50 Hilarious Posts That Scottish People Blessed The Internet With (New Pics)

This one is sweet.

Lovely story. Sweet. But not hilarious. Not funny. Somehow it's at the top of "50 Hilarious Posts That Scottish People Blessed The Internet With (New Pics)"? The URL is even https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-scottish-posts-scottishpatterr/...

Nice but where's the funny part? This is supposed to be a list of *funny* Scottish posts. How did this get the highest score?

How wonderful.

❤️

Sweet and simple.

Hey guys!! It got past censors!! BP DOESNT UNDERSTAND GLASWEGIAN!!!!!!

Yep, this is exactly how we say it.

I may be Glaswegian.

Fuct if you do, fuct if you don't.

I went to Cambridge - but my team lost :-(

Maybe he is, does she take him to the chippy?

Possibly needs glasses.

"You talkin to me?"

Someone give it a name please

Grunge Tartan

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"I dunno I canny see" Is a hilarious response in this situation

Ma new prescription gaes "woof". ;-)

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Now they're both up to speed on the other's activities.

sooo speed dating night?

The trouble is, both sides make sense - as seen by themselves. Thinking through someone else's eyes is a rare skill

Not just in Scotland.....

I think the people who continue to post a variation of this mortgage vs rent meme simply don't understand that getting a mortgage encompasses so many more expenses than the monthly payment right up front, and that doesn't include the person's ability on future expensive maintenance that is factored into the loan. The lending bank owns your property until the last payment, so you're an investment that they don't want becoming a financial liability.

What's up, kzys59pcrp, no stupid letter for this post?

Awww, you need to get them together more often - maybe playdates.

Impossible.

Not my gravy, not my problem.

Mmmm gravy

Erma Bombeck wrote, "In my family gravy is considered a beverage."

Did that when my mum burnt the boiled potatoes (an achievement in itself) and I said to my dad that they were "crematoes" and we were both corpsing whilst my mum was trying to rescue dinner! One of us would whisper "crematoes!" and we'd be off again!

Those are the best times. It forms the basis of how I choose my besties.

This is one of the few things I miss with my ex. We had times like this, just not frequently enough.

If you can find humor in jail...we were sitting in group, about 40 women in a circle. The one next to me used a lead pencil for eyeliner and she asked me how she looked. I said "Like an internet w***e." She pauses and says "But I AM an internet w***e!" and we couldn't stop laughing. We'd stop, look at each other and it would start again. She was busted for internet p**********n. I merely spit on the arm of a cop. I'm surprised we didn't get written up for it.

Got to admit, that is one beautiful dog.

Same principle works when 'negotiating' with a cat.

Who could say no to that cute little face?

I used to live on a street that was very hard to spell too, we had the same joke going around about Oehlenschlæger street.