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Graduation is, supposedly, the happiest day of your life so far - you are finally FREE. However, soon it dawns on you that this newly gained freedom isn't exactly a glorious feeling; for now, you are even more confused and lost than before. And that, younglings, is the price you pay for being an adult capable of enjoying your freedoms. But, worry not, you get used to this feeling, so for now, let's just maybe enjoy the last day of your twelve-year sentence. Now it is time to leave your mark for generations to come in your grade's graduation album, something very profound to be remembered by. A smart quote peppered with top-notch humor and a bit of your own soul shining through. Something perhaps out of the repertoire of Dory the fish from Finding Nemo, or even better - a SpongeBob quote should bear the exact right amount of importance to make that everlasting mark of yours. We understand that you are too weary of doing research of your own for that golden quote, so, just like a good friend would, we are offering you a helping hand with our list of funny senior quotes for you to choose from!

So, from famous quotes that came from the mouths of cartoon characters to some actually smart ones from historical people - we bet you'll find the exact right words to scribble under your picture of you grinning your cheeks off your face. And this terrific photo paired with a cool quote is sure to win any yearbook ever!

Right, now it is time for you to scroll on down below and check out our selection of the best yearbook quotes ever. Some of them might sound familiar to you, but don't worry - that's just because they came from some very cool character or a person and not some internet meme. We've all learned that internet fads are never here to stay, so if you put something along the lines of My Money Don't Jiggle today, it will seem embarrassing tomorrow. Better stick to the stuff tested by time, like a quote from Monty Python or something. Oh, and don't forget to give your vote for the funniest quotes and share this article with your similarly fated fellows!

#1

“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.”

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#2

“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”

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#3

“Remember… The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake.”

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#4

“I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head.”

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#5

“I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers; because I could always count on them.”

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#6

“When life shuts a door, open it back up. That's how doors work.“

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#7

“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire & the ground was on fire & everything was on fire because it was hell.”

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#8

“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.”

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#9

"Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters."

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#10

“I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.” – Omotola Omotinugbon

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#11

“I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.”

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#12

“100 character limit for our senior quote? That seems unfair. We refuse to be constrained by these ru”

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#13

"I hope natural selection takes care of people who block the hallways."

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#14

“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”

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#15

“It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”

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#16

“If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”

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David Drew
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is your captain speaking, to your left is the detention room

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#17

“I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”

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#18

“Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.”

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#19

“Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”

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#20

“I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

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#21

"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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#22

“If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.”

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#23

“You can always retake a class but you can’t relive a party.”

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#24

"That wasn't like High School Musical at all."

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#25

“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

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#26

“I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them.”

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#27

“No, Xenia, your senior quote can’t be ‘fries before guys.'”- Dad.” – Xenia Chon

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#29

“Education is important, but big biceps are more importanter.”

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#31

“Yes, that is my actual last name.” – Christopher Gaylord

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#33

“They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something.”

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#35

“So heard the ladies like bad boys. Lucky for them, I'm bad at everything.“

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Emi Call
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahaha this actually made me laugh instead of aggressively exhale out of my nose

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#36

“Never hold your farts in, they travel up your spine into your brain and that’s where the crappy ideas come from.”

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Random Guy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the reason i shove precious metals up my bum to get golden ideas! genius

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#38

“Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”

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Brittney Arp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad wrote me something like this in the 25th birthday card....

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#40

“I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.”

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#41

“If the world is my oyster, then I must have an allergy to shellfish.”

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Barry 36
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean life's not a party without having to go to the hospital, am I right? No

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#43

"No, I did not have a farm." - Joe McDonald

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#44

“The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareekshit Ravi

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#45

“I like my coffee like I like my women, I don’t like coffee.”

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#46

“If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.”

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#47

“Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”

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#48

"Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!"

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#50

“When I die, I want my ashes to be pressed into a smokey eye shadow pallet. Thanks.”

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#51

“I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”

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Chris Dev
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then when you grow up, you spend more of your time to earn money so you can give half of it to the government and the rest to your landlord.

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#52

“Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I’m a carrot.”

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#56

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy taco bell, which is basically the same thing.”

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#58

“I’m that Nigerian prince that keeps emailing you.”

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#59

“Some days are a total waste of makeup.”

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#61

“The Illuminati is literally just me, a bunch of horses, and Barack Obama.”

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#62

“Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.”

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#64

“Make-up looks pretty on the outside, but it doesn’t help if you’re ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.”

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#72

“‘Put something inspirational.’ – Mom”

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Tyler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stacy's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want And I've waited for so long Stacy, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

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#73

“I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.” – Damian Sparks

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#74

“I didn’t choose the thug life; my mom picked it out for me.”

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Tyler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yo gangsta, when are we gonna go on that crime spree?

#77

“Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter [insert handle].”

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#78

"Guys call me Amar, but girls call me Mi Amor." – Amar Pal

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#79

“The next quote is a lie. The previous quote is telling the truth.”

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Josh Stevenson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Paradox detected!! Good thing my head was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.

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#80

“‘How do you feel you have changed since freshman year?’ Well, I still have no friends.”

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RafCo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the joke. When I was young i was poor. But with years of hard work, I am no longer young.

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#81

“I am rather appalled at the limit of characters for this. I am certain that I cannot fit all my thoughts of these past 4 years into such few cha.” – Karl Mangone

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#82

"You're all gonna regret not dating me in high school."

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#83

“Yooo make up a senior quote for me, I’m not at school.”

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#84

"Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart... Except for money."

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Frosty 🇺🇦
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But then can't you find anything that you want that needs money to buy in there too?

#87

“Remember that true beauty comes from within — within bottles, compacts, and lipstick tubes.”

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#89

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.”

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#91

“I look better in person.”

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#92

“The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”

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#93

“I don’t like it when people call me a dumb blonde. It gets on my pet peeves.”

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#94

“I’m trash, but like high-quality trash. The kind of trash rich white people has, like crumpled up hundred dollar bills and caviar leftovers.”

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#95

"If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children's graves because you're weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter."

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#96

“The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.”

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Tota Mostafa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's so damn sad... But you could be yourself instead.... I mean... Beyoncé didn't have a Beyoncé ......

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#97

“I’m a senior, but I stay freshman.”

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#98

“Once you grow up, you can’t come back!” – Peter Pan

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#99

“______________ was released from his 4 year sentence.”

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#101

“My brother took my quote.”

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#103

“I don’t know, you can just put some quote in for me.”

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#104

“If movies have taught me anything, now the real fun starts.”

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#105

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”

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#106

“Don’t live someone else’s dream, find your own.”

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#107

“I get butterflies when I think of myself.”

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#108

“If you can’t afford pizza, you can’t afford me!”

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#109

“You got to enjoy the little things in life, like blowing bubbles. They call me bubbles in the classroom because I’m always rising to the top.”

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Josh Stevenson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you brag about having a little thing and then try to tell everyone how smart you are? 🤔

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#110

“This quote is too important to screw up, so I’m playing it safe.”

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#111

“Character is a course, finish it.”

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APL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the f**k is this even meant to mean? Finish character?

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#112

“If I still look this good in 10 years, I’ll be happy.”

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#113

“Don’t read this. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don’t post this yearbook quote to at least yearbooks you will never find love. This really works.”

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Josh Stevenson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many yearbooks??? Just a yearbook? Yearbooks? Not exactly specific there bud.

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#115

“The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.”

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Violet
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the saddest thing in life is belting out tomorrow from annie then getting sound board tech

#116

“Be determined, passionate and brilliant in life. Make sure to buy lots of 4 for $4’s as well.”

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Violet
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mine: "remember to put out choccy milk and nuggies for baby yoda:)"

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#117

“Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.”

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#119

“You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honey being fly.”

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#120

“Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”

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Channo Sagara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lots of people said "nobody's perfect", and you go with hannah montana? Good luck, kid...

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#121

“Always got them Girl Scout cookies, but I’m no Girl Scout.”

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#122

"I don't wish I was Beyonce, Beyonce wishes she was me."

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#123

“Get chicks or die trying.”

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