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When you think of Scotland, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind? Perhaps it’s the gorgeous, rolling hillsides or the lore of the Loch Ness Monster? Maybe it’s the sound of powerful bagpipes or friendly people speaking in an accent that takes your brain a few extra moments to understand? Whatever it is that you love most about this beautiful country and its citizens, we suggest adding Scottish humor to that list too.

Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the Scottish People Twitter subreddit that we think will make you pandas want to plan a trip to Edinburgh or Glasgow ASAP. Enjoy reading these tweets in your best Scottish accent, and be sure to upvote the pics that give you a strong craving for haggis!

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    The Scottish People Twitter subreddit has been around since 2015 documenting all of the most hilarious moments Scots have tweeted about and interactions they’ve had online. The community has amassed an impressive 842k members, especially considering that Scotland is a nation of only 5.5 million people, and it’s now a cherished corner of the internet for anyone who loves celebrating all things Scottish. While you might not understand all of the lingo used in these tweets if you’re not from the land of kilts and Scotch, have no fear, I’m sure you’ll understand the meanings through context. In fact, you might even pick up a bit of Scottish slang yourself (although, we did need to censor some of it).

    If you’ve never had the opportunity to set foot in Scotland yourself and you don’t happen to have any friends from there, you might be curious what Scots are actually like. So to learn a bit about Scottish culture and what these people, we consulted the blog of “traveling Scotsman and perpetual adventurer” Neil Robertson, Travels With a Kilt. Neil did a “study of the Scots” where he explained some of the common quirks and personality traits of his fellow countryman. Neil first notes that Scots have “embraced the modern world” and are quite liberal when it comes to immigration, gender equality and education. “As societies go, Scotland does a good job of offering somewhere safe, fair and happy to live. This stuff’s critically important to us,” he writes.

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    Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

    Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOSH MY POOR INNOCENT EYES ARE BURNING FROM THIS *gasp* UNCOVERED SWEAR WORD!!! *faints*

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    He Was Running Out Of Patience

    He Was Running Out Of Patience

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    Neil went on to explain how the Scottish psyche tends to function, noting that, “First, there’s the issue of modesty. We like acknowledgement of our gallant efforts at being a good Scot sure (pat on the head), but are usually uncomfortable with direct praise. We can’t exit the conversation fast enough if that materializes. Gruff, monosyllabic small talk and desperate references to the weather or the Cowdenbeath football score can be expected instead.”

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    Next, Neil addresses the stereotype that Scots are “tight-fisted”, or stingy. “I’d unsurprisingly disagree, although there’s no denying our cautious and calculating tendencies,” he noted. “We’re also loyal, considerate and generous when it’s called for. Especially when drinking and allowing ourselves the rarest of unguarded moments when we may permit those deeply buried emotions to burrow just ever so slightly upwards towards daylight. Is it any wonder that alcohol is so prominent in our lives?”

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    A Conversation With My Scottish Friend

    A Conversation With My Scottish Friend

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    And according to Neil, Scots are full of contradictions. “There's no question that we fight ferociously to control and hide our emotions, they can spectacularly spill out in certain circumstances,” he writes. “Extreme ethical and moral eruptions such as a woman mistreated, an innocent exploited or an unfinished pint spilled and your average Scottish bar is likely to turn into a grotesque arena of out-of-shape gladiators suddenly obligated by Scots Law to unleash their inner Braveheart.”

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    Wholesome Spt

    Wholesome Spt

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent. Sad to hear that it's possible to live like that but glad it's getter better for the lad.

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    But when it comes to how Scots treat others, well, there’s a good reason they have a reputation for being so friendly. “We genuinely have a lot of time for people from the wider world. We like tourists, it’s not an act,” Neil explains. “I would put it out there with relative confidence that Scots prefer non-Scots to themselves, most of the time. You guys are the undoubted beneficiaries of our best behavior – did you really think Glasgow taxi drivers were always that friendly? Perhaps it’s the excitement of something new and unfamiliar, perhaps it’s that under-the-surface desire to be liked and loved. With that heavy burden of Scottishness around our necks, we unburden by presenting the best of us to others, secretly (and insecurely) hoping for approval and admiration at the same time.”

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    Mum's Just Being Honest

    Mum's Just Being Honest

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    He Isnae A Dug, Moira

    He Isnae A Dug, Moira

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally thought he was talking about a dog named Lassie and was beyond confused for a second 😂

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    If you’re intrigued by the Scottish sense of humor after reading these tweets, you’ll be happy to know that there are plenty of hilarious comedy shows featuring that trademark Scottish humor the world loves. And lucky for us, The Head Scratcher published a list detailing some of the very best ones, so we’ve got some recommendations for you, pandas. One of the most highly regarded comedy shows to ever air in Scotland was Chewin’ the Fat. The Head Scratcher team describes it as “the quintessential sketch show” and notes that most of the jokes translate to non-Scots just fine, so if you’re in the mood for a good laugh, be sure to check it out. 

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    As far as Scottish sitcoms go, Still Game is arguably the most popular of all time. “It's a witty, hilarious and unforgettable pastiche of Scottish life and most Scots will know more than a few real people not too dissimilar to those portrayed in the show,” the team at The Head Scratcher writes. “The writing is impeccable and remarkably there's not a single dud episode in the whole of the first 6 seasons.”

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    Another quirky yet hilarious Scottish show that I’ve actually watched several times myself is Limmy’s Show. It’s described as “bizarre, confusing, deranged, thoughtful and downright hilarious,” and I couldn’t agree more. I would recommend watching with subtitles if you’re not used to the Scottish accent, but the absurd comedy sketches featured are always genius. 

    If you don’t know much about Scotland aside from the stereotypes that we’ve all heard before, you might be wondering which ones, if any, are actually true. So Sara Jayasuriya, a Glasgow local, wrote a piece for her blog Hey Explorer breaking down how much truth is behind some common Scottish stereotypes. One that she mentions is that there are redheads everywhere, which actually does have some truth to it. She notes that, despite redheads making up only 2% of the world’s population, they do account for 13% of Scotland. So they’re not the dominant color, but you’re definitely likely to see more of them there than many other countries! 

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    Wee Moon

    Wee Moon

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    Another stereotype you might assume about Scotland is that Scots eat haggis all the time. Haggis, a savory pudding made of oatmeal, spices and sheep organs, is the country’s national dish, but Sara explains that it’s usually not eaten more than once a week. In fact, about 40% of Scots don’t even like it!

    And if you’d expect to see men wearing kilts everywhere you go when visiting Scotland, you might be disappointed. “Kilts are still a special part of Scottish heritage, but they’re actually not worn frequently anymore,” Sara explains. “They’re typically reserved for special occasions like weddings, ceilidhs (traditional dancing parties), and sometimes football games for a show of patriotism.”

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    Natural Order Restored In Glasgow

    Natural Order Restored In Glasgow

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    We hope you’re enjoying this celebration of Scottish humor, pandas. Whether you’re ready to go searching for the Loch Ness Monster or not, it’s nice to know you can always channel your inner Scot on Reddit or Twitter to appreciate the nation’s incredible sense of humor. Keep upvoting the pics that give you a craving for haggis, and let us know in the comments below what your favorite thing about the beautiful nation of Scotland is. Then, if you’re interested in laughing at even more hilarious tweets from Scots, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s last article on the same topic right here

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    #28

    This Will Never Not Be Funny

    This Will Never Not Be Funny

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    A Would S**te Masel

    A Would S**te Masel

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher. I haven't snorted that much since the last time I was at Pablo Escobar's.

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    Mulhern Not Having A Good Time Of It In The Comments

    Mulhern Not Having A Good Time Of It In The Comments

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    #31

    Magic Mick In 21 Pumped Street

    Magic Mick In 21 Pumped Street

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    #33

    Train Rides

    Train Rides

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    A Wee Fanny

    A Wee Fanny

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this censored in the post but not in the caption?? BP makes no sense sometimes

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    #36

    That's The Story

    That's The Story

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    I Want This To Be Real

    I Want This To Be Real

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    Kelsey Williams
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Maw [my mom/mum] wid [would] dae [do] anyhin [anything] fur [for] a tan shes following the sun ended up nexty [next to] the bus stoap [stop]"

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    #38

    Never Seen Such Charity

    Never Seen Such Charity

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    #39

    Can Only Be In Scotland…

    Can Only Be In Scotland…

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny enough but also reminds me of Sean Locke on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.

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    #40

    Just To Help Yous Oot A Wee Bit

    Just To Help Yous Oot A Wee Bit

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP, are you seriously now starting to censor PARTS of words?!! Also, why? The missing parts are "min" and "oac" as far as I can tell.

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    #41

    As A Glaswegian, Even I Was Surprised By The Scale Of Braehead Shopping Centre

    As A Glaswegian, Even I Was Surprised By The Scale Of Braehead Shopping Centre

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    #44

    The Best Kind Of I Told You So

    The Best Kind Of I Told You So

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man was almost bang on with his prediction, just not quite accurate on the ratio'd bit....

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    #48

    Very, Very Sorry

    Very, Very Sorry

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "HEre I am just buying a rhododendron for my garden and some c*nt turns me into a meme"

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    #50

    Smoking A Malboro Red While Wearing A Knights Helmet? Nae Bor Mate

    Smoking A Malboro Red While Wearing A Knights Helmet? Nae Bor Mate

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    #51

    Mondays Forecast

    Mondays Forecast

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    Tescobar

    Tescobar

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutch plates on the cars. Not scottish anyway, photo was years ago in the Dutch newspapers as example how the Dutch police can easily identify illegal weed farming, which quite often is installed in the attics. Due to poor insulation back then, it needed a crazy amount of electricity/gas for heating. Usually the energy companies will notify the police if the type of house does not match with the meter readings. The real danger is people tampering with the meters to circumvent that, with fires burning down the house.

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    #54

    Aye Carry On Hen!

    Aye Carry On Hen!

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    International Aid

    International Aid

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH if the ukrainians really wanted to win they'd just need to ask scotland to send a regiment of neds and offer payment in vodka and footie matches after.

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    #58

    Hiding In Asda

    Hiding In Asda

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Shrigley cartoon "hiding from my wife"

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    This Strange Sculpture Has Popped Up In A Few Places Around Glasgow, The Graffiti Is Fitting

    This Strange Sculpture Has Popped Up In A Few Places Around Glasgow, The Graffiti Is Fitting

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    #61

    Found This While Searching For The Origin Of Ye Cannie Shove Yer Grannie Aff A Bus

    Found This While Searching For The Origin Of Ye Cannie Shove Yer Grannie Aff A Bus

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    Look Who It Isnae

    Look Who It Isnae

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely love the show..... Mind you I'm Australian and have to have the subtitles turnt on 🤣😂 🤪

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    #63

    Life’s Too Short For Fancy English Sentences!

    Life’s Too Short For Fancy English Sentences!

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    #68

    A Fan Of Star Wars

    A Fan Of Star Wars

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brilliant. No, I am not translating the OP for you lot.

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    #71

    Can You Legally Punch A Seagull?

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scottish seagulls are right there with Canada geese and Australian magpies

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    #72

    I Have Been Here For 2 Days, And I Think I'm Deaf Already

    I Have Been Here For 2 Days, And I Think I'm Deaf Already

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    Howling

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    Slept Through It All

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like trains. I want to go to Europe and ride trains everywhere. US trains suck. I mean, they're cool and all, but you have to drive forever just to get to them.

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    #79

    Rangers Fans Fume At The Facilities At Seville Stadium As Supporters Urged To Drink Toilet Water To Stay Hydrated

    Rangers Fans Fume At The Facilities At Seville Stadium As Supporters Urged To Drink Toilet Water To Stay Hydrated

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    them's fightin words. (for the americans reading this, celtic and rangers will basically fight over anything).

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    #80

    A Wee Dram For Iain’s Gran? Count Me In

    A Wee Dram For Iain’s Gran? Count Me In

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    #81

    Call Me Steam Boat Willy

    Call Me Steam Boat Willy

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    #82

    Scots-Yiddish; That’s A New One

    Scots-Yiddish; That’s A New One

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    Tam's At It Again!

    Tam's At It Again!

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    Anyone Else Remember This S**te? My Auntie Had It And It Always Confused Me Like Who Is She Protecting The Carpet For?

    Anyone Else Remember This S**te? My Auntie Had It And It Always Confused Me Like Who Is She Protecting The Carpet For?

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    #85

    ... And In Many Ways Came To Better Represent The City In Which He Resided

    ... And In Many Ways Came To Better Represent The City In Which He Resided

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    An Immediate Heider

    An Immediate Heider

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    Trampoline Gaff Party

    Trampoline Gaff Party

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    #88

    Playing “Chappy” With A Paranoid Patient

    Playing “Chappy” With A Paranoid Patient

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    Wee Bit Of Crash Bandicoot

    Wee Bit Of Crash Bandicoot

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    #90

    Can You Feel The Love Tonight

    Can You Feel The Love Tonight

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    #91

    There's Only One Type Of Pink Sauce We Recognise In Glasgow

    There's Only One Type Of Pink Sauce We Recognise In Glasgow

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    #92

    Things I Miss About My Sunday Morning Walks In Edinburgh

    Things I Miss About My Sunday Morning Walks In Edinburgh

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    #93

    It Was Never In Any Doubt

    It Was Never In Any Doubt

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    Ryanair’s S**te

    Ryanair’s S**te

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    #96

    That Boy At Timpsons Is Getting Kicked Square In The Nuts

    That Boy At Timpsons Is Getting Kicked Square In The Nuts

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    ‘Tried’- Makes Me Sad

    ‘Tried’- Makes Me Sad

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those wondering, TITP is T In The Park. Scottish music festival.

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    They Start Young In Fife

    They Start Young In Fife

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    Mon Noo

    Mon Noo

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