#CoupleGoals

This is fantastic! I must remember this one! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

They didn’t laugh because the joke made them drool instead 🐶

LOL

And stop pretending that adverts aren't louder than the programmes.

I bet they were worried initially whether it was a pirate ship or not

Very punny!

Sauron is watching

Now imagine, if countries started listening to climate scientists...

petition to make this the cereals new tag line

Am I the only person who thinks that's a really stupid looking car?

i had to read it twice to understand

Tip: replace the grapefruit with a flavorless amino acid water beverage and watch even more stubborn joy melt from your body in places you didn’t even know you were storing it!

Oh damn, i was in the process of launching someone into the Sun! All that wasted effort!

She should market it as "PH 7" and make a fortune

Theres practically infinite amount more cheese you aren’t eating!

They have a point though

fr like you get a house free of rent, a nice patch of sunlight no other competition with plants or weeds, good water and soil BUT OF COURSE, U HAVE TO BE UNGRATEFUL AND DIE BECAUSE LIFE IS JUST TOO HARD

Give that guide a raise!

So, does it mean, when you make such a pic, and you send it to someone, that you're actually mooning them?

Booooriiinnnggg....

nihil sub sole novum....

Ba-dum-tss

This gives me anxiety

catenheimmer

In natural selection we trust

The Prof would say octopuses;)

Saving this. This applies to everything.

Why “future biologist”? contemporary crazy netizens will believe this picture to be a true proof.

Or we are that tiny galaxy in Orion's belt (Men in Black movie reference)...

Awww!

Look, some projects just happen, ok?

Good example of how the greatest artists aren’t appreciated until after they die.

I want one of these. I have a kitten that would love it.

How else will he catch the cookies?

expedition to steal koalas ...or was it koalas stealing humans???????

Explain eggplant then! 🤔😅

The proof that there's intelligent life in the universe is that it hasn't come to visit us.

You find this on the beach, get excited, and try to read the message, only to get: a) Rick rolled, or b) virus on your computer.

Is it just me who thinks the word fae is really pretty??

Then bubonic plague ended and his career nose-dived as he was forced back to the office. ;o)

I saw a meme once which was a picture of a Ford dealership where the sign said "Free Dog With Every Ford Sold, So You Have A New Friend To Walk Home With!"

I see only bunnies and butterflies.... with machine guns and machetes.

Deep

A common phobia, mom told me this is why Santa wouldn’t bring me those giant $900 Lego sets.

Im so dumb if I saw this I would guess its a booby trap, freeze in place and search carefully for trip wires

This shouldn’t blow my mind, but it does

meh, I use powdered water, even easier to make and store

His arms are still too short to dial or text!