer and Winter Olympics? Doctors performing surgery? Thank God life isn't a musical......

my life is a musical comedy (send help)

And I'll bet most of you love Eric Idle, and he wrote some of the best soundtracks to musicals ever, but no, you don't want to watch a musical.

I agree. At least on screen musicals can be fast forwarded. If that was real life I would never be able to escape!

Dark, I like it

Trivia fact: on the show Finding Your Roots, Larry David and Bernie Sanders found out that they are actually related.

Because I stole ur pronouns >:)

In whom?

MODS ARE ASLEEP RED ALERT RED ALERT SWEAR WORDS DETECTED'

Just don't be any kind of bigot.

my sister does i think she might be insane

Don't google it. Long story short, homophobic law regarding things that aren't anyone's business except the consenting adults involved.

Sofa, so good!

That shirt supposed to be funny or something?

i find this peculiarly hilarious

Cute

I feel as if this belongs on a cake

Can't unsee it now.

Okay, who besides me sang the first part?

bro literally tho

Unless you are Elaine Benes.

"have you got a spare cig?"; "Dunno I'm not dead yet".

Clippy!!!

Good job, you are indeed being very brave. Do you want a star sticker? Edit: wow, so you all want stickers... here you go! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Also thanks to Electra Smith and fair_weather_rose for helping me pass out stickers lol)

Pity you. Mental illinois causes a lot of missouri.

i love that

Well, honestly... is there anyone who DOESN'T?

didn’t he kill a whole bunch of kids edit: i have been informed that most of them survived so JUSTICE FOR AUGUSTUS

LOL @ the Richard Scarry mice

same except for the whole “legs being strong” part