I just scared my cat off of me laughing at this

How cute!

Same maskless moron in the queue in the US, security guards often say naught!

I'm starting a campaign to get opossums on the $10.

Ohhh burn...

Smart assessment of our idiocy.

My fav.

Too funny 😂

This is the way

Because people put curtains up so you can't see in and in order to still look out without looking like a nosy old grandma.

Very nice bait and switch there.

Good man! Has his priorities in order.

You wont crawl very far without your head

venn diagram

👏👏👏👏

Oh no

Ha ha ha!

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Only 1 opposable thumb away from world domination..

I love this! When’s the film released? I’d watch it.

I like how she matches the ribbon.

Thank you!

A Scots dad joke at it's finest...

Brilliant!

Wow, that was one hell of an explosion.

If at first you don't secede....

I tried not to laugh out loud and almost succeeded.

Can't seem to stop laughing at "you wee cow!!"

Sounds like Florida

I don't really know Scottish politics, but this is hilarious. Like, damn, Scots don't mess around

I like 'em with the peels on *wink*

TV license? Really?! How archaic is Scotland?!!

Just shake well, it'll be fine.

We need this sign at far more places... Like behind every American (and Australian) that doesn't have native heritage and complains about migrants.

Absolutely! Abusive employer. Drives me crazy the few times I've gone inside a McDonald's.

The whole goddamned stadium would burst into song.

Or English

I had somebody hammering my door screaming at me to let them in. (I didn't obviously. I still wonder what they were on),

That made me chuckle out loud...

I'd had a slice each time.

Maybe she was referring to a different look and either complimenting or making fun of him. Or is that the joke? This is too advanced humor for me.

It's from peering at the pre nuptial agreement hoping she can find a loopholexto escape.

I wonder how that'll go over here in the US... It does occur when people disapprove or otherwise of the president...

In Scotland are chips crisps or fries? Either way, I wonder if I’m in the top ten lol

Where they fried?

We would if we could find them!

Seems like the Scottish throw the C-word around as much as Australians do.

@Miss Cris. It'd be a pretty crap joke if it wasn't.

She was trying to make a point and it wasn't about hatred. She had a very tough single motherhood early on and even considered suicide. I think she's correct that we need to pay more attention to women's issues overall (though not less attention to transgender). For me most of the hate came from people calling her a hater.